They want to hear my voice

So I picked up my pen and started on this journey.

It turned into an obsession when she died, which was in June of this year. Everyone was celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival, but I was celebrating the seventh day after my mother's death.

She didn't read the stories I wrote, nor did she spend my money. As a child, it can be said that I failed. Even though I knew when I was 16 that my mother would only live to be 44 years old.

Four years passed, she grew from 4 to 40, and then died in front of me.

As for the life span of the living, you should just listen to the old story and laugh it off. There are some things that cannot be said, but I can be vague.

The year was 2014. My mother was a spirit medium. Although there is a saying that has been passed down in my family, it is obvious that my mother and I are not on the same page. I can feel it myself.

I ran away from home at the age of twelve and began a long life in the dormitory. At the age of fourteen, I began to travel between the Yin and Yang Road, although I was caught by mistake at the beginning [Here is a special complaint about a certain scumbag woman in the underworld. ] [There is no sour smell of love, absolutely not]

[Anyway, I’ve been working with this scum for five or six years, which is off topic 2333]

Once, after escorting a dead body, I had the honor of meeting a teacher. I asked him about the life spans of two people. The mother was 44 and the father was over 70. [It’s been too long. It was 2015-2016. I forgot the exact numbers. I only remember one was 7 and the other was 8. I don’t know if it was 87 or 78.]

Then I started to prepare myself mentally, but I didn’t expect that after five or six years of preparation, I still couldn’t accept it.

Of course, it doesn't matter anymore, my mother didn't reincarnate anyway, she went to the Western Paradise. I go to the underworld to work every now and then, and I can go find her when I'm bored [although she's very busy, and she said goodbye to me three days ago, which means I probably won't see her anymore] [How can slacking off at work be called slacking off?]

This topic ends here, and let’s get back to the main topic. I think no matter how it turns out, I will stick to it. It’s not that I don’t care about the data. Ultimately, the data is related to the situation of my next book, hehe.

Anyway, it's on the shelves, from Lu Ge, Gao Shan Liu Shui, I Don't Love You, Bk, Tie Guo Dun Mao Mao to Dimension Princess + a string of numbers of readers, from those who spoke to those who didn't.

Big Waste says I love you guys, thank you for your support. [I just want to express my gratitude to you guys]

[It’s impossible to wear women’s clothes. Although my roommates have forced me to wear women’s clothes, I can’t wear maid clothes in winter. It’s too cold.]

So, that's it?

By the way, please subscribe [Hey hey. 】

[About my bizarre experiences... I might write about them, but it seems that there are rules that forbid me to write... Never mind, I'll tell you later. ]

Chapter 9 Wendy: I ​​have an immature idea (Please subscribe!!!)

Today is a good day to train Wendy. Bai Zinan thought so and did so, but he should never ignore that damn Madeline.

Although Madeline had found out a few days ago that Wendy was still a virgin, she was very smart and found a loophole. Bai Zinan was unable to do so, not because she didn't want to.

From a certain perspective, Bai Zinan implicitly admitted that the relationship between him and Wendy was unclear.

"Madeline!"

On a sunny morning, Bai Zinan's roar echoed throughout the Oceania branch.

Today, while eating breakfast in the Valkyrie Canteen, he was constantly being muttered about in low voices. The sentence he heard most clearly was, "See? That's the new minister that Secretary General Madeline mentioned. She's a pervert who only likes loli because she's not tall enough."

Originally, I wasn't going to make a fuss about it, but Honkai added something to it.

[Because it's not long enough, I only like loli's waste. 】

Bai Zinan's mentality exploded. Didn't he know how big his size was? Which inhuman dog was crying and calling for daddy every night?

The scene returns to the office.

"My Lord, I'm here. No need to shout so loudly."

Madeline walked in expressionlessly, holding a pile of documents. "I have processed all your documents from yesterday. Please take a look at them, as well as the matter regarding my retirement."

"Retire? Why retire? Young people should take it as their responsibility to improve quality and speed up the work, and actively promote the proceduralization of the Oceania branch's work."

"Do you understand? We need to focus on business, emphasize effectiveness, and strive to create..."

[Well said, you are off topic, Madeline, go away! ]

Madeline did not hesitate when she heard the voice. While Bai Zinan was still doubting herself, she picked up today's documents and rushed out as fast as she could.

Honkai always thinks about her. At least with Honkai's help, her salary has doubled.

"Madeleine, stop, or..."

Bai Zinan was about to threaten the other party with expulsion when he suddenly realized that if he really expelled the other party, it would be exactly what the other party wanted.

"whispering sound..."

Bai Zinan was very upset. After thinking about it, he had nothing to do, so he could only vent his anger by training Wendy. There was no other way. Who told this little cutie not to fully awaken? It wasn't that he didn't feel any pleasure from breaking things every day.

To use the words of Honkai Impact 3rd, it is [tight once, exciting twice, but boring after a few times.]

As for why he didn't train Mei? She was the third Herrscher, the Queen of Thunder. If he let her out, his virginity would be gone that very day.

Although the chastity of the soul had long been gone, the golden soul at the beginning turned only yellow in these few short months.

"Wendy."

Bai Zinan came to the place where Wendy was training. A group of Valkyries saluted him, shouted "Hello, Minister" in unison, and then returned to training.

But was it really training? Everyone has a gossipy heart. The Valkyries pretended to be training, but in fact, they were eavesdropping on the conversation between the two with their ears perked up.

"Hey, sir."

Wendy took out her towel to wipe the sweat from her forehead and looked at Bai Zinan who was walking towards her.

"Well, let me take you to train you on how to control your power."

[Warm reminder, this training is not ordinary, it is very special, Wendy, you have to be mentally prepared. ]

Everyone who eavesdropped:!!!

It’s confirmed, long live Miss Madeline, the minister is indeed a short man.

Wendy: Eh, eh, eh? Wendy already said that Wendy is underage!

"Sir, you..I..um, be gentle."

"It's just a simple training, what are you thinking about, girl?"

"I understand. I understand..."

The girl lowered her head as she spoke. The Valkyries who were eavesdropping on the side couldn't contain their excitement and secretly glanced in the direction of the two people talking. They clearly saw that Wendy's face was so red that her expression could not be seen clearly.

"As expected, hey, you're from the cultural department of the branch, right? Let's open a section..."

"It's not impossible."

Maybe they thought their voices were very quiet. The two Valkyries were plotting loudly, while Bai Zinan, who was standing by, sternly stabbed each of them on the head. After more than a month of getting along with them, she had more or less understood the Valkyries in Wendy's team.

There's nothing annoying about these girls except that they love gossip and spreading rumors. Instead, they're unexpectedly cute. Of course, not as cute as Wendy.

"Don't spread rumors or make up rumours. This is just pure training."

"Yes, yes, the Minister is right."

"Hey you guys, it really is."

When Wendy saw that her teammates didn't believe it, she became anxious and the girls dispersed with laughter.

"It's all your fault, sir! They'll ask me all sorts of questions again when I come back."

Wendy showed some toughness for once, but soon shrank into a coward because she realized there was no space for her to fly, and she was too tough to avoid Rua's attack.

"Oh, yes, yes, it's all my fault, so come out with me."

Wendy originally thought that she would go to a deserted place again like last time, but she didn't expect Bai Zinan to take her directly to an empty classroom.

The Oceania branch has classrooms, after all, there are Valkyries who come for internship every year. In addition to practice, there are also those boring theory classes.

"I'll give you a theory lesson today."

Bai Zinan was so excited, he never thought that one day he would be doing one-on-one tutoring like in his previous life.

[In a single room, a man and a woman, a fire broke out, a gun went off accidentally, and it was out of control. Wendy, do you think this is similar to the comic I asked you to read before? ]

Wendy: OAO!!! I was careless! I didn't expect it to come so suddenly!

Bai Zinan:?

I am Ganlin's mother, please don't lead little Wendy astray.

[My mother Wendy, please~]

Bai Zinan: @#￥

"Sir, erotica is not allowed."

Wendy sat in her seat and looked up at Bai Zinan, crossing her arms in front of her chest to protect her breasts. Her rosy little face did not sound convincing at all, but Bai Zinan could see the expectation written all over Wendy's face.

"Ahem, no, trust me."

"I knew that Mr. is a good person OMO~"

I'll give you a nice guy card, why is there such a look of disappointment on your face? Please die, Wendy, wuwuwu, my lovely Wendy has turned into a bitter loli.

"Come, let's have a theoretical class. Although you are the Herrscher of Wind, it actually has little to do with wind. Wind is just the most obvious fluid. Your authority is to create an ideal fluid. Of course, it is also possible to develop the ability to control fluids alone."

"First, let's talk about fluid. Fluid is a substance that can flow. It is an object that will continuously deform when subjected to any small shear force. Fluid is a general term for liquids and gases."

Wendy nodded thoughtfully. In her heart, which was stained yellow by the Honkai, an immature idea came to her mind. After developing her own abilities, would she be able to control the seeds of life accumulated by her husband?

Chapter 10 Wendy: Sir! Your Wendy is injured again!

"Wendy? Wendy? Wendy? Boa?"

"Hey! My dear...Mr....Mr...."

Wendy subconsciously called out the word "dear" in her mind, but found that something was not right, so she added the word "sir", but was too panicked and bit her tongue.

Bai Zinan was a little upset at this moment. What was wrong with this guy? After explaining the concept of fluid, he started to giggle foolishly, looking like a nymphomaniac. He ignored her even after she called him three times.

Just call out "Bao" and he will come back to life immediately... What kind of summoning mechanism is this?

[Because this is love, my stupid son.]

Wendy: Emmmm, sir, just say... Forget it, I'm afraid sir will kill me on the spot...

Bai Zinan: Please put away that expectant expression on your face and don't say such things with an expectant look on your face.

"Then I will continue..."

"Sir, I have thought of a way to improve my study efficiency."

"You said."

"Sir, please sit here."

Wendy stood up and gave up her seat, pulled the confused Bai Zinan back to her original position, and then sat on her lap without giving her any reaction.

"Okay, that's all."

“…”

[Fuck, you know how to play. Let me take over your son's body. I want to feel the feeling of a loli sitting on my lap.]

Wendy: Thank you, Honkai, you are a good person, so if it were you, this wouldn’t be possible.

Hehehe, full of sir’s aura, the energy value is going up↑up↑, this must be heaven!

Wendy felt that she could digest all the study materials.

Wendy was not wearing safety pants today. This was Bai Zinan's first reaction after Wendy sat on his legs. Wendy's buttocks and his thighs were only separated by a panty and two layers of cloth: the skirt and his pants.

As for feelings...

Not only is it soft, but you can also feel the temperature of Wendy's body... Is this girl having a fever? Why is her body temperature rising sharply?

"Wendy, otherwise..."

"Sir! I'm fine! Please continue!"

This energetic voice almost made Bai Zinan think that this girl was possessed by someone.

"Then I will continue. Based on the difference in fluid viscosity, fluids can be divided into two categories, namely ideal fluids and real fluids. All fluids existing in nature have viscosity and are collectively called viscous fluids or real fluids. Fluids that have no viscosity at all are called ideal fluids."

"Then sir, do I have to construct the specific contents of creating the ideal fluid myself?"

"That's the theory, but you have to prove it yourself in practice. Of course, you must remember that liquids are very compressible, while gases are very compressible. However, ideal fluids are incompressible."

Wendy twisted her body to get closer to Bai Zinan, "Sir, I know this."

As Wendy approached intentionally, her black and green hair brushed against Bai Zinan's cheek, and the unique scent of a young girl filled her nose.

"Sir, how does Wendy taste?"