Suddenly, it grabbed his head with its claws and flung Kazuma away.
A deluge of cabbages rained down on Kazuma, making him feel like his bones were about to break.
I knew this big hamster was unreliable.
Huihui complained from the side, "Kazuma has absolutely no patience for small animals. Small animals aren't stupid; they'll only treat you well if you treat them well."
Huihui coughed softly and rubbed her cheek against Yamabuki Hanajin's face: "Kurasuke, could you help me get some more cabbages?"
"No problem. Leave it to me!" Yamabuki Hanajin gave a thumbs up.
Kazuma, whose head was covered in blood from being beaten by the cabbage, yelled, "This bastard is just a womanizer who neglects his friends, isn't he? He'll readily agree to anything a girl asks him to do."
Yamabuki Hanakami turned around and looked at Kazuma with an innocent expression.
What are you saying? I don't understand at all.
How could I possibly be the kind of person who values romance over friendship?
Seriously, don't you need to save yourself? I have a feeling you're about to be crushed to death by a cabbage.
However, with Aqua, even if you die, you can be easily resurrected.
Although Aqua's IQ is a little low, she is still a genuine god.
"No... I can't give up here. If... if I can't seize this opportunity to make more money, how will I buy a new house?"
A cabbage flew by, and Kazuma suddenly grabbed it with great enthusiasm and threw it into his basket.
To live in a new house, to have a better life, and to defeat the Demon King, keep going, young man!
Chapter 571 (Main Text 572) I found you a house, a free haunted house.
This fierce battle is finally over.
Kazuma never dreamed that he would one day fight with a cabbage.
He was now slumped on the table, completely exhausted, but the thought of the money he had earned made him forget all his grievances.
Money really is the best medicine to cure fatigue.
Just as Kazuma was about to rent a nice house, Aqua's scream suddenly came from the counter.
"How could this happen? We clearly caught so many cabbages, why won't you accept them? Is there something fishy going on here? I'm a goddess, or I'll curse you!" Aqua cried as she spoke to the receptionist.
Kazuma suddenly sat up from the table.
You won't take them? What right do you have to refuse them?! This is money I earned with my life on the line! Do you know how hard it was for me to catch so many cabbages? What right do you have to refuse them?
Kazuma and Aqua stared intently at the receptionist.
The receptionist smiled and didn't rush to refute; she simply handed over a cabbage.
When Kazuma and Aqua saw the cabbage, their faces looked like they had eaten shit.
The once whole cabbage is now only half left, and it still has very clear rodent teeth marks on it.
“This tooth mark could not be…” Kazuma stiffly turned around and looked at the large hamster next to him.
Yamabuki Hanajin was crunching away at a cabbage.
"Kazuma, Aqua, this cabbage tastes really good, you should try some too." Yamabuki Hanajin raised her tail high and said to the two of them with a smile.
Kazuma knelt down with a thud.
"Heh heh heh! I knew it all along. How could it be so easy to get rich? This world is just working against me!" Kazuma let out a scream that sounded like a mix of crying and laughing, and suddenly pulled out his dagger: "Hey you hamster, don't run away, I'll fight you to the death!"
Yamabuki Hanakami swung her tail, and Kazuma had already forgotten how many times he had been smeared against the wall.
"I'm not playing anymore! This other world is no fun at all! I want to go home! Aqua, aren't you a goddess? Is there any way to let me go back?" Kazuma said, crying.
Aqua reached out and gently stroked Kazuma's head.
Poor kid.
"But why would a hamster eat cabbage?" Aqua asked, quite curious.
"I'm not grinding my teeth, I'm just using cabbage to chew. This cabbage tastes really good, it's perfect for chewing." Yamabuki Hanajin gave a thumbs up.
"But you can rest assured about the housing issue. I just contacted a developer who, to show respect for adventurers, is willing to give us a house that has been vacant for years to live in for free," said Yamabuki Hanajin, squinting his eyes.
Kazuma jumped up and grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin's paw: "You're such a good person! No, you're such a good hamster. Do you want me to introduce you to someone?"
"You should find someone first. But... there are so many cute girls around you, haven't you fallen for any of them?" Yamabuki Hanajin leaned closer and whispered.
Kazuma glanced at the idiots in his team.
He revealed a very weathered smile.
"Impossible. I'm a human being, after all. Humans can't possibly like monkeys. No, their intelligence is probably even lower than a monkey's." Kazuma looked at the girls in his team with despair on their faces.
I have lost all hope for women in this world.
Is it possible that a girl's looks and intelligence are inversely proportional in this world?
"Let's talk about the house." Kazuma gripped Yamabuki Hanajin's hand tightly.
"Wasn't someone just complaining that I was causing trouble?" Yamabuki Hanajin glanced at Kazuma out of the corner of her eye.
"How could that be? Who's so bold? You're an indispensable mascot in our team." Kazuma patted his chest and said, "If you don't mind, I'd like to become your godfather..."
"Stop, I already have enough sons and daughters, I don't want to have another one. Alright, come with me to see a house." Yamabuki Hanajin led the team to a property in the suburbs.
As they walked, Darkness remarked, "Isn't this place a bit remote?"
Yes, but it's free.
Aqua then asked, "Is this place inconvenient to get to?"
Yes, but it's free.
Huihui asked in a low voice, "Free? Aren't there any hidden traps?"
"Of course there are pitfalls, but it's free." With just the word "free," Yamabuki Hanajin had everyone's emotions firmly in her grasp.
What's cheaper than free?
When everyone finally arrived at the house, they were all astonished!
This is actually a two-story villa.
The villa, covering an area of over several hundred square meters, turned around, trembling, and asked, "Are you sure the owner of this villa is letting us live here for free?"
“Confirmed.” Yamabuki Hanajin nodded.
"Why? I don't believe in free lunches!" Kazuma shouted.
There's a problem here, and a big problem at that.
Yamabuki Hanajin smiled brightly, pointing into the distance with her paw: "The answer is over there."
Everyone turned their heads and saw a large area of graves standing not far away, with white ghosts occasionally jumping out of the graves.
Megumin and Darkness froze on the spot.
"You're not trying to say... this place is haunted, are you?" Kazuma stiffly turned his head to look at the giant hamster in front of him.
I knew this hamster was unreliable.
But I never expected it to be this unreliable!
"Tell us right now if there's anything else you haven't told us!" Kazuma looked at the giant hamster in despair.
Yamabuki Hanajin blinked: "Actually, the owner of this house gave me two hundred catties of dried fruit and told me: 'If someone can carry this house, I will receive another two hundred catties of dried fruit. As long as someone lives here, it will prove that the house is not haunted. In the future, when we sell the house, we can increase the price.'"
Kazuma knelt on the ground and kept hitting his head with a stone: "I knew there was something wrong here! You tricked us again! You actually tricked us into becoming haunted house testers."
"How can you call it a scam? It's free. Do you want to stay?"
“Stop!” Kazuma said decisively.
Although he was afraid of ghosts, he was even more afraid of being poor.
The autumn harvest season is over, and winter is fast approaching. If we can't move the stables out before the cold winter arrives...
The thought of freezing to death in the stable made Kazuma grit his teeth and stomp his foot. "So what if it's a haunted house? I'll sleep there and show you!"
"Stand here and don't move. I'll take a picture of everyone to remember this moment." Yamabuki Hanajin put her hand in her mouth, pulled out a camera from somewhere, and snapped a photo.
Then, it sent the photo to the homeowner: "The person has arrived. Send me the rest of the goods all at once."
I received the cute little dried fruits.
Chapter 572 (Main Text 573) Desolate Mountain, Haunted House, Doll
Kazuma quietly opened the door a crack.
"Excuse me, I'm coming in!" Kazuma carefully pushed the door open, afraid that a ghostly face would suddenly appear as soon as he opened it.
Fortunately, there were no ghosts, but strange dolls were placed in every corner of the room.
These dolls have moving eyes that roll around, and no matter where He Zhen and the others are, these dolls stare intently at them.
"Why are there so many dolls here?" Kazuma asked, swallowing hard.
Yamabuki Hanajin gently patted Kazuma's shoulder with her paw: "It's nothing. It's just that my previous owner was a doll enthusiast, so he collected a lot of dolls. These dolls are very cute. I wonder if there's one named Annabelle among them? I can introduce you to her."
Kazuma felt a chill run down his spine: desolate mountains, haunted houses, and dolls!
It feels like the buffs are already maxed out.
Now we're just waiting for it to get dark.
"Excuse me... how much longer until it gets dark?" Kazuma asked cautiously.
Yamabuki Hanajin pointed her tail at the sun outside, only to see that the sun was only a sliver of light left, and that the whole house would be plunged into darkness in a minute or two at most.
Kazuma struggled to lift his head, and whether it was his imagination or not, the dolls seemed to turn their heads at the same time, staring at him intently.
"Ahhh! Have these dolls moved? They definitely have! We should move out!" Kazuma yelled.
Yamabuki Hanajin said to Kazuma earnestly, "How can a young man be so cowardly? Are you rich? Do you know how much it costs to rent such a big villa? You can't earn that much money even if you work hard for half a year. Now this villa is free for you to live in. It's just haunted, what's the big deal? Can't you try to be friends with these cuties?"
The sun set just as they were chatting.
The entire room was plunged into darkness.
Kazuma dug up a groundhog and screamed!
As they kept shouting, Kazuma suddenly realized that the girls in his team didn't seem to be very scared.
Aqua even covered her mouth with her little hand and watched the spectacle from the side.
"Aqua, aren't you scared? Judging from your usual behavior, you should have screamed by now!" Kazuma stared at Aqua.
"What? These so-called ghosts are nothing but undead creatures. What undead creature would dare to be so presumptuous in front of this goddess? Kazuma, don't worry. If there really are demons or monsters in this villa, let this goddess protect you." Aqua said, patting her chest.
Kazuma was unusually moved by Aqua.
Aqua, I misunderstood you. I never expected you to be like this, Aqua.
Because it was getting late, they could only look for candles for light, but after searching for a long time, they only found one candlestick.
"This goddess is going back to sleep now. You can call me if you need anything." Aqua rubbed her sore shoulders, preparing to go back to rest.
Kazuma gripped the candlestick tightly in his hand; this was his last act of defiance, a refusal to let go even in death.
Suddenly, a pair of small hands reached out from the darkness.
Before Kazuma could react, her little hand had already grabbed the candlestick.
"Kazuma, I'm a girl, and I'm so young. Shouldn't you give me the candlestick?" Megumin tried to remain calm.
Kazuma stared at Megumin: "Didn't you say you weren't scared?"
How could she not be scared? Huihui was already terrified. It was a ghost! How could any girl not be afraid of ghosts?
Just as the two of them were arguing, a faint, muffled laugh came from nearby.
The two quickly turned around and saw that the children were staring at them with wide eyes.
"Huihui! You're already a mature magician. If you sense something's wrong, you can use magic to blow them up."
"No, no, no, this is a rented house, how could I possibly use explosion magic? So, give me the candlestick!"
"No way! I'd rather die than let go!"
Yamabuki Hanajin sighed beside her, lamenting the despicable nature of humanity.
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