"Aren't you underestimating me? No matter what, I am a great hero from mythology, and I will not surrender! Pierce, Death Thorn Spear! My Noble Phantasm! You are the only person I can trust in this world, fight alongside me to carve out a new world!" Cú Chulainn cried out tragically.
The Spear of Death responded to Cú Chulainn's plea with its silence.
"You truly are my good brother. Come on, even if it means facing a million men, I will go. I will not be afraid of you." Cú Chulainn decided to fight to the death; he would never die in this unfair Holy Grail War.
"It's just a treasure; there are plenty of those here! The Royal Treasury!"
"To have enough to eat, I swear the sword of victory!"
"For victory by any means necessary, Unlimited Blade Works!"
"Ouch!"
"For my date with Lord Souichirou! I'll die once!"
"To make Sakura happy."
Yamabuki Hanajin: "I don't know why, but being happy is the most important thing."
Chapter 691 (Main Text 692) Racing? I drew an AE86, it's an AE86!
"Alright, now let's get back to the Fifth Holy Grail War. Everyone had a lot of fun before, and the final battle is about to begin," Illya explained in a cute and charming way.
Everyone in the group felt refreshed, except for Cú Chulainn.
All the other heroic spirits were standing, but he was lying down.
"Hehehe! Finally, finally, I've reached the final hurdle. All those hardships before me couldn't take my life, what does that mean! Heaven is about to bestow a great responsibility upon this person, the Holy Grail will surely be mine." Cú Chulainn let out a delirious laugh.
Yamabuki Hanajin gently patted his head with gratitude.
Cú Chulainn looked up at the little girl, his eyes brimming with tears of emotion.
He never imagined that there were still people in this world who cared about him.
Indeed, the children are kind.
"No, you're mistaken. I'm here just to tell you that the idea of enduring hardship is outdated. If you're willing to suffer, you'll suffer for a lifetime. If you want to say that suffering is a blessing, I wish you boundless blessings." Yamabuki Hanajin squatted down and looked at Cú Chulainn calmly.
Cú Chulainn felt as if someone was slowly cutting open his wound with a knife and then precisely sprinkling a layer of fine salt onto it.
Who says children are all angels? Who says children are inherently kind? Who says human nature is good at birth?
This is a real demon! This is birth!
My heart is already riddled with holes, can't you just comfort me?
Just as the two of them were talking, the final battle of the fifth Holy Grail War was about to begin.
"Father Kirei Kotomine, what form will the final battle take? Will it be a free-for-all or a one-on-one duel?" Illya asked.
Kirei Kotomine replied with a serious expression: "No, the last race was a car race. All the Heroic Spirits have been instilled with modern knowledge, so driving is no problem for them."
Ilya asked with a curious look, "But I heard the church has gone bankrupt, where did you get the race car? And what about the track rental issue?"
Kirei Kotomine said expressionlessly, "Because of my previous tax evasion, I made a lot of money, which I can use as funding for this racing competition."
You really... I'm going to cry.
It turns out we misunderstood you all along, thinking you were evading taxes for personal gain. We never imagined you were raising funds for the Holy Grail War.
Since that's the case, we must carry the Holy Grail War through to the very end.
"Everyone, come and draw lots. What car you get is completely random, absolutely no behind-the-scenes manipulation! Absolutely not!" Kirei Kotomine gave a strange hint with his eyes.
"Something just doesn't seem right, does it? The more I emphasize it, the more suspicious it seems!" Rin Tohsaka whispered to her Heroic Spirit, "Since the opponent has already resorted to underhanded tactics, we don't need to hold back. We must use any means necessary to win this battle."
Red Archer watched Rin, who was ruthless and unscrupulous, with a smile. As expected, Rin was quite adorable even when she was like this.
"The draw begins." Kirei Kotomine gave the order, and the first to step forward were Souichirou Kuzuki and Medea.
"I specially made a lucky charm today, and my luck is off the charts!" Medea happily drew lots herself.
As a result, I won a classic car.
"Why such a low-class car? Did my lucky charm fail?" Medea looked at Souichirou with an apologetic expression: "I'm sorry, Souichirou-sama."
Kuzuki Souichirou looked at Medea with a calm gaze: "Don't worry about it. Every cloud has a silver lining. Just let things take their course."
"Lord Souichirou!" Medea threw herself into Souichirou's arms, a sly grin spreading across her face.
The other Heroic Spirits stared intently at Medea.
This woman's mind wasn't on the Holy Grail War at all; all she wanted to do was flirt with men.
The second people to draw lots were Shinji Matou and Medusa.
What? You're asking how Shinji Matou came back?
do not mind the details.
"We absolutely have to win a super luxurious sports car. Let's go, Medusa!" Shinji Matou shouted.
Medusa, expressionless, muttered from the side, "Can't even draw lots, what a waste."
"How dare a mere servant defy the master's position?"
"Heh, utterly useless." Medusa finished speaking and reached her hand directly into the lottery box.
As a result, I won a women's bicycle.
"Hahaha, so that's how it is. Our luck has been off the charts." Medea casually put her arm around Souichirou's arm.
It seems that this time they will not only win the game, but also win in life.
The third to take the stage were Shirou Emiya and Artoria.
Shirou Emiya didn't actually want to go and steal the Holy Grail at first, but he was forced to. When he opened the note, it said "toy lion car".
It's an adorable toy car with a big head. You just put a coin in it and it starts moving. It's super convenient.
"Shirou! It's a lion! So cute!" Artoria didn't care about the practicality of the toy car at all; as long as it was cute, that was all that mattered.
Emiya Shirou suddenly felt like crying.
Isn't this Holy Grail War a bit too unreliable?
The fourth group to come up were Rin Tohsaka and Archer.
As a result, the two of them actually drew a perfectly normal sports car.
"Hahaha, as expected, my luck is starting to change! I believe I will definitely make a fortune in the future, at least I won't have to be a maid for some blonde twin-tailed drill anymore!" Rin Tohsaka laughed as she recounted her blood and tears.
Red A gently patted Rin Tohsaka's head.
It seems you haven't had an easy life these past few years.
The fifth person to draw a prize was Cú Chulainn.
Cú Chulainn took a deep breath. He had come this far; there was no turning back. He had to obtain the Holy Grail.
He ended up winning a rocket car.
Cú Chulainn was so excited that he trembled all over.
My luck has changed! My luck has really changed!
This is the fastest of all sports cars; it's time to show off the skills of a racing legend.
I'm sure I can leave you all far behind and show you what a real veteran driver is.
The last one, which involves a small lottery, is Yamabuki Hanajin.
"What kind of car will I get?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked hesitantly as she carefully opened the lottery ticket.
The lottery ticket showed the car model number.
When Yamabuki Hanajin saw the car's model number, she felt as if she had been struck by lightning.
Because it says AE86 above.
"Hehehe! Hahaha! Heaven is helping me! Do you know what a ditch corner is? Do you understand the significance of crossing Mount Akina in four minutes? AE86, you must help me win the Holy Grail. After it's done, I'll give you a good maintenance service, replace your engine with a professional racing car engine, and put a protective film on your car. Come on, AE86, I can see the Holy Grail beckoning to me." Yamabuki Hanajin was full of confidence.
The final battle of the Fifth Holy Grail War is about to begin.
Chapter 692 (Main Text 693) But Yamabuki Hanajin has absolutely no driving skills.
At this moment, six sports cars appeared on the track simultaneously.
The streets were packed with people; this was a once-in-eighty-years spectacle in Fuyuki City. To see so many historical figures celebrating and going wild again, it would be at least another ten years.
"Why are two groups missing? Aren't there eight groups participating in the competition?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked around curiously, only to find that Ilya, the Berserker, and Gilgamesh were missing.
"Never mind, as long as I have the AE86, I'm invincible." Yamabuki Hanajin felt the Holy Grail was smiling at her. What kind of wish should she make after she got the Holy Grail?
To become the ruler of all the heavens and myriad realms?
Or should we open a huge crystal palace?
How can you make all the lovely girls fight over you?
Or should I try all the delicious food?
No, I have too many desires; a mere Holy Grail is simply not enough to satisfy them.
Just then, Ilya shouted, "Everyone get ready, the match begins!"
As the starting gun exploded in the sky.
Cú Chulainn floored the accelerator, and the rocket vehicle shot off like a rocket, leaving everyone far behind.
"Hahaha! I knew I was invincible! I am invincible!" Cú Chulainn laughed loudly.
Rin Tohsaka gritted her teeth: "The difference between ordinary civilian cars and racing cars is just too big. What are we going to do? If this continues, we'll be left far behind!"
Red A calmly looked at Rin Tohsaka: "Don't you know? Those race cars can't turn."
"Ugh!!!"
Cú Chulainn, like a wild dog, floored the gas pedal, but there was a bend right in front of him.
What should I do? What should I do in this situation?
Of course, it's braking and turning.
but……
"Why did the brakes fail?! Why did the steering wheel fail too?! Help me?!!"
"boom!!!"
Today was another peaceful day in Fuyuki City.
"Cú Chulainn died in a car accident and is eliminated."
At this time, Yamabuki Hanajin faces a very important problem.
That is……
"I can't drive at all! I got carried away when I saw the AE86. I've never learned to drive before. Is it too late to learn now? Are there any driving instructors here? Calm down, calm down, let's figure out how to get the car moving. Should I step on the gas or turn the steering wheel? No, the car won't move at all, I'm doomed!" Yamabuki Hanajin finally experienced what it means to be overjoyed and then suffer a tragedy.
This is too bad!
Just then, Medusa leisurely rode past her on a women's bicycle.
What kind of modern-day tortoise and hare race is this?
Emiya Shirou put a coin into the toy lion car, and the lion car leisurely walked past her.
"Despair! Utter despair! Damn it, I've even driven an EVA, why can't I drive? What kind of setting is this?" Yamabuki Hanajin lay on the driver's seat, utterly dejected.
At this most crucial moment, the system arrived.
"Brave young lady! Challenge your weaknesses. You are the child I watched grow up, how could I not help you at such a crucial time? Take the book."
Driving Skills: From Beginner to Grave Relocation
"What the hell is this? It looks absolutely outrageous! Are you deliberately targeting me?" Yamabuki Hanajin was completely exasperated.
"This system treats you so well, how could it possibly betray you? These are the simplest driving techniques. Even an ordinary person who has never driven a car before can instantly become a racing expert just by following the instructions in this book," the system said with great confidence.
"Are you sure you're not trying to trick me?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked repeatedly.
"Do you know how I feel about you? You're like a pet I raised, ugh, a daughter I raised. How could I possibly harm you? Go, girl, let them see what the Akina Mountain racing god is all about!" the system shouted.
"Did you just say you have a pet? You definitely said you have a pet, right?"
"Don't worry about those trivial details, just do what the book says. Books are the greatest treasure of mankind. Keep going, girl."
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