She instantly transformed into an ice sculpture beauty.
Of course, the difference between ice sculptures and sand sculptures is just a matter of perspective.
In the student council office, Shirogane Miyuki, as the student council president, is reviewing documents.
His grades have consistently ranked first in the entire grade, and he is very popular among his classmates.
but……
"What's wrong with Shinomiya today? He's been staring at me with a cold smile. Did I do something stupid? Or is there something on my face? Why is that smile so sinister?" Shirogane Miyuki secretly took a small mirror to check his face and made sure there was nothing on his cheeks.
What's going on? Why are you laughing? And why are you laughing so horribly?
Seemingly as steady as a rock, but actually panicking like crazy.
"Go! Don't be a coward, go for it! As long as you go for it, you win!" Yamabuki Hanajin watched the excitement from a distance.
The movie tickets are in place, the movie theater is in place, and now it's up to Kaguya Shinomiya to improvise.
as well as……
"Do you two want to go see a movie? I just made some tickets! Two tickets! Unfortunately, my parents won't let me go! So I can only give them to you two!" Fujiwara Chika happily took out two movie tickets.
When Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya saw the movie tickets, they froze on the spot.
"What the hell is this?"
Fujiwara Chika was holding two movie tickets; the movie was titled "Extremely Gory and Horrible, Zombie Carnage in Progress."
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
The entire office fell into a deathly silence.
"Why would that fox order this kind of movie? Couldn't you have done some research beforehand? Watching this kind of movie will give you nightmares!" Kaguya Shinomiya crossed her arms over her shoulders.
"Girl! That's what you don't understand. When do men feel most accomplished? It's when they see a girl scared or hurt; their protective instincts kick in. Imagine, in a dimly lit movie theater, you're trembling with fear watching a gory film, and if this man stands next to you and does nothing... Break up with him, he's not in love anymore. If he had even a little bit of interest in you, he would definitely hold your hand, or at least offer some words of comfort. Isn't that exactly what you want?" Yamabuki Hanajin felt like one of those dating experts from Date A Live.
Kaguya Shinomiya suddenly realized.
"I see! I see! You truly are the goddess who controls love, able to so easily grasp the mindset of both of us! As expected of you! Now all I need to do is get the president to invite me to the movies, and I'll have a sure win!" Kaguya Shinomiya remained outwardly calm, but inwardly she was overjoyed.
When Kaguya Shinomiya looked up, she found Miyuki Shirogane with a livid face and his fists clenched tightly.
"Oh no! Oh no! Why did it have to be a horror movie? This is my worst subject. If it were a movie of other genres, I could try inviting her. If she questioned my motives, I could say, 'I just casually invited you. Whether you want to go to the movies with me or not is up to you.' That way, I would have complete control. If she came, it would mean she likes me! But it has to be a horror movie!" Cold sweat trickled down Shirogane Miyuki's forehead.
I have encountered the biggest crisis of my life.
Kaguya Shinomiya stared at Miyuki Shirogane, wondering why his reaction was different from what she had imagined.
"Oh no, she's looking over here. She must be doubting my courage. Saying I don't like horror movies in front of a girl... that's too embarrassing, isn't it? If I admit it, she'll definitely make a huge fuss about it, and I'll lose all face." Shirogane Miyuki's brain started working frantically.
"No, we absolutely can't back down now. We have to take the initiative and sincerely invite her. I'm going to take a gamble; I bet you don't dare watch horror movies either!" Shirogane Miyuki stared at Shinomiya Kaguya.
"Oh no, why is the president looking at me like that? Did he see through my plan? This is a plan devised by the fox spirit! What if he directly invites me? If I accept, won't I lose?" Kaguya Shinomiya stared silently at Miyuki Shirogane.
Fujiwara Chika was eating watermelon next to her.
These two are so interesting.
Whoever takes the initiative first loses, but if no one initiates the fight, nothing can develop from there.
Just as the two of them were working their CPUs at full speed, Fujiwara Chika suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"Don't you two like horror movies? I have lots of movie tickets here, romance, action, comedy, documentaries, war movies... whatever kind of movie you like, I have it all! Pick one you like!" Fujiwara Chika said with a smile, her eyes narrowed.
Chapter 785 (Main Text 788) Kaguya Shinomiya's Plastic Sisterhood
Because these two people's brains are already using up all their computing power to think about the current problem.
But now a second problem has suddenly emerged.
This caused both of their CPUs to overload, and they collapsed onto the table with a thud.
"I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out."
"This question is too difficult! It's too difficult, I can't do it!"
Fujiwara Chika held a melon in her hand, eating it while watching the two of them.
"Ding dong ding dong"
The school bell rang.
"I have to go to class now. You two can continue arguing about which movie to watch. See you at lunchtime." Fujiwara Chika waved to the two of them with a smile and ran off happily.
"Fox spirit, come out right now!" Kaguya Shinomiya shouted as she entered a quiet corner.
Yamabuki Hanakami appeared leisurely in front of her.
"The plan failed! The plan failed completely! How could this happen? I calculated it perfectly. As long as we went to the movies together, he would definitely grab my hand under my cute charm. But... we didn't even manage to go to the movies!" Kaguya Shinomiya knelt on the ground, looking utterly dejected.
The guild leader's skill level is simply too high; it's impossible to defeat him easily.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the two arrogant tsundere girls with a headache.
"Kaguya, do you know what the prerequisite for doing business is? It's capital. How can you expect a return without investing first? It's the same with love. If you want to take the initiative, you have to make the first move. You're dreaming if you think you can take the initiative while remaining inactive. Just invite him to the movies without hesitation, even the scariest horror movie. He'll definitely go for the sake of his male pride." Yamabuki Hanajin said with exasperation.
"As long as we lure Shirogane to the movie theater, he'll be our prey. We can do whatever we want with him. I can even arrange a whole package of food, drinks, and entertainment for you, so you can easily win him over. Sigh! It's all predestined. I think I'll just have the Old Man of the Moon cut the red string off your ankle and tie it to Wangcai instead." Yamabuki Hanajin sighed.
"Pfft!"
Kaguya Shinomiya immediately rushed over and hugged Hanako Yamabuki: "Absolutely not! How can it end before the president and I have even started? I beg you, please think of another way."
Looking at the adorable girl before him, Yamabuki Hanajin gently patted her head with her fox paw: "Since you've put it that way, I have no choice but to reveal my trump card. Do you know what kind of girl a man can't resist?"
Shinomiya Kaguya shook her head.
She's an absolute novice when it comes to dating.
"To win a man's heart, you must first win his stomach. A girl who can cook is a plus in any man's eyes. Imagine how touched he would be if you could make a perfect bento box for him? Remember, you're already quite good enough. What you need to do isn't to raise your standards even higher, but to bring the two of you closer to balance. Delicious food is the best choice; everyone needs to eat." Yamabuki Hanajin immediately devised a new plan.
Kaguya Shinomiya nodded solemnly beside her, "I see, I've learned something."
"By the way, never be like that idiot who let her win a man's heart through his stomach, only to end up cutting open her husband's stomach and making it into a kite to fly away..." Yamabuki Hanajin whispered.
"No, no, I'm a high-IQ girl, how could I be so stupid? Right, it'll be lunchtime soon, and it's too late to use the school kitchen..." Kaguya Shinomiya racked her brains.
"There's definitely no time for lunch today. Call the chef at home and have them prepare something for you. The two of you can eat and chat, and the atmosphere will naturally warm up. Of course, if you want to use something more drastic, you can put some drugs in his food. After he finishes eating, just drag him away..."
"Stop! Why do I feel like you're getting more and more absurd? Are you really a legitimate fox spirit?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked.
"Of course I'm a legitimate fox spirit, the kind with a license," Yamabuki Hanajin said proudly. "Call home right now and have your chef prepare your lunchbox."
“No problem, I’ll prepare a very lavish feast.” Kaguya Shinomiya felt confident of victory.
Yamabuki Hanakami breathed a long sigh of relief. "I refuse to believe I can't take down this brat this time."
I've navigated countless romantic encounters across the world and never lost.
First there was Asuka, then Makima, and I've tamed them all.
So what if I'm arrogant? I'm just arrogant because I haven't met anyone like that yet.
Yamabuki Hanajin lay on a tree not far away, quietly watching the development of the two.
"Oh? There's a cute little fox here!"
When Yamabuki Hanajin turned around, she saw that Fujiwara Chika was under the tree, smiling at her, and even reaching out her sinister hand to her.
Yamabuki Hanajin hesitated for a moment, then threw herself into Fujiwara Chika's arms.
I can't help it, I still prefer to sleep in soft places.
Although Fujiwara Chika and Shinomiya Kaguya are the same age, their development is on completely different levels.
It's like comparing a level 18 Riven to a level 4 Annie.
A world of difference.
How could I possibly miss such a great opportunity?
"So cute! It's almost lunchtime, how about I take you to eat something delicious?" Fujiwara Chika happily hugged Yamabuki Hanajin.
At this moment, Kaguya Shinomiya looked confident of victory.
"Appetite is an invincible desire for humans. When you see my bento, you'll definitely be very envious, right? Don't be shy, feel free to fawn over me, I'll be very generous!" A satisfied smile appeared on Kaguya Shinomiya's face.
Yamabuki Hanajin was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.
And just like that, lunchtime arrived.
Fujiwara Chika and Shirogane Miyuki took out their lunches at the same time.
The two lunches were very standard student lunches.
"What's in the president's bento box? Let me see! Hamburger patties, cherry tomatoes, dried seaweed, octopus sausage, and miso soup! It looks so delicious!" Fujiwara Chika's eyes sparkled.
"If you want some, I can give you a hamburger patty, and you can have these two extra sausages too," said Shirogane Miyuki with a gentle expression.
"Crack!"
Something seems to be broken.
The three of them turned around and saw that it was Kaguya Shinomiya's rationality.
"Why is this happening? Why is this happening? The president is actually sharing a bento box with Fujiwara Chika? Why is this happening? Woman, no, you're just a beast who looks like a human! From today onwards, our sisterhood ends here, let's break off our friendship!" Kaguya Shinomiya exuded an astonishing killing intent.
"Little fox, here's a sausage for you." Fujiwara Chika was completely unaware of the murderous intent.
The murderous aura behind them intensified!
Even a fox is doing better than me! Wait, a fox?
Chapter 786 (Main Text 789) Girl, Win a Man's Heart Through His Stomach
Kaguya Shinomiya stared intently at the fox in front of her.
Yamabuki Hanajin tilted her head and stared at Shinomiya Kaguya, then smiled.
This is the sausage you've been dreaming of! I got to eat it, but you didn't!
Kaguya Shinomiya snapped her chopsticks in half with a snap. Being mocked by other women was one thing, but to be mocked by a fox?
At that moment, Fujiwara Chika looked at her best friend with a smile and asked, "Kaguya-san, why aren't you eating? Aren't you hungry?"
Kaguya Shinomiya clenched her fists so tightly they cracked. This woman had gotten a good deal and was still acting innocent. It was just an octopus sausage. Maybe she should hire an assassin to take care of her tonight!
Fujiwara Chika had no idea that she had just gone through a brush with death.
"Ah! It's like this, the chef at home is a bit busy today, my bento will be delivered soon." Kaguya Shinomiya had a very kind smile on her face, completely revealing nothing of her thoughts. Women are truly terrifying!
"This fox is so cute, can I pet it?" Kaguya Shinomiya grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin and pulled it directly into her arms.
"Cute little fox, if your methods don't work, believe me, I'll stew you tonight!" Kaguya Shinomiya exuded an extremely terrifying killing intent.
Yamabuki Hanakami stared at her silently: "I don't believe it."
If you were truly capable, you would have already taken down Silver Imperial, and you wouldn't need me here offering advice.
Just then, there was a knock on the office door.
"Miss, your lunchbox has been delivered. My apologies."
Several people walked in from outside, all wearing shiny black suits. The one in the middle was dressed as a chef and had a tall hat on his head.
"Young lady, you just said you wanted the bento box to be more lavish. I went to great lengths to make it!" the chef said proudly.
He then clapped his hands lightly, and four men in black suits immediately carried in a table, while a maid unfolded the tablecloth and set out vases and tableware.
"This is the finest lobster, the most expensive caviar in all of Europe, Australian double-headed abalone, and a whole king crab."
"The above are just seafood. To ensure a balanced diet, I also grilled steak and served it with purple cabbage salad."
"A main course is also essential: white rice with a soft-boiled egg, along with the prepared sauce and freshly squeezed juice. If that's not enough, just tell me, and there's nothing in this world I can't cook. Whether it flies in the sky, swims in the water, or runs on the ground, just put the ingredients in front of me, and I can make the most perfect dish for you." The chef said with a proud look.
Kaguya-sama stopped thinking.
All I want is a simple meal, right?
Why are there so many outrageous things happening?
Those two people over there are giving me weird looks. Do they think I'm some kind of weirdo?
"I asked you to prepare the food to shorten the distance between you and Shirogane. Look at Shirogane's eyes. I feel like the distance between you two right now is like one of you standing on Earth and the other standing outside the universe," Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself.
It's common for people to share food when they eat together.
But this is on the premise that everyone's lunch is of similar quality.
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