Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　The flashlight has completely stopped working.

　"It doesn't matter, let's go this way, the emergency exit will be faster."

　"Ah."

　The piano music was undoubtedly coming from the music room or the surrounding area.

　Let's see if any student left their phone here to play pranks or scare people.

　Or perhaps a teacher forgot to turn off the tape recorder after a music lesson... an investigation would suffice.

　Apart from that, the security guards don't need to worry about so much.

　Security guards, security guards, they only go to get off work to get off work.

　Security guards, security guards, protect your safety!

　"..."

　"Thump thump thump—Duang! Boom! Boom!"

　The music room was filled with a chaotic cacophony of sounds, like something was banging on the piano.

　And from time to time, the sound of stringed instruments could be heard.

　From this perspective, could it be a group of stray cats having a party, climbing in through the window or somewhere else, and then starting to mess around?

　With this in mind, the two exchanged ideas and immediately quickened their pace to avoid the small animals damaging the musical instruments.

　Then...

　"boom!"

　Suddenly a loud noise rang out, which made the two security guards even more certain that it was a stray cat from somewhere.

　"what sound?"

　Something hit the floor.

　"Damn stray cat..."

　The security guards immediately quickened their pace and walked towards the direction from which the noise came, then quickly pushed open the door to the music classroom where the commotion was taking place.

　The next moment... the two security guards were stunned.

　"bump!"

　"Thump!!!"

　The two security guards stood dumbfounded in front of the door, their eyes wide open as they stared at the scene inside.

　The entire music classroom was completely destroyed and fell into pieces.

　Almost none of the musical instruments inside were intact; they were all reduced to various kinds of fragments, scattered everywhere.

　on the ground.

　But this is also reasonable.

　What's rather bizarre is that a piano and three or four violins are battling in the sky... Yes, they are indeed battling.

　The violins, violas, violets, and violins collided with a massive piano like swords clashing.

　It emitted the sound of piano keys and strings.

　That's probably where the previous noise came from.

　……

　In that instant, both of their minds went blank, and they stood there dumbfounded, watching the battle between the two instruments.

　Then, seemingly noticing the arrival of the two security guards, the piano and violin gradually stopped attacking each other.

　Both instruments turned to look at the security guard.

　It then instantly lost its "life" and fell to the ground with a loud thud.

　Security Guard A: "???"

　Security Guard B: "???"

　Chapter 641 Lan Tianzhu's promotion is a bit too fast

　As is widely known, many of the ten strange tales of Fengdu were actually created by Cong Yu and his friends.

　For example, a dark, colorless figure... you can tell from the sound that it's either a large shadow or a small shadow out for a stroll.

　To be honest, after the ban on neon freaks was lifted, some cities with a more open atmosphere... like Tokyo.

　It's no longer surprising to see eccentric people wandering around the streets.

　Interestingly, because of the precedent set by Kyoto, other cities did not experience any particularly large-scale events.

　Anyway, it's still better than the drunken ghosts fighting all over the streets.

　Many people mistakenly believe that "Le", "Beng", and "Dian" are the human figures in ghost stories.

　And for some reason, the term "nigger" has unknowingly become a term for a humanoid monster.

　I don't know who spread the rumor.

　(Laughs: Haha, laughs—)

　And one of the ten strangest tales of Fengdu, the... weird dog with two tails, is also quite easy to understand.

　Most of the people in Fengdu already know that the real identity of this dog repairman is actually the Eccentric King of Central City.

　The hundreds of "Takemikazuchi" series of memes that were super popular last year belonged to this "monster king".

　This might just be the king of cute and adorable emojis.

　Of course, nobody knows what this "Monster King" is called or what his real name is...

　(Takemikazuchi: Isn't it already written on the emoji?)

　(Human: shrugs)

　"..." And this time, the rumor circulating online about "a piano that plays automatically at night" seems to have been defined as invisible monsters attacking each other with musical instruments... That's pretty much it.

　Of course, in the authentic version of the Ten Strange Tales of Fengdu, those who listen to this music will eventually become Zisha (purple clay).

　However, it's clear that this video completely ignored this point in order to generate buzz, making no attempt to mention it at all.

　In response, [a fanatic of the top ten strange tales of Fengdu, a surfer of the old era, and a short, generation-gap homeroom teacher] expressed strong dissatisfaction.

　I wish I could go to Fengdu High School myself to find out.

　Then the old principal kept him at home.

　-

　Investigation Mission: The Piano Played Late at Night

　Completion condition: Complete the investigation into the musical instruments that are attacking each other at Fuuto Affiliated Middle School.

　Compensation: 15000Z

　Client: Fuuto Magical Girl Agency

　Agent: Fengdu Team

　-

　"Fifteen thousand, not bad... Just working overtime tonight, and everyone can split five thousand, that's pretty good."

　Lan Tianzhu said calmly.

　Cong Yu was quite familiar with the number "five thousand". Speaking of which, the first time he borrowed money from Yao Chuanguang, it was five thousand, which was used to pay for moving expenses.

　It was because of these five thousand that she formed a bond with Yaochuan Guang and the others.

　But Cong Yu still wants to say that the cost of labor and goods in Japan is ridiculously high. If she had known, she would have secretly used the Jormungandr train to move them.

　Moreover, at that time, Yaochuan Guang and he themselves were struggling to make ends meet.

　They belong to two poor guys.

　Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I updated my friend list, so it's time to add new friends like "Raku" and "Munemasa Yoshimi".

　To be honest, it hasn't been long since Cong Yu said those words to the BOSS.

　At that time, Cong Yu said...

　I'm going to school, temporarily leaving my job, or rather, pursuing further studies. I'll be leaving the group of weirdos and have no further involvement with the inner workings of the world.

　Then, just six months later, a golden little fool and a self-righteous idiot disturbed his peaceful life.

　As a result, he obediently went to work for the group not long after.

　Stunning.

　While Cong Yu was thinking this, Yao Chuan Guang looked utterly dejected: "Ah, I'm so stupid, really."

　Where did Xianglin's wife come from?

　"I knew something strange was happening in Fuuto, and the agency would send magical girls to investigate, but I never expected it would fall on our shoulders again."

　As Yao Chuan Guang finished washing the dishes, she put her hands together and looked at the streetlights outside: "Luckily, Xiao Cui is a local and knows the way."

　In response, Xiao Cui glanced sideways at Yao Chuan's sister and said, "What do you mean by 'local bully'... you'd be more like a native."

　Why can't you just say "they are students of Fengdu Affiliated High School"?

　This makes it sound like Xiao Cui is a cannibal.

　丛雨

　Thinking this, he lay down on the sofa and happily played games with Hong... Suddenly, he realized that Xiao Cui might really be a cannibal.

　At least her little elf eats people.

　Thinking this, Cong Yu looked at the three members of the Fengdu team who had already transformed and were ready to go out, and chuckled: "Go early and come back early."

　Having said that, Cong Yu continued to focus on the game, preparing to continue playing with Hong for another three hundred rounds.

　Yao Chuanguang: "..."

　Blue Sky Nagisa: "..."

　Xiao Cui: "..."

　"..." Cong Yu: "..."

　Noticing the gazes of the three people standing frozen in place, Cong Yu silently raised her head, realizing something.

　"Haha, by the way..."

　With that, Cong Yu nodded seriously and waved his index and middle fingers together: "May your martial arts prowess be great!"

　Cong Yu, pretending to be naive, gave a blessing.

　Cong Yu already knew what was going to happen next, and he silently paused the online game...

　The game Cong Yu is playing now is a new game in this timeline.

　No, it's possible that it existed around this time in the past. But it was a small-scale indie game, so it didn't leave a trace in historical records.

　Although Cong Yu is said to have filled in knowledge about the past, not every trivial detail is qualified to be included in "knowledge".

　"..." If nothing unexpected happens, we'll soon see the combined attack of "Murayu-chan" and "Starry Eyes," and of course, we can't forget...

　"Congyu-chan, come with us!"

　Yaochuan Guang prayed, his hands clasped together and his eyes shining: "This is my request for my whole life."

　Yes, and we must not forget the phrase, "This is my lifelong request."

　Although I've lost count of how many "lifelong requests" this is from Hikaru Yokawa...

　This is also very reasonable.

　There's no rule that a person can only make one "lifetime request" in their lifetime. Maybe this is a continuous spell that doesn't consume "focus points"?

　However, only one target can be affected, and it can only be applied to Cong Yu.

　“Brother Congyu, this is my lifelong request.”

　Xiao Cui followed suit.