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"I'm going to find a place to sleep now. As for who gets this candlestick, you two can figure it out yourselves." As soon as Yamabuki Hanajin turned her head, she found that many dolls had already surrounded her.

"Do you like my fur too? You can touch it." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted the dolls. "If you're scared, you can go find those two. I'm not afraid of ghosts."

The dolls nodded and flew towards Kazuma and Megumin.

The two of them were still arguing about the candlesticks when suddenly the argument stopped, because they saw that they were surrounded by a large group of dolls.

These dolls even greeted them very politely.

"Aaaaaah!" Kazuma and Megumin screamed at the same time, and the two of them turned and ran away.

When people face danger, they always think that the narrower the place, the safer it is. Huihui rushed into the toilet immediately and locked Kazuma outside.

"Megumi! Open the door! Megumi! Help!"

Huihui kept shaking her head, unaware that a doll had appeared behind her without her noticing.

Huihui turned her head stiffly and saw the doll smiling at her.

Huihui screamed and ran out of the toilet!

"Aqua! Aqua! Help, Aqua!" the two shouted at the same time.

By this time, Aqua was already asleep. It's quite comfortable to have a room of your own.

Although she is a goddess, Kazuma is, after all, a boy.

"I knew it! I knew this goddess would be unreliable at the most crucial moment!" Kazuma cried out.

Suddenly, in the darkness, a pair of dark eyes stared intently at Kazuma.

He Zhen's heart was about to jump out of her chest.

But then he saw Yamabuki Hanajin sitting on the ground watching a play.

There were even a few dolls sitting on Yamabuki Hanajin's beard, swaying up and down.

"I knew you hamster were in cahoots with these ghosts!" Kazuma yelled.

"Don't talk nonsense, we've just become good friends." Yamabuki Hanajin squinted at Kazuma.

You can doubt my abilities, but you can't doubt my character.

Wait, do I even have any kind of integrity?

While Yamabuki Hanajin was pondering, Kazuma and Megumin were completely surrounded by dolls, and their screams filled the entire villa.

Yamabuki Hanajin sent a yawn, saying, "That's enough for today. I'm relieved to see you all having so much fun. Goodnight, Makka Pakka."

Just when Kazuma and Megumin were exhausted from being tormented by these ghosts, Aqua finally stepped in to help purify these souls and allow them to be reincarnated.

"Aqua! You are truly the best goddess in the world." Kazuma felt an unprecedented sense of gratitude towards Aqua.

And so, the joyful day came to an end.

Chapter 573 (Main Text 574) Ya Niang, Shall we make a date?

a new day.

Yamabuki Hanajin slowly woke up and began to grope around with her eyes closed.

Suddenly, he realized that he seemed to have slept on something different today.

In the past, when he woke up, he would either touch a cute girl, or a blanket or a pillow, or, in a slightly more unfortunate situation, he might touch a cardboard box.

After all, not everyone has a life free from worries about food and clothing. It's understandable that some girls sleep in cardboard boxes due to their circumstances.

In such situations, she would usually offer her own body to keep these girls warm.

After all, who made me such a selfless person?

But today is different.

When Yamabuki Hanajin touched something, it wasn't a person's body, nor was it clothing, bedding, or other bedding. He found himself touching a piece of glass.

That makes me very curious.

Who would sleep inside a glass door?

Did I accidentally sleep with a vampire today? And a pretty young girl at that? She even made a glass coffin and copied herself inside?

Come to think of it, it’s not impossible.

After all, who would sleep inside a glass door besides vampires and perverts?

Filled with anticipation and curiosity, Yamabuki Hanajin opened her eyes.

As a result, I saw a pair of very wise eyes.

Good morning, young man.

This is what the owner of these eyes said.

As for how to describe this sound?

In official terms, this voice is "like an old man and a child, like a man and a woman, like a saint and a sinner," but if you asked Yamabuki Hanajin herself to describe this voice...

That's a weird voice.

Yes, I slept on something very strange today.

This thing is called Aleister.

Chairman of the Academy City Council.

If perversion had a ranking, Aleister would definitely be at the top.

"Good morning... not good at all. Why am I here? What have you done to me? I never thought you were this kind of person!" Yamabuki Hanajin crossed her arms and looked at Aleister with a wary expression.

However, Aleister simply smiled and did not blame the boy for his abruptness.

Yamabuki Hanajin carefully observed Aleister in front of her. He looked very young, but judging from his weathered eyes, this old man had been around for a long time. She wondered if he had passed his expiration date.

Aleister was hanging upside down, submerged in a strange nutrient solution, surrounded by all sorts of bizarre instruments used to sustain his life.

This building is one of the urban legends of Academy City: a building without doors or windows.

Rumor has it that this building is so well-defended it can withstand a nuclear bombing.

I don't know if it's true.

“Actually, I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time, but I’ve never had the chance,” Aleister said quietly.

"How do you know me? And we don't really have anything in common, do we?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Aleister simply smiled and said, "I know everything that happens in Academy City. Do you think I would know about someone I know absolutely nothing who suddenly appears in Academy City?"

It was only then that Yamabuki Hanajin realized she wasn't wearing any clothes, but there was a tracksuit next to her. Yamabuki Hanajin casually put the clothes on.

"So what if you're spying? Why make it sound so mysterious? Do you think I don't know about the hovering loop?" Yamabuki Hanajin said with an indifferent attitude.

The hoverline is a nanometer-scale surveillance camera that floats in every corner of the academy city.

That old pervert is a voyeur.

"So, what secrets can you see? Do you want to share them with me? I'm not a gossip, but I'm a very good listener." Yamabuki Hanajin leaned closer with a smile.

"I can guarantee that most of the secrets are not what you want to hear," Aleister said, politely declining Yamabuki Hanajin's offer.

"Alright then, how should I leave? Should I punch a hole in this building?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

"Don't be so violent. Your presence has already caused me a lot of trouble," Aleister said gently.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aleister with some curiosity. What trouble could my existence possibly cause you?

Without seeing Aleister make any move, a screen suddenly appeared in front of Yamabuki Hanajin.

On the screen is a white-haired boy, none other than Accelerator.

Today is Sunday. Accelerator is staying at home with nothing to do, while Last Order next to him is clamoring to go shopping.

Accelerator had a look of utter despair on his face.

In Accelerator's fantasy, raising a child is very easy: just give her food, clothes, and a place to live, and the girl will behave.

But to my utter surprise, what he provided was only the most basic stuff.

Last Order is incredibly mischievous, often outsmarting the strongest espers in Academy City.

Accelerator was completely helpless in the face of this situation.

They couldn't hit him, but they couldn't bear to do that either, so they could only let the little devil play them for no reason.

After only a month of taking care of the baby, Accelerator felt like he wasn't a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy anymore, but a father over fifty.

"What does this have to do with him?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aleister with curiosity.

“His growth has gone wrong,” Aleister said calmly. “According to my original plan, his brain should have been severely damaged by now. That way, he would have the opportunity to be given enemies and grow in desperate situations. But because of your intervention, Accelerator’s brain was not injured, and he has even begun to hone his combat skills. It’s no exaggeration to say that Accelerator at this point in time could easily defeat two of his previous selves.”

"Isn't this a good thing? How can you blame me?" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately absolved himself of responsibility.

“It’s certainly a good thing for Accelerator, but it also locks in his growth potential.” Aleister said with some regret, “If you want Accelerator to improve his strength further, you either need to find an opportunity to seriously injure him, or you need to give him a more powerful enemy. There is no other way.”

Yamabuki Hanakami was speechless. In other words, she had indirectly forced the seedlings to grow too fast.

"Don't look at me like that. This has nothing to do with me. It's all yours. If you hadn't built Academy City, none of this mess would have happened!" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately retorted.

Aleister didn't refute, but quietly looked at Yamabuki Hanajin: "You ruined my plans, can you give me some compensation?"

Yamabuki Hanajin immediately crossed her arms: "What are you trying to do! I'm penniless right now, do you want to repay me with your body? Wait, thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem like a bad idea. I heard you have many clones, including a loli... Ya-niang, wanna hook up?"

Chapter 574 (Main Text 575) The Most Godly Loser in the Known Universe

Aleister said in a very gentle tone, "No, get lost."

"Oh, you actually swore at me? You're so immoral!" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately stood on the moral high ground.

Aleister said calmly, "You're going to sleep with me, can't I even say something to you? Which of us is the one without morals?"

After thinking about it carefully, Yamabuki Hanakami realized that this made sense.

"So, how about we make a deal?" Aleister asked.

"You want to know about the other world?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Aleister.

“I’m not interested in things from another world; I’m only interested in what’s right under my nose. Based on my observations of you, your abilities fluctuate wildly each time you appear, making you unpredictable. How was your combat strength today?” Aleister asked.

Yamabuki Hanakami reached out and tapped on her system page for the day.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Ge Xiaolun)

Age: Unknown (but definitely not seven thousand years old)

Gender: Unknown (Male)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (no one can resist the allure of an ahoge).

Technology: Third-generation Divine Body (renowned as an invincible body, indestructible; even if fatally injured, it can heal wounds by rapidly absorbing energy), Galactic Power Gene (can overturn dark energy conversion; its most direct effect is to silence people), Male Core (an auxiliary combat system that can analyze the enemy's body and attacks; once the calculation is successful, it can do whatever it wants to the enemy).

Self-evaluation: The most godlike loser in the known universe. Also, I want to clarify that I am not gay, thank you.

Yamabuki Hanakami silently looked at her system interface for the day.

Ge Xiaolun, the male protagonist of Super God Academy.

Although it appears to be a trap, it really is a trap.

Aren't you three buddies in the bushes?

Therefore, the world view of "Super Soldier" has deviated from that of League of Legends, but many of the characters in it have the shadow of League of Legends.

Of course, what Yamabuki Hanajin wants to complain about the most is that "Super Soldier" was watchable in the early stages, but the later stages were terrible in terms of both plot and battles, they couldn't be worse.

I heard they're releasing a fourth and final season this year; I wonder if it'll be even worse.

The combat system of "Super Soldier" can be summed up in one word: chaotic.

The outcome of the battle was entirely subjective, with no standard or uniformity.

There's a whole bunch of nonsensical settings like Peak Beast Body, Divine River Beast Body, Third Generation Guardian Angel, Third Generation Divine Body, Holy Body, Fourth Generation, Fifth Generation Divine Body, and so on.

When the fight actually started, Morgana, the fourth-generation divine body, was pinned to the ground and brutally beaten by two second-generation male angels.

The fifth-generation Hua Ye was almost killed by Wukong, who was in the form of the third-generation Divine River Beast.

Add to that a whole bunch of other random things like black hole engines, void engines, and super cores.

In short, it was a complete mess.