They want to hear my voice

"Ahem, you didn't see anything, right? I'm still very gentle, right?"

The echoing voice lingered in Bai Zinan's ears. Bai Zinan was sure that as long as he resisted a word, this Nai Xi would mobilize the power of the quantum sea to "train" him.

"No no"

After dealing with Hei Xi, Bai Zinan fell into deep thought as he looked at the captain with two panda eyes. Why not give him another punch while he was unconscious?

"Mr. Assassin!"

Before Bai Zinan could do anything, he saw the short-legged Guanxing running over with a handful of herbs. Guanxing looked at Bai Zinan with a resentful look on his face.

"It's too much, too much, this kind of thing..."

Bai Zinan was about to apologize when she heard something jaw-dropping, "How could you not involve me in this kind of thing? Now no one can stop me from dismantling Mr. Iron Fist."

【So this is how you stargaze! 】

Stargazing: I am not what I am not!

Guanxing chewed the herb, which was comparable to bitter melon in Chinese medicine, in small sips and rubbed it on the captain's wound.

"How do we wake up Mr. Assassin? If we don't leave now, we won't be able to reach Ziyuan Town today..."

[In Bai Zinan's hometown, there are generally three ways to wake up a person who has fainted: pour boiling water, pour ice water, and slap.]

Stargazing: Throwing boiling water...are you serious?

Xi'er & Hei Xi: ∑(O_O；)

Theresa: I have never heard of this kind of punishment in Shenzhou... Go back and ask Fu Hua...

"Pouring water will knock off the herbs... so just slap them."

Guanxing originally planned to carry (or drag according to height?) the captain to Lavender Town, but after receiving Honkai's "kind" reminder...

Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah.

Clear and crisp sounds rang out continuously, and as one slap after another came, Guanxing felt that the pressure in his heart in recent days was finally released.

He is worthy of being my Mr. Assassin. Being with him really makes things twice as easy as possible.

[Mr. Guanxing used a series of slaps, which had a significant effect and the captain woke up.]

Captain: Is this the rumored slap of love? The weight of love... I don't know why it's hard to bear...

Theresa (looks at her hands): (?ω?) Bai Zinan!!!

Bai Zinan: I fucking refuse! Stargazing is a normal person's strength, but you fucking have the power of Vishnu!

Even if I'm immortal, I'll still fly away with a slap from you!

Theresa: Lost.jpg

Bai Zinan: emmmm, just once, only once!

Xier: Xier wants to come too...

Hei Xi: ...(Give you a look and let you understand it yourself.)

Stargazing: Harming others will eventually harm yourself...

"Hehe, let me go first."

Hei Xi felt that he had to set an example for Xi'er. After all, Xi'er was so soft that she probably couldn't exert the power of the "slap of love". What revenge? Hei Xi didn't understand.

She didn't want to take revenge on Bai Zinan for calling her Naixi.

One second, two seconds, three seconds passed, and Hei Xi didn't move.

Theresa: "Xier, if you can't do it, let me do it first."

"No, squat down, you bastard! Don't you know how tall I am?"

Bai Zinan fell silent. "Is it my fault that I'm taller than you?" Forget it, you're the boss and you're right.

Bai Zinan squatted down silently, "Baoer, be gentle"

Hei Xi's mouth twisted, and a slap whizzed past. Now you know you are wrong? It's too late!

"You're the one calling me Naixi, right? I'm just a little better developed than my peers!"

Chapter 23: Chicken Soup is Here (It’s All Water)

After the slap of love, Bai Zinan gave Honkai a severe lesson.

Why not teach Theresa and Hei Xi a lesson?

Xier said that it was another me who did it, what does it have to do with Xier? Theresa said Theresa is so cute, you will never teach Theresa a lesson.

Having said that...only this bastard Honkai can bully me.

After a day's trek, the group finally arrived at Ziyuan Town in the afternoon and checked into an inn for a night's rest and a night's sleep. There were only two private rooms left.

"Waiter, give me a bowl of hot chicken soup. No, give me a pot of chicken soup, and a few special dishes."

Guanxing generously spent 10 taels of silver. He had wanted to drink chicken soup a day ago, mainly because the bitter taste of the herbs was too unbearable.

Everyone looked at each other, one pot of chicken soup seemed not enough, wait? This Tesla Ozero doesn't seem to need to eat, right?

"Eh... I'm an armed puppet but..."

Everyone unanimously chose to ignore Tesla ozero's demands for resistance.

Not long after, the hot meal was delivered to the private room.

[Don't move, the food is poisonous]

Hei Xi: If you say it is poisonous, then it is poisonous? Theresa took a bite to prove it to him.

Theresa: Why don't you eat it yourself!

Hei Xi (spreading his hands): I'm not a fool.

Everyone: So you are just bullying her because she is stupid, right?

Hei Xi: (Spreading hands)

Captain and Bai Zinan: Chicken soup is here, right? I knew that if a fool looked up at the sky and ordered chicken soup, something bad would happen.

Stargazing: You are the fool! Mr. Assassin! Everyone else can say that I am a fool, but you alone cannot.

Captain: Good fool looking at the sky.

The waiter came in with a large clay pot of black chicken soup, "Chicken soup is here."

"Gentlemen, why aren't you eating the dishes now that they are all here? Is there something wrong with the dishes?"

Hei Xi took control of the body, folded his legs, supported his elbows on the table, and watched the performance of several people with his chin in his hand.

Captain: "Waiter, no one dares to eat it. Some people say that your food is not clean and someone has put something in it."

The waiter said, "Hey, sir, you just like to joke around. Eat it while it's hot. I won't bother you anymore. I'll be leaving now."

Bai Zinan: "Hey, hey, Xiaoer, you can't leave."

Theresa and Guanxing blocked the door and refused to let the waiter leave.

Honkai said it was poisonous, so either the chef or the waiter had a problem, but the other people in the inn were fine after eating it, so only the waiter who served the food had a problem...

The waiter asked, "Sir, you don't believe the joke that gentleman just made, do you?"

"You two little friends, please make way for me. I still have work to do."

Theresa & Stargazing "???"

Then, while stargazing, he seemed to have discovered something incredible, that he was indeed just twelve years old... and so the situation became like this.

"Theresa Theresa, calm down. He is blind and can't recognize a great man."

Theresa "???"

Bai Zinan: "Emmmm, I believe it. I believe it very much."

Captain: "What the hell are you hesitating about! It's not like we're just fellow countrymen meeting and shooting each other in the back!"

Bai Zinan cleared his throat, then poured a bowl of chicken soup and handed it to the waiter.

"Anyway, if you didn't put poison in it, drink this bowl of chicken soup."

The waiter bit his lip and said, "Sir, this black chicken soup is very precious. I am just a waiter. How can I drink the chicken soup of a customer?"

Bai Zinan & Captain "It's okay, it's okay. We'll treat you. You're sweating profusely from running. A bowl of chicken soup is nothing."

A look of determination flashed across the waiter's eyes. "Okay, I'll drink it. Drinking soup is such a beautiful thing."

He smacked his lips as he drank. "It's not too salty or bland. It tastes really good. Look, are these gentlemen okay? Drink it. Drink it while it's hot."

Everyone was still staring at the waiter.

"TNND, why don't you drink!" Seeing that everyone was still motionless, the waiter became anxious. He slammed the table and took out a small box from his arms.

"Don't drink, don't drink, right? If you don't drink, don't even think about living!"

"Since I've been exposed, I won't play this role anymore. I am the famous Tianzi Assassin and the Huang Empire's dual-level high-level agent. My code name is the unlucky guy."

"Hahahahahaha, no, I live in Bengbu"

Hei Xi chuckled and couldn't hold it back anymore, so he was the first to laugh. Then the waiter heard a thud and the whole person lost consciousness.

"Bah, you are blind. Theresa is almost 50 years old this year. Bai Zinan, tie him up and save him. I want him to pay the price for what he said about a little friend."

Theresa, who never swore, was so angry at the waiter that she swore.

"I'm so angry. His whole family is made up of children."

Guan Xing cast his gaze towards Bai Zinan, his eyes full of questions: Am I always like this in that world? Why is he more like a child than me?

Bai Zinan nodded silently, tied up the waiter and calmed down little Theresa.

"Don't be angry, little Theresa." Bai Zinan touched Theresa's head with a smile.

"Bai Zinan, I'm not a kid... Never mind, it's good to be a kid here... Stop touching me! Theresa won't grow taller if you keep touching her."

Stargazing: I am sure that the me in other worlds is indeed Delisha.

"Could this waiter be the unlucky guy in this world? He looks exactly like her..."

"Shouldn't we be concerned about why the store didn't react after a waiter was missing?"

"Mr. Kanhoshi, the reason why we don't care is because we know that the owner of this store is actually Yae Kasumi from the Anbu..."

The captain took a sip of tea, and Guanxing's mouth twitched. So that's how it is... So Mr. Assassin has a script, which means you even know the final ending of the evil spirit, right?

"I feel like a failure for escaping."

Guanxing thought about it carefully and realized that if it weren’t for Mr. Assassin, he might have died on the road on the first day.

"It's not a big problem. Let's think about how to allocate the two rooms."

Bai Zinan just wanted to know if he could share a room with Theresa and Xier.

"Needless to say, good brother, of course we two will share a room, and the girls will share a room."

The captain's words shattered Bai Zinan's dream, and at the same time he got Guanxing's approval.

[Le, your son of a bitch has been punished, right? Say something nice and I'll give you some advice.]

Bai Zinan: You mean to use the authority of the Ruler of Consciousness to modify consciousness? Can you please stop it?

Everyone: ∑(O_O；)！ ！ ！ Fortunately, Bai Zinan is an honest man, otherwise it would be terrible.

Bai Zinan: You’re bullying the honest people, right?

Theresa: I can understand wanting to sleep with me, but Xier is not even fifteen years old! Fourteen is hard to believe!

Can you be a human being sometimes?

Hei Xi: ...So I thought Xier had made it, so I had to come here in person, right?

Xier: Why does the other me look so heartbroken? Xier said that she doesn't like her daddy! Don't force your emotions on Xier!

Hei Xi (with a flustered expression): Bai Zinan! You idiot dad! You don’t understand anything, right?

It’s okay if you understand it, you can just modify your consciousness.

Stargazing: The aristocratic circles are so chaotic. Although this kind of thing is also a common phenomenon among the nobles of the Huang Empire...