I don't want to be a hero.
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The Vaccine Man couldn't stand it anymore and grabbed the Big Bald Man. He planned to slowly deal with this pest who ignored him.
Saitama was caught by the Vaccine Man and lifted to a height of several dozen meters. There was no expression on his face, and it was still the same rough face.
"Do you know that interrupting other people's conversations is very rude?"
The vaccine man originally wanted to see an expression of "fear" on the bald man's face, but he was disappointed.
The bald Sanwu's expression was so sarcastic that the Vaccine Man, who had wanted to torture Saitama slowly, instantly lost his patience.
The Vaccine Man looked at Saitama's expressionless face, and suddenly exerted force with his arms, throwing Saitama to the ground like he was throwing garbage.
Because he was afraid that the bald guy was not dead yet, the Vaccine Man kicked him hard a few more times, making Ye Ya, who was lying next to him, even feel that the whole ground was shaking.
But the next scene that made the Vaccine Man almost drop his jaw appeared. The bald man, who he thought would be crushed into pieces by him, stood up safely.
The bald man stood up as if nothing had happened and patted his clothes that were stained with dust.
Even though Saitama didn't say a word, his calm expression and his nonchalant actions were enough to instantly make the Vaccine Man enter a "rage" state.
He is a powerful character throughout three anime series, but now he is being mocked. And the people who mock him, judging by the style of the paintings, can't be more than 50 cents.
The Vaccine Man's muscles swelled up and he instantly entered the [Second Transformation] stage, with all his body values skyrocketing. If the Vaccine Man just now was just a "lower dragon level", then the Vaccine Man who entered the [Second Transformation] stage was a true "peak dragon level".
Feeling the power that was about to overflow throughout his body, the Vaccine Man was quite addicted, with a sense of loneliness that "it's so lonely to be invincible".
The vaccine man, whose strength has skyrocketed, looked at the bald man again and decided to let this bug know that he is the most handsome guy on the planet.
Looking at the Vaccine Man who looked like a gangster, Saitama jumped high and threw an "ordinary punch", and the Vaccine Man was dead!
Yes, there was no exciting battle as expected, nor any gorgeous fighting moves. The bald devil Saitama just threw a very ordinary punch, and the "Dragon Peak" Vaccine Man was instantly covered in blood and flesh, and died beyond death.
After killing the Vaccine Man instantly, Saitama looked at his fist in a daze.
"Another punch... Seeing this guy talking so much, I thought he was a strong opponent."
Look at this pretentious line. The big bald guy proved with his actions that even though he is bald, he is still the most handsome guy in the world.
"Yeya, are you okay?"
Fortunately, Saitama didn't just pretend to be cool and forget about Yeya. After helping Yeya up, Saitama realized that there seemed to be a lot of other people in strange clothes lying around.
These people were actually the "A"-level heroes sent by the [Hero Association] to fight against Vaccine Man, but Vaccine Man's "Dragon-level" strength easily defeated all the heroes who came here to fight.
"Ye Ya, what should we do with these people? Should we send them to the hospital?"
Saitama helped Yeya up and asked while looking at him.
"Do you have money?"
Tianyu asked a soul-searching question, and Saitama turned his head decisively, as if he could no longer see the people lying on the ground.
"Hiss, it hurts, you bastard, be gentle, I'm seriously injured now."
Ye Ya is seriously injured now, but he still has the passive skill [Way of the Rurouni] of "The Wind Swordsman" to put up a protective shield at the last moment, otherwise he would have really died.
"It's okay, just apply some red medicine when you get home."
The bald man's rough movements caused Ye Ya to get hurt even more from time to time. He suddenly missed his two "brother-obsessed" sisters.
"What the hell is this red medicine? I want to go to the hospital and be cared for by the pretty nurse."
Yeya roared unwillingly, but the bald man seemed to be temporarily deaf and turned a deaf ear to Yeya's words.
Chapter 9 Obtaining the "Air Dance Technique"
In Z City, at Saitama's home, Yaya was tied up like a mummy and sitting on a chair. It had been a few days since he met the Vaccine Man.
In the end, Yeya did not meet the beautiful nurse, but went home, applied some mercurochrome, and accepted Saitama's "binding" bandage.
Ever since he and Saitama fell into a financial crisis, the hospital had become a rather luxurious place for them.
However, Yeya has to complain about this: in hot-blooded anime, as long as they don’t die directly, the recovery ability of all characters is at the MAX level, right?
Ye Ya was in a miserable state before, but he actually recovered after a few days at home...
It is estimated that [Swift Swordsman]'s "Way of the Rurouni" played a part in this, but such amazing recovery ability still surprised Yeya.
"Hey, Yeya, your body is too fragile. It's just a minor injury, but it took so long to heal? Or have you recovered a long time ago, and now you are just lying to me to take care of you."
The bald guy was cooking in the kitchen, buying udon noodles from a discount supermarket. And there was only noodles, no meat...
"Stop nagging me. If I had gone to the hospital and let the nurse take good care of me, I would have recovered a long time ago. It's already pretty fast to be able to recover to this state now, okay?"
Yes, during these days when Yeya was seriously injured, it was Saitama who took care of him. However, the bald guy obviously had no talent for taking care of others, which made Yeya's injury worse.
Genos, who has Ex-level housekeeping skills, hasn't arrived yet, so it's a miracle that Saitama and Yaya have survived this long.
"You're too harsh. You know, I've been doing all the housework since the day you got injured."
Yeya didn't continue chatting nonsense with Saitama. Even though the bald guy was a nobody, if he started complaining, it would never stop.
Although he was seriously injured, what made Saitama happy was that
When I met the vaccine man that day, two of the three tasks issued by the system were shown to have been completed by Ye Ya.
They are to save the little girl in the first mission and to cause "ten percent" damage to the vaccine man.
To be honest, Ye Ya had been worried that the second mission was quite dangerous, but fortunately it was completed successfully.
This also gave Yeya three "chances to draw cards" again, and unlike his previous "unlucky" face, Yeya delivered this time.
Three chances to draw cards, two item cards, one "Naruto's expired instant noodles" and one "Chopper's Rumble Ball", all of which are useless.
But the third time, Yeya drew a [Skill Card], and it was a very practical one.
Skill Card: Air Dance (from Dragon Ball Universe)
Effect: Control the Qi in the body, reach the point where you float in the air, and perform flying techniques.
PS: Hey boy, do you want to fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?
The introduction is simple, but the effect is powerful. You should know that in "Dragon Ball", as the abilities of the Dragon Ball warriors increase, various abilities emerge one after another.
However, the only ones that can be integrated into the whole play and never become outdated are "Kameha" and "Air Dance".
Moreover, Ye Ya knew that the "Air Dance Technique" was not just about being able to float in the air. Once the Qi in the body met the requirements, it was also possible to fly at high speeds.
Look at the Saiyans in Dragon Ball. Once they fly up, they are surrounded by flaming air waves. Jet planes are no longer needed. They fly around the planet once or twice in a few minutes, just like playing.
Ye Ya did not expect to be able to circle the planet in a few minutes, he just hoped that he could run faster than others.
A few days later, Ye Ya's injuries were completely healed. In fact, he was quite nervous these days, fearing that he would be inexplicably transported by the system while he was injured.
The system has explained before that the world and time you travel through are random, which means they are all uncertain.
He originally still had some ability to save his life, but if he were to save the world with such an injury, he would definitely be killed.
"Hey, Yeya, stop daydreaming. I'm asking if you have a hundred yen. I don't have enough money on hand."
Saitama looked at Yeya, who was daydreaming beside him, with dissatisfaction. He was very dissatisfied and thought that he was pretending to be deaf and dumb and wanted to hide the money.
"Damn it, I can't be so unlucky, I just happened to be fine, why is it here again? This world is really dangerous..."
But the reason why Yeya ignored Saitama was not what he thought. It was because he had just received another task issued by the system.
"Ding, Mission 1: Stop the scientist brother from destroying the city. Reward: One chance to draw a card."
"Ding, Mission 2: Cut off one arm or one leg of the scientist's brother. Reward: Limited chance to draw a card once."
"Ding, Mission Three: Kill the scientist's brother alone. Reward: Limited to three chances to draw cards."
Don’t think that this weirdo is really at the “younger brother” level just because the system calls him such a ridiculous name as “scientist younger brother”.
Yeya has an impression of this weirdo. After taking the biceps potion invented by his scientist brother, he turned into a monster of huge size.
In terms of strength, it is roughly the strength of a "mid-level dragon". Although it has gained powerful strength, its IQ is somewhat lacking.
But the dragon-level strength is not fake. Just by swinging his arm, the wind from his fist can destroy several city blocks.
As if to verify the accuracy of the system, the supermarket where Saitama and Yeya were suddenly shook violently. The alarms of the [Hero Association] also began to sound around them, asking ordinary people to rush to take shelter.
"boom---------"
A deafening sound rang out beside Ye Ya and the others. When they looked back, they saw a huge footprint on the map.
Just looking at the size of this footprint, it is definitely more than size 42. No, it is more than size 420...
But this is not the point now. The point is that Ye Ya is in a very dangerous situation now.
The previous “Vaccine Man” had already made Ye Ya deeply aware of the horror of “Dragon-level” monsters, and he definitely didn’t want to run up and seek death again.
Moreover, the second task given by the system this time was completely beyond Ye Ya's ability to accomplish. He also wanted to chop off his limbs? Look at his body, is the gap between his teeth as big as his?
"Yeya, there's another weirdo. Should you go first this time, and I'll deal with you after you're knocked down?"
Saitama picked his nose and ignored the giant that was a hundred feet tall, as if he was a piece of cake.
"Ahem, I haven't fully recovered from the injuries from the last battle, so I'll let you do it this time."
Would he let Yeya go up again and get seriously injured? He wasn't always so lucky to survive.
Moreover, Yeya had no hope of completing the second mission this time. As for the first mission, the system did not specify who was to complete it, only saying to stop the giants from destroying the city.
Then Yeya could just stand aside and do nothing, and if Saitama stepped in to stop him, he could still complete his mission.
Chapter 10 Am I that kind of person?
"That's fine. If I let you start first, you'll always be slow. If you don't go back early today, you won't be able to make dinner in time."
When the bald guy heard Ye Ya’s polite refusal, he didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. After all, Ye Ya was the one who was beaten down in the end.
When Yeya used the "Air Dance Technique" to bring Saitama to the giant, the latter was also quite surprised and didn't understand when Yeya could actually "fly".
Even someone as strong as Saitama cannot defy the gravity of the planet and cannot fly. He is so strong, but he just can't fly. Isn't that strange?
"Don't you know I'm a [telekineticist]? It's no wonder I can fly."
Yeya lied casually. Although he was a [telekinetic user], he couldn't even float in the air, let alone fly with Saitama.
With his [Telekinesis] ability, he could at most make his alloy knife fly. The reason why he could fly was entirely because of [Skill Card - Air Dance].
"Um, but didn't you say that your [telekinesis] is weak, so you want to be a swordsman?"
Yeya had complained to him more than once about how unscientific their family's bloodline was and why the strength of [telekinesis] decreased in this way.
"Why do you care so much? Can't I suddenly become stronger? You've been invincible for three years, and you won't allow me to suddenly become stronger [telekinesis]?"
"If you keep whining, I'll throw you down and let you run over by yourself."
The bald guy was becoming increasingly difficult to fool, so Ye Ya simply interrupted the topic.
"No, I won't ask."
Although Saitama feels quite unbalanced that Yaya can fly while he can't.
He always thought that "heroes" should be able to fly, but they should run. But he couldn't offend Yeya too much, otherwise he would not take him flying in the future.
Moreover, in the future, when supermarkets have discounts or promotions, they can just fly there, so they won’t be left with leftovers after the aunties snatched away the food.
After Saitama and Yaya arrived at the Giant's shoulders, the scientist discovered that there were two more people on the other side of his brother's shoulder.
The scientist was originally imagining a bright future. Now that his brother had become so powerful, they would have a great future in this world.
But when the scientist noticed Saitama's dull gaze, he was stunned for a moment. Someone actually ran to his brother's shoulder without anyone noticing.
After reminding his younger brother who was immersed in his powerful strength, the giant quickly slapped his shoulder.
As a result, the scientist died!
Although the giant possesses "dragon-level" strength and can still maintain his sanity, his IQ is obviously low and he can't even tell the left from the right.
With this slap, my brother, who was a scientist, was dead beyond belief, and it is estimated that even his bones cannot be found.
"Ah! You actually killed my brother, I'm going to kill you!"
The giant looked at his brother who died with his eyes open, and put all the blame on Ye Ya and the other man.
"Your brother was obviously beaten to death by you yourself."
Yeya was too weak to complain, but Saitama picked his nose and complained quite rudely about the fact that his brother was beaten to death by him.
"You damn bald guy, I'm going to crush you to death and avenge my brother."
The bald man was born with a sarcastic face, and with his "poisonous tongue" just now, his sarcasm was off the charts. The giant instantly ignored Yeya's existence and said bluntly that the bald man would look better.
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