They want to hear my voice

"Brother, are you serious?"

Ying, Mona and Bai Zinan were standing outside Yuehai Pavilion, discussing something. Why did they ignore Paimon?

Paimon's stomach is full of Bai Zinan's stuff and has turned into Paimon's shape.

"Yes, there is indeed such a kind of hillbilly in Liyue. Greatness is written on his face. Your mission is to find him and mess with him."

If he brought two to see Keqing at once, he might really be taken away and made into beef offal. For his own sake, Bai Zinan decided to betray the lovely Dawei Qiu.

"But you must remember not to disturb Daweiqiu. If you disturb him, don't fight him. Take his box before he opens it."

【Wow, what are you going to do to Viagra! 】

Bai Zinan: I want to make my sister rich.

"That box is full of raw stones, get it? The living Great Great Chucks are more useful than the dead ones."

These three sentences made Ying open her heart to Bai Zinan. What is a real brother? Knowing that his sister didn't have raw stones, he found a channel for her to get a lot of raw stones.

Kong? Who is that? I don't know him. He made me run through the second round without leaving any good stuff. He really made me cut through Teyvat with his bladeless sword, right?

"I see, my dear brother, this is called a sustainable development strategy, so can you prepare a Daweiqiu breeding manual for your dear sister?"

The answer still depends on the fourth disaster. Actually, she wanted to say "love kiss" at first, but with Mona in front of her, she was more or less embarrassed.

"There is a kind of Qiuqiu people who would rather die with honor than live in disgrace. He is called Daweiqiu, so he cannot be kept, but... his box is the same as Mond's pigeons..."

At least, for now, she’s still a younger sister…wait, so there’s nothing wrong with being a younger sister, right?

By the time Ying reacted, Bai Zinan and Mona had already entered Yuehai Pavilion. Well, Ying planned to rob Daweiqiu first.

According to the map given by Bai Zinan, Ying scouted the area and prepared to rob Daweiqiu. Everything we do is for justice and for the rough stone. The Daweiqiu hunter attacked.

In Qingce Manor, Ying blocked Paimeng's mouth with food, as he was prone to doing bad things, and explored the terraced fields step by step. Her A-level intuition as an adventurer told her that there was the scent of raw stone and the existence of Daweiqiu here.

One step, two steps, three steps, and I saw a hillbilly lying in the field with a suitcase as his pillow, snoring. The sunlight was scattered on his great mask, and his steady breathing and saliva at the corners of his mouth showed that he was dreaming a pipe dream.

"Is that the box?"

Ying narrowed her eyes, rubbed her hands together, and planned to hit the target with one blow.

As the breeze blew, Ying turned into a yellow flash and rushed in front of Daweiqiu. Daweiqiu, who was awakened by the movement, was hit by Ying's stunning blow before he could react - the Paimon hammer.

He raised his right hand high and grabbed the little foot that was less than a palm away. When Paimon was confused, Ying suddenly smashed towards the head of Daweiqiu. The hillbilly suffered 1/5 of the damage of the wild boar and fell into dizziness with a muffled sound.

Paimeng covered his head and complained about Ying's inhumane behavior. Ying held Daweiqiu's suitcase and threw the tracking device that she had asked Bai Zinan for before leaving into Daweiqiu's hair. This was the raw leek, which had to be harvested one by one.

"ya!!!"

Dawei Qiu was furious. Someone didn't hit him, but snatched the raw stone. Could it be that he knew that if he was killed, the raw stone would turn into cabbage? Without giving Dawei Qiu time to think, he rushed towards Ying.

No effect at all.

When Dawei Qiu chased after him, Ying used the Legend Anchor to bring himself and Paimon back to Liyue Harbor, completely ignoring Dawei Qiu's sad and angry expression, and shouted out Cerebro's famous words.

"Give me back my box of raw stones!!! You thieves! Robbers!!!"

Liyue Harbor, Yuehai Pavilion, Ying rushed in with a suitcase, "My dear...!!!"

The excited voice suddenly stopped. Except for Bai Zinan, everyone's eyes turned to Ying, "You... also want to compete with us/me for a man?"

At this moment, Bai Zinan is the dividing line, with Ningguang in the left hand, and Keqing, Ganyu and Mona in the right hand.

The atmosphere was tense, but Paimeng couldn't see the situation clearly. She only knew that if she didn't speak up, her food source would be "killed" by them. So Paimeng, who was smart, leaned forward and opened her mouth.

"What are you talking about? Bai Zinan is of course mine, let go!"

Paimon, who is not even as tall as Xiao, shouted out that Morax is not as good as Mora with confidence. When it comes to food, Paimon will never give in.

Ying was stunned, and then Ying thought of Sha Yi, Cricket Paimeng, an emergency food, and wanted to snatch people from him?

"What...what are you doing? Ying, you look at me like that too. I am not your best friend anymore QAQ???"

"I am your external voice machine!"

[Oh, the battle between the three heroes and Ningguang has ended temporarily. This is a day worth remembering. On this day, Paimon made the Paimon Declaration.]

Chapter 40: Marriage in the Underworld - Taking the Bride to the Hall of the Dead

Goodbye, my emergency food, goodbye, my reserve, even though you are my external voice generator, part-time Fischl language translator and Mora destroyer.

Ying thought so, she never thought that Paimeng was so ambitious and wanted to snatch Bai Zinan from her.

"Little Paimon, you have quite an appetite. You are so big... you can reach your stomach in one step, right?"

Mona dares to say anything. After all, she is not a reserved girl like Liyue. Of course, in the mind of Paimeng, who does nothing but eat, this sentence seems particularly normal. As long as he has Bai Zinan, wouldn't all kinds of delicacies be at his fingertips?

"Hmm, it seems like you've been fed a lot by Bai Zinan."

Paimon had a look of "Oh, you know a lot about this", while Mona, Ying, Keqing, Ningguang and Ganyu looked at Bai Zinan who was just watching the show.

[Fuck, Bai Zinan, you are getting more and more vicious. How did you commit a crime right under my nose? ]

Shocking the collapse for a hundred years, how could this guy do this? Apart from the three major families, Bai Zinan was hit by the midnight rap, and Bai Zinan never did this kind of thing...

"I'm warning you, Liyue has a complete set of criminal laws for this. You'd better confess quickly, so that you can get a lighter sentence."

The five girls sat in a row at one end of the table, Bai Zinan sat at the other end, accompanied by Paimeng who was eating osmanthus cake. Paimeng simply couldn't understand what was going on with Bai Zinan, how could such a good person who gave him cakes do something wrong!

"Hey... Did you misunderstand something? Bai Zinan is a good person. Why are you interrogating him like a criminal?"

"Paimon, shut up. This kind of behavior must not be tolerated." Ying seemed to have forgotten that Paimon was with her 24 hours a day, and there was no chance of the kind of thing they imagined happening.

"Hey! Is it that serious? Bai Zinan, I was wrong! I won't ask you for food anymore."

Girls: (O_O)? ?

"Um... let's continue discussing Bai Zinan's ownership."

Bai Zinan: Am I a thing?

【Be more confident, you are nothing. 】

……

It was unknown when Ying started to live a rich life under Bai Zinan's care (domestic?). In addition to the daily salary of the Adventurer's Association, the raw stones offered by the gods of Mondstadt Hill Country were also used to rob Dawei Hill of raw stones, rob Dawei Hill of raw stones, and rob Dawei Hill of raw stones...

That's right, there is no repetition here, because Ying's life is like this. There are a total of fifteen locations where Daweiqiu may spawn, and Ying only robs them but does not kill them. She even installed locators on them, and when a box of raw stone spawns in their hands, she will attack with a sharp blade.

Over time, she developed the same skill as Theresa's, which was to tear the comic book into atoms in one second and only be useful to the comic book. The moment Dawei Qiu's suitcase refreshed, she would grab the suitcase at superluminal speed.

A big Weiqiu box contains a ten-rounder, and she can grab fifteen rounds a day...

This was a disaster for Daweiqiu. Bai Zinan felt sorry for Daweiqiu, but he also went to grab it with Ying. After all, drawing cards is...

A month passed, and Ying met Fengyuan Manye, the man known as Ye Tiandi. Then, something that shocked Liyue happened: Yuhengxing Keqing was getting married.

After that day, Bai Zinan didn't know what agreement the five girls reached, but Bai Zinan felt that she was in trouble.

Today, the lights are lit and Keqing is wearing a red wedding dress, waiting for Bai Zinan to pick her up... Oh my god, is this guy going to take her from here to Mondstadt's Hilliard Kingdom and then send her back?

This guy didn’t even mention buying a house in Liyue... Wait... This is bad, this is too hasty, will this guy take me to the Hall of Rebirth?

At this time, the Wangsheng Hall was very lively. Hu Tao was running around. Looking at Bai Zinan who was dressed in bright red, she stopped and said, "This is a big deal, but is it really appropriate here?"

"Why is it inappropriate? Isn't this my home in Liyue?"

Hu Tao nodded. There was indeed nothing inappropriate about it. Could it be said that his marriage skipped the messy process of having children and went straight to the point of joint burial?

"That makes sense. Remember to open a branch of the Shengtang Hall in your Daegu Dynasty."

Walnut checked the time. "Do you still need to decorate your wedding room? Are you really not considering the ancient tomb style I suggested?"

Zhongli's hands trembled as he drank tea. It was his fault that he did not teach his child well. But from a common sense point of view, the only person who would take the bride directly to the funeral home after getting married was Bai Zinan, and he even held a banquet in front of the funeral home.

"From a common sense perspective, the more you think about it, the weirder it gets."

Considering that Bai Zinan had died twice, Zhongli felt even more strange. Although Bai Zinan was alive now, from a certain perspective, this was a ghost marriage, right? No matter, he could get a free meal anyway, so he could do whatever he wanted.

If you let me out today, I want to have a feast! Morax, I will take care of your ancestors!

The auspicious time has arrived. After offering sacrifices to the ancestors, Bai Zinan showed up at Keqing's door on time with the wedding procession. They began to prepare for the wedding, distribute money as soon as they entered the house, and sent the bill to Tartaglia.

On a wedding day, a best man is a must when spending money (bushi), such as Wallet Dartalia. Dartalia wanted to have some fun, so he kindly paid all the betrothal gifts for Bai Zinan.

(Tartaria: I don't do this for anything else. I heard that in Liyue, parents do this to their children. A brother who doesn't want to be a father is not a good brother.)

Keqing, wearing a red veil, was helped out by her maid and got on the bridal carriage. With a shout for the sedan chair to be lifted, four Qiuqiu thugs from the Qiuqiu country in the wedding procession came out. The four Qiuqiu people, all dressed in red, directly lifted up the sedan chair.

Qiuqiu carried the sedan chair, and it was very steady. Hu Tao, who was a member of Bai Zinan's family and friends, looked at the sedan chair and fell into deep thought. It seemed that she could get a funeral business where Qiuqiu carried the coffin.

Accompanied by the sounds of lion dancing and suona, the bridal sedan set off to the Hall of Rebirth.

The bridal sedan landed steadily at the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth. The maid who escorted the bride opened the door curtain and helped Keqing get out of the bridal sedan.

The master of ceremonies of this wedding is Zhongli, and he also has to play other roles. After all, Bai Zinan is an orphan without a father or a mother. At a time like this, Zhongli and Tartaglia, who are his good friends, are the natural choice. Without a father or a mother, brothers have to take over.

When both parents gave speeches, Zhongli and Tartaglia also had to give speeches. As for who the father and mother were...

A wedding also requires a group of relatives and friends. After much effort, Bai Zinan's group of relatives and friends were all together. Except for Hu Tao, who was a normal person, all the other normal people:

The 1.58-meter-tall handsome boy Xiao, the best toy salesman in winter Gongzi, Guoba who Diluk once tried to date, the drunkard poet Wendy who came to drink for free, Morax who didn't have Mora, and the fat camel who was the immortal Morax.

A chatty Zhenjun? That's Ganyu's family, they can't attend. Ying, Mona, Ganyu, Ningguang? Just kidding, these four people are on the side of Keqing's family and friends. After all, they are going to get married, and standing on Bai Zinan's side will inevitably be poked in the back.

After Zhongli finished reading the opening speech, it was time to invite the parents of both parties. Ke's father and mother attended. Zhongli threw the emcee duties to Wendy, and he and Gongzi sat in the seats of Bai Zinan's parents.

In the hall of the Rebirth Hall, the process continued, inviting the groom and welcoming the bride. Keqing, the bride, stepped over the fire basin step by step with the help of her maid. Wendy said, "Step over the fire basin, and the newlyweds will have a prosperous marriage and tie the red ball!"

The red ball was originally given to the groom and bride by the best man, but Tartaglia, who was originally the best man, turned over and became a father, so the best man was taken over by the very difficult to serve Zhenjun Xiao. After Xiao tried to smile and failed, he walked between the two with the red ball and said coldly, "Congratulations."

Keqing and Bai Zinan each held one end of the red ball, and the witness gave the wedding speech. The witness was Hu Tao, and she took the initiative to take on this responsibility. After all, in her opinion, there was no difference between reciting this and praying for the deceased.

The next step was to get married in the wedding ceremony. Under Wendy's guidance, "First, bow to heaven and earth! Second, bow to your parents! Husband and wife bow to each other."

Zhongli and Tartaglia were so happy when they paid their second respects to their parents. The two bachelors experienced what it was like to be parents.

The next step is to lift the veil...

Chapter 41: Drunk Aqing Leipu Zinan

Under the veil, Keqing looked like a ripe peach with a rosy face. Although this marriage was too shady, she felt a different feeling in her heart.

Today's Honkai was quiet. He still had self-knowledge. If he did something wrong at the wedding, Bai Zinan would definitely rape and kill him, then rape and kill him again, over and over again.

Lifting the veil, Keqing's face came into Bai Zinan's sight. Today, Keqing was wearing makeup, with light red eyeshadow, her purple hair was piled high and pinned with golden phoenix jewels, her cheeks were painted with a little rouge, blending with her body fragrance, and her lips were pink and slightly red.

"Ahem, next is serving tea. Bride and groom, hold the tea in both hands."

Wendy smiled ninjaly. He was very curious. The old man had changed a lot and seemed more energetic. And...what he cared about most was whether Keqing would call the old man dad or mom. Damn, the old man was glancing at me...

Bai Zinan changed her words very quickly, offering tea to Ke's father and mother and calling them mom and dad, but Keqing was in a dilemma. Who was the dad and mom? If she remembered correctly, Zhongli was the Emperor... and men were on the left and women were on the right... The Emperor sat on the right...

After a hard psychological struggle, Keqing called Zhongli "Mom", and then... Zhongli responded with a smile! Zhongli didn't care about gender issues, but Barbatos did.

(Otto: You won't even call me grandpa)

[Tsk, the Fatui president Tartaglia and his little wife, Princess Rock King]

Zhongli & Tartaglia:?

Wendy: The old man’s story is worth singing.

Ningguang: What about the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce? This is a very good subject, I think it can be sold far and wide.

Then it was the turn of speeches by both parents. The speeches were similar, as were most parents in the world. However, Ke's father cried. He knew some things, and he envied Bai Zinan for easily completing a feat that he would never be able to accomplish in his lifetime.

"The next item is the wedding wine! I wish the newlyweds will love each other till old age!"

After drinking the wedding wine, Keqing's face became noticeably redder, but Bai Zinan... was fine. As soon as the wine went down her throat, a space door opened in her stomach, and the wine was thrown directly out of the world bubble, dripping onto the tree of imaginary numbers.

Bai Zinan didn't know the location behind the space gate. This was the location of Honkai. Such an unscrupulous boss deserved to be sprayed with wine.

"The next item is sending off the gods! Uh, forget it."

Wendy showed off a lot and found out that there were only one or two ordinary people in Bai Zinan's group of relatives and friends, and the rest were gods or immortals. It was obviously inappropriate to send off the gods.

"The last item is entering the bridal chamber!"

Once this sentence was uttered, it meant that the newlyweds could leave and go back to their rooms to change clothes and come out to toast. Guoba carried the two of them to the bridal chamber, then jumped directly onto the bed and started rolling around. This was also a part of the custom, rolling on the bed, and the boy rolling on the bed was auspicious.

It’s just that the rice crust is free, he wants to eat it.

After closing the door, Keqing breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the bed. She had just drunk too much wine from the wedding cup and now her head was a little dizzy. Fortunately, she now had some time to buffer.