I'm not Yingjie

Even Lin's tone, which was originally as cold as ice, seemed to become full of emotion, vividly describing how he...

A puff of smoke floated above the head of Alicia, who had automatically assumed the female role...

Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Alicia's brain had crashed. This way, she should back off.

But he didn't expect that the next moment after he had this thought, the pink-haired girl used all her strength to force out a sentence from her throat: "I, I know! After all, we are husband and wife, right!"

"I'm still against the legs..."

"Anything is fine! Isn't being a couple all about being tolerant of each other?"

"..."

Lin stared into Alicia's dodging blue eyes. The pink in the depths of her eyes, the same color as her hair, seemed to be her last bit of shame at this moment.

Lin, I really don’t understand what Alicia is thinking.

"Aliceia, didn't you say before that it shouldn't be now?"

"..."

Lin's words instantly calmed the shy pink-haired girl.

"But... Lin... I don't want to lie to you... If you want to do that now, and in front of other people... even I would be nervous..." Her hair covered her cheeks, preventing others from seeing her expression.

"…Then do you agree?"

"I……"

"Wait a moment."

At this time, Prometheus I raised her hand to stop Alicia from continuing. She said in a mechanical voice: "Ms. Alicia, you have just admitted that you are Alicia, so you no longer meet the requirements."

"...Eh?" It took a long time for Alicia to squeeze out a modal particle.

"Lin, I can definitely do what you said..."

"No. 1, you don't have a system that secretes hormones, and you don't meet the requirements I mentioned." Lin tapped the table with his fingers and said indifferently.

"……Eh?"

Chapter 33 Sometimes, everything starts with an accident

I finally got rid of Alicia and Prometheus No. 1, even though it was a tricky method, but they were speechless about this fact.

However, after this incident, Lin's intuition told him that what was going to happen next would probably be even weirder, so he wanted to end today's expedition...

"Clap."

The drunken red-haired woman bumped into Lin who was about to leave.

"..."

Before Lin could say anything, the red-haired woman opened her mouth with a dazed look...

"vomit--"

Lin silently looked at Himiko who had vomited all over herself. She was staggering and not conscious at all. After a long time, he sighed.

……

"Hey, I heard this is a matchmaking agency..."

Himiko was holding up an empty wine jar, and it took a lot of effort for Lin to hear clearly what she was saying.

Lin had changed his clothes. Alicia and Prometheus No. 1 and No. 3 had all left temporarily. It seemed that Weiwei had a new job to do, but before leaving, she left a camera, as if she wanted to watch the whole process of Lin's marriage proposal.

"...No, I'm just looking for a marriage partner." Lin spread his hands and explained.

"Oh..." Himiko's brain turned for a few seconds, "Isn't there any difference?"

"Himiko, if you also want to find a marriage partner, you can post on the intranet. You don't need to come to me."

"Ah? Who said I was getting married?"

"..."

"Although I'm the oldest among the Fire Moth soldiers, although I've never been in a relationship since I was born, and although some new recruits have started calling me auntie, I don't mind at all! I just came to see that these guys from the matchmaking agency have been busy for a long time and will end up in the same situation as me!"

"..."

After saying this, Himiko started to giggle, and Lin was shocked by the powerful...resentment in her words.

To be honest, Himiko is not bad looking and has the temperament of a mature woman, at least more mature than Mebius. Her figure is comparable to that of a top model. She can be considered a beauty who gets a lot of attention when she walks on the street.

But I don’t know if every work has to have a character of a super-strong big sister, making their "super-strength" more prominent, resulting in a comprehensive lack of other aspects.

Himiko is the type of person who looks aloof and cool to strangers, but those who are familiar with her know that she is a drunkard who is so bold that she can kill people with her chest when she is drunk.

It turns out she cares about this more than she lets on.

Lin actually wanted to talk to Himiko, and help her relieve her troubles in this regard if possible. After all, they used to work in the same team, and her morale had been depressed after suffering a series of blows. It would be great if she could relieve her worries through things in this regard.

However, Himiko now looked like she was about to put her head into the wine jar, so he estimated that even if he told her, she would almost forget it all when she sobered up.

"What? Xiaolin, what's that look in your eyes?"

Lin touched the viewing window on his face suspiciously to make sure he was wearing a helmet. Then how did Himiko see his eyes?

"Are you wondering why I don't just have a drink in my room to cultivate my sentiments, but am in this bustling world... Ugh..."

This is no longer the mortal world, you are just spewing vomit.

"Drinking alone is so boring. No one will care about you even if you are drunk. You are alone in the room blowing the cold wind... gulp..." Himiko burped, and her empty eyes looked at the motionless Lin across the table, "Lin, what about you? Are you also thinking that you are too lonely, so you want to... gulp... get married..."

The azure viewing window is like a one-way mirror, preventing people from seeing inside, but the people inside can clearly see everything outside.

"No."

"Oh... so you just want to do something silly?"

Lin thought for a few seconds and realized that the current purpose of marriage is to raise offspring. In a sense, Himiko was not wrong?

So he nodded: "I guess so."

"Oh~ Lin, Lin, I didn't expect that the stubborn rock on the bottom of the sea would be moved one day." Himiko smiled even more strangely when she heard this. She reached across the table and patted Lin's shoulder vigorously. "Then, let me teach you?"

"Need not."

"...Why did you reject it so decisively?"

"I have requirements for marriage."

"What are the requirements? Do I not meet them?"

"Well, you stepped through the door with your right foot first, so that doesn't meet the requirements."

"..."

Even though Lin's expression was hidden by the helmet, Himiko still felt that he must have an innocent look at this moment.

Perhaps thinking that Himiko might misunderstand something, Lin thought for a moment and explained: "Captain, your appearance is in line with popular aesthetics, but I respect you, so I don't think it's okay."

"So do you respect Mebius?"

"Respect."

"Can she?"

"it should be OK."

"..."

"..."

Himiko stared at Lin blankly without saying a word. Her expression was so vivid that it made people wonder if she had sobered up, otherwise how could she be so deeply "numb".

"Lin boy, take off your helmet for me." After a long time, she stood up straight and gave Lin a cold order.

"..."

When Lin was about to think of other excuses to escape, Himiko's powerful hands had already pressed down on both sides of his helmet with a "bang", like an immovable pair of iron clamps, tightly grasping his head.

Mild tinnitus silenced Lin.

Lin wanted to step back and break free from Himiko's grip, but Himiko took a big step forward and pushed Lin with her elbow, forcing Lin to keep his balance to prevent being knocked down, and Himiko naturally took the helmet off Lin's head.

Lin's eyes focused, and he quickly hit the joint of Himiko's arm holding the helmet with his right fist with appropriate force, and stretched out his hand to take the helmet.

However, the pained Himiko did not let go. Instead, she sneered, dodged Lin's attack, and slapped him on the back.

This heavy palm strike knocked Lin forward and he fell headfirst towards the door of the Spiral Workshop. If nothing unexpected happened, he would fall.

Lin did not expect Himiko to suddenly attack him, but he just fell down. He was able to calculate the next attack route and grab the helmet back before he fell. This time he...

Lin, who was concentrating on his helmet, suddenly realized that there was a person in the direction he was falling. With his excellent ability in collecting and processing information, it was not difficult for him to detect that someone was coming in. However, detecting and stopping his uncontrolled body were two different things.

"Lin, are you here..."

Sakura was looking at the entrance of the Spiral Workshop, secretly admiring the exquisite craftsmanship of Weiwei, but her eyes were shifted to another place. After hearing the sound of breaking wind, she subconsciously turned around...

Just then, my gaze met a pair of dark eyes.

The soft touch on my lips appeared and disappeared like lightning.

Chapter 34: If you don’t tell me, you won’t know. If you tell me, you won’t know either.

"What do you want from me?"

"Regarding the next training, I want to set the simulation location to the fifth Honkai Impact."

"What's the reason?"

"I think we need to practice what happens if we are hampered..."

Himiko, who had caused the trouble, was finally sober at this time. When she was thinking about how to apologize to the two people, Lin and Ying separated as if they had been electrocuted. Then, before she could even say her apology, they started chatting as if nothing had happened.

The tone was so indifferent that it seemed like it was just a normal meeting.

If Sakura's face hadn't flushed belatedly, Himiko would have thought that they had lost their memories in an instant.

This sudden accident caused her to not even pay attention to Lin's face, and Lin took this opportunity to snatch the helmet back and put it back on.

While Lin was putting on his helmet, Ying quietly touched her mouth. She couldn't believe that the soft touch just now came from here.

This is... an accident, right?

Although Lin was very calm, without even a blush on his face, this should be considered an accident, right? They all subconsciously treated it as if it had not happened, which meant it was an accident, right?

No, no, don't act like you care. Just pretend you don't care...

However, when Lin put on the helmet, she hypnotized herself to look at his helmet calmly, but she couldn't help but look away.

"Hahaha..." Himiko laughed dryly and put one hand on Lin's shoulder. She winked at Ying, "This lady must be Lin's new team member, right? I am his former captain, the captain of the fifth team, Himiko. Hello, hello."

"Hello."

Sakura sighed, putting her cold killer style back on herself and nodded calmly in response.

She knew Himiko. Himiko was in the two photos taken by Lin.

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave..." At this moment, Ying just wanted to escape from this dangerous place, especially when Lin's sight, exposed through the visual window, swept over her.

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

Himiko dodged and stopped Ying. She had an awkward smile on her face: "Miss Ying, would you like to sit for a while? Lin... (lowered his voice) ahem, is looking for a husband."

"Eh? What?"

"Lin! Serve the tea!"

"..."

Lin, who had already planned to end today's matchmaking, stared at Himiko indifferently. At this moment, his eyes seemed to be questioning Himiko's actions just now. If nothing unexpected happened, he would probably not move until Himiko explained.

Himiko put her arms around Lin's neck and whispered into the receiver of his helmet, "Don't mind it, Lin. This is a wonderful misunderstanding, but it's also an opportunity, isn't it? I don't think they care much about it. And you just happen to want to get married..."

"..."

Sakura?

In fact, Lin thought about Ying when he had the idea of ​​getting married.

Compared with the women around her who...have overly prominent personality traits, Sakura has the gentleness of a traditional woman. And from the fact that she has been taking care of Ling alone since she was a child, it can be seen that she is a thrifty woman. It can be said that if there is anyone who best fits the role of "wife" in the concept of family, then Sakura is probably the most perfect candidate.