Fujiwara Chika nodded in agreement, but quickly realized something was amiss: "Don't talk nonsense. It's clearly morning now, not afternoon yet."
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Fujiwara Chika with the kind of look one would give a teammate who's a liability.
Should I tell her: If it weren't for you, these two would have been a couple long ago?
After much thought, I decided against it; I shouldn't hurt the secretary's pride, after all, the secretary is quite lovable.
By the way, why haven't I seen the real man, Ishigami, yet?
"President, I have to go to class now. Remember to contact me if anything comes up. I'm incredibly capable; I can easily do anything from copying homework to destroying the world. If you ever get tired of living and want to destroy the world, remember to text me. I'll transform into a monster and descend upon Tokyo, taking down the Prime Minister with a single atomic breath, and then plunging the world into chaos." Yamabuki Hanajin gently patted Shirogane Miyuki's shoulder.
Shirogane Miyuki dismissed the girl's words as madness.
He never dreamed that every word the girl said was the truth.
"This kind of land god is terrifying," Fujiwara said in a low voice.
"How about I treat you to dessert after class?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
"Okay, okay, but where did you get the money?"
"Hmph, I have a money box," Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly.
"Where did you get your money box from?"
"I stole it from a red and white shrine maiden," said Yamabuki Hanajin with pride.
Shirogane Miyuki silently stared at the girl's back. He felt that this girl was very strange, but there were all kinds of people in this world, and there was nothing to be curious about.
After lunch, everyone gathered at the student council office. Kaguya Shinomiya seemed to have done nothing and maintained her aloof demeanor.
She's afraid others won't know she's a goofball.
"President, let's forget about what happened before. Spring is here and summer is just around the corner. Why don't we think about a summer trip?" Kaguya Shinomiya flipped through the magazine in her hand without saying a word. The magazine had a picture of the seaside.
Sunshine, sand, bikinis, ocean waves, cola, and barbecue.
It's absolutely perfect.
"Where would the president like to travel?" Kaguya Shinomiya silently flipped through the magazine in her hand.
Kaguya Shirogane was already prepared.
“If it were me, I would definitely choose the mountains. In the sweltering summer, there’s nothing more comfortable than escaping the heat in the cool mountains. You agree, right, Shinomiya?” Miyuki Shirogane said with a smile.
He has made all sorts of preparations for this.
However, Kaguya Shinomiya has already prepared various countermeasures.
"If we're talking about summer, then it's definitely the ocean. The ocean is the source of all life, sunshine, sandy beaches, and a cute swimsuit—the president would definitely fall for me. Hmph, this plan couldn't be more perfect." Kaguya Shinomiya put down her magazine, picked up her teacup, and smiled.
"Actually, I have a third option. How about we go on a big adventure in the desert?"
A third person's voice suddenly broke in, and when everyone looked up, they saw that Yamabuki Hanajin had appeared in the office at some point.
"Why is this person here again? He's clearly not a student council member, yet he's disturbing my private time with the president." Kaguya Shinomiya puffed out her cheeks, looking at Hanajin Yamabuki with great displeasure.
Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and pinched Shinomiya Kaguya's cheek.
"Don't be angry, smile. Going to the beach won't do you any good. Think about it carefully, since you're going to the beach, you have to wear a swimsuit, right? Ninety-nine percent of the boys in this world like curvy girls. I don't admit that your figure is very smooth and beautiful. But just in terms of being curvy..." Yamabuki Hanajin glanced at Fujiwara Chika beside her.
"Pfft!!!" Kaguya Shinomiya spat out the tea in her mouth.
"Oh no, I forgot the most important thing. Although I'm very confident in my beauty, my bust size is... compared to Fujiwara Chika's..." Shinomiya Kaguya glanced down slightly, then looked at Fujiwara Chika next to her.
The gap between the two sides is not even in the same league.
And this girl is right, most boys like girls with full breasts.
"Besides, there's nothing good about going up the mountain. It rains a lot there, and there are lots of slimy bugs. You don't want to be covered in bugs when you sleep at night, do you, Guild Master Shirogane?"
Miyuki Shirogane has two drawbacks. First, he can't swim, so he refuses to go to the beach.
Secondly, he is afraid of insects.
"So let's go on an adventure in the desert!"
Chapter 843 (Main Text 846) When was everyone's first time?
Kaguya Shinomiya and Miyuki Shirogane are staring at each other, wondering why a third option has appeared. Why has even a desert suddenly appeared?
"Um... there shouldn't be any deserts in China, right?" Shirogane Miyuki asked cautiously.
"Then go abroad for fun! Just imagine the endless sea of sand, the tanned skin, and the scorching summer wind! Wouldn't that be wonderful?" Yamabuki Hanajin spread her arms wide, as if she had already arrived in the desert.
Shirogane Miyuki blinked. They were still students, and it wasn't easy to go abroad without their parents' help.
Moreover, their family's financial situation is average, and the cost of going abroad is extremely high, which they probably cannot afford.
"If I really have to use Kaguya's money to go abroad, damn it! How can I, a grown man, use a girl's money? And... how can I face Kaguya after that? I have to find a way to reject this proposal." Shirogane Miyuki mentally ranted.
But Yamabuki Hanajin, standing nearby, continued, "Maybe an ancient city from a thousand years ago is buried under the yellow sand. This trip isn't just for tourism; it's also an adventure you can embark on on a whim. Do you know what a tomb raider is? There are three of you, so let's go down into a tomb together. If you find anything good, remember to call me after you're done."
"What nonsense are you talking about? That's illegal!" Shirogane Miyuki couldn't help but shout.
There are now three possible answers: climbing mountains, going to the sea, and going to the desert.
"Fujiwara-san, the final decision rests with you. Where do you think we should go for fun?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Fujiwara Chika.
Fujiwara Chika blinked, never expecting this problem to fall on her shoulders.
"This..." Fujiwara Chika's CPU was running at full speed.
This is bad, which side should we support?
Logically speaking, I should definitely support Kaguya Shinomiya, whom I grew up with, but there will be a lot of bugs if I go hiking, and I hate bugs the most.
What if we go to the seaside as the president suggested...?
Or should we go to the desert?
Fujiwara Chika solved the problem in a fraction of a second: "I've got it! How about we go skiing in the summer? It'll be so cool and refreshing, it'll be really nice."
A sudden inspiration struck Fujiwara Chika.
Since none of the three options are viable, why don't I create a fourth option?
I'm a genius.
Kaguya Shinomiya and Miyuki Shirogane's expressions became very strange.
Why is there a fourth option?
Even snow-capped mountains have appeared?
For Kaguya Shinomiya, it doesn't really matter where she goes, since her family is extremely wealthy.
The biggest problem for her is where she can find a place to force the president to confess his feelings to her.
Just as everyone was sticking to their own opinions, the guild leader, Shirogane Miyuki, shakily raised his hand: "I have an idea. As for the issue of us playing last year... let's wait until summer to talk about it."
"Agreed." Kaguya Shinomiya agreed to the condition without any hesitation.
It seems that winning the president's heart won't be easy.
……
in the afternoon.
It was break time again, and the four of them huddled in the office reading magazines.
"You're not a student council member, so why are you always in the office?" Kaguya Shinomiya secretly glanced at Hanajin Yamabuki out of the corner of her eye.
"Don't peek at me over there. I know I'm very outstanding, and many girls like me. If you want to see, you can look openly." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and patted Shinomiya Kaguya on the back.
"Who would like you! I don't have any special orientation. By the way, don't you have classes? Don't you have any other friends?" Kaguya Shinomiya casually put the magazine on the table. Hanako Yamabuki leaned over to take a look and saw a very sharp question on the magazine.
When do boys and girls usually have their first sexual experience?
According to the survey, 34 percent of people had their first sexual experience during high school.
Fujiwara Chika's face flushed slightly: "Isn't this data a bit too high? It's clearly... clearly... By the way, did any of you three have your first time?"
Fujiwara Chika looked at the three people in the office with a curious expression.
"Of course. I'm a proper adult!" Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smug smile.
"Cough cough cough cough! You...you didn't say you were...the land of this region...why did you experience something like this? And you don't look that old, do you? Isn't it too early?" Fujiwara Chika trembled all over as she grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin's hand.
"Hmm? Early? I feel so-so. My parents weren't very old when they had me." Yamabuki Hanajin said with an indifferent expression.
"Truly...as expected of an adult." Fujiwara Chika cautiously leaned closer and asked, "During...your first experience...how did it feel? Was the boy you were with really amazing?"
"No!" Yamabuki Hanajin replied calmly to Fujiwara Chika, "The one with me isn't a boy, she's a very cute girl. She used to call me 'Mom'!"
"Pfft!" Shirogane Miyuki suddenly spat out the coffee in his mouth.
Isn't this news incredibly shocking?
So you actually like girls? And you even get girls to call you "Mom" in special situations?
Is your hobby really that weird?
Wait, why have you been staying here? Are you trying to take advantage of one of the girls here?
Miyuki Shirogane coughed as he glanced at Kaguya Shinomiya beside him.
He originally thought that a young lady like Kaguya Shinomiya would be very shy, but he didn't expect that this young lady was so calm that it made his scalp tingle.
"What's the big deal? We're all around this age, we should all have experienced this by now, right?" Kaguya Shinomiya said calmly.
Instantly, both Fujiwara Chika and Shirogane Miyuki focused their attention on Shinomiya Kaguya's face.
"How can you say something like this with such a calm expression? Could it be..." Fujiwara Chika's face showed a chilling expression.
"It's just a trial run; I've had one for a long time." Kaguya Shinomiya calmly looked at the three classmates in front of her.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Miyuki Shirogane is banging his head against the wall repeatedly.
Snowflakes are fluttering~The north wind is blowing~
The world is vast~
At some point, Yamabuki Hanakami produced a grassland-colored hat and placed it on Shirogane Miyuki's head.
"Please accept my condolences!" Yamabuki Hanajin sighed softly.
Shirogane Miyuki struggled to his feet.
He waved his hand gently to indicate that he was alright.
"Um...can I ask...who was your first sexual experience with?" Shirogane Miyuki looked at Shinomiya Kaguya with a look of despair.
Kaguya Shinomiya casually gave a shocking answer that shattered everyone's worldview: "With my nephew who's not even a year old! Isn't that a perfectly normal thing?"
Chapter 844 (Main Text 847) Even Heaven Won't Let You Be Together
"Commonplace my ass! How could something like this be commonplace?" Shirogane Miyuki mentally screamed.
This is no longer an emotional issue; it's an ethical one. How can anyone in the world be so beastly? Are these the evil tycoons? Have they evolved to a point that's incomprehensible?
"Why are you all so shocked? It's just your first time. Society is developing so fast these days, our thinking should keep up with the times. We can't hold onto outdated ideas. Fujiwara-san and her dog do this all the time, don't they?" Kaguya Shinomiya said, looking at Chika Fujiwara beside her.
"I didn't! I didn't! Don't frame me!" Fujiwara Chika shouted, waving her hands.
"What's there to be ashamed of? Everyone goes through this. Besides, my nephew is so cute when he's little, and it's so comfortable to hold him." Kaguya Shinomiya's face showed a gentle expression, as if she was reminiscing about what happened back then.
Something's not right! Something's not right about this!
Shirogane Miyuki suddenly thought of a possibility.
Are we just not on the same wavelength at all?
The first experience we're talking about refers to some indescribable things that happen to boys and girls during puberty.
What exactly is this "first experience" you're talking about?
"Excuse me, but I have a question. What exactly is your so-called first experience?" Shirogane Miyuki finally discovered the blind spot.
"Of course it's a kiss! What did you think it was?" Kaguya Shinomiya looked at Miyuki Shirogane with curiosity.
When I saw Fujiwara Chika and Shirogane Miyuki both kneeling on the ground, panting heavily, I knew that was what had happened.
With a smile, Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Shinomiya Kaguya and led her to a secluded corner: "Kaguya-san, it's time for me to give you a lesson in sex education. Actually, the so-called first experience is like this, this, this, this..."
It was quite interesting to see Kaguya Shinomiya transformed into a steam princess.
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