I don't want to be a hero.
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But the word "bald" obviously touched Saitama's sore spot. Looking at the giant's equally shiny head, Saitama wanted to comfort him out of sympathy.
Now Saitama doesn't plan to leave this weirdo's body intact. You are a bald guy yourself, and you have the nerve to call me bald!
A fierce battle between the two bald men broke out instantly... No, it was not fierce at all, because the aggressive giant bald man was hit on the "soft" face by a punch from the little bald man Saitama.
Afterwards, the giant's body, which was big enough to cover the sky and the sun, fell to the ground in an instant. There was no need to even count because the giant's head had disappeared.
Now it’s not just a problem of “bald head”, but the whole head is “bald”.
Yeya swallowed his saliva. Every time he saw Saitama fighting monsters, Yeya would have the thought that fighting monsters was not easy either.
What happened to the promised one-on-one fight, a fight until the sky was dark and the sun and moon were dim? No, nothing at all. In front of the big devil, the bald Saitama, it was just "one punch".
The giant was killed by Saitama with one punch, and Yeya's first mission was completed, and he got another "chance to draw cards".
Moreover, he was just slacking off the whole time this time. He just brought Saitama to the Giant's side and got a "chance to draw cards", so it was not a loss.
"Yeya, take me flying, let's go back to the supermarket quickly."
Boss Saitama asked me to take him flying. Why do I suddenly feel a little proud?
"Why are you going back? Haven't you bought everything you need?"
Because each discount promotion in the supermarket lasts for a period of time, Yeya and Saitama will take advantage of the low prices and stock up on food for a period of time.
"Are you stupid? Just now, because of this big weirdo, everyone ran for shelter. Now there is no one in the supermarket!"
Before Saitama could say what happened if there was no one in the supermarket, Yeya understood instantly.
"Wouldn't that be a bad idea? Taking advantage of the fact that no one else is taking the high-end beef or something."
Although Yeya looked embarrassed on the surface, his movements were not slow at all. He grabbed Saitama's shoulders and started to move, which was much faster than when he was chasing the monster just now.
This is probably what people often say, they say no with their mouths, but their bodies are very honest.
"Actually, I wanted to say that I left in a hurry just now, so I left the things I bought in the supermarket, and I have already paid the money. Now I am worried about what will happen if the cashier forgets that I paid the money?"
After hearing Saitama's somewhat awkward words, Yeya had an urge to throw the bald man down.
Yeya can guarantee that Saitama's words just now definitely did not mean that he was going back to buy good things. And Yeya remembered very clearly that the bald man had not paid back the money yet, and the giant monster came.
The bald guy has become a bad guy now, a typical whore who still wants to be a saint.
After returning to the supermarket, Saitama walked to the high-end meat shelf that he usually didn't dare to look at, and just kept buying things.
And in the process of looting, he did not forget to condemn Ye Ya and said: "Ye Ya, isn't it not good to do this? Although it is out of interest, I am also a hero."
"You're talking too much bullshit. We didn't get paid, and heroes get hungry too. If you think it's not good, then don't eat it. I'll bear all the guilt."
Yeya looked at the large and small bags of high-quality meat in Saitama's arms, and at this moment he had a clear understanding of his shamelessness.
"That won't work. Although it was your idea to come to the supermarket to get things when no one was there, I am also helping you get things now, so you still have to pay me."
Without further ado, they put the blame on Ye Yai and asked him not to eat meat? That was impossible. At most, he would eat less meat.
Chapter 11 Remember This Bald Head
When everything was calm, those who had gone out for refuge ran back again.
The supermarket manager only then discovered that the supermarket was in a mess because of the people fleeing in a hurry.
But the supermarket as a whole was not damaged by the monster.
After the supermarket employees sorted out everything, they discovered something quite strange.
"Manager, please come over here and take a look. Our shelves of high-end meats are completely empty!"
The supermarket manager was also stunned when he heard what his employee said. Could it be that the weirdos nowadays no longer engage in vandalism, but have switched to robbery?
But when he opened the video surveillance with a puzzled look on his face, Saitama's shiny bald head instantly occupied the entire screen.
On the screen, Saitama is standing facing the meat shelf, carrying all the bags, and his figure appears clearly in the exam.
However, because the surveillance camera at another angle broke down a while ago, the supermarket manager could not see Saitama's front, but only his iconic bald head.
"These days there are really all kinds of crazy people. They actually take advantage of the weirdos to wreak havoc and rob people."
The manager looked at the bald man on the screen and got furious. If it was just an ordinary product, it would be fine, but this abominable bald man had a very sharp eye and only wanted to buy 5A grade beef. The loss alone was equivalent to their weekly turnover.
"Print out this bald head for me and stick it on the door. Next time you see a bald head coming into the store, compare it to this photo."
The manager pointed at the various bald heads reflected on the screen. Even if the front face was not visible, he believed that he would be able to find the person sooner or later just by looking at the back of the head. After all, there were not many people with bald heads...
At this time, the bald man, who was unaware that he was wanted, was sitting around a small round table with Ye Ya, eating beef hotpot, which he hadn't eaten for half a year.
The bald man's eating habits were ugly at this time. He didn't feel the guilt he had mentioned in the supermarket before, and he didn't mean "eat less" as he said.
"Ye Ya, you just ate the beef I put down there. That was the most delicious part that I saved for last."
Saitama looked at the beef that Yeya had put up and was about to start grabbing it.
"Shut up. Didn't you say you felt guilty before? Damn, you ate more than me."
Ye Ya finally realized what the bald man meant. He just had to listen to his words and not take them seriously.
"Anyway, it was you who came up with the idea, and you asked me to take the meat. It has nothing to do with me."
The bald guy was going to deny it after eating everything, and Ye Ya didn't want to argue with him anymore. After all, Ye Ya already knew the bald guy's character.
In fact, in Yeya's opinion, Saitama's sense of guilt was totally unnecessary. They also helped the people of that city to deal with the monsters, so what's wrong with taking some spoils?
They are not members of the [Hero Association], so they don't get any remuneration. Defeating monsters is purely voluntary work, so it's not too much to fill their stomachs with that little bit of food.
The main reason is that the bald guy is too greedy. He says he doesn't want anything, but he gets the most expensive and largest things.
In fact, they can also take part in the assessment of the [Hero Association] and register as a "hero". With their performance, their life should not be so difficult.
But Saitama is just a computer idiot, and he doesn't even know the existence of the [Hero Association]. And Yeya will not remind him, and the reason is very simple.
Once Saitama is told, this guy will definitely ask him to sign up as well. And once he enters the [Hero Association], his identity information will be entered into the computer.
Considering the status of her two elder sisters in the Hero Association, Fubuki is not bad, as she is only the first "B-class hero". But Tornado is a real "S-class hero", and she is ranked second.
If Yeya signs up for the [Hero Association]'s hero assessment, he would be walking into a trap and would be taken home to be tortured.
Instead of that, Yeya would rather live a hard life with Saitama. That way, at least there would be some guarantee of safety.
After eating and drinking, Yeya and Saitama picked up the game console and fought for a while, then fell asleep...
"Saitama, did you turn the air conditioner too low?"
While Ye Ya was sleeping, he felt as if he was sleeping outdoors and his body was chilly.
Subconsciously, he kicked Saitama who was sleeping next to him, wanting him to turn off the air conditioner, but his kick missed.
When Ye Ya opened his eyes dazedly, he suddenly discovered...
It's not like he was sleeping outdoors, he was actually sleeping outdoors.
The house was gone, the bed was gone, and even Saitama was nowhere to be seen. Apart from a pair of pajamas that were much larger than his own, the only thing he had with him was the alloy knife.
"Is this what the system calls "time travel"? But there are no signs or hints at all. Holy shit."
"And why have I become smaller?" Ye Ya looked at his appearance. He looked only ten years old at most.
A gust of cold wind blew by, making Ye Ya shiver. Only then did he finally understand what was going on.
But it's okay that he suddenly traveled through time, but what's the situation now? Why is he locked in an iron cage?
What kind of start is this? This system is not only low, but now it seems to be quite a scam.
"Why are you yelling? We're going to sell you to the slave market tomorrow. Once we get the money, it won't be too late for you to commit suicide."
A shirtless man with a somewhat ruffian look saw Ye Ya shouting, and threw the bottle of wine in his hand into his cage, signaling him to be quiet.
"Biqi, you better be careful. This pretty boy has delicate skin and tender flesh, so he can be sold at a good price. The brothers used a lot of drugs to make him unconscious."
Another equally ruffian-looking man with a scar on his face scolded his companion.
After hearing the conversation between the two bandit-like men, Ye Ya finally understood that he was being set up. He was about to be sold as a slave, no wonder he had no strength just now.
Damn, this is too bad! Now I don’t even know what world I’m in. I’m so exhausted at the beginning and have been reduced to a slave.
Now, let alone asking him to save the world, it’s hard to say whether he can even protect himself.
"Brothers, can you tell me where you plan to buy me?"
Ye Ya tried to get some information from the two slave traders, so even though they tied him up, he still had a very flattering look on his face.
"It's okay to tell you. We plan to sell you to the black market in the Sabaody Archipelago. As for who will buy you in the end, it depends on your luck."
The man with the scar saw that Ye Yai was about to make the two brothers a fortune, so he generously told Ye Yai their destination.
Sabaody Archipelago? Is it the world of One Piece? Is there a world crisis here too?
Well, the World Department (the word "zhengfu" easily results in a 404 error) and the big guys behind it are indeed a threat to the world, so your goal is to overthrow the World Department?
This is too difficult, and the world line of One Piece is so long, how long will it take me to stay in this world...
Chapter 12: Pirate King? Starting as a Slave?
Just when Yeya was worried that he would die in the "Pirate World", the LOW system responded.
"Ding, found mission one: successfully join a certain camp, and get a chance to draw a card as a reward."
"The available camps are [Pirate Camp], [Navy Camp], and [Revolutionary Army Camp]."
(ps1: After completing three tasks, you can return to the One Punch World. The timeline of this world is too long, and the host will be traveled through several times. Each time you complete the tasks of this stage, you can choose to return.)
(ps2: When in other planes, the One Punch World Time will slow down the passage of world time. No matter how long the host has been away, the main world time period is one week.)
This time the LOW system was quite user-friendly, giving Yeya a lot of explanations and also making Yeya feel relieved.
Fortunately, he doesn't have to overthrow the world department in the One Piece world to return to the One Punch World, otherwise Yeya would probably have to struggle throughout his life.
Although the military power in the One Piece world is much lower than that in the One Punch Man world, the safety factor should be higher. But Yeya has no "big brother" in this world, so it's better for him to stay with Saitama.
The first task appeared, but Ye Ya was unable to complete it now.
He is now a "slave", and no matter which of the three camps he belongs to, it seems that he has no chance to be with them now.
Moreover, the system only said that the pirate world was divided into several stages, and he had now traveled to one of the stages.
Considering that he might come to this world again in the future, Yeya felt that he should have been transported to the earlier part of the plot.
But Ye Ya had no idea how far he had advanced, after all, he had too little information now.
But it was all in vain to think so much now. He was drugged and now felt that he had no strength in his body and couldn't even break through an iron cage.
"Ah, it seems I can only pretend to be a grandson for the time being. Only after the effect of the drug wears off, I will be able to resist."
Ye Ya was helpless about the current situation. He was bleeding from the beginning. Now he could only hope that the person who bought him was an ordinary guy, so that he would have a chance to escape.
In this way, Ye Ya and the two human traffickers drifted on the sea for two full days before they arrived at the legendary "Chabaoti Archipelago".
During this period, the two human traffickers kept putting drugs in Ye Ya's food, keeping him in a weak state.
Either eat or starve to death, Ye Ya had no choice. Although Ye Ya also tried to starve for two days to see if the effect of the medicine would be weakened.
But unfortunately, the duration of this drug is too long. And although Ye Ya can endure hunger, he can't go without water for several days.
"This is a good piece of stuff. You only gave us brothers 500,000 Baileys. Isn't that too little? You know, if you sell this kid to that rich woman, he can easily sell for millions of Baileys."
Two human traffickers were bargaining with the person in charge of the slave market.
"Five hundred thousand Baileys is already a lot, and the goods are good. But look at his condition, he might die in a few days. This will also damage the reputation of our slave auction house, okay?"
The guy at the slave auction house just threw out a bag of Baileys. To be honest, if Yeya wasn't really good-looking, he really wouldn't want to accept it.
"Damn, this is so unlucky!"
The two traffickers knew their boss was right, so they could only pick up Bailey and leave in shame. Before leaving, they kicked Yeya's iron cage to vent their anger.
Ye Ya’s current condition is indeed very bad, but he is not so weak that he is about to die.
Partly to prevent Yeya from escaping, the two traffickers gave him very little food. Another part was to deliberately show weakness so that the people who bought him would relax.
However, because Ye Ya's condition was not very good, the person in charge of the slave market did not take him seriously. After all, he was a "cheap commodity".
He was not a rare slave like a "mermaid" or a "giant". The person in charge just had someone throw Yeya backstage and completely ignored his life or death.
Ye Ya was quickly taken out of the cage and then thrown into a large iron cage, where he was locked up with other "cheap guys".
As for the alloy knife that came with him, it had long been confiscated by the two slave traders at the beginning.
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