Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

Those customers with diarrhea were waiting in line outside the toilet, half-squatting with their hands on their crotches, their faces turning green.

"Damn it, I was saying, why does today's Pepsi taste a little different!"

"Drinking this Pepsi Cola actually gave me diarrhea!!"

"Fuck, no more Pepsi!"

Le Huizhen, seeing this scene, became excited.

The soul of a journalist, a hundred thousand year ring!

Big news!

Coca-Cola was bombed, and Pepsi was the only dominant player in Hong Kong. Now this incident happened... wait... why did all the benefits go to New Era Coke?

Le Huizhen glanced at Ma Zhichao.

Could it be that this scumbag did it?

But if you think about it carefully, it seems unlikely. Brother Chao probably doesn't have that ability.

Thinking of the big news, Le Huizhen could no longer sit still. She quickly got up, took the DV she carried with her, and went to the guests who were about to have diarrhea.

DV aimed at: "Hello, I am a news reporter from TVB. Is it convenient for you to interview me?"

The guests quickly covered their faces and cursed: "I'm busy, can't you see I'm going to have diarrhea?"

Le Huizhen said cunningly: "100 Hong Kong dollars per person!"

The guests quickly changed their expressions: "I can be interviewed!"

You're a bastard who doesn't make money.

When Ma Zhichao saw this scene, he smiled gently, worthy of being called a little fox.

……

at this time,

Problems have arisen one after another in various places across Hong Kong.

A retail store,

"Boss! Is the Pepsi you're selling expired? It gave me diarrhea!"

"How is that possible? The goods here will not expire."

Just as the boss finished speaking, another person rushed in aggressively.

"Fuck you, who gave you the money to harm my brother? He collapsed and was hospitalized, and you said it was inflammation, it's very serious! The doctor said it was caused by food poisoning!"

The store owner's defense seemed very weak!

A few streets over,

The owner of a supermarket selling Pepsi-Cola was attacked by a group of gangsters who rushed into the store in a rage, smashed and looted the store, and cursed that Pepsi-Cola caused them to have diarrhea. In the end, the owner of the supermarket was forced to pay tens of thousands of yuan, and the gangsters left.

……

Ma Zhichao, while eating breakfast, called the ATV News Department and told them about the Pepsi Cola incident.

Then let him do a news feature and report it hard.

The head of the news department understood the situation immediately and quickly summoned reporters from the entire department to conduct interviews in hospitals across Hong Kong, and then arranged several exclusive interviews.

I guess there will be something interesting to watch in the news at noon today.

quickly,

After seeing off Le Huizhen, Ma Zhichao returned to the West Kowloon Headquarters.

"Director!"

"Director!"

On the way, the police greeted him respectfully.

When they arrived at the director's office, Liang Xiaorou followed.

"Boss, Chief Superintendent Cody, the head of the Criminal Intelligence Division, has been waiting in the conference room for an hour..."

Ma Zhichao calmly made the tea and drank it slowly: "Why rush? This time it's the Criminal Intelligence Department begging us, let him wait!"

As he was talking, he noticed that Liang Xiaorou was looking at him with burning eyes.

Ma Zhichao: “??? What happened?”

Liang Xiaorou asked with a little excitement: "Atou, are you really going to become the big boss of ATV?"

Ma Zhichao was at ATV yesterday and did not come to the police station.

Ma Zhichao smiled and nodded: "It's genuine, 74% of the shares!"

"Atou, you are really amazing!"

Liang Xiaorou's face was full of admiration.

At this time, tap tap~~~~~

Stephen Chow, Chan Ka Kui, and many police officers knocked on the door and came in, each of them excited and excited.

"Atou...I heard you acquired ATV!"

"Atou, is what is said on TV true?"

After receiving Ma Zhichao's affirmative answer, many police officers shouted excitedly.

"Atou, you are so awesome!"

"Yes, ATV, that's ATV!"

"I heard that ATV's market value is over 10 billion!"

"Atou, I heard that you are worth 20 billion now?"

Ma Zhichao understood their excitement and said with a smile: "Recently, I am going to ask ATV to bring a news reporter team to our West Kowloon for interviews and to do a series of "Into the West Kowloon Police Station" programs. You can go back and prepare and bring out any stories or cases that you think can be used to brag about... If there are stories or cases that have the potential to be made into TV series or movies, I will try my best to adapt them..."

Yesterday Ma Zhichao discovered a problem: ATV’s ratings were really poor.

No wonder ATV’s market value is only a few billion, while TVB’s market value is over 80 billion.

So, Ma Zhichao came up with a few ideas.

Idea 1: ATV and West Kowloon Police Station jointly launched "Into the West Kowloon Police Station"! ATV gained ratings, and West Kowloon Police Station gained reputation.

Idea 2: Continue to work on the case, let West Kowloon break it, and then ATV will report the case.

Idea 3: Take advantage of your strengths and shoot police dramas to be broadcast on ATV, such as "O Records", "Criminal Investigation Files", "Forensic Files", "Armed Reaction", "The Last Life of the Murderer", "Forensic Heroes"... slowly...

"Really?"

"The TV station is coming?"

"Then I have to dress more handsomely!" Chen Jiaju scratched his hair.

"Haha, when it comes to being handsome, who else can be as handsome as me except Sir Ma?" Zhou Xingxing adjusted his collar with a proud look on his face.

The police officers were very surprised.

Who doesn’t want to be famous?

Unless you are undercover!

Soon, the news spread throughout the police station.

All the police officers were shocked and extremely excited, shouting "Sir Ma is awesome!"

Cody, head of CIB: “…………”

Not long after, Ma Zhichao finally met Cody.

Cody waited for more than an hour, not daring to show any dissatisfaction, and still discussed with Ma Zhichao in a humble manner how to write the report.

In order to make the Criminal Intelligence Bureau look more respectable, the CIB was completely unaware of and not present in the entire operation that day (discovering the gangsters, chasing the gangsters, and killing the gangsters), and the unified account was completed by West Kowloon.

The entire credit was borne by West Kowloon.

And every police officer who participates in the operation will receive generous rewards.

Noon,

The action report has basically taken shape.

Cody heaved a sigh of relief and left with gratitude. Before leaving, he decided to repay Ma Zhichao's kindness.

"Sir Ma... Thank you very much for your generosity this time. I will give you a message for free. I will not admit this news when I walk out of this door." Cody said solemnly.

So serious?

Ma Zhichao suddenly became serious: "What's the matter?"

Cody: "Someone anonymously reported that you, Sir Ma, have dealings with foreign funds, and the ICAC is investigating you..."

ICAC?

Ma Zhichao's face turned serious.

……

……

At this time,

With TVB and ATV sending a large number of reporters to follow, visit and investigate...

Find,

The scope of Pepsi's "poisoning" is very wide.

It appeared yesterday!

Major hospitals across Hong Kong have admitted thousands of patients suffering from Coke poisoning!

At first, these patients did not think it was Pepsi that had caused the problem, but thought they had eaten something unclean.

In an interview, a gastroenterologist at a hospital said: "Since yesterday, our hospital has received more than 400 patients with diarrhea. There is no connection between the patients. They all came at random places and times. This is already a mass poisoning incident and has been reported to the Department of Health... We didn't find the cause yesterday... Based on your reminder, we re-interviewed the patients and found that they all drank Pepsi."

The situation was similar in other hospitals. At first, no one knew what the cause of the poisoning was, and when they asked if the patient had drunk Pepsi, they all said they had.

This is basically confirmed, it is definitely caused by drinking Pepsi.

……

noon,

12 points.

Both TVB and ATV reported this large-scale poisoning incident across Hong Kong.

"After visiting and counting, a total of 8032 people in Hong Kong were admitted to the hospital due to drinking Pepsi."

"And there are many more who didn't go to the hospital..."

"Pepsi is an internationally renowned company. I didn't expect such a big scandal to happen..."

"I hope Pepsi will come out and give an explanation to the citizens of Hong Kong as soon as possible."

As soon as this news came out,

The 600 million citizens in Hong Kong were in an uproar.

"It turned out to be Pepsi, what a failure! My son has been on IV drip in the hospital for quite some time!"

"My dad has diarrhea so badly that he can't stop living in the toilet!"

"Fuck it, I was wondering what the poison was, but it turned out to be Pepsi!"

Countless citizens were extremely angry.

Meanwhile, PepsiCo was suddenly attacked by TVB and ATV, putting it in a terrible state.

When they wanted to suppress the news, it was too late.

The whole of Hong Kong knows about this, and it is a major social medical accident!

then,

The Food Hygiene Department’s complaint hotline was flooded with calls from countless citizens.