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Although she loves cute little animals, she simply doesn't have time to keep them because of her studies and relationship.

Hayasaka Ai sighed softly: "Miss, please take off your clothes and I'll help you wash them. If it's from a wild animal, it might have bacteria, and even with a pet, there's no guarantee it hasn't been vaccinated."

She truly lives up to her reputation as a cautious maid.

Kaguya Shinomiya had no choice but to take off her outer garment as instructed, and just then, a very strange sound came from under the covers.

Both girls' eyes were fixed on the blankets.

"Young lady? Are you sure this isn't your pet?" Hayasaka Ai asked again.

“Absolutely not!” Kaguya Shinomiya exclaimed.

Hayasaka Ai pulled out a baseball bat from somewhere and watched the movements inside the blankets warily.

"Young lady, please pull back the covers, and then I'll hit you with this stick. No matter what you are, even if it's a snake, I'll smash its brains out!" Hayasaka Ai said calmly.

Kaguya Shinomiya trembled as she clutched the corner of the blanket, then suddenly exerted force and yanked the blanket off the bed.

Just as Hayasaka Ai was about to bring down the iron rod of punishment, Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly shouted, "Wait!"

Hayasaka Ai stared blankly at her young mistress.

What was lying in the blanket was not a snake, but an incredibly cute fox.

"Hmm? Miss, are you sure this isn't your pet? This is clearly a domesticated animal, and it even has a bell around its neck." Hayasaka Ai looked at her young mistress with suspicion.

It's fine to keep pets, since you'll have to take care of them yourself in the end anyway.

My young lady seems like a top student, but in reality, she's incredibly clueless in many ways.

Without my attentive care, the young lady probably wouldn't have survived even a week.

"This is so cute! I can guarantee that this is definitely not my pet, but why is it in my bed?" Kaguya Shinomiya reached out and picked up the fox.

"Hayasaka, go get something to eat. What do foxes like to eat? I think it's strawberries or apples?" Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes shone.

Hayasaka Ai replied expressionlessly, "Young lady, foxes eat meat."

"Then go get some meat to eat. Whose pet is this? Where do you live? Do you want me to take you home? Or do you want to stay with me?" Kaguya Shinomiya held the little fox up in her hand and then pressed it against her face.

Hayasaka Ai remained remarkably calm; despite being the heiress of a wealthy family, she was essentially just an ordinary girl.

"Miss, please take a shower quickly. I'll go prepare breakfast. Hurry up, or we'll be late. Also, I'll have this fox checked again to make sure it's disease-free, then get it vaccinated and spayed. If you'd like to keep it, you can keep it at home." Hayasaka Ai looked at her young mistress.

Although her profession is a maid, she actually cares for her like a mother.

I raised this child myself.

When the fox opened its eyes, it found itself lying on the dining table.

"This is... stewing me?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked around and found a girl staring at her with a smile.

Seeing the other person's expression, Yamabuki Hanajin's lips curled into a strange smile.

Shinomiya Kaguya.

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

I don't know why the comic's name is so long.

In short, I almost died laughing when I watched Yamabuki Hanakami.

Actually, the plot of this comic is very simple: a love story between two arrogant and silly people.

Also known as: How to stay single when you are mutually attracted to each other.

"She's awake! She's awake!" Kaguya Shinomiya exclaimed excitedly.

Although Hayasaka Ai was a maid, she was in no way inferior to her mistress in terms of presence: "Miss, please eat quickly, there's not much time left. I'll take care of the pet. First, we need to get him vaccinated, then we'll get him spayed..."

Yamabuki Hanakami shuddered.

What grudge do we hold against each other? How could you treat me with such cruelty?

"Who am I today? Why did I turn into a fox? What kinds of foxes are there in the world of anime?" Yamabuki Hanajin thought and thought, but found that there were just too many fox fairy girls and handsome guys in the world of anime, and she couldn't think of any at all.

"Could it be... that I've turned into the legendary thief fox demon Kurama today?" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately looked at his claws.

That was a rare, divine figure in early comics.

Regardless of his personality or abilities, he's undeniably handsome beyond compare.

However, the fox demon Kurama should be a white fox, but his fur is obviously yellow, and he also wears a large bell around his neck.

After guessing and guessing but still not figuring it out, Yamabuki Hanakami could only raise her paw, open today's system interface, and check her identity.

Name: Yamabuki Hanakami (Gugure! Kokkuri-san)

Gender: Unknown (can be male or female; fox spirits do not have a fixed gender)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (How can a cute fox not have an ahoge?).

Identity: Once a local deity, but turned into a monster due to a lack of believers, though still retains some wish-granting abilities.

Household chores: Omnipotent (There's no chore that Gugan-san can't do)

Transformation: Do you prefer handsome boys or gentle, sweet older sisters? Gugure can freely change gender! However, when she was a girl, her kind personality and exceptional housework skills led to so many marriage proposals that she finally decided to become a boy in a fit of anger.

Note: Cute girl, do you also want to be thanked by a fox?

Chapter 783 (Main Text 786) Today I am Kokkuri-san, and also a love consultant.

Yamabuki Hanajin cleared her throat: "My lovely girl, it's fate that we met. I can grant you one wish. Tell me!"

Kaguya Shinomiya and Ai Hayasaka were both taken aback.

"Young Miss, is that you speaking?"

"No, no, no, I've been eating the whole time. You can't talk while you're eating. That's a family rule!" Kaguya Shinomiya said, holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other.

“But we both heard the sound at the same time, which means it wasn’t our hallucination.” Hayasaka Ai pondered, stroking her chin.

Just then, both girls turned their gaze to the fox.

"That's right, this is it, lovely girl! I am the legendary fox spirit, I can grant your wishes, open your heart and make a wish to me." Yamabuki Hanajin spread her arms wide with great smugness.

Kaguya Shinomiya silently pulled a black gold bank card from her pocket: "Tell me your wish. With my family's wealth, there's nothing in this world that can't be fulfilled."

Yamabuki Hanajin stared at the girl in front of her with a look of horror. Could this be the legendary rich woman?

These black gold bank cards are sold in limited quantities worldwide, and it's said that you could even buy a tank with them.

"Ahem, young lady, you really underestimate me. I am a god. Mortal money is useless to me. Moreover, I can see into your heart. I know what's troubling you. Is it because of... boys?" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately took advantage of her knowledge of the plot.

Kaguya Shinomiya almost spat out the milk in her mouth.

Her face flushed red as she shouted, "Absolutely not! How could there possibly be a man in this world worthy of me? You fox, don't talk nonsense..."

"Young lady, you're in great spirits. As the saying goes, a wise person doesn't fall in love, and it's best to stay away from men. I'll discuss it with the Old Man of the Moon and have him cut the red thread between your feet and Shirogane Yuuki's. From now on, you two will be strangers. Congratulations! Congratulations!"

Kaguya Shinomiya almost coughed up blood.

How does this fox know so much?

Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Shinomiya Kaguya with a bewildered expression.

You little brat, I can't handle you.

"What else do you... what else do you know?" Kaguya Shinomiya leaned closer and asked quietly.

"You have a crush on her! You're such a tsundere! Tsunderes don't deserve love!"

Every word was like a sharp sword piercing Kaguya Shinomiya's heart.

"Fox, let's both die!" Kaguya Shinomiya gritted her teeth and charged forward with a knife and fork, but Ai Hayasaka skillfully blocked her young lady's path.

"Young Miss, if the other party really is a fox spirit, how about we listen to their opinion? It might be beneficial?" Hayasaka Ai appeared very calm.

"Young lady! What do you take love for? If you like him, hurry up and make your move to win him over. Otherwise, one day the ripe fruit will be picked by someone else!" Yamabuki Hanajin coaxed patiently: "You can make a wish to me, and I will help you win over this man."

Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes suddenly turned terrifying.

She crawled over like Sadako, her face pressed tightly against Yamabuki Hanajin: "If you can get the student council president to confess to me, I'll offer any kind of tribute. Do you want my flesh and blood or my soul? Or perhaps the life of a young girl? I have a good friend named Fujiwara Chika, I can introduce her to you."

Yamabuki Hanajin coughed twice. "You call this a good sister? Should I redefine what a good sister is?"

"Ahem, I'm not that kind of frivolous fox spirit. I'm a good fox spirit who helps people fulfill their wishes. Alright, let me use my magic to help you. As the saying goes, familiarity breeds affection. Giving two people a chance to be alone together is the most likely way to improve their relationship. Who knows, maybe some unspeakable things will even happen..." Yamabuki Hanajin struck a pose like a seasoned pro.

"Wait a minute!!! What do you mean by 'indescribable things'? Can you please explain beforehand? I feel like things are taking a strange turn." Kaguya Shinomiya's face was like a boiling kettle, with steam rising from it.

Yamabuki Hanajin was silent for a moment, then looked at Hayasaka Ai beside her: "Your young lady should be a high school student, right? In this information age, she should be able to learn a lot of things in advance, right? Why don't you even know the most basic knowledge about sex? And why are you so shy? I have no choice but to teach you a lesson!"

Yamabuki Hanajin pulled out a blackboard from somewhere: "The so-called indescribable things between adults: it's when two people's emotions reach their limit, then they start to have sex, then the boy's penis enters the girl's vagina, then the two of them have sex, and finally you'll find that you feel very... well, and not long after, you'll find that you have a baby, and then the whole family lives happily ever after..."

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin realized that Shinomiya Kaguya was missing. Looking down, she saw that Shinomiya Kaguya's brain was practically smoking from CPU overload.

This news was too shocking for her.

Yamabuki Hanajin glanced back at the simple line drawing that was the same as Rukia's and said, "Is your reaction really that big?"

I drew it so cutely.

Are all the young ladies in anime too innocent?

"In short, that's the situation. I've already drawn up a battle plan for you. Battle Plan 1: The Great Solo Operation in the Movie Theater."

Kaguya Shinomiya crawled out from under the table with great difficulty: "Wait a minute, I have something to say. Isn't this a bit too high-end? I can't handle it. Can we start with a simple date? Who starts thinking about having babies right away?"

"Hmm! Indeed, childbirth is too difficult for a girl of your level. How about we lower the difficulty a bit and have him take your hand first?" Yamabuki Hanajin, with an absolutely amusing mindset, began to devise a plan.

Kaguya Shinomiya looked at her right hand with trembling eyes. To let the president take her hand so willingly... this is just too much!

"You'd better think this through! Although Shirogane Miyuki's family isn't very well-off, he's quite good-looking and excels in all aspects. There must be quite a few girls who like him, right? If you don't take the initiative, someone else will pluck this fruit sooner or later. Don't come crying to me then!" Yamabuki Hanajin squinted and grinned mischievously.

"Okay! Holding hands it is! This difficulty is still within the range of consideration! But... how can I get the president to take my hand?" Kaguya Shinomiya had spent a full six months without success.

"This brings us to my battle plan: the movie theater operation. As we all know, a man and a woman alone in a dimly lit environment are more likely to exude hormones, especially when watching a romance movie. Since you're so rich, why not just book the entire theater for the two of you? That way, it'll just be the two of you! How about that? Isn't the plan perfect?"

Chapter 784 (Main Text 787) Fujiwara Chika is watching the drama unfold.

Hayasaka Ai stared at the fox who claimed to be a fox spirit.

Could she really be the goddess of love in ancient Greece?

How could someone come up with such a despicable trick?

But Kaguya Shinomiya still hesitated: "Booking the entire movie theater is no problem, but how do I get the tickets to the president? Am I supposed to deliver them myself? Wouldn't that mean I've lost?"

In a relationship, the one who confesses first is the loser.

Both of them are stubborn and proud, and they both want the other to confess first.

"She'll definitely fall in love with a man as outstanding as me!"

"He'll definitely fall in love with a woman as wonderful as me!"

And so, what could have been a simple plot that could have been resolved in five minutes, they managed to create dozens of episodes of anime.

"Hmph, I already thought of that. You just mentioned a good friend named Fujiwara Chika. You could secretly arrange for her to win the lottery, but her family is very strict and doesn't allow movie tickets. She'll definitely give the tickets to both of you. Isn't that the opportunity? Of course, if you want to be more proactive, I can change the romance movie to a horror movie. The moment the scary scene appears, you'll have a reason to approach him!" Yamabuki Hanajin said.

"No way! Damn it! I have to make him confess to me first! That's the only way to win!" Kaguya Shinomiya clenched her little fists tightly.

Yamabuki Hanakami sighed deeply, "It seems you still don't know who your enemy is."

If I were a boy, wouldn't I like Fujiwara Chika?

Isn't Hayasaka Ai great?

Isn't silver jewel appealing?

What did you say? Orthopedics? So what if my leg gets broken?

These are all formidable competitors.

While arrogance may still be appealing in this era, it's not as appealing as it used to be.

After all, few girls can rival Asuka and Misaka Mikoto in terms of being tsundere.

These two girls are risking their lives.

You are completely unaware of your own strengths.

You've clearly gained the upper hand, and you could take down your opponent with just one basic attack, but instead you're stuck here casting your ultimate skill bar, which is practically infinitely long.

"Alright, I got it. Now that I've become your love advisor, just watch how I perform. Even if this plan fails, I have a backup plan, so go ahead and do it without worry, girl!"

And so, Kaguya Shinomiya arrived at the school.