“Impossible… How could such a thing be possible?” Kaguya Shinomiya shouted.
“You can do it, I can teach you.” Yamabuki Hanajin gently grasped Shinomiya Kaguya’s hand.
"Snapped!"
Fujiwara Chika rolled up the magazine she had just received into a holy sword and smashed it directly onto Yamabuki Hanajin's head.
"You unorthodox land god, get out of here! I'll protect Kaguya!" Fujiwara Chika said, like a knight.
"Alright, alright, good luck." Yamabuki Hanajin sighed.
It seems that Kaguya Shinomiya and Miyuki Shirogane are far from achieving their goal; even I, as a land god, am not strong enough.
……
dusk.
The students had all left school, leaving only Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya in the office.
Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't stand the two of them pulling each other anymore, so she finally chose to walk the dog with Fujiwara Chika.
"So dating is this difficult? This anime could have ended if only one of them had confessed first, but they're just stuck here, neither of them willing to admit it. No wonder they're single," Yamabuki Hanajin muttered listlessly from the side.
Chika Fujiwara always focuses her attention on her pet dog.
"Don't worry about them, just let them play by themselves. Do you like puppies? Dogs are man's best friend." Fujiwara Chika walked over with the dog on a leash.
Yamabuki Hanajin stared at the puppy in front of her, a sinister smile suddenly appearing on her face. Upon seeing this smile, the puppy immediately became depressed and shrank behind its owner.
"The dog is so cute, how can you scare it?" Fujiwara Chika reached out and hugged the puppy, gently scratching its belly.
After most of the students had left, Fujiwara Chika suddenly leaned closer mysteriously and asked in a very low voice, "Was everything you said at noon today true?"
"What do you mean?"
"It's that... first experience... with a girl..." Fujiwara Chika's face turned red as she said this, as if it were a taboo subject that couldn't be mentioned.
Yamabuki Hanajin nodded: "Of course it's true. Are you interested in this kind of thing? I can teach you, I guarantee you'll get addicted."
Yamabuki Hanajin wore a sinister smile, and had already closed in without anyone noticing.
"Calm down, you're a land god!" Fujiwara Chika yelled. "Why are all the gods in this world so frivolous? I feel like this world is beyond saving. But... is it really okay if... there are no boys among the Ojinjin?"
Fujiwara Chika's eyes sparkled with a thirst for knowledge.
But after saying that, she felt a little shy; she never expected that "self" would come out of her mouth.
"That's not what I meant... I didn't mean anything else either. I was just curious, after all, books and comics are..." Fujiwara Chika suddenly realized she had let something slip.
"Books and comics? What kind of books! What kind of comics? They contain such exciting knowledge? You have to recommend some to me, I want to read something good too." Yamabuki Hanajin laughed heartily.
Enraged, Fujiwara Chika grabbed a newspaper from the side, rolled it into a tube, and slammed it hard against Yamabuki Hanajin's head.
"You unserious god, hurry up and become serious." Fujiwara Chika was determined to correct this person's personality.
Just as the two of them were bickering, Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya walked out of the office with strange expressions on their faces.
"Why was the atmosphere between you two so strange earlier?" Fujiwara Chika seemed to sense a conspiracy.
"You two...you haven't been doing anything strange behind our backs, have you? Don't worry, as a creature of this land, I can understand. After all, you're just young kids, and it's forgivable for you to occasionally lose control of your desires!" Yamabuki Hanajin said with the expression of someone who had been through it all.
"No, we just played a very ordinary little game. I wrote down an item, and the president guessed it by asking questions. Ugh, he actually guessed it right, it's so annoying!" Kaguya Shinomiya muttered to herself.
Looking at this pair of bickering lovers in front of me.
Yamabuki Hanakami silently took out a melon from somewhere.
Actually, this is quite enjoyable, it's just that we spectators are impatient.
"Seriously, how can there be such stubborn people in the world?" Yamabuki Hanajin decided to help them one more time.
"President, come here, I have something to announce to you." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and grabbed Shirogane Miyuki.
Shirogane Miyuki had no idea what was happening.
Yamabuki Hanajin took a deep breath: "Shinomiya Kaguya likes..."
Before the last word could be uttered, a thunderclap suddenly resounded in the sky, followed by a torrential downpour.
Yamabuki Hanakami looked up silently at the sky.
Is this the world's corrective force?
Are you trying to play games with me? Fine, I'm not getting involved in this anymore, do whatever you want!
Ugh, let's find somewhere to sleep!
Chapter 845 (Main Text 848) A New Day, Another World's Dining Hall
A new day begins, and the shop owner gets up very early. Today, the restaurant's doors will open to the gates of another world, and many customers will come to eat. He must get up early to prepare.
The shop owner was just an ordinary person, but his restaurant could open a door to another world. Just like that, the uncle opened his restaurant in another world.
Perhaps the food standards in this other world are so low that ordinary food in the real world can sell very well. The only pity is that this restaurant is only open one day a week.
However, the shop owner discovered a problem as soon as he opened the shop this morning: a ragged young girl was lying in his shop, curled up in a ball, looking pitiful.
Upon realizing the girl's appearance, the shop owner immediately concluded that she was not from the real world, but a resident of another world.
Over the years, the shop owner has seen a lot of people and all kinds of customers, including swordsmen with big knives, lizardmen with bizarre appearances, and even dragons.
The girl seemed to be stimulated by the faint morning light, and gently opened her eyes to look at the middle-aged man in front of her.
It was only then that the girl realized the seriousness of the situation. The other world was mainly divided into humans and demons, but the demons in this world did not come from the demon realm, but were mutated humans.
Some humans are born with a few demonic features, and these humans are called "demons." Because their appearance is different from that of ordinary people, most demons are ostracized and their lives are not pleasant.
The girl wore a small hat on her head, under which were a pair of black goat horns. Apart from that, there was nothing unusual about her, but she was ostracized by the people of the capital simply because of her appearance.
Earlier, while working, the girl's hat accidentally fell off, revealing her identity as a demon, and she was immediately kicked out by the shop owner.
Left with no other choice, the girl had to leave the capital, but even after leaving the capital, no one was willing to take her in, and in the end she lay in the stable starving.
But just then, the girl smelled a sweet aroma. Perhaps because she was too hungry, she followed the scent to this otherworldly restaurant and drank the rest of the corn soup in one go, only to be caught red-handed by the owner.
If a demon like himself steals something, his hand will be cut off, and even if he is beaten to death, no one will say anything.
The girl closed her eyes tightly in fear, but the shop owner didn't take it seriously. Everyone has difficult times, and he wouldn't do anything outrageous to a young girl like that.
"Don't be afraid! It's alright, I won't hold you responsible," the shopkeeper said gently. But just as the girl stood up, the shopkeeper's expression changed slightly. He hadn't expected this girl to be so cute.
Of course, nothing strange happened next; the shop owner simply wanted to find a waiter for his restaurant.
So, the shop owner, with a try-it-out mentality, asked, "Little sister, would you like to work here? I can offer you a job."
The girl's eyes widened in surprise. She never expected that there were such kind people in the world. She didn't even have a place to stay, so finding a job would be the best thing.
Without the slightest hesitation, the girl immediately agreed, fearing that the shop owner might change his mind.
The shop owner smiled and said, "By the way, is the girl next to you your sister? She's very cute too."
The girl was stunned. A younger sister? I have no relatives in this world, how could I have a younger sister? Did the shopkeeper make a mistake? The girl looked down and realized that there was another girl sleeping next to her.
This is an adorable girl with pink hair that covers one eye, and she's wearing a meticulously made maid outfit.
"No, I don't know this child at all. Isn't this child one of your employees?" the girl asked cautiously.
The shop owner covered his face with his hand; the trouble had only doubled.
"Ahem, ma'am, please don't sleep on the floor. Are you in any trouble? If you trust me, I can help you," the shopkeeper said softly.
The girl lying on the ground opened her eyes a crack, then rolled over: "Could you please let me go back to sleep, thank you? We can talk about the rest later."
Shopkeeper:
So you really were just sleeping here! How come you weren't on guard at all?
"Can you stand up? Are you injured? Do you need a blanket? If you want to rest, I can let you into a room, since the restaurant is about to open," the owner asked in a low voice.
The girl reluctantly stood up and yawned.
"By the way, my name is Areta, and I'm a demon. Nice to meet you," the demon girl introduced herself.
"Give me a hug!" The girl suddenly reached out and hugged Areta. Areta didn't know what to do for a moment. Judging from her clothes, she should be a maid.
Could it be that she followed the director's orders to come here to get food and ended up falling asleep here? Areta looked at the girl in front of her curiously.
Judging from her clothes, this scatterbrained girl must be richer than me, right? After all, I was almost starving to death before.
The girl hugged Areta for a while, then turned around to observe her surroundings.
"Is it a restaurant? A Western restaurant, no less." Yamabuki Hanajin yawned. "Boss, I'm hungry. Could you give me something to eat? But let me make it clear beforehand, I don't have any money on me. However, I can work for you for a day as payment for cooking, how about that?"
"No problem," the shop owner readily agreed.
The shop owner is a very kind person; he always lends a helping hand when he sees someone in trouble.
"My shop is short of a waiter. You can work part-time if you'd like," the shop owner said with a gentle smile.
Areta timidly raised her hand and asked, "What should I do? Shopkeeper, you're not going to kick me out, are you?"
"No, you can both stay. Okay, what would you like for breakfast? I can prepare it for you. Oh, and Aleta," the shopkeeper looked at the dirty Aleta, "go take a shower and change your clothes. Do you know how to use the water heater?"
"I can teach her!" Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly raised her hand: "How about we take a bath together?"
The system suddenly popped up and whispered, "I have never seen such a shameless person."
Areta looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a shy expression: "This is the first time I've ever taken a bath with someone else, I'm a little embarrassed."
"Then I won't force you, boss. I'd like to eat soup dumplings and tofu pudding. Can you make those?" Yamabuki Hanajin turned to look at the shop owner.
"Um? Sorry, I studied Western cuisine." The shop owner said apologetically.
"Since that's the case, do you want to learn? I'll teach you." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the shop owner with a serious expression.
Chapter 846 (Main Text 849) Crab Roe Soup Dumplings
Areta was still in the bathroom figuring out how to use the showerhead. Was it really as simple as they said? Could hot water just flow out with a gentle turn?
With a "let's give it a try" attitude, Areta gently turned on the switch, and warm water flowed out of the showerhead, feeling very comfortable and cozy on her body.
"Hot water is really flowing out!" Areta was as happy as a child.
For a girl who doesn't even have a place to live, having a reliable source of hot water for showering is an absolute luxury.
"By the way, those two just said that these bottles and jars are for applying to the body when taking a shower. What are they for?" Areta looked at the shampoo and shower gel in front of her, not knowing how to play with them for a moment.
I squeezed out a little bit and applied it to my hair, and my head ended up with a head full of bubbles.
"This is so much fun!" After half an hour, Areta finally washed herself clean and changed her clothes. When she came out, she saw Yamabuki Hanajin and the shop owner staring seriously at the dough and meat filling in front of them.
The shop owner looked at the ingredients in front of him with a serious expression.
"Let me make it clear beforehand, I can't cook Chinese food, I can only make meat-filled steamed buns. After all, I studied Western cuisine," the shop owner said solemnly.
"You don't need to worry at all, leave this little thing to me." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the ingredients in front of her with a proud expression.
Everyone improves; I am no longer the person I used to be.
I'm now incredibly good at cooking.
System: I'll just watch you crash and burn.
"Just kidding, I'm going to study hard too, so I can show you what authentic crab roe soup dumplings are like." Yamabuki Hanajin was ready to show off her skills.
"By the way, I don't know your name yet?" the shop owner asked very politely.
Yamabuki Hanajin then realized she had forgotten to check today's system interface, and immediately opened it.
It contains my information for today.
Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Rum)
Gender: Unknown (Female Oni)
Ability: An everlasting ahoge (as the world's cutest maid, it's perfectly reasonable for her to have an ahoge, right?)
Household skills: Skilled in cleaning and sewing, but extremely bad at cooking.
Magic: You can use powerful wind magic, but it's probably not useful in today's world.
After looking at today's system interface, Yamabuki Hanakami couldn't help but stand up.
No wonder I woke up this morning wearing a maid outfit.
Why does the phrase "extremely bad at cooking" seem so dangerous? Is it specifically targeting me?
"Calm down. I must stay calm right now. I'm not the same person I used to be. I must be confident in my cooking skills. I'm a mother of several children." Yamabuki Hanajin kept trying to convince herself.
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