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"Big sister, my school is just ahead, thank you. By the way, I've heard an urban legend that says there's a superpower called the Imagine Mage hidden somewhere in the city that can make breasts grow huge. If you're not confident about your figure, big sister, you can try looking for the Imagine Mage, but please don't let yourself go!" Yamabuki Hanajin smiled and waved to Shinomiya Kaguya.

Kaguya Shinomiya was both amused and exasperated; this little brat was precocious despite his small stature.

I'm very confident in my physique; not all men in this world are so vulgar.

But I'm afraid I'll be late for school, right? Kaguya Shinomiya looked at her phone; there were only five minutes left.

No matter how I calculate it, I won't make it to class. Oh well, I'll just treat it as a walk.

Kaguya Shinomiya never expected that her best friend, Chika Fujiwara, was hiding in the nearby bushes, ready to eat candy.

"Do you think these two will confess their feelings?" Fujiwara Chika asked softly.

"I guess not, right? After all, they're two tsundere types." Yamabuki Hanajin had already returned to her original form, staring intently at what was about to happen.

Sure enough, Shirogane Miyuki appeared, riding a bicycle and leaving everyone else in the dust.

"I set my alarm last night, so why didn't it go off this morning? Oh no, I'm going to be late. I've never been late before in my life." Shirogane Miyuki pedaled his bicycle so hard that sparks flew.

Almost simultaneously, he saw Kaguya Shinomiya strolling leisurely, as if taking a walk.

"Kaguya? What are you doing here? Aren't you going to be late too? The student council president and vice president are both late at the same time, this is serious! There's no time to explain, get on the bike!" Shirogane Miyuki immediately made Shinomiya Kaguya sit on the back of the bicycle.

Kaguya Shinomiya suddenly felt that everything that had happened that morning was worth it.

In the distance, Yamabuki Hanajin and Fujiwara Chika watched everything with smiles.

"Suddenly, I feel like they're my children," Fujiwara Chika said with a smile.

Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly turned to look at Fujiwara Chika: "Those two can basically guarantee they won't be late for school by riding bicycles, but what about you? How are you going to school?"

One second, Fujiwara Chika was moved, and the next second she was sweating profusely.

"Yeah, what am I going to do? I was so busy eating candy that I'm going to be late for school!" Fujiwara Chika wailed.

Suddenly, she turned to look at Yamabuki Hanajin: "Great land god, you wouldn't watch me be late for school, would you?"

Yamabuki Hanakami silently watched the devoutly praying girl before her, sighing repeatedly.

"Of course I can't let you be late." Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a smug smile, even giving a thumbs up.

He is indeed a reliable local deity.

Just then, a taxi pulled up on the side of the road.

"Master, please take this child to high school, thank you. Oh, and class starts in five minutes, so please hurry. As for the taxi fare, you can ask the child for it." Yamabuki Hanajin smiled very gently.

Fujiwara Chika looked utterly dejected. So the land god's power was just giving out taxis? Did you know taxis here are incredibly expensive?

Otherwise, why would so many students prefer to walk rather than take a taxi?

By the time Fujiwara Chika wanted to resist, it was too late. She could only watch as Yamabuki Hanajin smiled and waved at her.

Farewell, dear Secretary Fujiwara.

Chapter 841 (Main Text 844) Kaguya Shinomiya, Crocodile Tears

Finally, it's break time...

The three members of the student council met at the student council.

"I didn't expect that the three of us would almost be late at the same time today. My alarm clock broke, what about you two?" Shirogane Miyuki looked at his two classmates.

Fujiwara Chika kept blinking. Can I say I was watching the show too much?

Will I get beaten up if I say it?

"It's because my family's car broke down; it's something beyond our control." Kaguya Shinomiya maintained a faint smile throughout.

The car broke down at just the right time today. It was such a coincidence that I ran into the president and got to ride on his bike. It must have been very dangerous if I hadn't been holding onto the person in front of me while riding.

Is it okay for me to keep holding onto the president's waist for safety reasons?

I was absolutely blown away by today's match.

Kaguya Shinomiya suddenly felt a little excited, since her family's car broke down every day.

"I...I...I went to worship the local earth god today, so I might be a little late." Fujiwara Chika gave what seemed to be the most outrageous answer.

But what the girl said was exactly the reality.

In short, the belated crisis has passed.

Suddenly, Shirogane Miyuki pulled out a smartphone: "By the way, I bought a new smartphone. After all, we live in the information age, and it would be very inconvenient without a phone."

Fujiwara Chika immediately came over.

"As expected, even a very conservative president is now using a smartphone. Let's exchange contact information." Fujiwara Chika smiled and took out her phone.

Kaguya Shinomiya felt like she had won a lot, but in the blink of an eye, her house was stolen by her best friend.

"Fujiwara-kun, you really are no good! Your status is at best like an insect, you can't go any higher." Kaguya Shinomiya glared at her best friend with murderous intent.

Just when things were at their most critical, there was a knock on the door.

That super cute girl who walked out from outside.

"Hello everyone, my name is Momozono Nanami, and I'm a new transfer student." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted everyone with a smile.

Fujiwara Chika sprinted forward at top speed and grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin's hand.

"Land God, give me back the money I paid for the taxi this morning!" Fujiwara Chika said, laughing and crying at the same time.

Did you know that taking a taxi in this country is incredibly expensive?

This is especially true for students like me who have no source of income.

"I don't understand what Secretary Fujiwara is saying at all?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the secretary with a smile.

Upon seeing that there were outsiders present, both Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya became slightly more reserved.

"Nanami Momozono, what brings you here? Is there something we can help you with? After all, helping classmates is one of the student council's responsibilities." Miyuki Shirogane immediately straightened up.

Yamabuki Hanajin gave a faint smile: "I don't really have anything to ask of you, but we live in the information age now. If I could get the student council president's contact information, that would be great. Let's exchange contact information."

Kaguya Shinomiya sneered inwardly. Did this woman think too highly of herself? Why would the president give you his contact information?

“No problem.” Shirogane Miyuki readily agreed.

"Pfft." Kaguya Shinomiya instantly spat out the coffee in her mouth, nearly choking to death in the process.

President! How can you be so unreserved?

Didn't you realize this woman had ulterior motives?

Asking for a guy's contact information after just one meeting? That just doesn't seem right. Boys need to protect themselves when they're out and about. Don't you have any self-awareness at all? You're really making me worry.

Kaguya Shinomiya is about to unleash her pent-up complaints.

But they could only watch helplessly as the two exchanged contact information.

"I...I really want the president's contact information too. But...but I'm still using an old-fashioned phone...I've been using this phone since kindergarten, how can I bear to throw it away? And it has so many photos stored on it, all of which are my childhood memories. Damn it! What should I do? What should I do?" Kaguya Shinomiya's mind began to tremble.

Yamabuki Hanajin silently gave Fujiwara Secretary an OK sign.

Indeed, professional matters should be handled by professionals.

Do you understand the true value of the God of Connection?

Fujiwara Chika stared at Yamabuki Hanajin in shock.

Then they started watching from the sidelines.

"The president's profile picture is a photo of her when she was little? She looks so cute, but why does she look so fierce? I must save this photo and look at it whenever I have nothing to do." Yamabuki Hanajin said, glancing at Shinomiya Kaguya out of the corner of her eye.

Kaguya Shinomiya's brain was trembling.

A photo of the president when he was a child?

I never expected the president to use such a powerful weapon. Is he forcing me to add his contact information?

but……

Doing so would mean utter defeat.

What should we do in this situation?

"President, using your own photo as your profile picture is a bad habit. I advise you to change it. Besides, there are serious information leaks now. It would be bad if someone stole your photo. You should delete this photo." Yamabuki Hanajin added a layer of pressure, not too much.

Kaguya Shinomiya, let me show you the terror of the God of Marriage, and give me a reassuring confession.

Fujiwara Chika is still observing the situation.

This melon is really delicious.

"Delete? Delete? Why would you delete such a good photo?" Kaguya Shinomiya's mind began to tremble.

I haven't seen any photos of Badge when he was a child yet.

Deleting it like this is so unfair to me.

Where did you come from, woman?

Are you deliberately targeting me? It feels like all your moves are aimed at me.

"Ahem, we still have work to do. If there's nothing else..."

"President, do you have a girlfriend? What kind of girl do you like? Big breasts or small breasts? Are you dating with marriage in mind? If you get married, how many children do you want to have? What are you going to name the children?" Yamabuki Hanajin launched a series of swift attacks.

"Huh? Huh? How can you ask such a question so casually? How can you be so indecent? Does this woman really have designs on the president? Does she want to get the president under her thumb before I do? No way!" Kaguya Shinomiya clenched her fists tightly.

Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to resort to my last resort.

This is also the most powerful weapon a girl can use against a boy.

Fake tears.

No boy could remain unmoved when he saw the girl he liked crying.

Kaguya Shinomiya's tears flowed without warning.

Miyuki Shirogane panicked. Why was Kaguya suddenly crying? What happened? Had he not done enough?

Yamabuki Hanakami reached out, and Fujiwara Chika very cooperatively handed her a slice of melon.

Indeed, a girl's tears are very powerful.

Chapter 842 (Main Text 845) Summer Trip? I Choose the Obtuse Angle

Oh no, why is Kaguya crying? Did I do something wrong? Miyuki Shirogane's mind was in complete chaos.

A girl's tears are a deadly weapon, and the flustered Shirogane Miyuki didn't even see the cold smile beneath those tears.

"So young people these days are still too young." Yamabuki Hanajin silently ate the melon.

It's obviously Kaguya Shinomiya's scheme, and you just stepped on it without even looking.

"It's over, what a pathetic boy!" Yamabuki Hanajin said, spitting out seeds as he ate a melon.

It seems I, the matchmaker, am quite powerful; I've so easily dealt with this troublesome couple.

"No...it's just a childhood photo, okay? I'll show it to you, alright? Don't cry..." Shirogane Miyuki showed his photo, but by the time he realized it was a trap, it was too late.

"I see, so this is what the dorm leader was like when she was little. She's so cute!" Kaguya Shinomiya smiled triumphantly.

"Oh no, I've fallen into a trap without even realizing it. What should I do now?" Shirogane Miyuki's brain started working frantically.

Just when things were at their most critical, Fujiwara Chika seemed to have seen something unusual and immediately pounced on it.

"Why is Kaguya still using an old-fashioned phone? Isn't that kind of phone obsolete? No wonder you cried. I'm sorry I couldn't be considerate of your feelings. It must be hard for you to see us all using smartphones! After all, I can't even join in on this kind of topic. Why don't you get a smartphone?" Fujiwara Chika immediately steered the question in a strange direction.

Kaguya Shinomiya and Miyuki Shirogane were both stunned.

Kaguya Shinomiya hugged her old-fashioned cell phone and said with a reluctant expression, "This is the phone I've been using since kindergarten. I've grown attached to it, and I can't bear to part with it."

Yamabuki Hanajin, who had been watching the drama unfold, suddenly interjected: "Actually... it's possible for a person to have two phones."

In an instant, the office fell into dead silence.

Kaguya Shinomiya's head was steaming like a steamer.

How could I have never thought of such a simple question?

And so, Kaguya Shinomiya ran away crying.

Everyone silently watched her retreating figure, running through the countryside, a silhouette of a young girl's lost youth.

Yamabuki Hanakami couldn't help but sigh.