I have no problem with you guys coming to fight goblins, but why did you bring me along? I'm just a cook!
Yamabuki Hanajin had previously suggested cooking goblins, but it was unrealistic to ask her to cook. After a moment of deep thought, she decided to bring the owner of the barbecue restaurant directly. He was a professional chef, and the barbecue he made would surely be delicious.
"Um... can I go home now?" The barbecue restaurant owner raised his hand, trembling.
His response was the roar of the Alien Queen.
What will we do for the barbecue party tonight without you?
I personally picked you up and you're still not giving me face?
The barbecue restaurant owner coughed lightly, and upon hearing the other party's roar, he knew he had to give them face.
"Since that's the case, I'll just have to show you what it means to be the 'Barbecue Prince.' Back in the day, I was a man who made a name for myself through grilling." The barbecue restaurant owner patted his chest.
It's time to fight like a man.
Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed the barbecue restaurant owner and threw him into the cellar. After all, he was just a chef and couldn't be of any use in a fight. He could come out when the battlefield was cleaned up.
"Let me double-check, the number of goblins is definitely over a hundred, maybe even a hundred and fifty. Are you really sure?" Goblin Slayer looked at Yamabuki Hanajiki.
Yamabuki Hanakami gave himself a thumbs up.
You don't actually think goblins can defeat the Alien Queen, do you?
No matter what, the sisters are the most terrifying biological killers in the entire universe. No problem, we will win.
The priestess clutched her wand tightly in both hands; if she lost tonight, she might not be able to leave alive.
After much thought, she decided to prepare her last words.
And so it grew darker and darker.
As the last rays of sunlight disappeared, the monsters lurking in the darkness began to stir.
Those utterly depraved goblins have finally emerged.
The Goblin King stood at the very back of the procession, directing the army forward.
Leading the charge were fifty of the smallest goblins.
Don't underestimate them. Although goblins are small in size, they are extremely agile. In a one-on-one situation, an ordinary person without any professional training may not be able to defeat them.
"Be careful. Judging from this formation, the enemy has not only infantry but also cavalry." Goblin Slayer was carrying various weapons, ready to fight the goblins at any moment.
The goblin king was dressed in clothes similar to those of humans, as if he truly were a king.
"Charge! Turn the men into food, and take the women back to use as breeding machines. Take all the livestock and food! Charge! Aaaaaaah!"
The goblin king had just given the order when a heart-wrenching scream rang out.
An ordinary alien appeared beside him under the moonlight and bit off his head.
Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a crooked smile reminiscent of the Dragon King, "You don't think you're the only one who can summon minions, do you?"
Do you know that my penis can be produced at any time?
At this moment, the fifty goblins at the forefront had already made contact with Yamabuki Hanajin.
In just a moment, these little goblins were smashed into a pulp.
For an ordinary goblin to face a four-meter-tall alien queen is like trying to fight a tank while riding a bicycle.
Is this reasonable? This is completely unreasonable.
Originally thinking that the battle would turn into a one-sided massacre, Yamabuki Hanajin hadn't forgotten about the goblin barbecue party. She deliberately killed the goblins but didn't mince them into meat paste, making it easier to barbecue them.
At the same time, aliens were summoned one by one.
"Children, go and fetch the food back for your mother!" At Yamabuki Hanajin's command, the aliens surged forward like a black tide.
"Mr. Goblin Slayer, it seems some terrible monster has crawled out." The Priestess realized that she had no way to intervene.
On the battlefield, blood and flesh flew everywhere, and the difference between goblins and the Alien Queen could not be made up for by sheer numbers.
And it was only then that the goblins realized that their leader had been killed at some point, his head bitten to pieces.
He himself fell into a huge encirclement.
After the morale of the goblins at the front collapsed, the goblins behind them began to run away frantically.
As everyone knows, goblins are pitiful, weak, and helpless creatures, easily becoming food for other monsters.
Goblin Slayer watched quietly from the sidelines, having no opportunity to make a move.
But not all goblins are weak; for example, there are legendary goblin heroes.
These goblins are very tall and can kill a human knight with a single blow.
These goblins are incredibly powerful, and correspondingly, their flesh is much firmer.
This goblin hero was preparing to launch a sneak attack. In his eyes, ordinary goblins were just cannon fodder; he didn't care how many died, as long as he was alive.
Having weathered countless storms, how did I end up in a place like this? This is merely a stepping stone on my road to success.
"Paji!"
Yamabuki Hanajin slapped the Goblin Hero to death. That goblin was really big; it must have tasted really good.
During the alien massacre, more than a hundred goblins were wiped out in less than ten minutes, leaving behind only corpses scattered on the ground.
Then came the promised barbecue. To make sure all the goblins were dead, Yamabuki Hanajin ordered her alien minions to bite off the goblins' heads.
Goblin Slayer gives a thumbs up: "You know how to finish off enemies, you're really professional."
And so, an unprecedented goblin barbecue party began, with the barbecue restaurant owner skewering goblins on the grill and roasting them slowly.
Finally, after it was baked, Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't wait to take a bite.
Everyone waited for Yamabuki Hanajin's reaction. After taking a bite, Yamabuki Hanajin finally understood why goblins reproduced so quickly, but no one liked to eat goblins anymore.
This stuff doesn't taste good at all; it has a weird flavor.
But after eating it, the barbecue restaurant owner came to a different conclusion: "Although goblin meat tastes a bit strange, as long as it is marinated with enough spices, the odor can be removed. I feel that the texture of this thing is a bit like chicken. Hey buddy, I heard that you specialize in hunting goblins, right? Do you want to cooperate with me? You are responsible for hunting goblins, and I am responsible for grilling goblins. Let's grow bigger and stronger and create new glories."
Goblin Slayer extended his hand without hesitation: "Pleasure doing business with you."
If goblin meat really becomes fashionable, then more and more people will hunt goblins, and the number of goblins will decrease.
Wouldn't that complete my plan to take revenge on the goblins?
Only the elf girl stood by, tears streaming down her face: "I'm a vegetarian, do you have any vegetables to grill for me?"
Chapter 759 (Main Text 761) The Warrior of the Stick...The Record of His Rise to Fame?
new world.
What is another world like?
Everyone's experience of another world is different.
For ordinary people in this other world, all they do is plant crops, harvest vegetables, and wait for the Demon King to descend, knowing that a hero will always appear eventually.
For transmigrators with cheat codes, the other world is just a game; they can show off, slap faces, collect girls, and live a life like an overpowered protagonist.
But for humans, the experience of another world is simply terrible.
Natsuki Subaru is the best example, tormented to the point of near death. Of course, today's story isn't about Natsuki Subaru, but about another adorable boy.
The boy's name was Kayal.
You might not be familiar with this name, but most people should have heard of his title.
The renowned Healer.
He once starred in "The Rising of the Stick Hero", playing the male lead.
Of course, all of the above is a joke. Kayal, the male protagonist of "The Reincarnation Warlock's Reboot Life".
It was a disaster in the early stages.
Originally, Kaiyal was just an ordinary farmer living a normal life in his village. But when the Demon King arrived, the entire country was mobilized, and everyone had to undergo an ability test. Unexpectedly, Kaiyal showed the potential to become a hero.
And so, the boy caught the eye of the beautiful princess and was taken to the palace for a aptitude test.
Before this, there had already been three heroes.
They are the kingdom's eldest princess, the girl who brought Kerriel to the palace, and Freya, the hero of magic.
The other two are the Sword Hero and the Cannon Hero. In short, all three of them are very powerful fighters. However, when it came time to test Kayal's abilities, it was discovered that Kayal was actually the most useless Healing Hero, with no fighting ability and only able to use healing magic.
As a result, he was looked down upon by his three teammates.
Therefore, the people in this other world have no idea how important healers are in the game.
If all you get is a humiliation and being kicked out of the group, then living a slower life from then on isn't such a big deal.
This can only be described as a very standard story of a loser's rise to success.
But the damage these three heroes inflicted on Kyal went far beyond that.
First, Kyal's healing ability is an absolute healing that ignores any negative status, but the pain suffered by the target after the injury is healed will be transferred to Kyal.
This made Kyal very resentful of using his abilities to heal others.
As a result, in order to better control Kaiyal's abilities, Freya had an addictive poison made to forcibly control Kaiyal, and during this time she subjected Kaiyal to insane humiliation and abuse.
Although the Sword Hero is a woman, she has always secretly loved Princess Freya and wanted to become Freya's dog. However, the dog's position was taken by Kaiyar, so she would abuse Kaiyar from time to time.
The most outrageous one was the Cannon Warrior, a muscular man who fell in love with Kaiyal and frequently did unspeakable things to him. Kaiyal lived in this hellish life for four years.
Until one day, he developed a poison resistance, becoming immune to the princess's poison. At the most crucial moment, he killed the Demon King ahead of time, used the Demon King's magic crystal to make a wish, and returned to four years ago.
If we switched roles, I would show you what cruelty is.
And so, the hero, reborn from the ashes, prepared for revenge.
Will the story really unfold that simply?
Kyal did indeed return to four years prior, but the story's trajectory didn't change much. The princess still came to the village and took him away, and Kyal awakened his healing abilities once more, only to be given an addictive poison by the princess again.
However, this time Kyal came prepared. He ate a large number of poisonous mushrooms before drinking the poison to give his body enough resistance to the poison, so the poison had no effect on him.
His healing ability has a unique feature: after healing someone, he can replicate that person's experience and skills. In other words, as long as he heals enough people, he can become an extremely powerful warrior.
For the sake of revenge, Kyal has been holding back his anger.
He's waiting for the perfect moment.
"Squeak!"
The sound of the cell door being opened rang out, and Freya, dressed in a gorgeous princess dress and expensive high heels, came to stand before Kaiyar.
It was time to walk the dog again. Freya held a leash and led Kyal on a leisurely stroll around the palace.
The people in the palace were used to this scene.
To them, Kyary was no different from a dog.
"Oh dear! Your shoes are dirty! Kyal, lick them clean." Freya lifted her foot, and Kyal, seemingly used to such abuse, immediately rushed over and licked the shoes clean.
The swordsman standing nearby gritted his teeth in anger.
That bastard dared to steal my spot.
I really want to lick Princess's shoes too.
So, do people in your world play such perverted games?
The Cannon Warrior beside him stared intently at Kyal's buttocks, a chillingly eerie smile on his face.
However, no one noticed that although Kyal's movements were humble, his eyes were extremely sharp.
He had already calculated the timing; this afternoon, the king would leave the palace for something very important, and this was the perfect opportunity.
If we're talking about who's the strongest in this country, it's definitely the king.
Kyal had previously exchanged for the all-seeing magic eye, which allowed him to easily see through everyone's attributes; the king's strength was simply monstrous.
Even if he replicated the power of many more people, he still couldn't defeat the king.
Therefore, revenge must wait until the king leaves.
And so, early this morning was the perfect time for revenge.
Four years. Do you know how I got through those four years?
I will repay you for all the humiliation I have suffered over the past four years. I will make you feel what despair is. I will make you, you vile woman, destroy your own country with your own hands.
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