They want to hear my voice

There is nothing worth describing about ordinary days, but they are precious. At least in this unstable Inazuma, a bowl of hot rice can make people feel a little more at ease.

The restaurant in Baizinan doesn't have many customers, mainly because the prices are not affordable at all.

Yae Kamiko was lying on the counter in the posture of a fox, imitating the lucky cat, while Kitsunari was sitting behind the counter fiddling with the stand-alone game on Bai Zinan's mobile phone.

"Ahhhh it's dead again, what's wrong with this Pokémon? Why do I always miss when I attack it?"

Hu Zhaigong let out a mournful cry and angrily turned off the game. What a rubbish game! Bai Zinan, who was eating noodles nearby, rolled his eyes at him. It was obviously his fault.

Could there really be people like Ah Q who think that glaring can kill people?

"Hey, my friend, your store isn't crowded. No wonder there aren't many people. Are you sure you didn't write an extra zero in the price?"

Thomas came to Bai Zinan's place to eat and drink when he had nothing to do, but he had never looked at the menu. Today, he was stunned when he saw the menu on a whim. The prices were so high that most people could not afford it.

Anyway, Thomas doesn't intend to pay, and Bai Zinan doesn't intend to collect the money, so it's not him who is getting it for free anyway.

From a certain perspective, Thomas was infected by Bai Zinan with the idea of ​​freeloading, and Bai Zinan was also freeloading. The money he earned was his own, and he did not spend a penny on the raw materials.

[What kind of wind is this today that can blow the local boss Toma over here. ]

Thomas: A tornado of love.

Bai Zinan: Go away, you disgust me.

"I say, what kind of bamboo shoots are these chicken marrow bamboo shoots?"

Looking at the twenty thousand Mora bamboo shoots on the menu, Thomas couldn't help but ask, "And this...your wife?"

Thomas Thinking: There are usually no women around Bai Zinan, if there is one, it must be his wife.

Huzaigong wagged her tail. She felt that the workers in this society could be used to feed Lei Dianzi. Which wife of Bai Zinan family needed him to support her?

"Ah, no, this is my employee, the receptionist and mascot."

Yae Shinko: Then what is this lucky fox of mine?

"As for this chicken marrow shoot..."

[Chicken marrow bamboo shoots are bamboo shoots with chicken marrow inside. Stupid human, you are so smart but still ask such a question.]

Thomas: I listen to your words as if I were listening to a speech.

"So this bamboo shoot has chicken marrow from the beginning? This is not something that should grow in Teyvat, right?"

"Do you have any misunderstanding about this?" Bai Zinan finished a bowl of noodles, "You want to eat this? I suggest you come back in the evening. This thing is too troublesome to make."

After saying this, Bai Zinan glanced at the two foxes in the store again. They didn't seem to be in too much trouble. Since they were foxes, they should be good at removing chicken bones, right?

Chicken marrow bamboo shoots, from "A Dream of Red Mansions", the main ingredients are black chicken leg bone marrow and jade finger bamboo shoots.

"Is it troublesome? Tell me about it."

Thomas was bored. He had nothing to do recently, and General Lei Dian didn't do anything weird. Apart from coming here to eat free food he had never tasted before, he just listened to Bai Zinan's stories.

"First, one hundred black chicken bones. Ah, you may not know what a black chicken is, just think of it as poultry meat."

"and then?"

"Just the bones, not the meat."

Kitsusai Palace & Yae God Child: You are wasting money!!!

Thomas: ???

[Tsk, is this what rich people are like? They only eat the bones of chicken? ]

"If you don't want to eat it, I won't tell you. If you want to eat it, bring me a hundred pieces of animals. There are some in the cold storage, but they need to be thawed." Bai Zinan stopped talking after saying that he only wanted bones and not meat.

Thomas shrugged. "Even if I wanted to eat it, you wouldn't make it, right? Because you think it's troublesome."

This time it was Bai Zinan's turn to be surprised, "Do you know me so well?"

Everyone was speechless. When everyone was trying to interrupt, guests arrived. There were not many guests, just three, two men and one woman.

If Ying was there, she would definitely recognize that these three people were Inazuma's all-round gourmet team.

The female is Julie, and the males are Xudong and Balvane. The three heard that Inazuma opened a Liyue-style restaurant, so they came to check in as part of the food team.

When Kitsuzai Palace saw the visitor, he kicked Bai Zinan and signaled him to go and receive the guest. This kick made Honkai wake up.

[It turns out that Yae God's despicable nature as a follower is hereditary...]

Yae God's Son: No, no, no, you are the big brothers. How can I look down on you in front of you, Bai Zinan and Mistress Bai Chen?

Seeing that Bai Zinan didn't move, Hu Zhaigong puffed up his cheeks and stood up to greet the guest. When passing by Bai Zinan, his big white fluffy tail suddenly appeared and hit Bai Zinan.

Bai Zinan: Thank God for the gift!

"Dear guests, what would you like to eat?" Hu Zhaigong brought the menu to the group and waited for them to order. "Some dishes need to be ordered in advance because the preparation process is very complicated."

Julie nodded, and began to look at the menu, then her face gradually froze. Seeing Julie's gradually froze expression, Xudong took the menu and asked, "What's wrong?"

The freezing happened again, and Balvane took the menu over. "Um... are these prices serious?"

“Serious and great value for money.”

"Then... one portion of mandarin duck stew with five delicacies, one portion of Qiankun roast goose, and one portion of silver teeth."

Two dishes and one soup, the Almighty Gourmet Team sent out 50,000 Moras, "We are not in a hurry, but we must do it well."

What does 50,000 Mora mean?

The price of a full meal for Paimeng and Ying at Wangshu Inn is only 2 yuan. Yes, most of it was eaten by Paimeng. Two dishes and one soup are equivalent to two meals for Paimeng.

The Mandarin Duck and Five Treasures Stew comes from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". It is said that it is made with five different parts of five kinds of exotic animals, including birds, beasts, mountain delicacies, seafood, and river delicacies.

But since there were no mandarin ducks, Bai Zinan chose to use pigeons instead. First, she used a male and a female pigeon to make the mandarin duck soup base.

【A family of pigeons should be neat and tidy. 】

First, kill, pluck, remove the internal organs, put them in a pot with cold water, and stew pigeon soup.

When the soup boils, remove the foam, add ginseng, codonopsis, pseudostellaria, cordyceps flower, ophiopogon, dendrobium, gastrodia, angelica, wolfberry, and red dates, and simmer for four hours.

Of course, for the sake of efficiency, Bai Zinan recruited two extra people to help, one to make the Qiankun roast goose, and the other to make the silver teeth.

Then it was time to process the meat. The first treasure was the flying dragon meat. We took Tevarin... No, it was the breast meat of the flying dragon. The second treasure was the camel's paw, not the hunchback's paw. Bai Zinan only took the meat in the middle of the camel's paw. The whole thing was just close to 50g.

The third treasure is the tendon of the safari deer. This thing needs to be oiled one day in advance and then soaked in water for a day. Since it is a shop, Bai Zinan will prepare the materials in advance and then freeze the time of the materials and release them when needed.

The fourth treasure is the lip of a shark, but Bai Zinan used the lip of Osel to save trouble. After all, he is a demon god and can regenerate himself.

This thing also needs to be soaked in advance, and it must be soaked to twice its original size before it can be used.

The fifth treasure is the pufferfish’s tail… Don’t worry, I’m not going to cut off Xilin. Although Bai Zinan is a bit of a jerk, he’s not a cannibal. I’m just going to cut off the pufferfish that will swell.

[You seem to be talking about Xilin all the time. Look, it will swell...]

Author: Xi Nei!

In short, put the five delicacies into boiling water with onion, ginger and garlic and blanch them to remove the fishy smell.

After four hours of boiling, Bai Zinan opened the pot, discarded the meat soup, put the five rare treasures into a large exquisite porcelain jar, poured in the pigeon soup, and sprinkled in a small amount of salt.

Cover with lid, put into steamer and cook on high heat for 40 minutes.

After waiting for four hours and forty minutes, the Yuanyang Five Treasures Stew was ready, with golden soup base, red wolfberry, and various meats...

The aroma was served along with the soup to the table of the Almighty Gourmet Team, who had been waiting for almost five hours for the meal.

Chapter 51 Shadow: There is dessert... Sorry for bothering me

"Silver Teeth" is bean sprouts stuffed with meat, and "Qian Kun Roast Goose" is from the movie "The God of Cookery". I won't say more words here, in short, these two dishes were served together.

The food was naturally excellent. Chinese cuisine emphasizes color, aroma and taste. After the meal, the three members of the Gourmet Team said that it was worth the money, but it was too expensive.

But for Bai Zinan...

[Tsk, I didn’t expect that there would be a sucker who would give us money…]

Bai Zinan: Haha, what do you know? This is called the will of a foodie, this is called the craftsmanship of a cooking god.

Kitsai Palace: Come on, isn't your current cooking skill the result of a time-stamping bug? Poor me, I don't know how much food you fed me, I've gained a lot of weight now.

"This restaurant won't be open for long, perhaps..." Bai Zinan plans to create a substitute AI after a while. Now the Daqiu Dynasty is also being replaced by AI Qiuqiu Emperor Bai Zinan.

[After all, we have to leave eventually. ]

Hu Zhai Palace: Where are we going? Isn’t this place good? There is fried tofu, there is fried tofu here, right?

A day passed quickly, and then Bai Zinan let the pink-haired fox go. To be on the safe side, Bai Zinan went to the Naruto Taisha Shrine, intending to throw Yae Shinto to Yae Shinto.

Bai Shinan, who didn't find Yae Shinko, threw the pink-haired fox directly at the Naruto Grand Shrine, "Don't run around. If you steal food next time, I'll skin you alive."

As soon as Bai Zinan left, Yae Shenzi immediately found a place to transform back into human form, "Ahhh, bastard, you're the one who'll be skinned and ripped out of your tendons. Isn't there some tendon soup? I'll make soup out of you sooner or later!"

Back to Ganfanren, Bai Zinan closed the store directly. Why open a store? He almost died from cooking three dishes yesterday. It turns out that collecting protection fees is the fastest way to make money in business.

Huzai Palace: Collecting protection fees... I've only heard of this. Come on, let's go collect protection fees. It will be fun.

Then Bai Shinan was dragged by Kitsunayori and spent a whole day robbing all the vagrants in Inazuma's territory. Kitsunayori fell in love with this feeling.

Tossing a Mora in her hand, Huzai Palace watched as the Mora in her new wallet increased. She seemed to understand Bai Zinan's fun, "Just think of it as gathering sand to form a tower."

Robbing Yefuzhong is a happy thing, but happiness is relative. Hu Zhaigong has robbed Yefuzhong, so what will Ying rob after robbing Daweiqiu?

At this time, Ying kicked away the Yefuzhong who was knocked unconscious by him with a look of disgust, "What a poor bastard, you only have a Mora on your body."

Paimon mercilessly finished off the enemy, "That's right, the money I have is not enough for Paimon to eat one Mora meat."

Ying and Hu Zhaigong each received part of Bai Zinan's teachings.

Ying has learned a sustainable development strategy. She doesn't kill people, but only robs them. The victims will only suffer minor injuries, but they will be very painful and may even faint. For example, this Yefuzhong who was robbed three times in one day.

The first time he was snatched away by Bai Zinan, the second time he was snatched away by Hu Zhaigong, and the third time he was snatched away by Ying.

Hu Zhaigong didn't care about the severity of his attack, but there was Bai Zinan beside him, so if he was accidentally killed, he would be brought back to life. It might be that the followers and the gods would influence each other, and Hu Zhaigong learned how to get away with it and use Pixiu.

At night, after dinner, Hu Zhaigong turned into a fox and was taken out for a walk in Bai Zinan's arms.

[Quick, let me rub the fox too! ]

Bai Zinan: I say... have you gained weight?

Fox Palace: Lululu, if you don’t give it to me, you will get fat! This fox can’t get fat!

On the way back to the store, Bai Zinan was approached by the Tianling Fengxing people. Several soldiers blocked his way. The leading soldier looked down on him and said, "Hey, you, come with us."

Bai Zinan was indifferent, walked around and continued walking home. You look down on people, are you Boa Hancock? There is no need to give face to people who can't speak well.

"Get him!"

The soldier felt his self-esteem insulted when he saw Bai Zinan ignored him. In his opinion, it was an honor for Bai Zinan to be asked to meet him by General Tianling, and ignoring him was tantamount to ignoring the general.

Bai Zinan was surrounded. The Kitsune in her arms wanted to change back into human form, but Bai Zinan held Fate's neck.

[I want to hit someone, what should I do? ]

Kitsusai Palace: I was thinking that too. There are actually people who dare to surround me in Inazuma. Bai Shinan, please let me go and let me beat them to death.

"The Kanjo Bugyo is rotten to the core, and the Tenryo Bugyo doesn't know how to hire people, so the She Bugyo... Well, from a certain perspective, Princess Turtle is also abnormal."

"Rather than saying that it was General Tianling Fengxing who wanted to see me, it would be more accurate to say that General Lei Dian wanted to see me."

Bai Zinan thought about it for a while and understood a little.

He directly opened the imaginary space door and sent everyone around him in. "One more thing, don't be so aggressive when you speak."

……

Bai Zinan did not kill those people, he just let them experience a forty-minute long roller coaster ride. Bai Zinan did not like killing people, nor was he used to killing people, although he was indeed indifferent to life.

When seeing General Lei Dian, Bai Zinan could clearly feel that it was not the AI ​​that was on the line, but Lei Dianying.

Looking at Kitsune Saimiya who had turned into a human form, Ying felt a little shaken. Although Yae Shinko told her about this, she still couldn't believe it when Kitsune Saimiya stood in front of her.

"What are you looking at? Have you become stupid after being autistic for so long? Have I learned how to cook after being away for so long?"

Familiar voice, familiar tone, and this swaying tail, it's the real Hu Zhai Gong, but... Hu Zhai Gong, have you gained weight? Why are you asking me if I've learned to cook?

"I can do everything... but I can't really cook."

One sentence could make Kitsaigong laugh for years, "How come you still can't cook? I've been away for so long."

"so…"