I'm not Yingjie

No way, no matter how this guy changes, his brain won’t be completely crazy.

She convinced herself, then took off her gloves and protective gear with a sneer and asked, "What did you just say?"

"..." Lin pinched the bottom edge of the helmet, looked at Mebius for a few seconds, and suddenly spread his hands and said, "Forget it, it's too troublesome."

"..."

trouble?

Mebius stared blankly at Lin, who had no reaction after saying the above words. She had no idea what expression she had under the helmet, but this sentence was like lighting a fuse, causing her expression to gradually become unfriendly.

"What is good trouble? Do you think I'm difficult?"

"Yes, I think discussing this with you will lead to a debate on ideology. I don't want to waste time on something that has no chance of getting the other party to agree with my ideas."

"..."

What Lin said was indeed true. The last time there was a debate about "how to smell stockings", it became known to everyone, and false rumors were flying everywhere, making her even more reluctant to go out. Only Lin could walk around the headquarters with that kind of gaze as if nothing had happened.

"Besides, you probably have no interest in this matter."

Lin finished his words calmly, glanced at the work that no longer required him, and left Mobius's laboratory, leaving Mobius with a frown, still wondering what was going on.

Chapter 31: My Story

This is a story that starts with a farce and ends with a heavy rain.

This is a story of moving from incompleteness to normality, of the desire for change and feeling, and ultimately transformation.

This is a story that I don't know what emotion to use to interpret it in the end.

This is the wrong story.

This is the right story.

This is the story of how “I” became a “human”.

……

Weird things often happen at the headquarters, as well as some strange phenomena, including but not limited to hearing the sound of someone walking on the ceiling, a second gym that no one dares to approach, and a series of books on how to communicate that are extremely popular but whose authors are unknown...

Apart from the parts that make people smile, most of the mysterious phenomena will only cause people to have a hundred different nightmares when they sleep, and the headquarters does not know why they have not investigated and managed these situations that are similar to supernatural powers.

But before today, no one had ever taken down the doorplate of their department and replaced it with the words "Seeking Marriage" on it.

After a while, a black-haired armed puppet came out and posted the information of the person seeking marriage next to "Seeking marriage".

“Do you really want to add this?”

Lin sat in the chair and looked at Prometheus No. 1 who was running back and forth to get a lot of clothes, and Prometheus No. 3 who was modifying the marriage requirements according to Wei Wei's instructions. Even if he regretted discussing this matter with Wei Wei, there was no way back.

Wei Erwei was indeed overwhelmed by her busy work, but she could put her work aside temporarily for something that interested her. In terms of importance, the things that interested her were greater than the work that interested her, and this order was greater than the work that she was not interested in. This was enough for her to start taking care of this matter excitedly after hearing the words "Lin wants to get married".

"Lin, this is no longer the era where you can attract beautiful women and get married smoothly as long as you have low requirements. Raising the requirements of both parties will have many benefits for both parties."

Wei Erwei also changed into a decent suit. She threw the project plan into some corner and hung some indescribable big red lanterns inside the Spiral Workshop in the style of Shenzhou.

She seemed to have determined that Lin could get married with her help, and even prepared a pair of wedding rings in advance.

"I don't think raising the requirements will increase the number of people coming." Lin said coldly, "Lowering the threshold is a direct way to make many things easier. I think a 'no long pink hair' will filter out those who shouldn't come."

"This is your ignorance, Lin. Think carefully about it. If you really follow your marriage proposal requirements, what will be the result?"

“There will be a lot of people coming.”

"Wrong! No one will come! Because you didn't put any requirements on the women in your marriage proposal, which will lead them to think that you just want to marry anyone. And women are all good sisters on the surface, but in fact, deep down, they will compete even for a few millimeters of height difference."

Wei Wei picked up a pair of glasses and put them on. She pushed the frame and raised the corners of her mouth: "Do you understand? What they need is not 'indifferent', but 'special'."

There seems to be nothing wrong with Vivi, who is a woman herself, making such remarks.

But Lin always felt that something was wrong.

"So there's no need to write about special skills. Try to be vague, such as gentle and virtuous, approachable, smart and generous. Nine out of ten people think they meet these requirements and they're positive."

Using superiority to achieve your goals?

"It will be easier to explain if you write down your own conditions. If you don't introduce your own advantages, how can those women who think they are excellent think highly of you?" Wei Liwei said confidently.

"…But a lot of what you wrote is fake, like how handsome he is…"

"It doesn't matter if it's true or not. What matters is that someone comes. There's an old saying in China that everything is difficult at the beginning, but once you get started, the rest will be easy."

Easy to get...is this a word that should be used in a place like this?

"Besides, Lin, you don't want to find a random man to marry, play around with, and divorce at will." Wei Erwei's eyes were particularly sharp and almost pierced through Lin's helmet.

"Ah."

Of course Lin didn't think that way. After all, he didn't know how long it would take to experience what Hen said, "You'll know after you get married." He would just assume that it had been nearly six years since Hen got married and had a child. He was not naive enough to think that he would understand it by just marrying anyone.

"I have no objection to you adding other conditions, but keep 'no long pink hair'."

"..."

Weiwei's brief and strange silence made Lin realize the problem. He snatched the marriage proposal from Prometheus No. 3 while Weiwei was still not reacting. When he saw the female requirements on it, he frowned.

Requirements for the woman: Born on November 11, height 11cm, weight 163kg...

Lin waved the marriage proposal in his hand and looked at Wei Erwei who was whistling to divert his attention.

Is this what you call "ambiguous words"?

No matter how you look at it, these are all specific data of a certain guy.

"Hehe... Lin, don't get me wrong. With such a special requirement, I'm sure the girls who come to take the test will feel that they are very special. Wouldn't that achieve our goal?" Wei Erwei explained with nonsense that she herself didn't believe.

Based on Lin's many years of experience, he knew that any matter involving Alicia would definitely lead to various problems. For example, he still hadn't figured out whether he was normal or abnormal when he talked to Alicia after inhaling the poison gas.

As for Alicia...

"Vilvi, what do you think about getting married?"

"Ah? Ask me, don't you think it would be more interesting to make a replacement body for Prometheus?"

Lin felt that people who had worked with him for so many years should all have this attitude. If Alicia continued to cause trouble in a playful manner as before, then his original purpose might not be achieved.

To ensure fairness, he will tell the woman what he thinks. Sincerity should be an indispensable part of a marriage relationship.

Lin's mind raced as he picked up a pen and added the words "No long pink hair", then he let Prometheus No. 3 hang up.

He sat in the chair and waited for the first person.

Soon, a man walked into the matchmaking agency with confidence.

Lin glanced at the hair silently.

It's definitely not pink.

Then he looked at her smiling face again.

Then, his mournful eyes met with those of Alicia, who was wearing a gray-blue wig.

Chapter 32 Elimination of Female Guests

"…This is a marriage proposal."

"I know."

In response to Alicia's confident answer, Lin had no choice but to remain silent.

"Look, don't I meet the marriage requirements perfectly?" Alicia's smile was as bright as the sunshine in the first month of the lunar year.

"But you have long pink hair, Alicia."

"Who is Alicia? I'm not Alicia." Alicia looked around in confusion as if trying to find "Alica". She smiled slyly and said, "I'm... Miss Fairy, not the Alicia you mentioned. But just by hearing the name, you know she must be a beautiful girl."

At this point, no matter how slow-witted Lin was, he could see that Weiwei and Alicia had teamed up to play a trick on him.

However, Lin also has his own plans.

"Prometheus."

The two Prometheus turned their heads to look at him at the same time, and Lin corrected him: "Number One."

Prometheus I stopped its busy pace and looked at Lin expressionlessly.

"Change the marriage proposal..."

"Hey! Wait a minute, how can you change the request midway?" Alicia certainly wouldn't miss the opportunity to play a trick on Lin. "Mr. Lin, as the saying goes, existence is reasonable. Our meeting must have been arranged by fate."

"Oh, it's arranged now." Lin stared at her coldly.

In fact, he didn't know what Alicia was up to, but even if he didn't know, Lin didn't want to joke with Alicia about such things.

"Lin, I've finished the revision."

While Lin and Alicia were still in a stalemate, Prometheus I over there quickly changed its requirements. The speed made Weiwei look sideways, and Lin was a little surprised.

Is Prometheus No. 1 unexpectedly obedient today?

"Snapped."

The mechanical girl sat down next to Alicia with a calm expression.

"…Number One, that's for women to sit."

"I know."

Prometheus I spoke in a voice that had not changed since birth: "I identify as a female, not with long pink hair."

It seems that she does meet the requirements...

"No, I need to mate and reproduce to get married." Lin immediately refuted.

"Xiaochu, you are only five years old." Alicia also objected.

Wei Erwei stared at the scene with sparkling eyes: "Brother-sister love?"

"I have installed a sex X system, and my offspring can be solved through cloning technology. Age does not apply to me. My age is roughly between 18 and 25 years old in human terms, which is the right age for marriage." Prometheus I pushed back his gray curly hair and calmly dealt with the two of them.

"..."

After Lin closed his mouth and looked around for a while, he suddenly asked: "You guys, do you really want to try it?"

Compared to Prometheus, whose calmness was unclear whether it was a lack of emotion or simply inability to react, Alicia subconsciously dodged her teasing eyes after hearing Lin's serious words.

"I got married because I wanted to answer some of my questions through marriage. This part of the process involves normal marriage, mating, and reproduction... I will follow the general concept of marriage to fulfill my responsibilities as a husband, and I also hope that my wife can fulfill corresponding responsibilities."

Seeing that Lin became more serious, Alicia completely revealed her panicked look.

Naturally, this did not escape Lin's eyes.

"So in order to prove that you have the same attitude as me, I need you to do something."

As if she realized that Lin was targeting her, Alicia smiled calmly and said, "What's the matter?"

"kiss."

Alicia almost jumped up from her chair.

Last time, she acted impulsively and Lin was in a state of confusion, so she managed to fool both her and Lin. But at that time, she only dared to... only dared to...

No, no way? Lin Mofei really wasn't joking?

She looked at Wei Wei quietly, but after noticing her inquiring look, she smiled lightly and remained motionless.

I was cheated by Weiwei!

"I would like the kissing style to be a French kiss, and I also have some fetishes for the opposite sex."

No one knew how Lin could say those words that would be extremely shameful to anyone through his voice that was almost as calm as the lines of a heart monitor inserted into a corpse.

"I like women's underarms."

"Woo——"

A fiery cloud instantly covered Alicia's pretty face. Feeling Lin's burning gaze, she covered her armpits and looked at him with tears in her eyes.

However, Lin was indifferent to this look. He slowly stretched out his hands and made a...stroking gesture.

"It's nice to smell it, but the sweat mixed with hormones has a faint smell of fragrance and odor. I get very excited when I smell it, and naturally I want to lick it with my tongue. When it causes itching and causes the other person's body to have a physiological reflex, I get even more excited."

Alicia's brain was already groggy. She couldn't hear clearly what Lin was saying. She just felt the temperature in her body rising higher and higher, almost melting her.