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The nuclear power plant exploded not long ago, and the power went out once. It's only been a few days? Another one?

Why does misfortune always happen to me?

Kamijou Touma closed his eyes and reached out to touch around. He felt a little strange. Although his bed was a single bed, it was still quite spacious for one person to sleep in. Why was it so crowded now?

Finally, Kamijou Touma touched the quilt and pulled it...

Hmm? Didn't it move?

What happened? Did a stray dog ​​run in while I was sleeping?

Kamijou Touma didn't open his eyes and continued to touch.

Soon, he touched a piece of marble.

"Hmm? Is there such a thing as marble in my dormitory?" Kamijou Touma was very curious.

No, this texture is not just marble.

It seems to still have body temperature, like a human body, but why is it so hard?

Kamijou Touma opened his eyes blearily before realizing that something was wrong.

"Hey! Boy! Are you awake?"

A rough and domineering man's voice came from the bedside.

Kamijou Touma turned his head stiffly, only to see a burly man over 1.9 meters tall lying on his bed in a very seductive posture.

The sturdy man was dark all over and had extremely exaggerated muscles. When he was accumulating strength, his arms were thicker than his waist. The muscle lines on his body were like steel bars, full of rugged beauty.

His hair was standing on end, and his exaggerated muscles formed a devilish smile on his back.

None of this is important...

The important thing is, why is this strong man in his bed?

Am I having a nightmare? What is going on? Is this man doing something weird to me? I heard that big, muscular men are most likely gay!

Kamijou Touma was trembling all over. He was just a delicate flower that hadn't bloomed yet, so why did he have to endure such a thing?

"boom!"

The sturdy man stretched out his hand, which was big and heavy, and patted it on the side of Kamijou Touma's ear. The strong male hormone emanated from the sturdy man, making people intoxicated.

Kamijou Touma grabbed the quilt tightly and huddled in a corner of the bed, shivering.

"Hey! Young man! We meet again!" The strong man showed a healthy smile, but the evil ghost would tremble when seeing that smile: "You haven't forgotten me, have you? It really makes me sad!"

Kamijou Touma tried desperately to recall what his relationship was with this muscular man.

I can’t remember! I really can’t remember!

"It seems that you have forgotten my name. My name is Yamabuki Hanae. Of course, you can also call me another name today, Hanma Yujiro. Young man, do you want to have some?"

A breath as hot as magma sprayed on Kamijou Touma's face.

Today, I am the strongest creature on earth, Yujiro Hanma.

Name: Yamabuki Hanae (Hanma Yujiro)

Age: Unknown (36+)

Gender: Unknown (super male)

Ability: The immortal hair (even if it becomes the strongest creature on earth, it still stands firm.)

Title: The strongest creature on earth. Invincible on the surface of the earth. Even if the devil stands on this land, let her taste the fist of a real man.

Physique: Super masculine. You are the only real man in the world. In your eyes, everyone is just a woman. What? Aleister? She is just a sickly pretty girl. Go and fuck her. Accelerator? A woman among women! Water of the Back? A slightly stronger woman. Kamijou Touma? A woman with great craftsmanship!

Skills: Beating (beat men, beat women, beat living things, beat non-living things, beat people with super powers, beat people without super powers, beat everything that can be beaten, beat everyone who can be beaten, Oli Ge!)

"So, boy, do you want to have some sex?"

"Help!!!! Tsuchimikado! Help! There is a pervert in my room! Come and save me quickly! I promise to give you all my collections!" Kamijou Touma ran out using his hands and feet, but as soon as he reached the door, a big hand grabbed his neck, pulled him back, and held him up in a princess hug.

"Young man! Don't be afraid! You are just a woman in my eyes! I won't do anything excessive to you, so do you want to have sex?"

“Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Help! God, why are you punishing me like this! What did I do wrong! No matter how unfortunate I am, it shouldn’t be like this!” Kamijou Touma pointed to the sky and cursed.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.

A soft, tender girl's voice came: "Kamijo? My brother isn't home. Is there anything you can tell me?"

Both of them looked in the direction of the girl's voice, and their fingertips saw a girl in a maid outfit, who looked like she was still sleepy, sitting on a sweeping robot and walking around.

At the same time, the girl also saw both of them.

The originally energetic eyes suddenly became even more energetic!

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have disturbed you. I should have knocked on the door before coming in. This is the etiquette of a maid. I wish you a happy marriage. I will give you gifts later." The girl bowed deeply and ran out as if escaping.

The girl ran down the corridor and yelled, "I'll tell you a secret. It turns out Kamijou Touma likes boys."

The girl's name is Tsuchimika Tsuchimika, and she is a famous loudspeaker in the entire student dormitory. No matter what happens, as long as she knows it, it is basically equivalent to being known by the whole world.

"Maika, listen to me, it's not what you see! No! You misunderstood! It's over! It's all over now! My life! My already unfortunate life... has completely collapsed now." Kamijou Touma's whole body was emitting black energy, and he stood up shakily: "I don't know who you are, but your appearance has messed up my life! This right hand... although it can't make me a psychic, nor can it make me pass the exam, but can it help me get a girl! But... I want to fight you in a one-on-one duel! You bastard!"

"Young man, you are becoming more and more like a man now. Now that you say so... Devil's back! Open! Killing God Blow!"

ps: I write novels, please give me some recommendations and collections, I’m starving (⊙﹏⊙)

Chapter 26: I have a female friend who is ten years older than me

Kamijou Touma's eyes are now very clear.

Just five seconds ago, the two had a duel, and the result was...

Kamijou Touma admitted that his Fantasy Breaker was the least suitable for dealing with such an enemy.

"So, why did you appear in my bed?" Kamijou Touma asked helplessly.

"I am a person with super powers. I will randomly travel to someone's bed. How is that? Isn't it a very powerful super power?" Shanchui Huajin said proudly: "Just yesterday, I proved one thing, that is, the legs of a beautiful and arrogant girl can really be played with for a year."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Kamijou Touma opened the door of his house: "Please leave my house immediately, thank you."

"No. Have we really met before? Have you forgotten?" Shanchui Huajin reminded him, "I was harassed by a group of hooligans before, and it was you who lent a helping hand."

"Being harassed by gangsters? I think you are harassing gangsters!" Kamijou Touma yelled.

"I forgot to tell you that not only do I travel through time to someone's bed every day, I also randomly transform into someone else's appearance. This is what I looked like before." Yamabuki Hanajima took out a photo, and the person in the photo was Sakuya Izayoi.

Kamijou Touma was silent for a long time when he saw the person in the photo: "You're telling me you're the maid with mental problems? You must be kidding! This is too different! Why would a cute girl become like this? It doesn't make sense at all!"

"There's nothing I can do about it. This is just my superpower." Shanchui Huajin spread his hands.

Where is the most fun place in the world of A Certain Magical Index?

Of course, it’s by the side of the protagonist Kamijou Touma.

As long as he follows Kamijou Touma, he will definitely have fun.

"Strangers are not welcome in my house. Please leave now. Otherwise I will call the police." Kamijou Touma threatened.

"Young man, don't ever doubt that I can fuck you before the police arrive."

This threat was so effective that even Kamijou Touma, a veteran of many battles, felt a chill.

Why are there such brutal beasts in the world?

terrible! terrible!

"Well, what exactly do you want to do?" Kamijou Touma asked helplessly.

"Of course it's to have fun. Since you are so unlucky, there must be a lot of fun around you." Shanchui Huajin said.

“Why do I feel like my life is dark when I hear you say that?” Kamijou Touma complained.

I think Saten Ruiko also said something like this.

Anyway, all the food in the refrigerator has gone bad. If I eat it, I will definitely get an upset stomach, which will be troublesome in such hot weather.

How about… I collect these sour and rotten foods and feed them to this man who claims to be the strongest creature on earth? It won’t kill anyone anyway.

And this quilt should be taken to the dry cleaner to be cleaned, but my wallet can no longer bear such a burden now, so I can only dry it in the sun first.

Kamijou Touma had no choice but to take out his quilt to dry in the sun.

"Huh? Why is there a quilt on the windowsill? I shouldn't have dried it in the sun beforehand?" Kamijou Touma looked at the quilt in his hand curiously, then looked at the quilt drying on the balcony.

At this moment, the "quilt" on the balcony suddenly looked up.

Kamijou Touma then realized that it was not a quilt, but a girl hanging on the balcony.

The girl suddenly looked up and stared at Kamijou Touma: "I'm hungry, give me something to eat."

The gears of fate began to turn, and the fun was finally about to begin.

Shanchui Huajin opened the kitchen refrigerator and found that the food inside had turned sour. How could a person with such a conscience like me feed people such spoiled food?

"Let me cook! Don't look at me like this, I am the father of two children." Shanchui Huajin said.

A person with a conscience cannot be a pleasure seeker.

So I am ready to abandon my conscience.

"You are such a good person!!!" The girl's eyes kept flashing with golden light, just like a devout believer seeing her Lord.

Shanchuihuajin turned on a high fire, poured all the leftovers together, and stirred them. The smell might even attract flies in the corridor.

Kamijou Touma's face turned green.

I still underestimated the lower limit of human character.

This thing doesn't look like it's for human consumption, right?

"Touma, how about a bowl?" Shanbuki Huajin handed over the fried rice early in the morning with ill intentions.

Kamijou Touma swore that he would not eat a single bite.

But the girl next to her couldn't hold on any longer.

"Thank you, I will eat it all." The girl took the spoon and ate all the fried rice in no time.

Kamijou Touma looked at the girl blankly. Could it be that there was a garbage dump hidden in this little belly?

"Touma, you don't want to eat it? If not, can you give me your share?" The girl's big eyes sparkled, and she looked so cute and innocent...

How could I have the heart to persecute such a lovely girl?

“Then I’ll leave it to you.” Kamijou Touma handed the fried rice in his hand to the girl.

Haha, human beings.

Kamijou Touma began to worry. What if this girl collapsed in his dormitory due to food poisoning? How would he explain it?

"My name is Index. What's your full name?" Index asked.

"Touma. Kamijou Touma." Kamijou Touma said guiltily.

"Where is the kind uncle next to him?" Index looked at Yamabuki Hanajima with an innocent face.

"You can call me the strongest creature on earth, Hanma Yujiro. You can also call me Yamabuki Hanajin, it's all the same." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile.

"My name is Index, and I'm a magician." Index introduced herself.

Kamijou Touma next to him suddenly laughed. "Magician? How could magic exist in this world? Magic is just something to trick children."

"Well, he seems very powerful. Yesterday I communicated with a magician from the British Clock Tower until late at night." Shanchui Huajin said seriously.

"Clock Tower? A magic society I've never heard of. What kind of magic are you exchanging ideas about? I will definitely get through this." Index asked curiously.

"When black silk fabric is worn on the legs, it can increase the critical strike magic and body tissue strengthening magic." Shanchui Huajin said nonsense seriously.

Black stockings are so cool!

A year is not enough for Tsundere Rin to play with black stockings.

Index looked confused.

I totally don't understand what this kind old man is saying.

Kamijou Touma immediately ended this ridiculous conversation and said, "How can there be magic in this world?"