For example, I can substitute an eggplant with a potato, and there won't be any problem.
But trading potatoes for lobsters? Sorry, even I don't have that kind of shamelessness.
This person is completely beyond saving.
"Young lady, I'm going back now. I'll have the Old Man of the Moon untie the rope from your feet and tie it to Husky Mountain." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kaguya-sama very seriously.
"No! I admit it was my mistake. Can you think of another way? You haven't eaten yet, have you? Let's sit down and eat together. And Shirogane-san and Fujiwara-san too." Kaguya Shinomiya looked up at Miyuki Shirogane with difficulty.
Shirogane Miyuki's face turned ashen. Is this the difference between a chaebol heiress and me? This lunch probably costs as much as my food expenses for a month! Are you trying to prove your dominance by flaunting your wealth?
Don't you know what it means to be unmoved by poverty and hardship?
"Sorry, I'm used to eating alone." Shirogane Miyuki sat quietly in the corner.
asshole!
Looking at my own salvaged bento box and then at other people's dining tables, I was too ashamed to even go over there.
There's nothing wrong with classmates exchanging their lunchboxes, but how could I possibly lower myself to trade a sausage for someone else's lobster?
I am a man too, and I also have dignity!
"Thump!" Kaguya knelt down on the ground.
Smash it! Smash it all!
I originally wanted to get closer to my partner over lunch, but unexpectedly we ended up growing more and more distant!
How could I have executed such a wonderful plan like this?
"Ah~~~ So much delicious food, can I eat it too?" Fujiwara Chika came closer with her eyes shining.
Kaguya Shinomiya nodded tearfully beside her, "Yes, Fujiwara-san, eat whatever you want, I can't eat all of this by myself anyway. And this fox, eat whatever you want too. After you're done eating... help me think of a third way!"
Yamabuki Hanajin silently ate her lobster. Could this be the legendary power of the world? Is the world preventing them from being together so soon?
I don't believe it. My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven.
I refuse to believe that a time traveler's abilities cannot bring these two people together.
"Girl, you can rest assured, I have one last trick up my sleeve. Eat in peace. Leave the rest to me and force me to use my trump card!" Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes gleamed with an eerie light.
And so, Kaguya Shinomiya ate her lunch with tears in her eyes.
After finishing the meal...
"Let me borrow this little fox for a bit, I'll return it to you when I'm done." Kaguya Shinomiya picked up the fox and ran straight to a secluded spot.
"Alright, now tell me your trump card." Kaguya Shinomiya stared at the fox spirit in front of her: "No matter how difficult the plan is this time, I will definitely complete it."
"Girl, you said it yourself. So don't blame me for being impolite! The next plan is called... Date A Live." Yamabuki Hanajin had somehow acquired a pair of glasses and was holding a pointer, which she kept tapping on the blackboard in front of her.
"A date? A grand operation? Does this mean I'm going on a date with the student council president?" Kaguya Shinomiya cupped her face in her hands, looking extremely shy.
Yamabuki Hanakami shook her head slightly.
“Young lady, you still don’t understand what I mean. Since the other party is unwilling to make the first move, then we’ll force him to make the first move. If you tell Shirogane that you’re planning to go on a date with other boys, guess what his reaction will be?” A cunning look appeared in Yamabuki Hanajin’s eyes.
Kaguya suddenly realized, "So that's how it is. Shirogane Miyuki, since you're so stubborn, don't blame me for being impolite."
Chapter 787 (Main Text 790) Kaguya-sama Wants a Date
Kaguya let out a chilling laugh as she thought about this perfect plan.
President, if you don't make the first move, I might be snatched away by another boy.
Aren't you in a hurry?
"Oh, right, I have another question. Where should I find a boy who's willing to go on a date with me?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked innocently.
"For things like this, as long as you give a little hint, like receiving a love letter or someone sending you flowers, you can immediately gauge the other person's attitude. If they confess to you first, you're the winner!" Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly.
I refuse to believe that this perfect plan can be broken.
Kaguya Shinomiya looked troubled: "But it's best to go all the way with the act. How about we hire a boy? Should we hire a boy from the school or a boy from outside the school?"
Yamabuki Hanajin smacked her head with his paw: "Since that's the case, I'll give you another hand and show you what a handsome man in ancient style really looks like! Transform!"
A cloud of smoke suddenly appeared in front of Yamabuki Hanajin, and when the smoke dissipated, a handsome man dressed as a translator appeared in front of Shinomiya Kaguya.
"How about it? I'm not bad, am I? I don't mean to brag, but when it comes to looks alone, there's not a single person in your school who can compare!" Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and gently touched her face.
Kaguya Shinomiya was utterly astonished; the fox had turned into a boy, and a very handsome one at that!
That kind of aura makes it clear that he's not human.
"This afternoon, I'll go straight to your office dressed like this and ask you out in front of Shirogane. Let's see his reaction. This is a showdown with no turning back. If he challenges me, no matter who wins or loses between us, you'll be the ultimate winner."
"On the contrary, if he ignores you and lets the two of us go out on dates... you should just get rid of that kind of scumbag as soon as possible." Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly.
This is the perfect plan, and I don't believe anyone can break it.
Kaguya Shinomiya suddenly reached out and grabbed Hanako Yamabuki's ear: "Are these ears real? They feel so soft."
Why do these ignorant girls like to rub my ears?
"Alright, go and get ready. Signal me when the time comes." Yamabuki Hanajin gave a thumbs up.
"I used to think you were just a con artist, but I never expected you to actually be a fox spirit. That's great! With the fox spirit's help, I'm sure I can get the president to confess to me!" Kaguya Shinomiya said with a smug smile.
The time comes in the afternoon.
Kaguya Shinomiya and Miyuki Shirogane were organizing their work for the day when Kaguya casually remarked, "I received a love letter today, and it's from a super handsome guy. I'm a little unsure what to do."
"Crack!"
Shirogane Miyuki snapped the pen in his hand in two.
"What... what's going on? Someone actually confessed to Kaguya? Impossible, absolutely impossible. Kaguya has worked with someone like me for half a year, how could she possibly be interested in other men? Humph." Shirogane Miyuki thought to himself, but his forehead was covered in cold sweat.
"A love letter!!!" Fujiwara Chika ran over in shock and whispered, "What kind of love letter is it? What does it say? Is it from one of our students?"
"This..." Kaguya Shinomiya kept glancing at Miyuki Shirogane out of the corner of her eye. Why didn't the president react?
“I only met him once. He’s a handsome guy with a classical charm, he’s good at housework, and he’s an incredibly gentle and handsome man!” With each sentence Kaguya Shinomiya spoke, another bead of cold sweat appeared on Miyuki Shirogane’s forehead.
"Hmph! I get it, this must be your scheme, right? To force me to confess to you? How could there be such a guy in the world? This must be a trick you're using to fool me. I won't fall for it." Shirogane Miyuki kept reassuring himself.
Kaguya Shinomiya seemed to have noticed something was off about Miyuki Shirogane, and a slight smile played on her lips: "He said he'd pick me up from school later and we'd go on a date tonight..."
"Thump!" Shirogane Miyuki's head slammed directly against the wall.
"They're coming here soon? And why at night? At night? At night? Could it be..." Shirogane Miyuki suddenly realized something very bad, and his brain trembled.
Impossible. They only met once; there's no reason for things to develop so quickly.
Is this still a scheme? What should we do in this situation? This is a hopeless situation!
If things continue like this, there are only two possible outcomes: either surrender to Kaguya Shinomiya, or lose Kaguya altogether.
Neither outcome is acceptable to me.
Stay calm, especially at times like these.
Kaguya might not accept his date, after all, how could there be a man in this world more perfect than me?
Fujiwara Chika asked the question directly for him: "Kaguya-san, if someone invited you out on a date, would you go with them?"
"Well... if the other person is wholeheartedly in love, maybe I'll consider it," Kaguya Shinomiya said, feigning thought.
"Ahem." Just then, Miyuki Shirogane finally prepared to defend himself: "Kaguya-san, we're still students, and we should focus on our studies. Besides, we're both student council members, so we should set a good example. How can we put our energy into romance?"
He made his move, using overwhelming force to suppress his opponent.
As a member of the student council, you must set an example.
Kaguya Shinomiya's mouth was practically stretched to her ears in a wide grin; he was getting anxious, he was getting anxious!
Truly worthy of being a fox spirit, truly a perfect plan.
“If the other person is wholeheartedly in love, I will naturally respond.” Kaguya Shinomiya squinted her eyes.
Victory is just one step away.
Confess your feelings to me, President.
Kaguya Shinomiya smiled like a devil, "You are the fish on the chopping block, and I am the butcher. Let's see how you escape my grasp."
The CPU of the Silver Knight is almost smoking.
What should I do? How can I stop the other person from going on a date in this situation?
Since you're so lacking in martial ethics, I'll have no choice but to unleash my ultimate move!
"If Kaguya insists on going on a date, I will have to tell the teacher and let the teacher make the decision."
That's right, the so-called ultimate move is to tell the teacher.
Teachers at school will definitely oppose early romantic relationships.
Not to mention Kaguya's special status. As the daughter of a large conglomerate, if the teacher finds out she's dating, she'll definitely tell her parents.
"Hahahaha! Although it's despicable, it's a perfect plan!" Shirogane Miyuki felt that he had reached his peak and no one could shake him in the slightest.
Kaguya Shinomiya never expected the other party to be so shameless as to tell the teacher.
Just as the two sides were arguing, a knock suddenly sounded on the door.
Chapter 788 (Main Text 791) Fujiwara Chika, the Goddess of Destructive Atmosphere!
As soon as the knocking sounded, the office fell into an instant silence.
Sweat dripped from Shirogane Miyuki's forehead like beads from a broken string.
"Could it be true? I thought it was just a ploy by her, but I didn't expect someone to actually confess to her? Calm down! I have to stay calm right now. So what if he confesses? How could there possibly be a man in this world who is better than me?" Although Shirogane Miyuki thought this, his heart was pounding in his chest.
"But what if... what if..." Just as Shirogane Miyuki was lost in thought.
Kaguya Shinomiya stood up, coughed dramatically, and then said to the door, "Come in."
Then the door opened.
"Everyone, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting." Yamabuki Hanajin walked in with a smile on his face.
When Shirogane Miyuki saw this face, he couldn't help but gasp. Was this a joke? How could there be such a handsome face in the world?
How could a human's appearance possibly compare to that of a fairy?
"Kaguya, you must have seen the love letter I wrote to you, right? How about we go on a date? By the way, are these all your friends? Hello everyone!" Yamabuki Hanajin smiled brightly, like sunshine.
Kaguya Shinomiya frantically suppressed the upward curve of her lips.
"President, how should you counter this deadly move?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked, glancing at Miyuki Shirogane out of the corner of her eye.
Miyuki Shirogane's heart began to race, his mind racing. What reason could he possibly come up with to make Kaguya refuse their date?
"This...this gentleman must be quite old, right? Is he some kind of swindler? Dating a female student who's still in school, won't that have an impact if the company leaders find out?" Shirogane Miyuki racked his brains and finally came up with an excuse to attack.
Seeing the other person drenched in sweat, Yamabuki Hanajin was secretly delighted: "Little brother, true love is priceless. I don't care about your meager salary at all. By the way, my family is actually super rich. If I could, I could buy this school right now, become its chairman, and then expel you from school. Even so, are you still going to stop me?"
"Pfft!" Shirogane Miyuki clutched his chest.
Is there any justice in this world? Being handsome is troublesome enough, but to be so rich as well?
Is this the legendary Earth Online? The game experience is completely unbalanced.
Kaguya Shinomiya reached out and grabbed Hanako Yamabuki's hand: "Yamabuki's philosophy is exactly the same as mine. In the face of true love, money is worthless, right? So, President, would you like to give us your blessing?"
What kind of blessing is that?!
Shirogane Miyuki must now make a choice.
Should he admit defeat to this woman and confess his feelings in public, or should he just watch Kaguya be taken away by this bad man?
"Alright, I've asked for leave from your afternoon classes. Let's go out and have some fun together." Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Shinomiya Kaguya's hand, preparing to lead them away.
This tactic is called relentless pursuit.
The goal is to push you to the edge of a cliff, leaving you with no way out.
Shirogane Miyuki's brain was trembling.
All strategies and responses have now come to naught.
There was an abyss behind him, and there was no way back.
"There's no other way. At this point, I can only confess my feelings. Although I may not be able to win her back, but..." Shirogane Miyuki thought of this and slammed his hand on the table.
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