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Darkness's eyes were filled with "desire".

"Being covered in sticky mess, being abused, suppressed, and verbally abused by my sarcastic male teammates... this kind of life... is just too wonderful, I can't stop thinking about it!" Darkness clutched her chest with both hands, so excited she almost fainted.

Kazuma: ...

This is bad; this knight looks ominous.

Another one with a screw loose. I already have enough freaks in my team, please, just leave me alone.

"God! What did I do wrong? Why are you doing this to me?" Kazuma cried out in despair to the heavens.

Aqua looked at Kazuma with a clear expression: "Did you call me for something?"

The call to God came to an abrupt end; they forgot that the God of this world is an idiot!

Yamabuki Hanakami silently watched the show from the sidelines.

It's really impressive that Kazuma has managed to hold on until now.

"No, I can't let this idiot bother my life anymore. What should I do?" Kazuma racked his brains when he suddenly saw the big hamster eating sunflower seeds.

"Heh heh heh! I've got an idea. Darkness, right? Becoming my partner won't be so easy. You'll have to go through a test. If you can beat this hamster, I'll acknowledge you as my partner." Kazuma pointed at the giant hamster.

Yamabuki Hanakami was originally just watching from the sidelines, but he never expected that Kazuma would actually drag him into it.

Then don't blame me for being rude!

"Don't underestimate me just because I'm a hamster. I'm quite powerful in combat." Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Darkness in front of her.

Darkness trembled with excitement, even muttering to herself, "Fighting an unfamiliar monster... if I lose, I'll definitely get wrapped in its tail and do some weird things..."

"If you're scared, then hurry up and leave." Kazuma just wants to get rid of these idiots right now.

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! Let's have a showdown!" Darkness stared at Yamabuki Hanajin in front of her.

Kazuma suddenly gave a miserable laugh. He knew this woman was beyond saving; she definitely had something wrong with her brain.

Kazuma walked over and hugged the giant hamster's neck: "Kurasuke, I have a favor to ask of you. You must do your best to defeat this female knight. How about I give you a pound of melon seeds in return?"

Yamabuki Hanakami stared coldly at Kazuma: "Aren't you underestimating me? You think you can bribe me with a pound of melon seeds? Do you think I'm that cheap? At least two pounds."

"Deal. As agreed, two pounds of melon seeds to defeat this female knight."

"Look at it."

This battle also attracted a group of onlookers.

A high-ranking female knight and a monster never seen before—this battle is sure to be spectacular.

Yamabuki Hanajin swung her big tail and launched a Salted Fish Thrust.

Darkness swung her sword at the tail.

Aqua added, "The Great Knight is strong and fast, especially in swordsmanship. You can rest assured."

But at this critical moment, Darkness actually let go of her hands and used her ample bosom to block the deadly attack!

"Ah~~~"

The blow struck, and Darkness let out a painful yet eerie scream, sending shivers down her spine.

Kazuma stiffly turned to look at Aqua: "Goddess, I have a question. Generally speaking, shouldn't knights be equipped with a shield or something?"

Although he had suspected that the female knight was suspicious, he hadn't expected the problem to be this serious.

Have you ever seen anyone use their own face to meet an enemy?

Anyone who does this is either a pervert or a masochist; there's no way a third option would exist.

But Kazuma also breathed a slight sigh of relief.

"Hmph, luckily I'm smart enough that such a freak won't appear in my team." Kazuma laughed smugly.

The hamster's fighting power was already off the charts, so how could it possibly lose when it encountered a masochist who just used his face to take the hits?

Darkness spread her arms wide, using her body to withstand the enemy's various attacks.

"Come on, come on! Let the storm rage even more fiercely! Let your fierce bodies cleanse my flesh!" Darkness cried out.

Kazuma only felt that this scene was extremely perverted and bizarre, but the adventurers around him were all infected by this spirit.

"See that? This is the legendary chivalry! Even if your strength is far inferior to your opponent's, you must persevere to the end with your strong willpower."

The adventurers all gave a thumbs up to the spirit of the man who had gone into heat.

Kazuma looked at these adventurers with despair. Are you serious?

It turns out the problem wasn't with the world, but with me.

It turns out that everyone in this world is mentally unstable.

That way, I'll be the one with a mental problem.

“I understand how you feel, beautiful and strong female knight, but you can’t join this team if you can’t defeat me,” said Yamabuki Hanajin.

Darkness nodded: "Then I'm going to attack."

Darkness charged forward madly, wielding her greatsword.

As everyone knows, Darkness's sword never hits anyone.

Sure enough, she missed the target with her sword despite its size.

Kazuma complained again: "Could your swordsmanship be any worse? How did you become a Grand Knight? You keep telling me how much money you spent to become a Grand Knight?"

Just as everyone thought the sword strike had missed, Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly spun in mid-air and landed steadily under Darkness's sword.

Kazuma felt that his mind was completely blank.

This hamster tricked me.

Darkness hit her target for the first time in her life.

Yamabuki Hanajin immediately winked and shouted, "I lost, I lost! Congratulations on joining this team!"

Kazuma had a look of utter despair on his face.

It feels like the whole world is playing a trick on me.

Even this hamster won't leave me alone.

"Heh, I have no love for this world anymore." Kazuma said with a look of despair.

"Kazuma, what are you saying? Isn't it a good thing to have such a tenacious knight join our team?" Aqua was so excited she almost cried.

Huihui also expressed her deep sympathy.

"Hey, hey, hey, is it really that bad? Didn't you guys realize that the giant hamster was impersonating me?" Kazuma yelled, "I used two pounds of sunflower seeds..."

Kazuma stopped abruptly at this point.

It would be bad if others found out that he bribed this big hamster with sunflower seeds.

Kazuma approached Yamabuki Hanajin and lowered his voice, "Kurasuke, didn't we agree before? Two pounds of sunflower seeds in exchange for you winning a match? Why did you deliberately lose? Don't you want the two pounds of sunflower seeds anymore?"

Yamabuki Hanakami wrapped her tail around his neck: "I'm happy you bribed me with two pounds of sunflower seeds, but I'm very unhappy with the way you talk to me. Besides, it's hard for me to get things done with such a small amount of sunflower seeds..."

Chapter 570 (Main Text 571) The cabbages in this world can really kill!

And so, Darkness became the knight of this team.

Kazuma looked at his teammates: the idiot goddess, the useless mage, and the masochistic knight. How the hell are they going to fight the Demon King?

Kazuma felt like the whole world was against him.

Not only that, but they also have a pet that loves to be an actor.

Haha, this world is beyond saving, let the Demon King destroy it already.

Even pets are playing tricks on me in this world, what can I do? I feel desperate.

Darkness introduced herself: "I may be a bit clumsy, but I'm very strong. If you have any dirty or hard work to do, feel free to give it to me; I won't complain. If there's not enough food, let me be the one who goes hungry. But when fighting monsters, make me the one on the front lines. If you see me captured by orcs, please don't try to rescue me. I was prepared to fight to the death with orcs from the very first day I became a knight!"

Darkness became more and more excited as she spoke, and an unnatural blush appeared on her face.

This person is a pervert! An absolute pervert!

Kazuma knelt on the ground and kept banging his head against the ground.

This world is completely broken. What kind of person can save me?

Darkness's behavior was very abnormal, but Aqua and Megumin had been completely infected by her.

Is this the legendary chivalry?

That's so great and selfless.

Just as everyone was immersed in the joy, the Adventurers' Guild's receptionist suddenly ran in with a look of horror on his face.

"Something terrible has happened! That thing is here! All adventurers, head to the city gate!" the receptionist shouted.

Before Kazuma could understand what was happening, he saw all the adventurers stand up with solemn expressions, emanating an aura of certain death.

"Everyone... what are you going to do? Is the Demon King's army attacking? I haven't even left the starting village yet! Why is the world so unfair to me?" Kazuma couldn't help but cry out miserably.

These burly adventurers simply kept moving forward silently, without saying a word about what was happening.

However, the aura emanating from them made people feel like the end of the world was coming.

Kazuma's squad was thus pushed and shoved to the city gate.

Just when Kazuma thought the Demon King had arrived and was about to fight everyone to the death, he discovered that the adventurers were not holding weapons, but rather baskets.

"So what exactly happened? Can't you guys say something to me? You're making me really panic!" Kazuma couldn't help but shout.

With her large belly protruding, Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aqua with a serious expression and said, "Is that it?"

Aqua nodded solemnly: "That's right, it is indeed that one who has arrived."

"What is that? Do you dare to tell me clearly? I think all riddle solvers in this world should die!!!" Kazuma couldn't help but shout.

But soon, Kazuma found out exactly what "that" was.

The waitress suddenly smiled happily: "Everyone, it's harvest season! We're counting on you to take care of this year's cabbages."

"Cabbage?" Kazuma looked puzzled.

He knew the harvest season was coming, but what did that have to do with cabbage?

Shouldn't you go to the field to harvest cabbages?

"boom!!!"

Just as Kazuma was filled with curiosity, a cabbage hit him directly on the head.

Then, more and more cabbages flew over like a tornado.

"What is this?" Kazuma couldn't help but exclaim.

Aqua looked at Kazuma with an innocent expression: "These are cabbages from another world. Don't you know? To avoid being eaten by people, the cabbages in this world race through the sky when they're ripe. Nobody knows where they're going, and they eventually arrive at a quiet place to wait for death. In short, their biggest wish in this world is not to be eaten by humans, so every harvest in this world is a celebration. By the way, if you don't take precautions, you'll be crushed to death by these cabbages."

Kazuma looked on with utter despair as cabbages rained down upon him.

How bored must the god who created this world be? Could a cabbage really kill someone?

"Kurasuke! Help!!!" Kazuma suddenly remembered that the most reliable person in the whole team was this big hamster.

Yamabuki Hanajin said quietly, "Fifty catties of melon seeds."

"No problem! As long as you save my life, I'll agree to anything, whether it's fifty pounds or five hundred pounds," Kazuma roared.

Just then, the green cabbage tornado blew over.

The adventurers rushed forward, laughing wildly. They knew these cabbages were very valuable; handing them over to the Adventurers' Guild would earn them a good reward.

Aqua, holding a large basket, directed Megumin and Darkness to rush up and harvest the cabbages.

"We're rich! We're rich! With all these cabbages, we won't have to sleep in the stables anymore!" Aqua let out a strange cry that sounded like a mix of crying and laughing.

It seems that she's under a lot of pressure lately, being a goddess.

Think about it, when has a goddess ever worried about money?

When Kazuma heard that these cabbages were very valuable, he immediately perked up.

"Kurasuke, grab a few more cabbages for me, I'll trade you sunflower seeds!" Kazuma shouted.

Yamabuki Hanakami silently looked down at Kazuma.