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The two, a human and a hamster, silently gazed at each other.

"Do you eat people?" Huihui looked at the giant hamster in front of her with a serious expression.

"If I want to eat you, can you give me some?" Yamabuki Hanajin retorted.

Huihui began to seriously consider this question.

Yes, she was actually thinking seriously.

"No." Huihui gave her answer after thinking for a moment.

"Then I won't eat either. Also, don't rub against my stomach, it tickles." Although Yamabuki Hanajin liked to sleep with cute girls in her arms, the emphasis of this sentence was on "sleeping" rather than holding something.

Huihui kept rubbing her head against the big hamster's belly, saying, "I don't care, I don't care! I'm freezing to death, it's so warm here! Can I keep you as a pet from now on?"

"Don't you want to listen to what you're saying? You're already sleeping on the streets, you can't even afford food, how are you going to support me? You can't give me what I want at all," Yamabuki Hanajin immediately retorted.

Huihui thought about it and realized that it made sense.

"But I have a job tomorrow, I'm sure I'll earn a lot of money, it's just to keep a hamster..."

Yamabuki Hanakami silently opened today's system interface.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Kurasuke, the Wise King of the Forest)

Gender: Unknown (female hamster)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (Even if I turn into a hamster, my ahoge will never fall; long live the ahoge party!)

Combat Power: Don't underestimate the combat power of a hamster. Its fur is indestructible, its tail can move as flexibly as a snake, its attributes surpass most warriors, and it can also use all sorts of bizarre magic.

Comment: You can't even beat a hamster, how dare you live in this world?

Yamabuki Hanajin remained silent for a long time. It remembered that this big hamster was from "Overlord," the mount of the black warrior Fei Fei.

In the original work, the character didn't show much fighting power because of her low level, but for this kind of character, being cute is enough.

Who can resist a fluffy, big hamster?

"Also, it's already midnight, and I really want to sleep." Yamabuki Hanajin thought about what happened last night.

After taking Riesel Phoenix away from the engagement, he used the Monkey Talisman to turn Riesel Phoenix into a teddy bear dog, tied it to a tree, and then used a slingshot to continuously attack its lower body.

Riesle Phoenix initially taunted, but when the first bullet hit his groin, he began to beg for mercy!

How many men in this world can endure that kind of pain?

The result that Yamabuki Hanajin gave him was to shoot his penis with a slingshot until it died.

At first, Riesel Phoenix was screaming in agony, but later he could no longer scream because he was immortal and could heal immediately no matter how serious his injuries were.

In this way, Yamabuki Hanajin can use any means necessary to torment the opponent's lower body.

For example, having a red-hot iron rod pierce the anus, or being sent to a pet hospital for a painless abortion. The most torturous of these is being sent to a pet hospital for a testicular abortion.

At first, the veterinarian thought it was just a routine surgery, and Yamabuki Hanajin even specifically instructed the veterinarian not to use anesthesia.

After you crack an egg once, it will grow back.

The veterinarian thought he had encountered an alien and kept squeezing the testicles with a scalpel, causing Riesel Phoenix to die and come back to life repeatedly.

At that moment, Riesel finally understood the true meaning of the word "demon," realizing that she had previously been an angel.

This torment lasted from 7 p.m. until midnight before Yamabuki Hanajin finally returned the mentally broken Riesel Phoenix to the Phoenix family.

As for what happens next...

He opened his eyes and found himself in this alley, with a young girl constantly snuggling in his arms.

Girls who know how to be charming get rewarded.

With its thick fur, Yamabuki Hanajin was not afraid of wind, frost, rain, or snow. Megumin simply used the large hamster in front of her as a blanket and happily snuggled up in its arms.

And so the two of them slept quietly until dawn.

Early the next morning.

"Good morning, everyone!" Huihui arrived at the Adventurers' Guild full of energy.

Compared to the energetic Megumin, Kazuma looked very serious.

"No! This won't do! Winter is coming soon, and if we continue to sleep in this drafty stable in winter... we'll freeze to death in no time!" Kazuma's face was full of solemnity as he kept talking to himself.

In comparison, Aqua seemed much more relaxed. After all, she was a goddess and there was no way she could freeze to death.

Moreover, Kazuma's eagerness to find a new house is not solely due to the cold weather.

“After all, Kazuma is a young man, and I know exactly what he does at night…” Aqua was cut off by Kazuma before she could finish her sentence.

"Alright, we still need to recruit new teammates today, so don't talk nonsense. It makes it sound like I like to harass female members!" Kazuma's gaze inadvertently swept over the large hamster next to him.

"...Where did this thing come from?"

Huihui patted her little chest proudly: "Huihui's."

Kazuma looked at the giant hamster in front of him with envy: "This fur is so comfortable, Aqua. How about we skin this giant hamster and make it into a blanket?"

"puff!"

Yamabuki Hanajin's tail lashed directly at his face.

It rotated 360 degrees with its real body and was directly embedded in the wall of the adventurers' communal house.

"I forgot to tell you! Kurasuke is very strong in combat. Even a fully armed heavy knight might not be able to defeat it." Megumin gently stroked Yamabuki Hanajin's head.

Aqua ignored Kazuma, who was covered in blood, and instead rushed into the giant hamster's arms.

"So cute! So soft! So comfortable! Hmm? Why does this ahoge (cowlick) look so familiar?"

Kazuma stretched out his hand with difficulty: "I feel like I can still be saved!"

Chapter 568 (Main Text 569) The Masochistic Female Knight, Darkness

Kazuma was finally pried out of the wall, his whole body spurting blood.

Aqua finally came in handy, using healing magic to treat He Zhen's injuries.

"Can anyone tell me why a hamster is so strong?" Kazuma felt that this world was too ridiculous. He couldn't even beat a hamster, but the hamsters in this other world were too big.

Aqua also looked curious: "Logically speaking, there shouldn't be such a big hamster in this world!"

You can doubt Aqua's intelligence, but you can't doubt her insight. No matter what, she's a goddess, and her status is undeniable.

"But none of that matters. As long as it's cute!" Aqua said with a smile.

Kazuma looked at the goddess of wisdom with a face full of despair.

Your teammate is about to be killed, and you can still laugh.

And no matter how you look at it, this is not an ordinary hamster, is it?

Your hamster is bigger than a tiger?

I'm begging God to give me a few normal teammates. I don't need them to be super strong, just not stupid.

Aqua's healing magic was quite powerful; after a short while, Kazuma was fully recovered.

"Alright, let's get back to the main topic. We're currently missing an important teammate," Kazuma said to Aqua, sitting up straight and speaking in a serious tone.

Aqua, still stroking the hamster's belly, asked without turning her head, "What kind of teammate are we missing?"

"Haven't you ever played games, goddess? Our team has a mage, a high priest, and I'm barely a rogue. We're still missing a warrior, the kind that can tank and deal damage." Kazuma slammed his hand on the table in front of him.

"Yes, yes, yes." Aqua replied dismissively.

Kazuma was already used to Aqua's attitude: "It would be great if a knight could join our team. But it's actually quite difficult to find one now, isn't it?"

At this moment, Huihui suddenly raised her hand and said, "I feel that Kurasuke is both tough and strong, and would be a great teammate. Why don't we consider the big hamster?"

"Yeah, why don't you guys consider me?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Kazuma with a curious look.

Kazuma's eyes widened instantly, and he stiffly turned to look at Aqua: "Aqua, did I just hear that right? This hamster actually spoke?"

Aqua said calmly, "You heard me right, I heard the hamster talking too. It's just a hamster talking, what's the big deal? Kazuma, can you stop being so ignorant? You're embarrassing this goddess!"

"You call this making a fuss? Why can a hamster talk? Could it be some kind of monster? Could it be a member of the Demon King's army using its cute appearance to infiltrate our army?" Kazuma looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a shocked expression.

Aqua and Megumin were startled and immediately turned to look at the giant hamster.

then……

The two of them rushed into the big hamster's arms.

"How could someone so cute be a member of the Demon King's army?"

"Yeah, yeah! How could the Demon King's army officers be so cute?"

Kazuma silently pulled out the knife from his hand; he wanted to commit suicide.

These two women are out of their minds.

"Aqua! I feel like you might never be able to return to Heaven in your entire life." Kazuma silently uttered the most vicious curse.

"Why?" Aqua asked, her face filled with shock.

Kazuma stared indifferently at Aqua: "Because you're useless. You can't fight, you can't tank, you can't cast offensive magic, you have no business acumen, and your IQ isn't high either. How about this, you teach me your specialty, healing magic, and then you get out of this team, okay?"

Aqua's shoulders twitched, and little pearls fell from her face with a clattering sound.

"Kazuma, that's so mean! You're the one who dragged me into this world, and now you're saying I'm useless? You're so mean! Kurasuke, beat him up!"

Yamabuki Hanakami lashed out with her tail, and Kazuma was once again embedded in the wall.

"Kazuma, I have to say something to you. Although what you said is true, Aqua is stupid and useless, but you should still be gentler to girls." Yamabuki Hanajin added seriously.

Aqua cried even harder.

Why does it feel like the whole world is against me?

"You two are so vicious!" Huihui covered her mouth as she watched the drama unfold.

Just as they were fooling around, a dashing female knight walked over.

"Excuse me, are you recruiting here? My class is Crusader, can I join your party?"

A female knight wearing pale yellow armor asked curiously.

When Yamabuki Hanajin saw this female knight, he was instantly filled with awe.

“My name is Darkness. I’m currently unemployed, so I want to use my strengths,” Darkness said.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the female knight in front of her. You know, there are many strange characters in the world of anime. For example, this seemingly serious female knight is actually a super masochist.

Her greatest wish in this life was to be defeated in battle against the savage orcs, and then...

Sorry, I can't say what follows, because it will turn into an adult anime plot.

Of all the people Yamabuki Hanajin has met, perhaps only Kannazuki Kyouhei can rival Darkness in terms of her twisted nature.

Of course, at present she is still an ordinary female knight and has not shown any abnormal attributes.

Kazuma struggled to climb out of the wall in the distance and sat down in his seat with his face covered in blood.

He looked into the female knight's clear yet foolish eyes, and his heart ached.

That's right. Although Zhen and I are both homebodies and don't have any particular talents, we really couldn't bear to drag such upright characters into this mess.

Kazuma let out a long sigh of relief: "Miss Darkness, right? I'm so sorry. Although I really wanted you to be my companion, I really didn't want to drag you down. These two, one is a useless high priest, and the other is a useless magician. Just yesterday, we failed to defeat the lowest-level monster, the frog, and they were both swallowed by the frog. Their bodies were covered in sticky saliva, and I never want to smell the frog's saliva again in my life."

I don't know if it was my fault, but I really felt that the female knight's body moved slightly.

"And this big hamster that looks reliable but is actually not reliable at all, do you know that hamsters can eat people? And they can even attack teammates!" Kazuma said in a low voice.

As soon as he finished speaking, Yamabuki Hanakami flung him away with her tail.

"I told you so! This is the third time already." Kazuma's face showed a look of despair.

A high priest with insufficient intelligence, besides unleashing devastating attacks on a mage who has nothing left, and his pets that constantly attack his teammates, plus himself, a lucky guy with no combat ability...

At this moment, Dakness spoke.

"In that case... I have no choice but to join this team!"

Chapter 569 (Main Text 570) You might not believe it, but I was tricked by a hamster.

For a moment, Kazuma thought the other person was mocking him.

But when he saw the female knight's eyes, Kazuma realized that things were not so simple.