Goblin Slayer quickly found the barbecue restaurant, which was surrounded by a large number of soldiers, making it impossible to see what was happening inside.
"Captain, what should we do if there are still hostages inside the store?" the soldier asked.
"It's unlikely we can protect the hostages in this situation. Give the order for a volley of arrows. We'll remember these two hostages properly!" With that, the captain gave the order, and a volley of arrows was fired.
Chapter 756 (Main Text 758) A Mature Goblin: From Birth to Cooking
Countless arrows flew towards the barbecue restaurant.
Goblin Slayer calmly assessed the soldiers' abilities.
"To launch an attack without fully understanding the situation is extremely reckless."
Just as Goblin Slayer was giving his evaluation, a cloud of liquid flew out of the barbecue restaurant, melting all the archers into a pool of water.
"It seems this thing is a strong acid liquid; even armor can't completely defend against it," Goblin Slayer said calmly.
"Hey you adventurer over there, what are you muttering about? We've got so many people dying here!" The captain couldn't help but curse.
What the hell is this monster? It's impossible to kill!
Goblin Slayer spoke frankly: "One of my companions has been captured by a monster, and I'm trying to find a way to rescue him. Could you tell me the whole story? After all, I'm a professional adventurer, specializing in dealing with monsters. Although the soldiers are well-equipped, they deal with people, so the focus is completely different. Maybe I have a way."
After thinking about it carefully, the captain realized that this made sense, and he could only recount all the information he knew from beginning to end.
A monster suddenly appeared in the inn, and the adventurers began to attack it. In less than five minutes, the monster killed hundreds of adventurers.
Then the soldiers joined the encirclement and suppression, but they also suffered heavy casualties.
Having heard this much from the other party, Goblin Slayer had a general understanding of the situation.
He swaggered in without taking any precautions.
The captain grabbed him in fright: "Are you crazy? That monster eats people."
Goblin Slayer stared at the captain through his helmet: "Have you ever seen it eat a person with your own eyes?"
The captain was speechless.
"But it has already killed many people."
Goblin Slayer said calmly, “In the wild, monsters can be roughly divided into two types. One type is extremely brutal. Even if you don't provoke it, it will attack humans in packs, slaughtering and plundering villages, stealing livestock and women, and turning men into food. Goblins are that kind of brutal beast. The other type of monster is very docile. Unless you attack it first, it will not harm any life other than its prey. According to your previous description, since this monster appeared, it has always been humans who have been attacking it. It has never attacked humans first. It can only be said that it was forced to retaliate. Otherwise, these soldiers would have been slaughtered long ago.”
The captain scratched his head, and it seemed to make sense.
"But... the fact that this monster can kill hundreds of people in just a few minutes shows just how ferocious it is..."
"Humans are like ants to it. People will crush ants when they get bitten, it's the same principle. I've already said, it's a very gentle creature. As long as you don't attack it first, it won't attack you. As for why it's in the barbecue restaurant? It must be because it's hungry." Goblin Slayer strode into the barbecue restaurant.
Sure enough, the priestess was still alive, but she was huddled in a corner trembling, looking very frightened.
There was also a barbecue restaurant owner nearby.
Although the two of them didn't seem to be in good spirits, they didn't suffer any real harm.
When the priestess saw her companion, a glimmer of light finally appeared in her eyes.
Yamabuki Hanajin was leisurely chewing on mutton.
I didn't mind when people came, as long as it didn't interfere with my meal.
Goblin Slayer calmed the priestess down a bit, then came to Yamabuki Hanajin and carefully examined the monster who had killed hundreds of elites in just a few minutes.
Goblin Slayer reached out and tore off a small strip from the roasted lamb, putting it in his mouth to confirm that it was lamb.
"Can you understand me? If you can, raise one finger." Goblin Slayer tried to communicate with the monster in front of him.
Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Goblin Slayer, a rare sight to see someone so emotionally stable.
I just woke up and wanted to eat, and these lunatics beat me up. I feel so wronged!
"1."
Yamabuki Hanakami extended one finger.
Goblin Slayer knew he was right; this monster was not only gentle but also communicative.
"I'm not one to lie. I'm here to do business with you. You should know there's a kind of monster in this world called goblins. Just yesterday, I discovered a large number of goblins. I can't possibly defeat hundreds of goblins by myself. I want to ask for your help. As long as you help me kill these goblins, you can have anything you want. If I have it, I'll even be your dinner." Goblin Slayer stared intently at Yamabuki Hanajin.
The goblin army appeared at the very farm where he was staying.
The best solution is to move as soon as possible.
But that place was his home with his childhood sweetheart, and his uncle would definitely go bankrupt if he lost the farm.
So, although my uncle is usually very cold, he still took me in after I lost my parents at a young age.
So Goblin Slayer is going to fight these goblins.
Even if the price is one's own life.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the young man in front of her. This young man... is there something wrong with his head?
However, when you think about how Goblin Slayer's family was destroyed by goblins, you can understand why. His village was attacked by goblins, his parents were killed and turned into food by goblins, and his sister was raped and killed by goblins. It's already very difficult for him to remain rational after experiencing all these things.
But since it's a transaction...
Yamabuki Hanajin pinched her chin and looked Goblin Slayer up and down. "What do you have that I can trade for you?"
As for turning you into a midnight snack...
Sorry, I don't eat people.
Wait a minute, Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly thought of something very interesting: although goblins look like humans, they are not related to humans at all.
As long as it's not human... then it's edible, right?
I just don't know what this stuff tastes like.
Goblin Slayer, do you even know how to cook goblins?
"system!"
"Yes, dear." The system expertly transmitted a book: *Goblin: From Birth to Cooking*.
Yamabuki Hanajin slammed the book down in front of Goblin Slayer.
Goblin Slayer only glanced at it briefly before being utterly horrified.
Looking at the various ways to eat goblins described in the book felt like opening the door to a new world.
Braised goblins, goblin sashimi, deep-fried goblins, grilled goblins, teppanyaki goblins, goblin fritters, braised goblins...
"You mean... to turn these goblins into food? You... you're a genius!" Goblin Slayer stared at Yamabuki Hanajin in shock.
How come I never thought of such a brilliant idea before?
Indeed, hatred can blind people.
This is live meat, this is precious food!
"Comrade! You must be my good comrade! Let's study how to make goblins together!" Goblin Slayer looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a sincere expression.
Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and placed her hand on Goblin Slayer's shoulder.
Actually, I didn't want to meddle, but he called me comrade!
Chapter 757 (Main Text 759) As everyone knows, the Alien Queen is a gentle and virtuous girl.
When the soldier captain saw Yamabuki Hanajin and Goblin Slayer come out together, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets. What was going on?
“I’ve already said, it’s a very docile creature. As long as I don’t attack, it won’t attack me,” Goblin Slayer said with great certainty.
"But...but she killed so many soldiers and adventurers." The soldier captain wanted revenge for his soldiers, so Goblin Slayer made way for him.
"If you want revenge now, that's perfectly fine. I won't interfere in your grudges," Goblin Slayer said calmly.
Faced with the terrifying power of the Alien Queen, all the soldiers were stunned. Continuing to fight would surely result in the annihilation of the entire army. Although avenging their comrades was important, their own survival was even more important.
“Captain, I think this adventurer is right. This monster only went on a killing spree to protect itself. We are the ones in the wrong. Let her go today, and we can talk about revenge later,” the soldier next to him said, trembling.
My brothers who fought alongside me, I will take good care of your wives and daughters, so go in peace.
"Ahem! Since you've put it that way, I'll spare his life today. Remember, this is to give you face; he absolutely cannot kill anyone again." The captain looked at Goblin Slayer.
"We're just partners, and I can't control whether someone will attack her. As it stands, everyone who attacked her has been killed. But as long as you don't provoke her, you're guaranteed to be safe from attack." Goblin Slayer pointed to his companions: "My friends are the best example; they spent several hours together and are completely unharmed."
With that, Goblin Slayer prepared to leave with Yamabuki Hanajin. After all, for Goblin Slayer, monsters didn't matter at all; what mattered most was being able to kill goblins together.
After walking a distance, Yamabuki Hanajin very politely turned around and waved goodbye to everyone. I am a good girl, of course I am very polite.
The captain was forced to wave goodbye. Goblin Slayer's prediction was right; this creature was indeed docile and even knew how to say goodbye. After Yamabuki Hanajin was completely out of sight, the captain said with a solemn expression, "Brothers, after a hard-fought battle, we have finally driven the monster out of the city. We have won and are returning in triumph!"
"Triumphant! Triumphant! Triumphant!"
The priestess whispered in Goblin Slayer's ear, "Are you sure this is okay? This is a monster, a real monster. Are we really going to use its power to defeat the goblins?"
She witnessed firsthand just how brutal this monster was; if it went berserk, it could kill many people in an instant.
Goblin Slayer nodded: "Don't worry, in my eyes she's as docile as a cat. If the people in the inn hadn't attacked her so rashly, she wouldn't have killed so many people."
The elf, whose presence had been practically nonexistent, muttered under her breath, "Didn't you guys even notice that I actually came along?"
The elf was very curious about what was under Goblin Slayer's helmet.
The adventurers outside the city turned green when they saw Yamabuki Hanajin strolling out leisurely.
"Hey Goblin Slayer, why are you two together? Don't tell me you raised this monster!" An adventurer looked at Yamabuki Hanajin in horror.
Goblin Slayer immediately explained, "No, we only have a temporary partnership. Tonight, a large group of goblins will appear on my ranch, and in order to find suitable combatants, I have already contacted this person."
Goblin Slayer probably doesn't know what to call Yamabuki Hanajin: "Mr. Monster?"
Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and slapped Goblin Slayer's helmet. "Ugh, I'm a real girl. In reality, some people would love to have an alien as a girlfriend."
"So you got the gender wrong! Ahem, I've already formed an alliance with this monster lady. Also, as long as you don't attack her, she won't attack you on her own. She's very docile, so you can all rest assured," Goblin Slayer said.
However, everyone except Goblin Slayer had the same expression.
I believe you.
Some people have personally witnessed Yamabuki Hanajin slap a string of people into mincemeat, but now they can't say that this monster lady isn't gentle. If this monster lady really isn't gentle, it will be fatal, in a physical sense.
"Anyone want to join me in goblin hunting? I'm planning a goblin barbecue party. I've never eaten goblin meat before, so I'd love to try it." Goblin Slayer looked at the adventurers.
"I knew you weren't normal either. How could an ordinary person ally with monsters and even eat goblins? Are you out of your mind?" the adventurer thought to himself.
But she still gave a gentle, fake smile: "I hope you have fun. I suddenly remembered I have other tasks, so I won't bother you any longer."
Goblin Slayer found the cowgirl in the crowd again: "Don't go back today. Stay in the city with your uncle. Here's the money. I'll come back to the city to find you after we deal with the goblin army."
Although the cowherd girl was very worried, she could only stay in the city obediently, knowing that she couldn't help much.
When Yamabuki Hanakami left, she waved goodbye to everyone very politely.
See, I'm a good boy.
And so, Goblin Slayer, Yamabuki Hanajiki, and the Elf Girl arrived at the ranch.
My uncle was packing things up when Goblin Slayer said that this place would soon be attacked by a large group of goblins, and my uncle had no doubts.
Goblin Slayer, he's an expert at hunting goblins. If he says it exists, then it definitely exists.
However, there are many cattle and a lot of grain here, making it almost impossible to move them within a day.
This is all my family's assets; if I abandon them, I'll starve in the future.
"Uncle, I'm back..." Goblin Slayer gently knocked on the door. As soon as his uncle came out, he saw something incredible.
A monster over four meters tall was waving at him very happily.
"Ouch!"
The uncle paused for two seconds, then said, "The little one is quite cute. Come in, but there's no hot tea."
"Didn't you say you were going to get reinforcements? What's the situation now?" Uncle asked calmly.
He and Goblin Slayer were not related by blood; he only allowed Goblin Slayer to stay in the house because of his niece.
"This is my reinforcement. Don't worry, no matter how many goblins come tonight, I'll take care of them. You can hide in the cellar, or you can go into the city if you're still worried," Goblin Slayer said calmly.
Without the slightest hesitation, the uncle shouldered his luggage and went straight into the city.
This world is absolutely insane! He's not afraid of being eaten by goblins; he's afraid of turning himself into a monster and being eaten!
Chapter 758 (Main Text 760) Goblin Barbecue Party
The barbecue restaurant owner looked at the ranch in front of him with a bewildered expression.
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