They want to hear my voice

【I have an unrealistic idea. 】

Alicia: Hmm? It seems you don't know what I did, so I feel relieved.

Bai Zinan: I also have an unrealistic idea. I suspect it was our mother who did it...

Alysia: Aren’t you an orphan?

Bai Zinan: Ai Lishiya, you really love me so much. Thank you for remembering that I am an orphan.

"My mother is not a human being."

"Hmm... so you're not human either? Then can you turn into a big shiny mushroom? I quite like that look."

Hu Zhaigong felt that she should be in the pot, not outside the pot. Now she seemed like an outsider. The person who she had spent a whole day trying to conquer her turned out to be her mistress.

"No, it's a big problem, Alysia. I hope you can be serious. Although I know you don't like serious topics, did you hear any strange noises or see any strange things when you came here?"

[I still don’t think my mom would be so bored as to help me build this channel.]

Imaginary Number Tree: How do you know if I'm free? You should quickly deal with the mess here, and then go to the parallel world's timeline to take over. You have nothing to do and why would you do ideological work for that timeline?

This is a family business, what a loser...

The noise of the female voice made Honkai and Bai Zinan's heads buzz, and they were forced to cut off the connection.

"The case is solved, so it's okay. So, Alicia, you didn't come here just for fun, did you?"

"As expected of Bai Zinan~ You guessed it right, I want to praise you~?"

"..."

-------------------------------------In Jueyunjian, a stone table was filled with food. Bai Zinan lit sandalwood and waited for the appearance of my beloved Master Fa Ming.

"Fan...oh, it's you. Long time no see."

A large white crane descended from the sky, pretending to have just arrived.

[There's a crane that's been eyeing us since we came in. I won't say who it is]

A certain True Lord: Ahem, ahem, how can you keep a close eye on the affairs of the immortals? This is called caring for those who come...well, caring for those who come.

"Master, it's been a while since we last met. Let's eat first. It's not good if some food gets cold."

"Well, the ingredients should not be wasted."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng had wanted to eat it for a long time, but he had not been able to do so due to etiquette issues.

After they finished eating, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng said, "What happened this time?"

"Well...about Ganyu and me..."

"Hey, kid, you want to know more about Ganyu, after all, you and Ganyu were paired together by the Emperor."

[As expected of Master Liuyunjiefeng, he started with the idea of ​​breeding dogs. 】

Bai Zinan: ...

"Let me tell you, Ganyu is a child..."

From the war with demons to the present, Liuyun Jiefeng tells the story of how Ganyu was chubby when she was young and would roll down the mountain if she wasn't careful. He then goes on to tell the story of how one day Ganyu rolled down the mountain and was seen by a hapless demon, who ate Ganyu into his stomach, but the food got stuck in his throat and he choked to death.

Then she talked about how she and her junior sister Shen He split a piece of clothing into two pieces and how they slept while touching each other's corners.

Alicia, who was listening in on the side, had a lot of questions in her mind, and at the same time felt bad for this sister whom she had never met. It must be so hard to have such an elder who was good at chatting.

"master!"

Ganyu, who had just arrived at Jueyunjian, heard the words about Mojiao sleeping. Without a doubt, he must have been exposed to the dark history.

"You're here, kid. I haven't been this happy in a long time."

Having someone to chat with him and bring him food is a treatment that no other True Lord has. Next time when all the immortals gather, he will have a lot of things to say to make fun of Li Shan Die Shui.

[Lord Liuyunjiefeng's happiness is built on the pain of Shenhe and Ganyu]

Bai Zinan: Very realistic.

Ganyu: Master, ahhhhhhhh!!! Why do I encounter this kind of scene every time I come to Jueyunjian?

Alicia: Being able to silence me... to this level... I'm afraid... speaking is an art.

"This lady is..."

Ganyu decided to change the subject so that her master would not continue to talk about his dark history.

"Hi~ As you can see, I'm Alysia, a beautiful girl like you~? Thank you for taking care of my idiot~?"

"Eh? Sister? But my age..."

Ganyu looked at the pink-haired beautiful girl in front of her in a daze. The dressing style was obviously that of a traveler from another world. Was she Bai Zinan’s wife, Toutou?

After all, this aura is very similar to Zhang Quan's Ningguang...

"I actually already..."

"A girl's age is a secret, isn't it? Before this, Alicia thought your name was more important."

Alicia placed her slender index finger on Ganyu's lips, "Are your horns real? They look so beautiful, can I touch them?"

"Wow... I'm Ganyu, the secretary of Yuehai Pavilion in Liyue Harbor. I'm the Ice Qilin, a semi-immortal beast. Also, they are real, please don't touch them."

The average person in the Ice God's Eye is socially anxious, don't you think so, Brother Kaizi?

Chapter 78 Bai Zinan: But, this is the Hall of Rebirth?

When social awkwardness meets social phobia, the winner is naturally the social awkwardness.

Alicia used some strange things to exchange for the chance to touch the horn. It felt hard and very good, but Alicia had some questions. The end of Ganyu's horn was very sharp. Wouldn't it pierce the pillow when she sleeps?

There is a little more to research.

"Let's go, let's go meet the next one~"

Alicia became happier and happier. She pulled Bai Zinan and walked away, not caring at all whether she knew the way or not.

[Alicia, you don't know the way, right? ]

Alicia: Is there a problem? No problem! Beautiful girls always have the devil's intuition. There must be someone like you in that attic in the sky~?

Bai Zinan: Is this the legendary sixth sense?

"Let me think about how to get up there. Bai Zinan, you should have a way to get up there, right?"

"My method may not be suitable for you. I can fly, can you?"

The pink fairy lowered her head and thought for a while, then smiled and said, "I can't fly, but you can take me flying. Isn't it romantic to fly in the sky together?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Bai Zinan carried Ailiya and flew to the Qun Yu Pavilion. Ningguang still had to see her.

"Wow~ Is it so gorgeous? I feel like it's a replica of Eden~"

"Hello~ I'm Alicia, and I should be considered Bai Zinan's first wife~?"

Mei, who was far away in another world, sneezed, "Strange, can Herrscher also catch a cold?"

The platinum-haired woman looked up. The pink-haired girl in front of her seemed familiar, but was this the first wife? Was she different from what Bai Zinan described? Or did Bai Zinan have so many wives that he couldn't tell them apart?

"Hmm... red tassels, golden finger rings, and proper manners. So Bai Zinan, do you like this kind of elegance? Then you should like Eden too, right?"

【Not at all...】

Alicia: Huh? What a surprise~ I thought you were like me, you only like pretty girls~

"Although she decided to bury the era, but..."

【We have no affection for people who commit suicide. 】

Alicia: From a certain perspective, it seems that you were the one who caused Eden to commit suicide? After all, you are the original sin of Honkai...

Ningguang: So... what are you guys doing here? If you have nothing else to do, please leave. I'm quite busy here.

"Are you guys busy? If not, please leave. I'm very busy here..."

Ningguang rubbed her aching brow. This was all Bai Zinan's fault. He shouldn't be allowed to do any business.

"Oh, wait, Bai Zinan, you didn't interfere in Inazuma's internal affairs except for the resistance army's affairs, right?"

"Maybe? Maybe they will intervene. Now the Fatui's executive officer Sanbing has sworn allegiance to me, and the evidence that the three sons of the Tenryo Bugyo Kujo family are colluding with the Fatui has been handed to me by Sanbing. If I don't give Kujo Takayuki and Kujo Jinzheng a hand...

It’s really hard to explain.”

Ningguang had a headache. "Unblocking Inazuma means that your information here will be transmitted. I don't want that... Never mind. Just do whatever you want."

Ningguang just remembered that this guy did marry the daughter of the Kamisato family, so from this perspective, it was not considered as interference.

"Well, Alicia and I will leave first. See you later."

"Don't meet during working hours"

Time is money, Ningguang has to make up for the time wasted by Bai Zinan by working overtime...

"Well, this is the second one, right? What about the other one?"

"Her voice may be hard for you to believe."

At Yujingtai, Alysia met Keqing, one of the few married women in the family as she wished. Alysia's old habit came back and she stared at Keqing's cat ears motionlessly. Normally, Keqing wouldn't have to wear the cat ears anymore after marriage, but she had a special liking for cat ears.

"Hi~ This is Alicia, Bai Zinan's wife~ Nice to meet you."

Keqing looked up and said, "I'm very busy here now. No idle chats during work hours, not even with you. Also, Bai Zinan, you've done a great job. After you finish this job, I'll return to Liyue."

[For a moment I couldn't tell whether my cat was praising me or scolding me]

Bai Zinan: It's mine! You little bastard, I'm sending you to see that bastard from Babar.

After hearing the voice, Alicia thought for two seconds and a hint of surprise flashed across her eyes. Isn't this exactly the same as the voice of a raven?

"Could it be that you and Cocolia said the same thing? That she disappeared because she had too many children? Otherwise, why would you find a tsundere cat head with the same voice as Raven?"

Alicia could tell at a glance that Ke Maomao was the type of person who clearly distinguished between public and private life, but was a bit tsundere in private. She originally thought that tsundere was completely out of date, but she didn't expect that there were still people who liked it.

Keqing looked up and said seriously, "I'm not being tsundere, I'm just... just..."

Alicia: Oh, yes, yes.

[I will do everything for the golden loser, woohoo! 】

Bai Zinan: I suggest you calm down.

Alicia & Keqing: …

"Well, I've seen this sister too, are there any others?"

"There is another astrologer. One is traveling, so I won't look for him for now. I hope you can meet him again when you have the chance."

The main reason is that I don’t want you to see someone with the same voice as you, don’t you think so, Xieying?

Mona: So my appearance was cut again, right? You bastard author, come out, you even wanted to cut my wedding, you can't just cut it just because the astrologer doesn't care about these external desires!

Ningguang: Due to the reputation issue of two women marrying one man in the Seven Stars, I didn't even have a wedding. I should be content with being cut off.

Ganyu: Hmm... I think I'm just going through the motions... After all, immortals are not bound by etiquette...

"Okay~ But I originally came here to see the idiot at home sulking~ But I forgot that the idiot and I are the same kind of joy monster~"

Alicia thought about it and felt that there seemed to be nothing that attracted her anymore, so she decided to go back and continue trying to touch Mei's horn!

"Okay, there is one more thing here. I need you to take this old man back for treatment, and this ecological box."

Bai Zinan and Ailixia came to the entrance of the Wangsheng Hall. Ailixia looked at the classical and solemn store and said, "What...what is written on it? Such a majestic store should be some high-end place, right?"

Bai Zinan thought for two seconds and answered, "Except for me and the old man who I will meet soon who do sit-ups repeatedly, most people can only enjoy the service here once in their lifetime."

"Hey, look who this is, why did you think of coming back to work here? Not bad, you brought a client back."

"Hello~ I'm Alicia, Bai Zinan's first wife. Your voice is very similar to one of his wives~? I like you very much~"

Alicia likes everyone.

"Hey? There's actually such a thing, Bai Zinan, you don't treat me as your own, right? However, your wife's voice is very similar to Ying's..."

"Eh~? Is there such a thing~? Bai Zinan said that this is a place that ordinary people can only enjoy once in their lifetime. Is that true?"

Ai Lishiya became interested, but Bai Zinan said that if there was a chance to meet again, it must be that he didn't want her to meet him for the time being, so she should not make things difficult for him.