They want to hear my voice

"Don't tell me that you're done with this deal and your wife is going back to Liyue."

[Almost... The Kanjo Bugyo became an ATM machine because of the random collection of money, and the Coral Palace... the self-defense strategy of the gods and shrine maidens... also became...]

Ningguang: My head hurts. What is going on?

"The Eightfold Son of God who is in charge of diplomacy between nations..."

"That's not there."

Ningguang breathed a sigh of relief, there was still hope.

After hearing Bai Zinan's next words, Ningguang spat out the tea she had just drunk.

Chapter 76: Ai Lishiya: Anyone who uses food as a betrothal gift must be as stupid as Qianjie

"I resurrected her sister who only had her memories left. She is now my dependent, just like the Emperor and the Ruota Dragon King. Can you understand?"

"You really didn't kill the general of Inazuma..."

"She... comes to my place in Inazuma every night."

Ningguang stood up and opened the window. She wanted to jump off the Jade Pavilion. This dream was too absurd...

"So you didn't spend a penny of your own money and yet you made so much money?"

"Maybe it should be possible..."

"Go find Keqing, I need some quiet time."

Bai Zinan's way of doing business shattered Ningguang's three views, who had been doing business since childhood. She needed some time to buffer. What was her mentality in letting this guy do business?

[Maybe... he's too idle.]

Bai Zinan was kicked out of the Qun Yu Pavilion by Ningguang. Although Ningguang was reluctant to let him go, she really needed some quiet time.

……

Do you really want to go find Aqing?

Bai Zinan had a question in her mind: should Aqing be working now? Or walking around the streets to understand the people's sentiments?

If I go there myself, she will definitely chase me away with a kitten on her face.

After all, should we go find Ganyu?

[You just want to touch the sheep's horns, what legitimate reason do you have? ]

Bai Zinan: You don't understand, right? Even if Ke Maomao wants to find fault with me, there's nothing I can do, because I'm doing this for her own good.

【Go to hell, you stinky scumbag. 】

Yuehaiting is the permanent office location of a certain Wang Xiaomei. Today is another day when Wang Xiaomei died of overwork.

But it seemed a little surprising that Bai Zinan did not see his Choking Demon God when he came here.

Instead, several secretaries who had died from overwork were lying half dead on the table, whimpering and begging Ganyu to come back quickly.

"Oh, it's Lady Keqing's husband. Are you here to look for Lady Keqing?"

Bai Zinan did not answer her question, but asked instead, "Are you almost dying from overwork?"

"Yeah... I never thought that Lady Ganyu's daily tasks were so heavy..."

"Then let me give you a hand."

"Isn't this appropriate?"

"Nothing inappropriate."

Several secretaries saw a line of comments, Bai Zinan modified your consciousness, and now you think you are not tired at all.

"Come on."

Bai Zinan waved his hand and left Yuehai Pavilion. Since Ganyu was not here, she must be in Jueyunjian...

"Go prepare some food for the chatty Master."

Thinking this, Bai Shinan returned to Inazuma.

When Bai Shinan returned to Inazuma, she found that the store was closed. "So did this scumbag fox go out to play? What does Inazuma have to play with? Or did he sneak out to smoke?"

Everything about Hu Zhai Palace is good, except for the fact that people there like to smoke tobacco through a pipe, calling it the charm of life.

You can't act recklessly just because you are a fairy fox and won't get cancer!

[Um…I have something I don’t know whether I should say it or not. ]

Bai Zinan: Confucius said: If you know something, you know it; if you don’t know something, you don’t know it. Do you understand? If you know something and can speak about it, then speak about it. If you don’t know something and can’t speak about it, then don’t speak about it.

[Okay, then you do your best.]

Bai Zinan: ???

"Really..."

Bai Zinan opened the store door and activated the downtime cooking AI Bai Zinan, "Little ones... no, the rest of me, let's make some food for the two Poultry Masters!"

"How about the Shandong style shredded venison with silver sprouts?"

Bai Zinan No. 1, who was in charge of chopping meat and vegetables, said, "A True Lord who is very good at chatting should eat meat, right?"

Bai Zinan No. 2, who was in charge of cooking, disagreed, "Spicy chicken...right? I think this should be better."

Bai Zinan No. 3, who was making the soup, laughed, "Are you sane? Why are you feeding poultry to the Poultry Master?"

[So you can't talk to yourself properly? ]

Bai Zinan: How should I know? I can’t rule out this possibility.

"Okay, okay, let's decide this way. One hot dish, one cold dish, one soup, and one meat dish. Let the Master judge whether it's good or bad. Then let's get started."

The three substitute Ai were silent for two seconds, then looked at the silent cook Bai Zinan No. 4 who was in charge of frying the pot, "What about this guy? You can't be partial to one of them."

Number Four looked up at his three brothers and then at the main body, "S~B~"

【…】

Bai Zinan* Night Raid Group 6 9 4 9 3 6 1 3 5 4: ...

"Let's beat him up."

"I suggest restoring it to factory settings."

"Then we'll have one each of hot dishes, cold dishes, soup, meat dishes, fried food, and dessert. I'll make the dessert. Is that ok?"

Seeing his substitute AI about to fight, Bai Zinan felt a headache. Is this him?

I guess Ningguang was also having the same headache when she was communicating with me just now?

The kitchen started to get busy, and time passed by little by little. Kitsune, who had gone out with Alicia to have some fun (teasing the little girl), returned to the store. "Eh? Are you back? What a surprise. I thought this guy would stay in Liyue for a few days."

"Hmm... Where is Liyue? Is it fun?"

After following Kitsuneya's lead in teasing the beautiful girl outside for a whole day, Alicia is now in an extremely happy mood. As long as she can kidnap this white-haired, fox-eared girl from the so-called master's house, Alicia's temporary plan will be accomplished.

"Hello, hello? Do you have food?"

The voice in the kitchen drowned out the voice of Kitsaigong. "It seems that he didn't hear it... Alicia, you wait here for a while. Don't worry, I won't let the beautiful girl wait too long."

Kitsuzaigong entered the kitchen, "How soon will you be back? A friend is here. Do you want to cook dinner now?"

The five Bai Zinan raised their heads together and said, "No, crawl."

"It's fine if the substitute AI doesn't give me face, but why are you like this too? I'm your dependent!"

Bai Zinan's original body glanced at Hu Zhaigong and said, "Since you have friends coming, why don't you just take them to a restaurant? Why do you have to come back to eat?"

Kitsaigong was silent for two seconds. "My dear God, have you forgotten that you run a restaurant?"

"I'm busy. If you like this trial dessert, you can eat it. If you don't want to eat it, feed it to Lei Dianying or Thomas. Wulang can also eat it."

A stack of cubes shaped like the starry sky was pushed in front of Kitsai Palace. "Who are you going to give this to? You're so serious."

"Elder, strictly speaking... this is a betrothal gift."

"Who would give these as a gift?"

Kitsaigong complained, walking to the kitchen door with the plate of dessert, "What is this called?"

"Starry sky yokan."

Kitsusaigong returned to the front hall with the yokan, "Sorry for the long wait. The master is busy, so you may not be able to see him for a while, but I brought you some dessert."

"Is that so? This is so beautiful, just like the real starry sky."

It was already dark when Alicia and Kitsaigong came back. Alicia inadvertently glanced at the dark night sky with a few stars, and felt something was strange.

"Let's put it this way. The starry sky we see is indeed fake. In the words of the matron named Mona, it is a false sky. But even if it is fake, we can still look at the stars and the moon together.

Isn't it romantic? Come and try it. The owner's cooking skills are second to none."

"Hmm~ It's really delicious, isn't it?"

Alicia finished a piece gracefully, "What is your master busy with?"

"This?"

Hu Zhaigong thought about it and realized that it was just cooking, nothing to hide. "He said he was making food for the bride price."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Alicia choked. She was now certain that this guy's family was definitely as stupid as Qianjie. How could they use food as a betrothal gift? Was it the Magic City in Bai Zinan's memory? The food was ridiculously expensive.

Chapter 77: Master Liuyunjiefeng performs steadily

"Zaigong, come in and help me, we are short of manpower."

The voice came from the kitchen, and Alicia's happy expression turned into ≡△≡. Why did this voice sound so much like that of her own fool?

"Oh, okay, sorry Alicia, the master is a bit busy."

"Well, excuse me, what is the name of your master's family?"

Alicia felt like a fool, as if she was kidnapping a member of her family. She just hoped that the owner of the voice was not her own fool, otherwise she would definitely be laughed at.

"My name is Kamisato Bai Zinan Apokalis. No, Bai Zinan."

Hu Zaigong suddenly remembered the consequences of calling him like that last time—being tied up and watching Bai Zinan eating fried tofu in front of her.

"what…"

Alicia typed GG. The best one would be Teyvat Hyakushi Nanfennan. Yes, it must be. Mei said that Hyakushi Nan can't cook, but she can help others.

"Go quickly, don't keep your master waiting for long."

Ailisha had an idea. She wanted to get a glimpse of the whole scene. After Huzaigong entered the kitchen, Ailisha lay on the crack of the door and peeked in.

[What are you looking at? How did you get here? ]

Alicia: GG, you really are the idiot in the family. You just walked over the door in a flash.

"Tsk, why do I feel unhappy all of a sudden? I haven't even eaten the food he cooked."

Alicia pushed the door open and walked in. "Hi~ Did you miss me? Alicia has traveled across the world just to respond to your longing~?"

As soon as they entered the door, five Bai Zinan and a fox Saigong turned their heads to look at Alicia.

The four humanoid AIs lowered their heads and continued working. It had nothing to do with them. It was the main body’s business.

Bai Zinan's smiling face suddenly froze. Ai Lishia? Is this true?

"Hehe~ It seems that you are impressed by me~ If love has actions, besides clapping, this kind of affectionate gaze is the only one~?"

Hu Zhaigong looked at Bai Zinan and then at Ailishiya. It seemed like these two people knew each other.

"Honey, how did you get here?"

[This shouldn’t be the case…]

Bai Zinan: That really shouldn’t happen. I haven’t finished the door yet, so it shouldn’t be possible to get through.

"I just took one step and got here~ Isn't it very simple~ Come on, praise me, I'll be very happy~?"

"The problem is that I have only built a preliminary framework, and it is not up to the standard of a human being yet."