They want to hear my voice

Chapter 24 Captain: Bai Zinan, you little bastard plotted against me!

Everything went as Bai Zinan wished, but only half of it. Theresa and Xier slept on the bed, and this guy lay on the floor alone.

Bai Zinan: It can't be considered alone, right? After all, Honkai is sleeping on the floor with me.

[Your damn monologue, you are not a human, right? 】

Bai Zinan: Everyone is asleep, so just behave yourself. It’s good enough that they don’t ask you to sleep on the wire.

For someone like Theresa who had been sleeping outdoors for three consecutive days, this was a safe and peaceful night. Not only did she sleep soundly, but she also smelled the fragrance of milk. Theresa said that Xier smelled really good.

But it was a very difficult night for the captain. He first put the stargazer to sleep and then left the inn to fight with the Anbu's Yae Kasumi. Although there was an assassin who broke in during this...

After all the twists and turns, the captain finally survived this damn night.

"Good morning, my friend. Did you sleep well last night?"

Bai Zinan approached the captain with dark circles under his eyes in a servile manner.

[How can you be so mean? You clearly knew something happened last night...]

Bai Zinan: Hey, isn’t this for the lifelong happiness of my friend?

Captain: Thank you so much, an assassin and an Anbu, there are still more than 10 million cycles of death ahead, do you think I can survive it?

I really appreciate your trust. If you are really worried about me, why not give me some power to play with? I don’t want anything too powerful, just give me the end.

Bai Zinan: Did you hear that, Honkai? My friend wants the power of the end.

[If you hadn't said it, I would have forgotten. Bai Zinan, you stinky bastard, you snatched the power from me, gave it away, and then took it back, right! ]

[You are a person who has lost all conscience and is hated by both humans and ghosts. (Thousands of curse words omitted below)]

Stargazing: You guys... Are you so energetic so early in the morning? Last night I... (Forget it, I'd better not say more, or Mr. Assassin will nag again...)

Tesla Zero: I'm missing a few parts again, has anyone seen it?

Captain: Did you steal the old sow that Honkai used for the New Year? That way he wouldn't scold you in the same way.

Bai Zinan: I just stole a few of its powers.

[How many do you have? The first time, he took them all and almost killed me. The second time... Never mind, I'm tired. ]

Theresa: Good morning~ Xier’s body is so soft and sweet~ Hey... Where’s Xier?

Hei Xi: ...She went to wash the saliva you left on her hair.

"So we are heading to Baizhangyuan today, right?"

Bai Zinan ordered a few baskets of steamed buns and took Theresa to sit aside and enjoy the meal. Of course, they paid for the stargazing.

Guanxing was about to say something, but then he changed his mind and thought, forget it, this mourner and his own assassin have a script...

I'm so confused. Why didn't you come to help Mr. Assassin last night when there was a script? Didn't you know it was very dangerous last night?

The more Guanxing thought about it, the angrier he became, and his whole body swelled up like a pufferfish.

The captain ate the buns while making eye contact with Bai Zinan.

(Ship: How could a fool looking up at the sky spontaneously combust for no apparent reason?)

(Bai: Because I didn’t help you, and it was very dangerous last night, so I was worried about you. Don’t panic, wait until the evil fight comes and you can be brave again. I will give you a buff, and you will definitely get your wife.)

(Ship: Good!)

Xier, who had just washed her hair, looked at the two people flirting with each other and directly took the bun from Bai Zinan's hand.

(Xia: What are you talking about getting a wife?)

(Kan & Bai: How can you access our eye contact channel?)

(Granny: Xier, you are still young and don’t need to know this.)

(Nanny: Is it difficult to intervene in the channel? (TM)'s narration, not Naixi, not Naixi, not Naixi! Do you want to die!)

(Bai: My friend, are you a blockhead? Go and coax the fool to look up to the sky, brush up your favor, follow her wishes, and keep scolding me!)

(Ship: Got it, Bai Zinan, my good brother, go with peace of mind.)

(Granny: Tsk, actually he thinks you are just a light bulb here.)

(Ship: ......)

"Ahem, Heer, be good..."

The scarlet eyes told Bai Zinan that he must not touch it, or he would die.

After having a good meal and a few drinks, the group hurriedly left the inn and headed for the underwater altar.

After a while on the road, Honghuai suddenly remembered something very important.

[Hey, hey, hey, Captain, which side are you on this time? ]

Captain: Honkai, has anyone ever told you that you are really unlikable, in the Wushuang camp?

Bai Zinan: I (TM) rushed over to laugh at you the first moment, hahahahahahahaha.

"Go west from here and you will reach Baizhangyuan before dark."

Guanxing said as he fanned himself.

"Okay, the journey to the west begins."

……

The road was bumpy and the group entered a sandy desert in the evening.

There are irregular stone pillars and a large number of weapons scattered on the ground, and a deserted city not far away.

Bai Zinan really didn't understand what mistake Dadi had made and why he had to stab it so many times.

Tesla Zero counted them one by one, then a gust of wind and sand blew by, and Tesla Zero counted in vain.

"Damn it, damn Feng Yexiqun Lu Jiu ④ ⑨ San Lu Yi San ⑤ Sha."

"Give up. There are countless weapons buried in this sea of ​​sand. You alone cannot count them all."

"Three years ago..."

[Okay, okay, we all know that 300,000 soldiers killed the monster Yama here.]

Stargazing: Hey, you blind and rude person, can’t you see that we are commemorating the dead!

Bai Zinan: My friend, my lines are ready.

Captain: Hmm? Then I'll prepare as well.

Hei Xi & Tesla Zero: Someone is coming over there.

In the endless desert, the sound of galloping horses came, with dust flying behind them, and in an instant they appeared in everyone's sight.

Suddenly the captain laughed loudly.

Guan Xing was puzzled and thought that the captain had suddenly fallen ill, so he asked, "Why is Mr. Assassin laughing?"

Bai Zinan had a look of resentment on his face. This star-gazing guy was definitely doing it on purpose to steal his line, so he had to find a way to add a line.

"I laugh at General Youlan Dell's courage without strategy. He actually dared to intercept Mr. Guanxing alone. If an ambush is set here, then Mr. Guanxing will have no choice but to return to Wushuang Camp."

"Now the enemy is outnumbered and we have the advantage."

You Lan Dale, who was riding on the horse, was silent for two seconds. Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Bai Zinan, "You can leave your name if you come."

Youlan Dale was silent again, "Unparalleled General Youlan Dale."

No one should interrupt me this time, right? General Youlan Dale thought to himself and spoke again.

"General Youlan has been waiting for Master Guanxing for a long time. Someone, please ask Master Guanxing to return to Wushuang Camp to recuperate."

As soon as he finished speaking, hundreds of people emerged from the sand and surrounded them.

Guanxing glanced at Bai Zinan and the captain. Are you two okay? Why is it different from what we agreed? The only thing he said right was that Youlan Dell was loyal...

The two were also confused at this time. Is this in the river? This is not in the river!

"What if I say I don't want to go with you?"

"Then don't blame me for offending you." After saying that, Youlan Dell gave the order to arrest everyone, and she tightened the reins and rode her horse towards the stargazing destination.

The captain was pushed from behind by Bai Zinan and was directly blocked between Youlan Dell and Guanxing. "General Youlan, wait a moment."

In a word, all the soldiers stopped moving, after all, their general didn't move either.

Captain: You little bastard actually plotted against me!

Bai Zinan: What do you know? This is called sacrificing oneself to save one’s wife.

[I’m so tired, I only need a moment to deal with these ants...]

Captain & Bai Zinan & Theresa & Hei Baixi: Wangcai is not allowed to bite people.

Stargazing: A world where I am the only outsider has been achieved.

Youlan Dell: Please respect me, okay? The horse is tired from lying on its back.

"Between the king and his subjects... Never mind, get out of the way! I can't hold you back anymore!"

(Youlan Dell's inner OP: Get out of the way, I can't hold you back anymore. If I hurt you, Master Stargazer will definitely be furious.)

"This is what you said!"

The captain suddenly found that his body was out of control, so he picked up Guanxing and ran a 100-meter sprint.

Stargazing:? !!

Chapter 25 Hei Xi: You pulled me in here just to see this perverted ghost father?

"He's running away, chase him!"

Youlan Dell, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, was stunned. I didn't tell you to move aside, didn't I ask you to move aside with Master Stargazer...

"Nobody, put Master Stargazer down now!"

Yulan Dell galloped on his horse, but still couldn't catch up with the captain.

"Ahhhh!!! Mr. Assassin, slow down! There's sand in my mouth all the time! Run west, the center of the formation is on the west! Bah bah bah, Mr. Assassin, lend me your chest!"

Guanxing buried his face in the captain's chest while speaking, "Well, there is no wind and sand anymore, it's very comfortable."

"I want to slow down too! Damn it, You Lan Dale is still chasing me! Bai Zinan, you little jerk! Is this what it means to be alone with the idiot Wang Tian? Tell your dad to stop now."

[You have a new father for no reason, you son of a bitch. ]

Bai Zinan: Want to stop? That's absolutely impossible. Even if I say I did it, do you think General Youlan will believe it?

Yulan Dell: I don’t believe it, but can you stop using magic to talk to me?

Hei Xi: That's impossible. Who do you think you are? Speak nicer or I'll let him annoy you to death.

I am the only one who can treat this guy in this tone, you don't deserve it.

Xi'er: Can the other me give my body back to me?

Hei Xi: Ahem, you see, it's quite windy and sandy here. I can't bear to let you suffer this.

Bai Zinan: But you have always stayed in my arms...

Hei Xi: No one will think you are dumb if you don’t speak.

Theresa: What about Xier? Why don't we switch? Why am I the one who got married officially? It's you who's in my arms, not me... The more I think about it, the weirder it gets.

"Well, let's talk about this later. Isn't your General Youlan going to take us to the Wushuang Camp to rest? Lead the way."

Hei Xi knew that he was in the wrong, so he took the initiative and gave orders to the soldiers who were looking at each other in bewilderment. Rest was secondary, the main purpose was to change the subject.

The soldiers all looked embarrassed, and General Youlan didn't say what to do with these guys.

"Look at you? Do you want to die?"

Seeing these soldiers not moving, Hei Xi became anxious. His eyes turned cold and he pressed his momentum towards the bewildered soldiers. It would be troublesome if this white-haired fool realized that he was trying to change the subject.

"If anything goes wrong, Mr. Guanxing will be responsible for everything. Return to the camp quickly."

With the pressure of the momentum, the soldiers began to move. Why did this kid, who was almost as tall as Lord Guanxing, exert more pressure than General Youlan?