They want to hear my voice

Looking at the food on the table, Tartaglia fell into deep thought. He seemed to have something to say to Bai Shinan, but... he remembered it.

"What's the matter with that astronomical amount of money spent? What's your relationship with Astrologius Mona Megistus? Aren't you engaged to Yuhengxing?"

"From a common sense perspective, they are both his wives. He probably has never met these two wives."

Tartaglia was silent. "Let me ask you a question. Is your child almost as old as my brother?"

[From a certain perspective, the guy you saw last time who started teasing the Heavenly Justice Maintainer... is my child...]

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, there are no similarities other than those that are incongruous.

Thirty-eighth Palm of the Skirmisher: I am the only Skirmisher among the Fools

"Let's talk business. After all, it's embarrassing to keep spending your money."

When Bai Zinan said this, Tartaglia glanced at Zhongli, and there was no need to explain what was going on.

"Oh? I'd like to hear the details."

"It's simple. You give me money and I give you power. It's not the evil eye kind."

[The Herrscher Core is not for you to sell for money. 】

Bai Zinan: Is the Herrscher Core valuable?

[You are right, it is indeed worthless to us. ]

"The Herrscher Core can be used externally or internally. You can even contact me anytime and anywhere. There are no major restrictions."

"As long as you are strong enough, you can create a follower like the Beibeilong last time."

[What are you waiting for? Don’t spend too much money, just buy the core and take it home, and kiss each other during the day…]

Bai Zinan: You said the wrong line.

Tartaglia & Zhongli: ...

"Do you want to supply the Fatui?" Tartaglia thought for a moment. If Bai Zinan could provide a large amount of this kind of thing, his men would be less in danger of death.

"Just for you."

Fatui? What the hell, where can my sister get materials to strengthen Fatui? Didn't you see that I only united all the Hillilchuls in Mondstadt?

"Give it to me?" The young master glanced at his God's Eye and Evil Eye. If these things were taken away, he would only have martial arts left. If he had the Herrscher Core that he took internally...

Not to mention anything else, when you see a lady that makes you unhappy, you can beat her without any scruples.

"make a deal."

"Give me a few to play with." Old man Zhongli felt that he needed a few plates of things.

When the three of them reached an agreement, the lady who was far away at Inazuma's plan shuddered. What a deadly death threat this was. She was more frightened than the first time she faced General Raiden.

"Give me your evil eye. Your evil eye lets you play with thunder. So can I."

For an Asasi brother who loves his younger brother, nothing is more important than the name of such a person. If there is, it must be his wife.

Bai Zinan took the Young Master's evil eye, rubbed out a Herrscher of Lightning core and stuffed it into Tartaglia's body, "What else do I need, Kang Kang? When the elemental force can't beat it..."

[I can't give you any constraints. I'll say that in advance.]

Tartaglia: Restraints...? I don't want any restraints.

Bai Zinan: This constraint is not that constraint. Forget it, I don't intend to give you such a dangerous one, otherwise the Heavenly Justice Maintainer will fight with me on the Tree of Imaginary Numbers.

"Here's this."

A weakened rational core, which is probably just the extent of projecting some cold weapons. This is an original version of Shirou Emiya, Tartaglia.

“Too much at once is not good.”

Tartaglia saw that the other party was about to give it to her, and quickly stopped him, "Tell me about me..."

[There is a manual, thank you, I am not responsible for teaching. ]

[Warm reminder, don't think about giving it to others to study. If the Herrscher Core is taken away, you might die. Except for the one that Yang did a sit-up.]

Zhongli pointed at himself. It was his turn, wasn't it? He wanted to play something fun, like Bai Zinan's rubbing everything with his bare hands. Wouldn't it be great if he could rub two Ruotuos to play with when he had nothing to do?

"I don't want anything else. Rub everything with my bare hands. You know, 6000 years of accumulated knowledge, cough cough."

Bai Zinan understands so well.

"My dear friend, I paid for the meal. Now I want to find someone to fight with."

……

"This is a sad story, my big soldier, please don't yell in my ear next time. You are neither my wife nor my friend. (Wallet Duck and Old Man: They are called close friends)"

At this moment, Bai Zinan's hands were caressing Sanbing's body like a pervert. Sanbing was tied up and tied to the last meteorite.

"You wanted to kill my wife just now, didn't you? But it's not a big deal, you were just thinking about it."

Ying: Tnnd, I finally went from being a sister to a wife.

Mona: He's talking about me, forget it.

Scattered Soldier: Are you sure this guy isn't gay? The way he looks at me is even more perverted than the doctor's.

"Will you...will you stop touching me?"

"Are you scared? That's it? No way!"

[Human, are you scared? ]

Scattered Soldier: I… I’m not scared… I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t scared! Damn it, save me, isn’t the Young Master in Liyue? I’ve sent a signal, why hasn’t he come yet?

Tartaglia: Sanbing? I don't know him. I'm afraid Bai Zinan will misunderstand.

For the first time in so many years, Sanbing felt the terror as deep as the abyss. In a trance, he even saw the gentle look in Lei's eyes when he was filming him.

Sanbing missed home. This man was too scary. After analyzing him, he still wouldn't let him go. Didn't they say that people of Liyue value contracts?

This guy doesn't keep his word and is still waltzing on himself with his hands. Woohoo, Winter Kingdom? Executor? Fuck him.

Ying Mama, your son is not clean anymore.

[Thank you for the invitation. After Bai Zinan and I merged, I am not considered a Honkai and he is not considered a human. ]

Skirmisher: I...

"You tell me what I have to do in order for you to let me go."

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished analyzing it yet, but I have to explain it to you clearly. If you look at me as if I were a male ketone, I will let you feel the joy of gender transformation."

[If you ever think of touching my wife, I will definitely kill you and make you a rabbit master.]

Sanbing shut up. He was not that stupid woman like the lady. The situation was stronger than him. He could not stand this pervert, so he would not be stubborn.

"By the way, do you think the Heart of God is easy to obtain?"

"Maybe?"

The lady said that she slapped and kicked Barbatos and got it easily, so the questionnaire was very simple to fill out. The young master said that he bought the Heart of God from Morax using Mora from a vault of the Northland Bank...

Morax would actually be without Mora... No, so it's not difficult!

“I gotta tell you, it’s hard.”

[This child is not very smart, so he needs to be fed his favorite slap in the face.]

Skirmishers: ???

"You have to remember, be grateful and fearful, because some things you can get are given to you intentionally."

"What exactly do you want to say?"

Maybe it was because I was touched for too long, Sanbing lay down flat. You can touch me as you like. There is no place on my body that is shameful.

"I want to say that most of you Fatui are just stragglers who treat others as fools."

"Impossible. I am the only stragglers among the Fatui executive officers."

[Baby, your IQ makes me anxious. You didn't act this stupid when you were fighting Ying and Mona! ]

"Regarding that thing you mentioned, I advise you not to delve into it. I am from outside this world. What is outside your fake starry sky... your world cannot resist it.

The water is too deep here, you can't handle it, just listen to your father's advice."

"…What is your relationship with Thor? Are you husband and wife?"

The stragglers who gave up resistance became completely confused, and their attention shifted to his grandmother's house.

"I think I have enough wives, I just want to take advantage of you symbolically."

[I have enough wives, but they are still increasing, right? ]

Sanbing: If I can leave alive and mentally sound, I will stay away from any beautiful woman I see and never mess with this old man again.

"Huh, analysis is complete. So this is how the AI ​​is set up."

"Can you let me go now? Can I go now?"

The tense chrysanthemum relaxed. Although he lay flat, Sanbing was still afraid that Bai Zinan would face the challenge. He never thought that Bai Zinan would come up with a word.

"You can't leave once you are in my hands. Also, I have the Water Curtain Cave to go to, why should I go to stir up the shit pot?"

Chapter 39: The Robbery of Dawei Hill and the Paimon Declaration

When Sanbing was let go, his whole face was filled with pain. Of course, nothing strange happened. It was simply that Bai Zinan brainwashed him.

But... the brainwashing was not thorough. Instead, it was more like a new consciousness was added to his brain, which kept chattering in his mind, so he seemed particularly painful.

Not long after sending away the stragglers, Mona and Ying finished dealing with the matter of the Heaven's Throne. "I say, do you know about the False Heaven?"

Mona was worried, Bai Zinan shrugged. How could she know that when she died, the scattered soldiers would not come out for this matter.

However, some big guys speculated that it was a world bubble...

"Your expression clearly shows that you know something."

[Fake, you read it wrong, son of a bitch, Honkai can fix the expression, we must not let them know that there is another world outside this world]

Mona & Ying: ???

"You really can't tell?"

[He really didn't know. Even if he knew, he deleted his memory of that part a second ago.]

Mona: That’s not necessary.

"Don't tell me, I'm going to know it sooner or later. Come on, take me to see Keqing."

[I hope there won’t be a Shura Field. I saw the Shura Field of Sora and Ying last time. I’m really afraid of this thing now.]

Bai Zinan: Oh? Little brother, that's all? It's just a cricket battleground...

Keqing won't use me to cut beef offal.

Paimon: I heard Niu Za!

Yuehai Pavilion in Liyue Harbor is where the Seven Stars of Liyue hold meetings and work.

But there are only three people here now, Ningguang, Keqing and Ganyu.

Ever since Ningguang heard the news of Keqing and Bai Zinan's engagement, she felt heartbroken and it seemed that her finances would never be recovered.

According to Baiwen's description, Keqing and Bai Zinan first met when they were dealing with Osel, right under his nose, and their engagement took place the next day.

Is this the speed that humans can have? As expected of you, Keqing, you are also very decisive in finding a man.

Keqing always had a strange feeling. She had a good relationship with Ganyu and Ningguang... Why did they both become inexplicably hostile to her after she told this?

Ganyu: That was the Emperor's choice for me! The Emperor's choice for me! I've worked hard for Liyue for more than two thousand years, and you guys are going to squeeze even men away from me?

Wait a moment?

Ye Yang suddenly realized something. He was not from modern Liyue, so he could accept the marriage system of ancient Liyue...

Ye Yang's battle plan against Keqing and Ningguang has changed. Now it is a battle plan against Ningguang, but before that... I have to convince Keqing...

"So this is a battle between Lady Ningguang and Lady Keqing."

Wang Xiaomei's outlook suddenly broadened. She was no longer upset or confused, so she just lay down on the table and took a nap.