Chat group, swap bodies with Alicia at the beginning?

Some of them look like mechanical creations, but they are full of the breath of life...

"Hello, hello, this is the reliable me, Jiang Qiao! And I am the fairy Ellie from the kingdom of fairy music! Nice to meet you!" The fairy Ellie fully played the role of a substitute mouth, making Jiang almost think that he had the same positioning as the yellow-haired brother and sister.

Well...it's a good thing that I didn't use Alicia's body, otherwise it would be even more similar.

"The kingdom of Xianle... Sorry, I have never heard of such a kingdom."

"It doesn't matter. Just think of her as a being similar to a fairy or a melushin."

Hearing this, Navelette suddenly understood.

You said I only have a vague understanding of the others, but you mentioned Xianling and Meilushin. Let’s not talk about the former, the latter was invented by me!

Although he wanted to chat, after glancing at the time and even the staff of the court waiting nearby, Villette said apologetically:

"Sorry, I have official business to attend to. I need to deal with some files. There is still some time before the court session. You can walk around here as you please. Sorry for the impoliteness."

"Then Mr. Villette is really busy."

"That's normal. Although he seems to be just the Supreme Judge, in the Fontaine system, he is actually closer to a position like the Prime Minister or the Premier."

"After all, Fontaine is a country where courts are the main theme."

"Hehe, you know a lot. Villette is very capable."

Funina was quite proud, which made Jiang Qiao laugh:

"It's quite easy for you to be a hands-off shopkeeper."

"Ahem... I'm still a doer, okay? I'm not a hands-off boss..." The blue-haired girl muttered a little guiltily, complaining: "I've been working hard for Fontaine."

"Yeah, I know." Jiang Qiao nodded.

Regardless of the fact that Finina played the role of God for five hundred years with human will, she did do many things in the process.

Investigate the secret organization of prophecy, the construction of Opikle Opera House, and more...

Although due to her careless character and secretive nature, this unfortunate child often does things in a rough manner and has difficulty considering the overall situation, there is no doubt that Funina's contribution to this land.

Of course - her greatest contribution was keeping the Water Dragon King in Fontainebleau, working overtime for five hundred years without any overtime pay!

Jiang Qiao felt that after seeing this, Mebius must have a lot in common with this child.

Sitting on the sofa in the side courtyard, savoring the pre-opening black tea, the specially made black tea swirled slowly in the exquisite tea set, reflecting Jiang Qiao's face.

A familiar feeling of trance came to my mind.

He stood up slowly. Looking at Jiang Qiao like this, Funina felt a little puzzled.

...etc.

Fu Nina, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly looked at Jiang Qiao, who was sitting opposite her, with some surprise. She looked at that face - the more she looked at it, the more familiar it seemed.

At first glance

Hey——isn’t this Funina?

....Wait a minute, let me think about it.

This...is not right, I am Furninna!

Fu Nina, who was a little slow to react, finally remembered this after thinking about it for a while, and then looked at herself in front of her with a look of seeing a ghost... What happened? Jiang Qiao turned into herself?

Wait... why does my sight seem a little high, and at this position... I remember seeing the bookshelf just now, why did it suddenly disappear?

Subconsciously, Funina slowly looked down - oh, the amplitude is the same... No! It's obviously a little bigger than before!

This dress, and...his hand slowly reached downwards, and then he touched something unspeakable.

At this moment, Miss Funina seemed to understand something and was instantly struck by lightning.

Her eyes met with 'Funina', who, in the form of 'Jiang Qiao', screamed and immediately started to burst into tears.

“This…what’s going on?!”

The voice was trembling a little - it was hard to imagine that Jiang Qiao's body would show such an expression, but since Funina was being used now, it could only be described in two words - understanding!

"Well, it's a long story. It's an old problem."

The girl with blue-and-white hair pinched her wrist, sat down slowly, folded her smooth white thighs together, and crossed her legs. After adapting to this new body, she slowly set her gaze on Finina.

As his abilities evolved, Jiang Qiao thought that this rather tricky random exchange might have disappeared, and therefore, he didn't take it too seriously.

However, I never expected that it would be triggered again when I came to Teyvat to play.

Fortunately, Jiang is already experienced and familiar with this. He uses other girls' bodies just like a driver driving a car, and he is extremely skilled.

As for Jiang Qiao's arrival, one girl after another went from being uncomfortable at first to being loyal later on!

Jiang Qiao, who was not curious at all, began to do ideological work for the doubtful Funina.

The latter also readily accepted it - no wonder!

"Ahhhh, how could this happen!!"

Although her actual age is a bit old, Fu Fu, who is five hundred years old, still considers herself to be a very innocent young girl, and she takes her body very seriously.

result...

Inexplicably, her body was in the hands of another man she had just met, and she became a boy, although Funina was also quite curious about the physiological structure of a boy's body.

——It's not that she didn't know. In five hundred years, even if she hadn't eaten pork, she had seen pigs run. Medical school, strange movies, and even books, out of curiosity, Funina's experience was quite wide.

But this was really the first time she had such close contact with a male body... Well, it was no longer a question of close or not, she had been directly stuffed in.

"Damn it, I shouldn't have called you here!"

Funina complained - if Jiang Qiao hadn't come, perhaps such an outrageous thing wouldn't have happened!

Inexplicably, I thought of a proverb that came from other countries. This is really outrageous. It's outrageous to the extreme!

In response to this, Jiang Qiao shook his head slightly:

"The scope of this ability is still quite amazing."

Although he didn't know whether this ability could ignore any distance, in reality, he and Alicia were basically two different worlds, although in terms of time scale, they were actually one - the previous civilization was the 'past' of the current civilization.

But isn’t there the example of the bluebird?

Considering this example, it is unlikely that the other two two-character games in the same series will be spared.

In his opinion, this result might be relatively good.

At least they can communicate in advance, even right next to each other.

If it were another situation - for example, the two people did not know each other at all and something like this happened.

That might lead to -- Furninha: Huh? Disrespecting the water god! Guilty!

If they were to exchange, it would be a lot of fun - Miss Finina might get to experience firsthand what kind of fun it is to send herself to Melopensky.

If the details were to come to light, it would surely be a fascinating story that would make it directly to the headlines of Steam Bird Newspaper, and it is not impossible that it would even be sold as far away as Inazuma's Yaedo.

"Lady Funina, the court is about to begin."

Clorinde, who was acting as a kind of guard, walked to the sofa and said so.

"Ah this..." Funina's expression was a little stiff.

Clorinde gave him a puzzled look and frowned:

"Mr. Jiang Qiao, do you have any questions?"

"Well..."

Miss Funina, who was wearing the Jiang Qiao's shell, was somewhat speechless - I am Funina! I am Funina!

The one opposite is Jiang Qiao!

But this secret is obviously completely impossible to tell.

Let’s not talk about whether it is feasible or not. If it were to be said out loud, there would definitely be chaos in the Enforcement Court and the Film Chasing Court.

The people of Fontaine would also be very panicked.

There might even be a trial called "usurping the body of the water god" or "impersonating the water god".

Obviously, Funina didn't want to see either the former or the latter.

Do you know how much effort and energy I have spent to maintain the image of this water god?

Feeling Clorinde's sharp gaze, Fu Fu was fine at ordinary times, but now without the appearance of 'Funina', she became even more panicked, and looked at Jiang Qiao with a blank mind, as if asking for help, or worried.

....It’s over, it’s over, it’s over. I don’t know how good Jiang Qiao’s acting is... What if it arouses Clorinde’s suspicion? With Clorinde’s strict personality, she will definitely keep a close eye on me, right?

When she thought of that terrible situation, Funina felt very uneasy. She stared at her body nervously and prayed silently in her heart.

Please, please, please, you have to hold on!

As if she had noticed her uneasiness, the blue-white-haired girl gave her a reassuring look, then smiled and said:

"It's okay. Mr. Jiang Qiao is probably a little nervous because he is about to witness the justice that belongs to Fontaine, right?"

That somewhat peaceful tone is somewhat different from that of Funina. If it were Funina, it would probably be more flamboyant.

But if you savor it carefully, you can also detect that a charm that matches the temperament and appearance is hidden between the lines, which is different from the stiffness of Funina.

Yes, it's just stiff.

Although five hundred years of acting should have made Finina's experience particularly sophisticated, after all, five hundred years is enough time for even a pig to become Peppa Pig, but due to various reasons, and even the pressure in her heart, that kind of outward exaggeration can only be called a "performance", and a very obvious "performance".

Just like a small animal that is afraid of strangers, Finina trembles in fear in front of people, shouts at the top of her lungs to cover up her weakness, and tries her best to maintain her image as a god in people's minds.

Although it was successful, she was also labeled as 'pretentious' - because it was difficult for Funina to live up to her role as the God of Water and she could only bluff and bully others.

In people's eyes, she has almost no deterrent power and is just a "mascot".

These factors made Funina look unnatural and quite out of place, but fortunately the people of Fontaine were happy to see it happen. In a sense, the completion of the opera house even diverted the people of Fontaine's attention, so that they didn't care or pay attention to this unnaturalness at all and just treated it as fun.

At this moment, 'Funina' was more decent and natural. The pride for Fontaine and the love for this land expressed in her words seemed natural and in line with the devil's underlying logic of 'God loves the world'.

She is proud but not arrogant, noble but equal, and her tone is calm without any preference, as if she is fair to everyone.

Clorinde's eyebrows were slightly startled, looking at the girl in front of her, a little dazed.

Obviously, the Water God was still the Water God, and Lady Fernina was still Lady Fernina, but for some reason, Clorinde could smell something different from before.

...Is it strange? Clorinde suddenly felt a little strange.

Just like a ripe melon falling into the vine and a natural outcome, looking at the 'Funina' in front of her, she had an absurd feeling that 'the water god should be like this'.

"What's the matter, Clorinde?"

As calm as the water of Qingce Manor, as sweet as the water of Jiu Lake, as soft as the water of Ganlu Flower Sea, the blue-and-white-haired girl holding a top hat in her hands looked at Clorinde with a smile, and her inquiring words revealed a bit of playfulness that matched her appearance.

"Didn't you sleep well last night?"

"No...I'm sorry, Lady Fininna, I was just a little dazed." Clorinde lowered her head, apologetically.

It's a little different from before - although as a duel agent, she does have a certain respect for Lady Finina, the water goddess, but that's basically because of the title of the god, and Finina's own style...how should I put it, I can't say I hate it, I can only say that I'm a little uncomfortable and funny.

In her eyes, Finina looked less like a god and more like a strong-willed and somewhat boastful sister.

Even if I really want to respect him, as soon as he opens his mouth... cough cough.

As long as she doesn't open her mouth, Funina at least looks like a normal god, at least her appearance is quite realistic.

It was obviously impossible for her to say these things to 'Funina' in front of her.

but......

Clorinde had to admit that Lady Funina in front of her was extremely friendly.

There is no need for a title, just the simple interaction between them makes Clorinde feel an urge to follow him.

Well, is this what is called "incitement" and "leadership"?

Chapter 242: The Mute Lost Her Vocal Cords

After watching 'Funina' chatting with Clorinde, Funina couldn't help but widen her eyes - because of Clorinde's reserved personality, she wouldn't be too nervous even if she faced Clorinde, but this was also because she was used to hanging out with this chief duel agent lady!

And Jiang Qiao—why are you so skilled!

Not only did he not show any sign of shyness at all, but his well-groomed performance also made Miss Funina feel inexplicably frustrated, as if she had lost to someone else in a place where she shouldn't have lost.

Both as the water god and Funina, it seemed that they had lost. What made Funina even more "painful" was that the other party was a man.