With a nervous heart, Yamabuki Hanajin turned to the first page: "Turn the car key and start the engine."
Yamabuki Hanajin did as instructed.
"Just floor the gas pedal and leave the rest to fate."
"You really were trying to trick me! Now I finally understand why this book is called 'From Beginner to Grave Relocation'."
"So here's the question, young lady: do you want to live an ordinary life, or do you want to obtain the Holy Grail, fulfill your wishes, get promoted and receive a raise, marry a beautiful and wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life?" The system's voice was like the seductive allure of a devil.
"I'll risk it all, AE86! I'm betting everything on you, charge!"
Just floor the accelerator and rely on your instincts for the rest.
Ilya screamed from the referee's stand, "It's 86! 86 is up the mountain!"
Sure enough, it's fast! The speed of the 86 is incomparable to those other cars. This is the car of the Akina Mountain racing legend. Go for it!
Soon everyone arrived at the first turn.
"Red A, where's your projection magic? Can't you cause them any trouble?" Rin Tohsaka yelled.
As expected of you, you've stopped pretending and are now ready to use any means necessary.
The two fastest cars right now are Medea's vintage car and Rin Tohsaka's regular racing car.
The first corner will be the dividing line between victory and defeat; whoever gains the upper hand in the first corner will win the race.
As a result, after making a turn, Medea drove in the opposite direction.
He waved to the little girl with a smile as he drove.
You think I care about the Holy Grail? Those things around me mean nothing to me.
Driving a heart-shaped car with Lord Souichirou Kuzuki, leisurely cruising around the mountains, isn't that much more romantic than fighting for the Holy Grail?
"Is this what they call losing the game but winning at life?" Red A gave a wry smile.
"Damn winner in life, but this is good, one less competitor. Red A, charge! The rest of them don't even know who our opponent is." Rin Tohsaka was shouting when suddenly a gust of wind blew past her.
Ilya's voice came through the microphone and was heard throughout the competition venue.
"It's AE86. Now that AE86 has won first place, how many more surprises can it bring us?"
Rin Tohsaka was practically bursting with rage: "Why would a delivery truck that runs takeout or tofu be faster than a professional race car? It doesn't make sense! Red A, where's your nuclear weapon? Give her a shot!"
After all, Archer had once aspired to be a champion of justice, so he could only offer Rin Tohsaka advice from a rational perspective: "Wouldn't it be inappropriate to use a nuclear weapon here?"
"Without nuclear weapons, my dream of becoming a perfect young lady will be shattered. What should I do? What should I do in this situation?" Rin Tohsaka yelled, trying not to slam her head in her throat.
Just then, a dazzling man rode up on a cool motorcycle.
"I am everything. How could a mere tofu cart possibly defeat me? Let's settle this like men!" Gilgamesh laughed wildly.
As for the outcome? Stay tuned for the next installment!
Chapter 693 (Main Text 694) A high-speed race, leading the pack is... a women's bicycle.
Yamabuki Hanajin floored the accelerator, feeling as if she wasn't going too fast, but flying too low.
I knew that system was a total rip-off; it would never give me anything good.
She could only barely control the steering wheel with the help of her superhuman intuition as a spirit, which kept the car from rolling down the mountain.
But as the saying goes, good fortune never comes in pairs, and misfortunes never come singly. Just when Yamabuki Hanajin was about to lose control, golden treasures flew across the sky.
"Golden Gilgamesh, I didn't hit you, why did you hit me? Do you believe I'll retaliate?" Yamabuki Hanajin yelled at Golden Gilgamesh.
"Hmph, you lowly groveling on the ground, the Holy Grail was rightfully mine, yet you dared to try and take it from me. This is the greatest sin of all! Chains of Heaven!"
"Since that's the case, don't blame me for being impolite. Projection begins!"
Their Noble Phantasms flew everywhere. Rin Tohsaka shouted excitedly, "They're fighting! The first and second place players are actually fighting! This is a golden opportunity! Archer, find a way to eliminate them both!"
As soon as Rin Tohsaka finished speaking, a truck horn suddenly sounded behind them. Rin turned around and saw that Kojiro Sasaki was chasing them in a large truck.
"Finally out! I've been locked up in the temple since the beginning of the Holy Grail War. Great! My seal is finally broken! Hahaha!" Sasaki Kojiro laughed loudly.
Rin Tohsaka whispered to Archer next to her, "Is this guy out of his mind? Why do I feel like he has some mental issues?"
"Mmm-hmm-hmm." Red A nodded vigorously.
"The war is about to begin, brothers!" Sasaki Kojiro shouted.
Rin Tohsaka suddenly realized something: "I knew something felt off. Shouldn't Kojiro Sasaki be sealed at the gate of Ryudouji Temple? His presence should be like a security guard, right? He shouldn't be able to leave the gate at all. Why is he driving a big truck and racing us now? And who exactly is this 'brother' he's talking about? So many unknowns are making me very uneasy."
Red A calmly pointed behind him with his thumb.
Rin Tohsaka turned to look behind her and saw that the container at the back of the truck suddenly opened up, revealing that the truck was carrying the gate of Ryudouji Temple!
"I told you he'd lost his mind! He actually took the whole door off! What a rip-off! Why isn't there a single normal person in this Holy Grail War?" Rin Tohsaka yelled, clutching the word.
I've been preparing for this Holy Grail War for a full ten years. Do you know how I got through those ten years? And now you're telling me that everyone who participates in the Holy Grail War is a bunch of lunatics?
"You two brats, get out of the way. If you don't move, I'll knock you off the mountain." Sasaki Kojiro was extremely arrogant, but his tone quickly softened: "Brother, after this Holy Grail War, would you like to travel with me?"
The gates of Ryudong Temple fell silent.
Should I say something in this situation?
"I told you he's got a screw loose. What normal person would say something like that?" Rin Tohsaka had completely given up on the Holy Grail War.
All she can do now is move forward, forward, and forward by any means necessary.
However, the truck was going too fast. It overtook Rin Tohsaka in just one turn and sped towards the front.
Rin Tohsaka gritted her teeth, but there was nothing she could do; she could only watch helplessly as she went from third to fourth.
This is the Holy Grail War; only one of the seven can win. Whether someone is third or fourth is meaningless.
"Brother! I want to take you to the ends of the earth, where we'll live a carefree and unrestrained life together, galloping on horseback and sharing in the splendor of the world!" Sasaki Kojiro was completely obsessed at this point.
Step on the gas...
Then the truck rushed down the mountain.
"Brother!" Sasaki Kojiro screamed as he fell off the cliff.
"So... is he here to be funny?" Rin Tohsaka couldn't help but mutter under her breath.
It inexplicably became third again.
The two people in front were still exchanging fire with their Noble Phantasms when suddenly, a loud bang was heard in the sky, and a cannonball landed right in front of the road.
"Why are there shells?! I'm doing everything I can to control the AE86! There's no other way but to fly over!" Yamabuki Hanajin floored the accelerator.
The car flew over the crater in an instant.
"How could mere cannonballs possibly stop me?" Gilgamesh stepped on the gas without hesitation and flew over the crater as well.
Rin Tohsaka looked around, wondering who had fired the cannon.
They saw Ilya with her hands on her hips, driving a tank and firing shells at them from a distant hillside.
"Why are there tanks? Are you sure this is a normal car race? There are more and more unreliable people these days. I originally thought Ilya was still somewhat sane, but now it seems she's fallen for it. Does everyone who participates in the Holy Grail War become an idiot?" Rin Tohsaka yelled.
In that very instant, a shell landed right in front of them.
"There's no other way but to speed up and rush over!" Rin Tohsaka stepped on the gas: "Red Archer, you'd better think of something too."
Red A smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Rin is still so reliable. As long as I have you, that's enough."
Rin Tohsaka was too exhausted to even complain anymore, and she braved the hail of bullets to reach the other side of the mountain.
"Basaka, go to the other side of the mountain and continue sniping," Ilya said to her Basaka.
That's right, this pitch-black tank is the Berserker in disguise. As for why the Heroic Spirit can turn into a tank...
I've already said the officials forgot to take their medicine; who knows how big a hole is in their brains?
Just as Ilya was about to control the berserker to head to the other side of the mountain, a golden chain wrapped around the berserker.
"How dare you disturb my enjoyment! Stay put right where you are!" Gilgamesh threw the Chains of Heaven at me like a meteor hammer.
"Is this how you use the Chains of Heaven? Enkidu is crying!" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.
"You brat, you'd better mind your own business. How dare you covet my Holy Grail! I'll show you the difference in strength between us. Heaven and Earth Diverge, Star of Creation!"
"Don't just pull out EA like that. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn't hit a child, it's still bad if it hits the flowers and plants!" Yamabuki Hanajin realized that she had been forced into a corner. She had no choice but to use her ultimate technique.
"Behold my ultimate move, the Repeated Side Jump (AE86 version)."
"What?"
However, just as the two of them were preparing to compete for first place, a beautiful figure passed by them like the wind.
The two looked over at the same time and discovered that what had surpassed the AE86 and the motorcycle was... a women's bicycle.
Chapter 694 (Main Text 695) Cú Chulainn is still dead.
There's absolutely no mistake, only one person has ever drawn a women's bicycle, and that's Medusa, the snake-haired witch from mythology.
There was a person in the basket of the woman's bicycle; it was Shinji Matou.
Because the woman's bicycle was going so fast, Shinji Matou's face was distorted by the wind.
"Hahaha! I didn't expect a lady's bicycle to be so fast. I win, I've got this one. The Holy Grail is mine. I need to think about what to do after I get it. I've got it! I'll teach Sakura a lesson first. I'm the older brother, how dare she not respect me?" Shinji Matou laughed wildly.
Medusa: Kid, I heard you're pretty arrogant?
Suddenly, Medusa's car veered off course and plunged off the cliff.
It doesn't matter who has the Holy Grail; what matters to me is that it's not in your hands.
And just like that, the adorable Shinji Matou plunged straight down the cliff, which was dozens of meters high, and the strange sound was no longer clear whether it was crying or laughing.
"boom!"
The woman's bicycle exploded.
As for why the woman's bicycle exploded?
How do I know? What if Medusa dealt another hit with her Noble Phantasm?
Jin Shanshan whispered, "Women are terrifying."
"Yeah. No, wait, I'm a girl now. And you think I don't know that when you were king in ancient Babylon, you demanded that all newlywed girls give up their virginity? You were the one who was born first, weren't you?" Yamabuki Hanajin retorted.
Gilgamesh patted his head: "Who can remember things from thousands of years ago? Right. Aren't we in a race? The finish line is just ahead, isn't it? You're a step behind me now, the Holy Grail is definitely mine."
"Damn it, has the AE86 reached its limit?" Yamabuki Hanajin was unwilling to let the Holy Grail fall into someone else's hands, thinking that she would become the happiest person in the world after obtaining the Holy Grail.
I haven't become the happiest person, so why should others be happier than me?
Especially since the other party is a bastard who's all gold and shiny from head to toe?
"Don't underestimate me! I've been preparing for this Holy Grail War for a full ten years." Rin Tohsaka caught up at this moment.
All three are vying for the final championship.
Just as things were getting tense and exciting, a very cute child's voice suddenly rang in everyone's ears.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way~"
"Huh? Who's singing at this important moment?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked around curiously.
A cute little lion was seen rushing towards them at supersonic speed.
"What the hell!!!"
Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
How can a toy lion car run so fast? That doesn't make any sense at all!
But they soon found their answer: Shirou Emiya was holding a huge pile of coins and frantically tossing them into the little lion's car.
Emiya Shirou's face was filled with determination: "Saber, we have no way out. This is my last savings. If we lose... we'll be sleeping on the streets."
"Yes, I will never lose. Lion, if you truly are a lion, make your final charge!"
The tension of their three-person match suddenly turning into a four-person match.
"Hmph!" Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly sneered: "Today I'll teach you a lesson: sometimes the outcome of a match isn't determined by what happens during the match, but by what happens outside of it."
Everyone else was curious about what Yamabuki Hanajin meant by those words.
But soon, Yamabuki Hanajin proved her wisdom with her actions.
"This is my last bit of magic, projection!" Yamabuki Hanajin stretched his hand out of the car window, extending one hand forward.
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