They want to hear my voice

Is it really because General Youlan is too stupid?

"Xi'er, you..."

Theresa spoke for the second time, and Hei Xi smiled and said, "How could I, Hei Xi, give you the chance to speak?"

"I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to take a nap first."

"Okay... Bai Zinan..."

Theresa looked at Bai Zinan eagerly. He should understand what she meant, right? His back was empty...

【Um...】

Bai Zinan: If you have something to say, please say it quickly. Don't act like you are constipated. Theresa, it's not that I won't carry you or hug you...

You are so big, a Judas is very heavy, okay? Even if you use Honkai Energy to hold it up, it will be very tiring.

[Well... did you forget that the captain is still running wildly with the idiot in his arms? At this speed... I'm afraid he'll run to... 】

Captain: This is a one-way communication! I've been calling you all the way! Stop now, your body is going to be scrapped!

Stargazing: Mr. Assassin’s chest is so warm…

Yulan Dale: Stop running, I won't chase you. It's really painful. I'm sorry for saying you were a nobody before. You run faster than a horse.

Theresa: I was thinking I forgot something. It turns out I forgot about these two people.

Tesla Zero: I'm not a human, am I? Armed puppets are barely human!

You are discriminating and treating me differently! I demand human rights!

In the evening, Guanxing and Youlan Dell dragged the captain, who was so tired that he fell asleep, back to the Wushuang Camp.

Guanxing listlessly dragged the captain to a bed in the main tent, and then Youlan Dell also came to the main tent with a tired face. She had just asked the soldiers to invite the gentlemen who were traveling with Guanxing.

(Naixi: Yes, it’s me. (TM) Stop calling me Naixi, I was just calling you Heixi!)

"Guanxing, you guys are back. How is the formation center of Baizhangyuan?"

Theresa handed a basket of buns to Guanxing and said, "Have some. I just asked Bai Zinan to go to Ziyuan Town to buy some."

Guanxing, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, looked up in confusion, looked at the steaming buns, took one, took a bite, and fell into deep thought.

"It smells so good! It must be the steamed buns from that inn."

Your captain, 'Resurrection of the Dead', snatched the bun that Guanxing had taken a bite of and ate it. The captain licked his fingers with satisfaction and said, "It tastes really good."

【emmm】

Theresa & Bai Zinan (looking at the buns in each other's hands): emmm

Stargazing: Hey hey hey, that bun... forget it, as long as you are happy.

Yulan Dell: I feel inexplicably sad.

"Well, me from the other world, you just said that this is what Bai Zinan just bought from Ziyuan Town?"

"Yes, as long as he has the coordinates, he can open the space gate directly." The captain took a bun and said, "Why does this bun taste wrong?"

"The one you had was the original flavor, and the one just now was the stargazing flavor."

"Ok?"

The captain realized later that he had kissed the idiot Wang Tianjie sexually, right?

"What are you looking at, Mr. Lecher Assassin?"

"I am magnanimous and will forgive your rudeness. I will go calculate the specific location first, and I will trouble Bai Zinan to find the center of the formation."

"...Can I say no? Theresa won't let me mess around."

Bai Zinan said weakly, Theresa rolled her eyes and asked, "Why haven't I seen you be so obedient before?"

[Well, Guanxing is trying to change the subject. She is shy. She is shy. Captain, give her another A.]

Stargazing: No... No! I don't like Mr. Assassin at all.

Captain, Bai Zinan, and Theresa: We will believe you if you don't blush

Tesla Zero: Um, where is Xier?

Bai Zinan: He went to take a bath and didn’t let me see it. I remember seeing it before.

Hei Xi: ...Honkai, did you suddenly pull me in just to let me see this demon father being perverted online?

"I'm not full, Bai Zinan, you understand?"

In a moment, Theresa snatched the bun from Bai Zinan's hand, "Then you eat the bun and I eat you?"

[Fuck, you have finally made it, you actually know A. ]

Captain: So all this guy's experiences were reversed?

Stargazing: Are you envious?

Captain: I’m not envious, I’m not envious, I’m not envious.

Bai Zinan: I think if you say you envy stargazing tonight, then...

Stargazing: What happens?

Theresa: Um... the food here is not very good, right?

"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. There are still a few formation points, and then there is a Huodou, and then things will be over for the time being."

"So tomorrow General Youlan, Idiot Wangtian and the captain will go to one location, and we will go to another location. Then Idiot Wangtian will have to work hard to calculate the location and teach you how to make sure the center of the formation is normal."

After a brief exchange, everything fell silent. After Yulan Dell arranged a rest camp for everyone, the long and tiring day came to an end.

Chapter 26 Hu Dalang and Qi Pan Jinlian Yana (Subscribe please!!!)

To the north of Wushuang Camp, near Luofeng Rock, a large group of people stopped a horse-drawn carriage speeding across the desert Gobi.

Bai Zinan shrugged helplessly, "My friend, even if we split up, I'm worried, but you should also know that this trip to Luofengyan was safe."

[Don't believe him, he just wants to be with Delisha and Xier. ]

Bai Zinan: Shut up, son.

Captain: Although I guessed it a long time ago, I still can't accept it when you say it.

Stargazing: But in the end, it’s just like what you said before, there is a butterfly effect, and who knows if there will be some weird things.

Jackal: Who's talking?

Everyone: Your fathers are talking.

When they left the carriage, they heard loud drums and horns, and a masked man rode out on his horse with a sword pointing forward. This man was the Jackal.

"Well, do me a favor and use your magic to trip up that kobold. Although I am open-minded, I still want to kill her."

"Understand."

Isn't this just a typical child's revenge prank? Well, naughty kid, after all, he wanted to kill her.

Bai Zinan directly used his power to dig out a piece of land in front of the jackal, leaving only the soil to confuse the eyes.

"The one coming is...Ahhh!!!"

The jackal was halfway through his words when his horse's hoof stepped on empty air and fell directly to the ground. For a moment, the drums and horns also stopped.

Stargazer and the captain stood in front of the pit, looking at the unconscious Jackal in the pit and fell into deep thought.

"Bai Zinan, how deep did you dig?"

"Six or seven meters, right? After all, we don't want her to die from the fall, right? Don't worry, if she dies from the fall, this depth can serve as her grave."

[The jackal was just frightened and fainted. You didn't see her horse... Never mind. The sword was stuck in her horse. Her horse is probably dead.]

Captain: Wow, I didn’t realize you have the potential for Honkai and Zaun. Three horses in one sentence.

Bai Zinan: It's obviously a normal thing, why is it so weird?

The fool looked up at the sky and said: I have learned it. If you want to kill someone, kill the horse first.

Captain: No! My dear, be obedient. There is no need for us to learn this. These words are still too advanced for you.

"Big Wolf!"

The second prince, Qiyana, rushed out of the army in a hurry, leaned over the edge of the pit and looked at the jackal in the pit, "What's wrong with you, big wolf? Speak, big wolf."

"Big Wolf, what am I going to do if you leave?"

[Ding, your Honkai has started live streaming, and Delisha has been pulled into the live streaming room. ]

Theresa: This... Bai Zinan! Stop it, I'm rubbing Xier!

Wait? Kiana???

Stargazing: It's the second prince...

Theresa: I see. Bai Zinan, you want to tell me that Kiana is stupid no matter which world she is in, right?

Bai Zinan: If you ask me about Collapse, don’t ask me. I’m crying for Wu Dalang while watching Pan Jinlian.

[No, you may be stupid, but I mean you better be careful that Bai Zinan will dig a seven or eight meter big pit for your grandfather one day.]

Theresa: ??? Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang? There is one more person to ask Fu Hua...

Tesla Zero & Captain: Shouldn’t your focus be on the probability that your grandfather will be buried?

Bai Zinan: Don’t worry, my dear son, you will die before Otto.

Stargazing: The emperor is dead, please stop whipping his corpse...

"The...Second Prince?"

The captain tried to call the second prince Kiana, but the other party looked up at the captain and said, "You are the one that Xiao Guanxing has always relied on. You really look like a couple."

Captain & Stargazing "?"

Bai Zinan: "No, Second Prince, please continue crying."

Kiana stood up and patted the dust off her body. "Don't cry. He didn't wake up even after such a loud noise. And there is blood. I think the military advisor must have passed away. Come on, bury the military advisor on the spot. This is fate."

"Today, I just praised the military advisor as a phoenix-like talent, but now... that's it."

[Fuck, Luo Fengyan, this second prince has given me a mouthful of poisonous milk. ]

Captain & Bai Zinan: It seems that Feng Chu also died in this way...

Stargazing: Why do we feel that the Second Prince has wanted to kill her for a long time but just couldn't find an excuse?

Second Prince: You are indeed the smartest little stargazer.

As everyone stared in amazement, a dozen soldiers quickly filled the hole.

The jackal who thought he could still be rescued now had no chance at all.

"So, all troops, return to the city. Xiao Guanxing is not a traitor. With so many people, you will definitely not go back with me, right?"

"That's natural."

"Then you must come back."

……

At noon, everyone returned to Wushuang Camp, and at night everyone hurried to Linjiang Pavilion.

The campfire crackled, and the stargazer stared at it in a trance, then left the camp after a while.

After a while, Tesla Zero couldn't help but speak, breaking the silence, "Why hasn't the fortune teller come back yet? Did something happen to him? The one who drove the boat, and the one who called himself Honkai..."

Xier sat by the fire, touching and eating osmanthus cake. She really couldn't understand Heixi's love for spicy food.

The captain scratched his head and said, "Of course it's okay... Bai Zinan, why did you kick me?"

[He is telling you that it is time to chop your sentiments. What kind of wood is that? If you were my son, I would be pissed off to death by you.]

Captain: What a pity, you are my son.

Bai Zinan: I’ve seen people snatching bags, money and cell phones, but you’re snatching my son?

Captain (thinks for three seconds, then stands up and goes to look for Guanxing): It’s okay, he’s our son.

Theresa & Hei Xi: Hey, hey, hey, the woman is committing a crime!