They want to hear my voice

【Why did you bring me here? 】

Shadow: Ah, this… I don’t know.

Hu Zhai Palace: According to reliable information, the last person who said he didn't know was slapped several times.

film:???

"I've heard the general talk about you, the God of the Hillock People."

[Thank you, I am the God of Honkai, not the God of the Hillichurls. ]

Shadow: Is... is that so? Sorry.

Bai Zinan: I'm talking about you, not you! You obviously know you're talking about me, right?

[Don’t you think this silly shadow baby is funny? ]

Kitsai Palace: Wow! You and I have the same hobby? This silly boy is really fun to tease, you see! That's all she needs to do, she blushed.

Wait, did I miss something? Wait, wait? The God of the Hillock People? So I can eat the Hillock People's offerings?

"It is the god of the Mondstadt people."

Bai Zinan corrected him with a smile, "If you want to see Husai Palace, can I leave now?"

Bai Zinan just wanted to go back and eat, although he was not tired at all at the moment. When he saw the Lei movie, he would think of Raiden Mei, and then he would be hungry.

He was hungry, he wanted to go home and eat something, "Saigong, you should stay here for now."

"No, that's not possible. Are you going to steal some delicious food? How can you do something like this without me?"

"It's just a dessert. Is it considered cheating if I bring you along? Last time I took you to Ziyuan Inn to eat osmanthus cakes, you even made Prime Minister Rita come over!"

"Hey?"

These two words made Ying Hanhan follow and elope on the spot, "Um, can I go with you?"

【??? The dessert doesn't have tricolor dumplings, why did you follow!】

Shadow: As long as we have the Fox Palace and some desserts, that's enough. Sorry for bothering you.

Chapter 52: Feeling eternity in the bathtub. Is there something wrong?

"Aren't you... tired?"

Bai Zinan lay on the counter like a dead dog. Ying and Hu Zhaigong quarreled all night, so she couldn't sleep. Bai Zinan decided to close the store for a day. She pulled Hu Zhaigong's tail and lay on it to sleep. "Tired? Why do you feel tired? Ying has to come over tonight."

The hot breath of Bai Zinan fell on the white fluff, and Kitsaigong blushed. Didn't he know that his tail was very sensitive?

[Come on... I want to sleep too...]

Bai Zinan: Does Honkai still need to sleep?

[Originally I didn't need to, but now that I've met you, you don't think I only watch anime and movies, do you? I also sleep when I'm not talking.]

"Don't move, fox. Your tail is so fragrant and soft... but it's a little hot to hold."

Bai Zinan said as she used the power of Ice Law to create some chill in the surrounding area, "Huh, it's much better now. I'm going to sleep now."

Kitsune Saiguni was furious. How could she not move in this situation? The heat from her breathing and talking... made her feel uncomfortable. But she soon found new fun. Bai Zinan's sleeping face was very cute, and the tip of her tail was near his nose...

When Bai Zinan fell asleep, the 'naughty child' Hu Zhaigong began her behavior. The white end of the hair slid back and forth on Bai Zinan's nose, causing Bai Zinan to touch her nose crazily in her sleep. Hu Zhaigong found it very interesting and increased the intensity, and then...

The end of the tail was bitten into the mouth of Bai Zinan who was sleeping.

"Eh!!!!"

Her tail was standing on end, and Kitsai Gong wanted to jump up but didn't dare. Bai Zinan in her sleep probably treated her tail as something like a pillow. Not only did she hold it very tightly, but the part in Bai Zinan's mouth was constantly licked by her tongue.

"Mom, I'm not clean anymore/(//@/ω/@//)/"

Kitsune Saimiya used the Fox's Wail on himself in a confused state with circular eyes, and the effect was outstanding. "This guy sleeps so badly... Stop licking me! It feels so big!"

However, Bai Zinan was as good as dead when he was asleep, and could not hear any noise from the outside world unless he was hit head-on.

……

When Bai Zinan woke up, Hu Zhaigong was lying on the ground with a look of despair on his face, his face flushed, "You finally woke up..."

"Five hours, five hours. Do you know how I got here?"

"Hosai Palace?" Bai Zinan, who had just woken up, was still a little confused and hadn't realized where she was. "You..."

"Konosaimiya is dead! You picked it, idol! I'm going to have your dessert today! Even you can't save it, I tell you!"

The one who kept sucking, licking, and sucking the tip of his tail was his boss, and there was nothing he could do about it, so he could only turn his grief and anger into food. Unless Bai Zinan died, he could then dance like crazy on his grave and steal his tributes...

It was because Hu Zhaigong had such an idea that Bai Zinan did not take her with him when he visited his grave, but that is a story for later.

"Ah... Are you greedy for my body? Why are you in my room?"

Hu Zhaigong looked around and decided that he had to find a way to wake him up. He was clearly sleeping in his own room and using his own tail, but now, after sleeping with him, he didn't recognize himself and wanted to kick him out of his room.

Looking at the tip of his tail covered with saliva, Kitsune Saimiya felt tired, "It's... a ghost! Since you said this is your room, you can sleep here."

I have to wash my tail. Although I don't mind... But it would be uncomfortable to have a tail that smells like Bai Zinan, right? My body smells like mine, but my tail smells like Bai Zinan... It's like the other party is raging against me...

"Ahhh! Why did you think of having sex? This is not you, Kitsai Palace. Calm down, calm down."

Go wash your tail yourself... Why ah ah ah, Fox Sai Palace held his tail and looked at it for a long time, do you want to taste the taste of Bai Zinan? Mainly curious about what it tastes like.

Kitsukosaiguni felt something blocking the light in front of him. When he looked up, he saw Yaezakami with a smile as beautiful as a flower. The happy expression on Yaezakami's face told Kitsukosaiguni that she saw everything, but even so, Kitsukosaiguni would never give up any hope!

Kitsusai Palace still wanted to ask, and threatened with words, "You didn't see anything just now, right, Shenzi."

"Aa, Master Bai Chen, you looked like that just now... did you want to have a taste? You were holding your own tail, wanting to taste your master but being hesitant, tsk tsk tsk."

Yae God's Son: ￢ω￢I am here to take revenge. Mistress Bai Chen, you watched me die without saving me a few days ago.

Huzaigong: You still remember that I am your elder. When you were young and ignorant and dived into the snow, it was me who pulled you out by holding your tail.

Yae Miko: Pull my tail and do a 360° spin, right?

"You didn't see it, did you? Right?"

Kitsusai Palace rolled up the sleeves of her shrine maiden uniform. If Yae Shinzi dared to say a word against her, she would definitely let her see her majesty as the mistress of the Baichen family.

"I didn't see it. Mistress Bai Chen just came out of the room and didn't do anything."

Yae Shenzi still had a scornful expression. She had originally intended to play a trick on Bai Zinan, but was it really appropriate for her to go in now? That was obviously inappropriate, so she hurriedly ran away. Although she couldn't say it out loud, she could twist it and write it in the book...

What's a good name? "The Story of the God and His Fox"? That doesn't sound good enough. How about "Reborn, and the Stuffy God Falls in Love with Me"?

Yae Shinko laughed unkindly when she thought of this. She had climbed in through the window, so naturally she would climb out through the window.

Kitsuzaigong heated up the water and put his tail in it. "Hiss... It feels good. Why don't you take this opportunity to take a bath? Bai Zinan is sleeping too."

Thinking of this, Hu Zhaigong heated up more water. There was a bathtub in the shower room. After filling it with water, Hu Zhaigong took off his clothes. Bai Jie's flawless body did not stay in the air for too long, and the whole person was immersed in the water, "Wuhu~ So comfortable hehehehe... Eh? Eh hey!? What's wrong with you guys! What's so good about me taking a bath? Haven't you seen a fox taking a bath? "

The purple pupils stared at the naked Kitsuzai Palace. The person who came was Shadow. She knocked on the door but got no response. She saw that the bathroom light was on. She was worried that her old friend might have resurrected and something unexpected had happened. So she climbed in through the window in a hurry, and then... it smelled so good.

The whole bathroom was filled with mist, and Hu Zhaigong's body was looming. It was mainly because of this bathtub... which had massage facilities. Hu Zhaigong lying in it was like soft mud, with the water surging, constantly washing Hu Zhaigong's body.

Because of being too comfortable, Kitsaigong moaned from time to time, "I say... you, how long are you going to stare at me? I know I have a good figure, but if you keep staring at me like this, even if I were a fox, I would be shy."

"I… um."

Ying also blushed. Is this really something he can watch? He had never seen her naked body in human form before she was resurrected. It seems like rubbing Kitsai Palace's body... Will this affect his pursuit of eternity? Well, it definitely won't. Kitsai Palace is like a dessert. It won't affect him. General, shut up.

A moment later, a purple-haired Bai Jie also entered the bathtub. The man and the fox lay on their backs facing each other. Next to the bathtub, there were two small tables filled with desserts and novels.

"Let me tell you, this bathtub is very comfortable, right? Why do you look so worried? Hey, Bai Zinan must have passed out (slept to death), don't worry."

Ying said nothing, just stared blankly at the warm bath light. This is not bad, very comfortable. It would be great if she could continue like this. She wouldn't have to worry about hurting herself, she could just change to another one.

"I...felt eternity."

Ying felt the wear and tear gone, and she wanted to sink into the bathtub. Why was a simple bath so comfortable?

Chapter 53: Kujo Sara: Where did a general like me go? Damn the fools

Ying had an idea that she shouldn't have thought of. She wanted to take this massage bathtub back to her Pure Land. She had researched and found that this bathtub was powered by electricity, so it would be no problem to move it from here...

But... this thing belongs to the current owner of Kitsai Palace. Even if I want to exchange it, I have not been involved in worldly affairs for many years and have nothing to show for it. After thinking about it, the things that can be compared to the bathtub that I don't feel the wear and tear on... are General Raiden, his eldest son who is wandering outside, and his own weapon, Nagigusa Inami.

Weapons are just like one's own husband, they must not be given away. Moreover, looking at the master of the Kitsai Palace...it seems that apart from cooking, he doesn't seem to be very good at resurrecting people. Otherwise, why don't I teach him martial arts?

The other party probably won't want to learn, so, after thinking about it, there are only two possible outcomes, right? General Raiden or the collapse of the country? The Fatui have been making trouble recently, and those guys on Umi Island are also making trouble...

"Never mind, just leave it to the general to decide."

Silly Ying felt that her brain's CPU had reached its limit, so she decided to concentrate on taking a bath, eating dessert and reading. The pink-haired fox actually said that he couldn't read while eating. Who was he looking down on?

It was already daybreak when Bai Zinan woke up. As soon as she came out, she saw two motionless unknown creatures lying on the table. One was her own little fox, Huzai Palace, who made a lot of noise all day, and the other was the god of thunder, Lei Yingying, who was already unconscious.

"Hey Hey hey?"

Bai Zinan poked them for a while, but neither of them responded. She sighed helplessly and said, "Start Plan B."

[Where did you get this plan? You didn't come up with it on the spur of the moment, did you?]

Bai Zinan: BINGO, you got the answer right, but there is no reward.

"To the Huzhai Palace, today's breakfast is fried tofu!"

"Fried tofu!!!" Kitsaigong did a sit-up and suddenly revived. Then, with a "bang", his head slammed heavily on the table. "What... are you sure it's fried tofu? Ying and I stayed in the bathtub for a long time. Now it's the sequelae..."

Bai Zinan: ==△==

[Fuck, I missed out on 100 million, didn't you let the water go? Let Bai Zinan take a sip. ]

Bai Zinan: I missed out on 100 million, why didn’t you drink it?

【Hey, buddy, you are me and I am you. 】

Bai Zinan: Now that you know that we are one, why didn’t you mention this when you were trying hard to be a father and calling me dad?

[You're still holding on to this matter, right? Okay, son, son, son! ]

Hu Zhaigong: I say, two kindergarten kids, give Ying and I some water first!

Two bowls of water were brought over. For convenience, Kitsaigong turned into a fox and was held in front of the bowls by Bai Zinan. Her pink tongue kept rolling up the water, "Ah~ I love you so much. I'm alive. Where's Ying? Why doesn't she drink water?"

But Ying still didn't move. Bai Zinan was silent for two seconds. "There are three-color dumplings. You can eat as many as you want. No one will care."

Ying and Husaigong behaved exactly the same as before. After hearing about the three-colored dumplings, the semi-conscious Ying exploded and shot up, and then with a thud, he grabbed the table with his head.

The stubborn Ying raised his right hand and extended a finger, "A glass of water."

"The water is in front of you, but I see that you don't seem to be able to drink it yourself..."

[This way you can start feeding play~]

Ying: You... forget it... do whatever you want.

Hu Zhai Gong: Why do I drink it alone? Hey, hey, hey, I am your dependent! I am unhappy, the consequences are serious, I demand three meals of fried tofu a day, otherwise I will not forgive you,

After settling the weak Ying, Bai Zinan took a spoon and said, "Here, ah~"

"Ah~ um!" Ying opened her mouth in cooperation. Why did her body become weak after soaking for a long time, but her mouth was not affected? This was unscientific.

"Hmmmm, open your mouth, ah~"

……

The resurrected Ying's face was flushed. No matter how you think about it, this kind of thing is just like the heroine in a novel who is sick and the hero feeds her. It turns out that this kind of plot also exists in reality?

[Yes, there are. Usually, children who are unable to take care of themselves are fed by their parents.]

Ying: ...I am just a little touched. You should at least give me a chance to improve myself.

Kitsai Palace: Hahahahahahahaha, what daughter and father? hahaha.

Bai Zinan: Actually, it’s not impossible for a daughter and a mother to be together.

Fox Palace & Shadow: ???

"that…"

Ying had a lot to say, one was about the promise to eat as much as he wanted of the three-color dumplings, and the other was whether he could move the jacuzzi away...

"Please allow me to refuse, Tricolor Dumpling. It's not good to eat dessert so early in the morning. At least it's not good for your teeth."

"If you have cavities, just replace them. How can tricolor dumplings be harmful to your body?"