Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　The sofa, the red color scheme, and the rain-kissed hues are like stacked hamburgers... This is a completely illogical association.

　It makes no sense, just like Flandre and scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

　Only a starving dog would have such hallucinations...

　"Then I must be a burnt meat patty."

　Cong Yu complained, shaking her head speechlessly, "What kind of hamburger only has half a bun?"

　Yao Chuan Guang chuckled at Cong Yu's words and pounced on her like a hungry dog: "Then it has to be me!"

　Wow! The second slice of bread is flying over!

　"Huh? Speechless."

　Cong Yu was speechless, but still hugged Yao Chuanguang tightly, arching backward due to the impact.

　Hong: "Pfft!"

　The red figure emitted a hissing sound as it was pressed down.

　"Then this piece of bread must have been coated in breadcrumbs and fried to have such a golden color."

　As Cong Yu said this, he shook his head and casually said while holding Yao Chuan Guang and scrolling through his phone, "It would be more like it if Xiao Cui were here."

　It seems that Cong Yu is just going along with Yao Chuan Guang's nonsense, continuing her obviously boring "Hamburger Illusion Project" rhetoric.

　Perhaps this is what spoiling is all about.

　"Oh! Right, Xiao Cui is..."

　Lettuce leaves!

　Yaochuan Guang then realized this and looked regretful: "Without vegetables, the hamburger is unhealthy...it feels like junk food."

　Hamburgers are what they are!

　It doesn't matter whether there are vegetables in the part or not!

　"Have you considered the sofa's feelings?"

　Cong Yu spoke casually, but before Yao Chuan Guang could say anything, Hong spoke up without any mercy: "Have you considered my feelings?"

　The sofa is like this: Teacher Hong just needs to obediently be crushed to death, while the sofa has many more things to consider.

　Lan Tianzhu remained silent regarding the interaction between the three.

　Lantian Zhu, who was observing from the sidelines, looked down at her own color scheme and recalled the components of the hamburger that were related to her color.

　Hmm, um, ah...

　Haha, that's impossible!

　People's joys and sorrows are not shared. At this moment, Lan Tianzhu only felt that they were making a lot of noise... Damn it, there are clearly three sofas.

　Why do they all have to squeeze together?

　That's just a fundamental problem with their thinking!

　Blue, who claims not to envy Sky at all, gritted her teeth as she thought this.

　Yaochuan Guang, however, paid no attention to Lantian Zhu.

　Leaning against Teacher Hong's long legs behind her, she leaned her head close to Cong Yu's head and watched the video on Cong Yu's phone.

　The golden strands of hair tickled Cong Yu's face, making him unable to resist brushing the strands aside and tucking them behind Yao Chuan Guang's ear.

　"It's so itchy, don't move."

　As she said this, Cong Yu reached out and pressed Yao Chuan Guang's face, pushing her away: "Watch the video if you want, don't blow on my face."

　Yaochuan Guang naturally obeyed.

　To avoid breathing on Cong Yu's face, she obediently buried her face in Cong Yu's shoulder, only peeking out with her eyes to look at Cong Yu's phone screen.

　This transforms breathing into a zero-distance attribute-liberated breathing technique.

　"..." Cong Yu shook her head and scrolled through the Metuber feed, then saw the notification on her phone...

　Instantly, his previously lazy expression turned serious.

　"In August, the 'Bright Moon Immortal Sect' and 'Bright Moon Immortal Alliance' will lead the 'Grand Ceremony of Ten Thousand Immortals' in China, spreading the Dharma throughout the world... Is that right?"

　As she said this, Cong Yu took a deep breath and calculated the time: "During summer vacation? That sounds like a good time to go."

　Although Cong Yu didn't care whether she asked for leave or not during school.

　"The Grand Ceremony of Ten Thousand Immortals, what is that?"

　Yao Chuanguang asked curiously, watching a magical girl in a stunningly beautiful Chinese-style outfit talking in the video.

　Because they were speaking Mandarin, Yao Chuan couldn't understand even the slightest bit of it... The subtitles were in English, and they were playing very quickly, so he didn't have time to read them.

　"Well, to put it simply..."

　Cong Yu pondered for a moment, then casually said, "It's about gathering magical girls from all over the world to exchange ideas or discuss a certain issue... and the exchange process will be shown to ordinary people."

　This explanation is simple and easy to understand, but is there any need to do it this way?

　"Well……"

　Yao Chuanguang pondered for a moment, then blinked and tilted her head as she looked up: "I don't understand, woof."

　Cong Yu's expected answer... except for the word "Woof".

　However, barring any unforeseen circumstances, the Wind City Squad will likely receive an invitation as well. The whole world should not stand idly by in this act of "self-rescue."

　Immortal King...

　This is the kind of person who feels "obligated to do something" because of their status and superior abilities compared to others, but is unable to do so.

　It really has a lot of potential to turn evil.

　Actually, Yaochuan Guang and Xiao Cui also have the potential to turn to the dark side...

　Thinking of this, Cong Yu couldn't help but reach out and pat Yao Chuan Guang's head: "It's so wonderful that you two can be so cute."

　Yaochuan Guang didn't quite understand why Congyu suddenly said that. But no matter what, she was praising him, right?

　"Hehe, okay!"

　-

　Lao Lan: "The term 'cute and adorable' includes me, right?"

　Lao Hong: "Does 'cute and adorable' include me?"

　Lao Da: "Man!"

　Red and Blue: "Who are you?!"

　Volumes: Rites, Ceremonies, Rites, Legacy

　Chapter 640 Piano VS Violin

　"Ten Strange Tales of Fengdu Revealed..."

　Security guard: I really saw it! Musical instruments were battling each other! Blades flashed, zithers and lutes played in harmony! A single sword's light chilled nineteen provinces!

　Security guard: I'm not sick! I'm not sick (shouts)!

　Security guard: Ahhh, there really are unseen people fighting with pianos! I'm telling the truth!

　"..."

　"Hahaha……"

　Yao Chuanguang couldn't help but laugh out loud while watching the video, which caught the attention of Cong Yu, who was sitting in front of her.

　Cong Yu: "???"

　Why did she suddenly start laughing? Even if her monthly exam results were indeed very good, it's not like she'd be laughing every now and then, is it?

　Every now and then I'll chuckle.

　Are you really from Fengdu if you care so much about grades?

　With a curious look in her eyes, Cong Yu peeked at Yao Chuan Guang's phone screen, and she generously shared it with Cong Yu.

　In fact, Yao

　Chuan Guang was always happy to show Cong Yu his chats and videos, as if they were treasures.

　As for Cong Yu, at least a year ago, she wouldn't show Yao Chuan Guang her chats with other top players; she was really stingy.

　Therefore, Yaochuan is good, and Congyu is bad (I'm sure of it).

　"It's a meme animation about a school security guard, saying that there are musical instruments fighting at school at night, it's very funny."

　As he said this, Yaochuan Guang showed the video, but Cong Yu only glanced at it a few times before falling into deep thought: "Don't you recognize this school?"

　Recognize...recognize what?

　Yaochuan Guang tilted his head, then suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "No...no, you're talking about something like Fuuto High School from over ten years ago?"

　"And quite a few people died, and it was only with great difficulty that the matter was suppressed? Even today, the sounds of vengeful spirits can be heard in the music classroom?!"

　It must be said that Yao Chuanguang's watching of those bizarre TV dramas was not for nothing; at least her imagination and storytelling ability are quite outstanding.

　"It's Fengdu Affiliated High School."

　As Cong Yu spoke, she rested her chin on her hand and looked out the window at the playground... and the smaller playground on the other side of the playground.

　The playgrounds of Fuuto High School and Fuuto Affiliated Middle School are connected.

　There are also small doors that allow passage between them...

　That's why Xiao Cui was able to come and play so easily.

　"Furthermore, judging from the timing of your video, it must have happened recently, perhaps even this week."

　As Cong Yu spoke, he casually judged the timing of the events, then looked up at the math teacher who was giving a lecture.

　He was a male teacher, and he was bald.

　Although Cong Yu and Yao Chuanguang were talking during class, their voices were relatively soft... and it was a math class.

　In math class, most students are drowsy, and many seats are even empty.

　This is what they call skipping class.

　Although skipping class is not a good thing for students, I'm sorry, this is Japan after all.

　To be more specific, this is Fengdu (Windy City).

　In the neon-lit city of Tokyo, where happy education is rampant, the city's level of happiness ranks among the top.

　Suddenly, skipping class became a reasonable behavior.

　"Hey, there's more to the video, it seems to be from a real person's perspective."

　Yao Chuanguang spoke softly, scrolling through his phone, sharing the rest of the video with Cong Yu.

　-

　"Is anyone there? Hello?"

　In the darkness, the flashlight beam flickered incessantly, signifying that... the flashlight was running out of power.

　"Why is there no movement?"

　"Who knows... Is it a prank?"

　"It's probably a prank. It can't be that a thief just happened to pass by the music room and was trying to cultivate his mind, can it?"

　The two security guards were talking as they headed toward the music classroom on the third floor... because they had heard music during their night patrol.

　Fuuto High School does not have night patrols.

　However, Fengdu Affiliated Middle School has...

　On the one hand, it's because the authorities are afraid that some junior high school students are slow learners and will be locked in classrooms or libraries and unable to get out.

　College students aren't that stupid. At least everyone has a cell phone, and if they go hungry for a night, it's not a big deal to sleep in the classroom.

　"Ah, the battery is out."

　One of the security guards said this, fiddling with the increasingly rapid flashlight in his hand, and then tapped it twice...