Shanbuki Huajin nodded: "Yes. A ten-year-old female friend of mine is a magical girl. I am telling the truth, you have to believe me."
"A ten-year-old female friend? A magical girl? What kind of outrageous thing did you do to a little girl, you bastard! Hello? The police? I want to call the police, there's a pervert in my house!"
Chapter 27: If Index is this cute, will she cry for a long time if she gets punched?
Shanbuki Huajin showed an even more perverted expression on her face: "If you call the police, I won't be sleepy anymore. I heard that many police officers in Academy City are part-time teachers. If I can meet one or two of them... double uniforms, double stimulation, double happiness."
Kamijou Touma couldn't keep up with Yamabuki Hanajin's thinking because he wasn't perverted enough.
How could there be someone in the world so perverted?
"Young man! Call the police immediately and ask your most powerful policeman to come over!" Shanchui Huajin laughed wildly.
"Please let our police go." Kamijou Touma looked desperate.
Index wanted to continue the topic of magic.
Kamijou Touma interrupted her in advance: "How can there be magic in this world? And magical girls, those are obviously things that only appear in anime and novels. Although super powers are everywhere in this city, these super powers are all developed based on science. So I still can't believe in magic."
Index puffed up her cheeks and said, "If we can believe in superpowers, why can't we believe in magic? You are so rigid! If you were in the Middle Ages, you would be burned as a heretic by the church."
Kamijou Touma said expressionlessly, "Since you said you know magic, then show me how to use it. Can you release a fireball or lightning? Can you move objects with telekinesis? Or release pigeons from under your skirt?"
Index was very unhappy that someone would say such vulgar words to a lady.
"Since you want proof, I'll show you the greatest defensive magic of this century, the Mobile Church." Index stood up and pointed at her monastic robe. "This monastic robe is called the Mobile Church. It's a super strong armor that can perfectly defend against the full force of the St. George Dragon. To put it scientifically, this robe can withstand a nuclear explosion."
Kamijou Touma raised his right hand with a look of disdain.
"This hand of mine can erase all abnormal powers, even miracles. Do you dare to let me touch your clothes lightly with my hand?" Kamijou Touma looked unconvinced.
There is no magic in this world.
Just when the two people were in a stalemate, Shanchui Huajin, who had been watching the show on the side, stood up.
"I have another way. Girl, didn't you say that your clothes can withstand a nuclear explosion? What a coincidence, the power of my punch is only stronger than a nuclear explosion. Do you dare to let me punch you?" Shanchui Huajin grinned.
Kamijou Touma immediately stood up and said, "Hey, hey, hey, are you serious, uncle? Are you really going to beat up a thirteen or fourteen year old girl? I will definitely call the police."
Index patted her belly with a smug look on her face, "It's okay, just beat me up as much as you can. The Mobile Church can defend against any kind of attack. How can a human fist be stronger than a nuclear explosion?"
Shanchui Huajin exudes a ghostly fighting spirit all over his body, and the space around him is slightly distorted under this aura!
As a semi-delinquent boy, Kamijou Touma's most outstanding ability is that he can clearly see the difference in strength between people, which is the most important factor for a delinquent boy to survive.
"I'm a man who can stop an earthquake with one punch! Girl, are you sure you won't cry?" The muscles on Shanbuki Huajin's body began to swell, and the flesh on his arms twisted like tree roots. His physical strength alone had reached an astonishing level.
This is the strongest creature on earth, Yujiro Hanma.
Index smiled and nodded, "It's okay! Come and beat me up."
At this time, Yamabuki Hanae had transformed into a muscular monster. His small shirt was bursting with muscles (it didn't fit him originally, so he snatched it from Kamijou Touma). The terrifying muscles twisted into a grimace on his back.
"A killing blow!"
The moment he swung his fist, a strong sense of oppression like a hurricane hitting his face came, and the punch hit Index's stomach!
"puff!!!"
Index's tiny body was blown away by the punch, piercing through two walls like a cannonball and finally embedded in the third wall.
Kamijou Touma's face turned green.
The student dormitory was broken into twice, so they must pay for it themselves! My wallet! My poor wallet! There were only a few bills left in it, why did it have to suffer such destruction?
So, aren't you worried about Index's safety at all?
At this time, Tsuchimika poked her little head through the hole in the wall with a curious look on her face.
"Are you guys having so much fun?" Tsuchimika seemed to have opened the door to a new world.
"Wait, it's not what you think! By the way, what happened to Index? She is completely motionless. She couldn't have been killed by your punch?" Kamijou Touma yelled.
"If you die, doesn't it prove that there is no magic in this world? You should be happy." Shanchui Huajin defended with a serious face.
"Happy sister! Did you know that someone died in the dormitory? And it was an underage girl. My life... am I going to spend the rest of my life in prison?" Kamijou Touma suddenly showed a weird smile on his face: "Forget it, accept your fate, and stop struggling. Anyway, I am such an unfortunate person."
Yamabuki Hanajin found Index and discovered that she had rolled her eyes. A wisp of pale soul flew out of her mouth and floated above her head.
Shanchui Huajin stretched out his fingers, grabbed the soul, and stuffed it directly into the little nun's body.
Index took a deep breath as if she had a nightmare, and showed a terrified expression: "I think I saw the Lord just now."
"You really almost went to see God just now! It's so good that you didn't die! This should be the luckiest day of my life!" Kamijou Touma patted his chest and burst into tears.
Just as Index was about to stand up, the mobile church on her body suddenly made a strange sound.
Shanchui Huajin raised his eyebrows slightly. It seems that the Mobile Church, which claims to have absolute defense, also has its limits. Just now, his God of Killer punched the Mobile Church's barrier into pieces!
It’s none of my business. It’s this nun who insisted on arguing with me. Jehovah can testify for me.
"Impossible! There is actually someone who can break the Mobile Church's barrier with bare hands. Uncle, who are you?" Index looked at Yamabuki Hanajima with horror.
"Just an ordinary fighter. There's nothing to be surprised about. I just beat the barrier until it broke." Shanchui Huajin said proudly.
Suddenly, a scream came from Kamijou Touma who was standing next to him.
"It's over, it's over! I'm going to be late for the tutoring! If I don't pass the tutoring, I'll be demoted next year! Because what happened just now was so shocking, I didn't even answer Mr. Xiaomeng's call! You two... isn't it time for you to leave my house?" Kamijou Touma yelled unhappily.
Chapter 28: Teacher Xiaomeng, you are so lustful
As we all know, there are seven people with level 5 super powers in Academy City.
At the same time, there are many strange urban legends in the Academy City. One of the most famous urban legends is called "The Immortal Lolita Girl".
Rumor has it that Academy City has been secretly developing technology to achieve immortality, and has already succeeded.
A teacher in a certain school is a test subject. Although he still looks like a child, his actual age may be over 30 years old.
That's right.
The teacher who is giving the lecture in front of Yamabuki Hanae is the living legend, Tsukuyomi Komoe.
Because she is only 1.3 meters tall, she is super cute and likes pink clothes. During class, she can't touch the blackboard unless she stands on a stool.
At the same time, Tsukie Komoe is also Kamijou Touma's homeroom teacher.
Kamijou Touma skipped four months of classes in one semester, so he was asked by his homeroom teacher to come for tutoring.
I have to say that Tsukuyomi Komoe is an excellent teacher. Even when faced with such problem students, she provides very careful guidance. Unfortunately, the ultimate goal of any school in Academy City is to cultivate people with high-level abilities. Because of the existence of Imagine Breakers, Kamijou Touma will never be able to become a high-level ability user in his lifetime.
"Touma! Are you coming to class with a bodyguard?" Yueyong Xiaomeng looked at Shanbuki Hanajin with curiosity.
Kamijou Touma turned around very stiffly and saw Yamabuki Hanajin who had been following him, sitting there with a serious face, listening attentively.
"Why are you here?" Kamijou Touma asked in horror.
"Of course I came to school. I am a very studious person, and I am particularly interested in the courses in Academy City. And I would like to add that I did not come here to see the loli teacher. But... the white socks that Teacher Xiaomeng is wearing are so sexy." Shanchui Huajin said seriously.
Yueyong Xiaomeng covered her face with her hands. How could this 1.9-meter-tall man not look like a student? Should we call the security guard over?
And some even said they were lecherous...
These are obviously just ordinary socks bought in the supermarket.
The teacher is not such a naughty child.
Kamijou Touma raised his fist and stared at Yamabuki Hanajin fiercely: "If you dare to make our teacher cry, be careful that all of us in the class will beat you up together."
"The whole class? Aren't you the only one here for tutoring? In other words, you are the only one in the class who failed?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kamijou Touma with a mocking expression: "If you dare to threaten me again, I will explode your anus in front of your teacher!"
Kamijou Touma felt a chill in his lower body and shivered all over.
Teacher Xiao Meng looked at the two of them with curiosity.
"Although I don't understand what you are saying, you can't fight in school. The teacher will be angry." Yueyong Xiaomeng warned in a very cute way.
"Ok! After all, I'm not a devil who would explode people's assholes at will. Teacher, please continue with the class." Shanchui Huajin looked calm.
Teacher Xiao Meng coughed lightly and began to explain the reasons for the generation of super powers.
What this means roughly is that the probability of a person creating a fireball with bare hands is extremely low, maybe only one in a million.
But according to quantum mechanics, no matter how small the probability is, a parallel world will be generated as long as it is possible.
The so-called superpower is to deny all other worlds in which fireballs cannot be made, leaving a future in which one can make fireballs with bare hands.
It sounds very mysterious.
Teacher, are you sure you are talking about science?
After a short period of tutoring, Kamijou Touma will have to take a test. If he fails the test, he will be really finished.
But in the end, the goddess of luck visited Kamijou Touma. Today, he completed the test safely and not only that, he passed. Kamijou Touma knelt on the ground and cried excitedly.
Maybe there were too many bad things happening today, and luck finally came to me.
Teacher Komeng looked at Kamijou Touma who was crying bitterly, her motherly love overflowing as she gently stroked Kamijou Touma's head.
"Touma, although the teacher doesn't want to undermine your confidence, you only passed one test today, and there are six left. You can only avoid being demoted if you can pass all of them." Teacher Xiaomeng said softly.
Kamijou Touma felt like his little heart was pierced by six swords.
The world!
Why are you so unfair to me!
Teacher Xiao Meng said angrily, "Don't you have any idea why you failed the course? You skipped classes for four months in one semester. How did you do that?"
Kamijou Touma scratched his head in embarrassment. There were many things he couldn't tell Teacher Komeng.
It's the right hand that's causing the trouble.
Yamabuki Hanajin was listening nearby. Kamijou Touma's past has always been a mystery. Many people speculated that his past was not simple, but all of this was erased as he lost his memory.
"It's time to go home and eat after school." Shanchui Huajin asked.
Kamijou Touma stared at the muscular man in front of him with disgust.
"How long are you going to follow me? We don't even know each other? It's already outrageous enough that you crawled out of my bed. I don't want to be involved in any weird things." Kamijou Touma asked.
"Don't worry, I will leave after midnight tonight. I don't know where I will go. My superpower is to teleport to a random place every day." Shanchui Huajin told the truth.
"Are you kidding me? How could there be such an outrageous superpower in the world? You are definitely kidding me!" Kamijou Touma shouted.
However, since Yamabuki Hanajin wanted to follow him, Kamijou Touma had no choice but to go to the market to buy some vegetables for cooking.
"Boss, give me 50 kilograms of beef." Shanchui Huajin said to the butcher.
"Fifty kilograms of beef? How can two people eat so much?" Kamijou Touma roared.
Even if the two of them could really eat so much beef, their wallets wouldn't allow it.
"Hmph, young man, you are so poor, how are you going to date in the future? I'll introduce you to a good place. There are many research laboratories in Academy City that study all kinds of strange superpowers. Your superpowers are so interesting, why don't you take the initiative to be a test subject? This way you can make a lot of money in a day to feed me."
Kamijou Touma looked miserable.
"I beg you to be a human being." Kamijou Touma couldn't help but complain, but in the end he still bought relatively cheap pork.
As long as I can get through today, I can get rid of this muscular man. That's great.
Kamijou Touma staggered into the corridor. It was dusk and the setting sun was as red as blood.
Suddenly, Kamijou Touma was stunned because he saw a girl lying at his door. It was Index.
At this moment, the light of the setting sun and the blood flowing from Index's body overlapped, shining brightly.
Chapter 29: Boy, do you want to be beaten too?
Kamijou Touma's mind went blank when he saw the seriously injured girl lying on the ground.
How did Index get hurt like this? She was still alive and kicking after being punched by this super vicious tree.
Kamijou Touma endured the physical discomfort and leaned over to check Index's wound. Only then did he see that there was a knife wound on Index's back, which almost ran across the entire back.
“Touma… and… the vicious uncle who beats up even beautiful girls without mercy… you’re back too…”
Shanchui Huajin showed a healthy smile and said, "Girl, what's with your series of names?"
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