They want to hear my voice

Resentment +1

Resentment +1

......

"Wendy, get out of the car."

"Humph."

Wendy snorted softly, puffed up her cheeks and floated out, then there was another muffled sound, followed by a soft voice "Sir~!"

The place where Wendy got off the car was facing a tree, and Wendy floated out and hit the tree without noticing.

“…”

[This is Crouching Dragon and Phoenix! How could I choose such a shameful person to be the Herrscher! ]

Wendy: QAQ It hurts, sir, let’s cut down this tree!

What is Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick? It feels like an insult.

Bai Zinan: You can’t cut it down, you can’t cut it down... Wendy, have you become too proud after becoming a Herrscher? You actually learned how to cut down trees.

Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick are commendatory words, praising your intelligence.

"Wendy...even though I can float, I still need to walk occasionally."

"Why..."

"You floated away."

"Eh?!"

Wendy subconsciously covered her skirt, then thought, that's not right, I put on a pair of safety pants when I went out, there is no possibility of exposure...

[How sad! He actually lied to the lovely Wendy. ]

Bai Zinan: Haha, it's the other way around, right? I don't know who started to insult Di first.

"Sir!!! Wendy is ignoring you."

Wendy blushed, closed her eyes, and floated forward faster. In less than a minute, there was another muffled sound.

"Sir~! Let's cut down the trees in the branch! Wendy is not easy to fly."

"..."

Chapter 8 Wendy: I ​​want to hear my husband call me mom~(?ω?)

Three days have passed since Wendy became the Fourth Herrscher.

"Your Excellency, are you listening?"

"Ahem, I'm listening. The Fourth Herrscher hasn't fully awakened yet, right?"

Otto on the other end of the communication screen would never admit that he was distracted.

"Yes, because the dark side is needed for the Herrscher to fully awaken. The First Herrscher is an exception."

Otto fell silent. You see, the Fourth Herrscher has become stupid because of you, and the Third Herrscher is not fully awakened.

"So can we continue?"

Otto didn't want to care about so much. He just wanted to get the power of the Herrscher of Death as soon as possible and resurrect Kallen.

"I will find a way to awaken Wendy. As for the candidate for the fifth Herrscher, it will be Anna Shaniat. She is the leader of the Valkyrie 'Snow Lotus' team stationed on the coral island in Southeast Asia."

"This is an excellent container. If nothing goes wrong, I will cause the collapse right here."

[I know you too well. You will definitely get into trouble if you say this.]

Bai Zinan ignored Honkai's complaints and continued communicating with Otto.

"..."

Otto discovered a blind spot. It seemed that it was because of the power given to him by this guy that Wendy did not fully awaken. The dark side should be easier for Honkai to take advantage of.

"Next time you suggest causing a collapse, I'll cover for you, my dear granddaughter."

Otto dropped the words and cut off the communication.

"gentlemen?"

Seeing Otto cut off the communication, Wendy, who was sitting next to him, spoke up, "You forgot to tell Miss Madeline about early retirement."

"Ah, that's ok, let's talk about it next time."

Madeline is a hard-working woman who gets the salary of one position but does the work of two positions, yet her scumbag boss always forgets about her retirement.

"So, sir, I am not awakened yet? Do I need to do any awakening training?"

"No, that's just an excuse that Honkai came up with to fool Otto. After all, the final right of interpretation belongs to me."

[If you hadn't called me daddy all night, I wouldn't have bothered to talk to you. ]

Wendy: Emmmmm...Sir, can you please call me grandma?

"Wendy! I can hear exactly what you're thinking!"

"Sir! It's very rude to treat a girl like this!"

"Don't talk like Mei! You little girl deserves a beating!"

"Ah~ Sir, slow down, you can't go that fast, look, I was right, am I okay, you made a mess everywhere..."

Wendy was floating high in the air, holding down the hem of her skirt with both hands to prevent her from exposing herself. Just now, Bai Zinan grabbed her and wanted to rub her head, but she dodged it directly. Because Bai Zinan rushed forward with all his strength, he flew directly over the sofa and hit the wooden shelf hard.

The water on the shelf spilled all over the floor and the shelf made a creaking sound.

Madeline walked to the door with a pile of documents in her arms and heard the movement in the room. Her brain stopped thinking. Was the rumor true? It was confirmed!

It's not appropriate for me to go in now, I should wait until the minister and Wendy are done! If I go in, it will have a bad impact.

Madeline fled the scene with a red face and told everyone she saw and heard.

Three days later again.

"Madeline, what the hell did you promote? Rumors are already troublesome enough, and you're making up more rumors."

"But I heard you, sir."

"You heard it, did you see it? Don't you know that sound alone can be misleading?"

Come on, lesbians, say it with me, 'Next time it happens, please ask the adults to let me watch.'

Madeline: Okay.

Bai Zinan & Wendy:?

"Next time it happens, please ask me to watch from the sidelines."

[Hey, you're really a genius. ]

"...Come, Wendy, turn your back to Madeline."

"Madeline, look carefully. Wendy's hips and thighs are integrated. This is because the hip bones of a virgin are better closed. If you don't believe me, find a non-virgin and take a look."

"Non-virgins have loose hips, and their butt cheeks are floating in the air like two fucking frames."

"You are looking at this B. Ugh, arm. A virgin's arms are double-folded. When she throws things, especially when she runs, her upper arms are always close to her breasts, and her arms below the elbows are always wide open."

Bai Zinan said this while demonstrating with Wendy.

"First...sir..."

Wendy really wanted to say that Bai Zinan poked her breast, but she still felt too shy to say it...

"I'll talk about it later if I have something to say."

Bai Zinan was completely unaware and continued to defend himself, not knowing that although his defense was successful, his image in Madeline and Wendy's minds became that of a monster.

"You are spreading rumors and slander. Wendy is underage. If she was an adult, I might still have a chance! But you will be sent to prison for molesting a minor!"

[Madeline did a great job, this guy blew himself up, I didn't know this guy knew the difference between a virgin and a non-virgin so well. ]

Wendy: Sir? Is this a confession?

Although I like you very much, you are a good person. We are not suitable for each other now. Wait until Wendy is one or two years older.

Bai Zinan: Girl! Stop your aggressive behavior.

"Ah yes, yes, so sir, my retirement..."

"Well... this, this, this, this, that, so you still have to keep working."

“…”

This damn capitalist, twice the workload but still the original salary, and no overtime pay for overtime. Madeline picked up the work that did not belong to her today and walked out.

"Wendy, what did you want to say just now?"

"No...Nothing, sir..You know a lot about these things."

"Ahem, this is all the knowledge brought by Honkai."

[You are such a jerk, you're really blinding me. It's obviously your knowledge but you want to blame it on me. Do you really think that I, Honkai Impact 3, am omnipotent? ]

Wendy: /(//?/ω/?//)/I understand...

The girl seemed to have opened the door to a new world. Since there is a way to identify a virgin, then the gentleman should also have a way to identify a virgin, right?

I have to find ways to learn knowledge from my husband and then give him a physical examination.

"Sir, this knowledge..."

"Wendy, you're still young."

"Sir, you said Wendy is not little anymore! Wendy wants to learn QAQ, please promise Wendy~QAQ"

[My son asked her to learn! How can you refuse such a cute short-haired girl? ]

Bai Zinan: You're cutting the grass with a blunt knife, forget it. Why didn't I see you paying attention to Xier when you were dating Xiaohao and Cocolia using my body?

Wendy: Emmmm, come on, sir, call me grandma.

"Wendy! Stop thinking like that. Honkai and I are one and the same!"

【But it is divided into 0 and 1】

Wendy: Emmmm, I get it, my husband calls me mom!

I want to hear my husband call me mom~(?ω?)

While Wendy was daydreaming, Bai Zinan pressed Wendy on his legs and hit her on the head with a fried chestnut.

"Starting tomorrow, you will practice using the authority of the Herrisher of Wind."

[I think we can remove the words "practice" and "use of the authority of the Herrscher of the Wind"]

Wendy: /(//Q/ω/Q//)/Sir~It teased me!

Bai Zinan: I don’t think it’s impossible?

Wendy: QAQ I didn’t expect that your son actually wanted to be a mother... Oh, oh, oh, I was wrong!

Wendy is so skinny.

Completely inadequate words for the launch

Comments on the launch【×】

Speak pitifully [?]

Although I don't think I'm here to play the victim, I wrote today's two chapters overnight 2333

How a hobby turns into an obsession. This is a very sad process.

As you all know, my mom died, and that was the beginning of my hobby turning into an obsession.

Back in 2014, writing was just a hobby, well, interest. I would write when I was excited, and when I was feeling down. When I showed signs of changing my hobby, my dad found out. It was like a heavy snow of paper fluttering down, and my idea was put to an end. But I could understand him.

After all, there are a lot of things to do at home, a lot of things. Whether it is the matter of the shaman or the matter of my stupid fourth sister foolishly handing over her bank card and ID card to the boyfriend who said he loved her, it is enough to keep my dad busy.

It turned into a hobby when my mother discovered it. She said she wanted to see the end of the story. Maybe she was just bored, so she had this idea.