They want to hear my voice

Bai Zinan: Hi, you are out. How was it?

Alicia: Healed? You seem to be much more amiable now.

[It's quite healing. I'll let you see it if I have a chance.]

Alicia: Do you think I'm stupid? I won't watch it.

"I... want to be sour"

"Sex is not allowed~"

Alicia silently stopped the recording that she had started at some point, "But I recorded the voice you wanted, so what does this mean~"

"Bai Zinan's declaration of love to Alicia~?"

"Alicia!"

Bai Zinan felt a little blocked inside, as if he was being teased for no reason.

"Okay, now is not the time."

After putting down her crossed long legs, Alicia still smiled, "I want to take a look at Hua, this silly old friend today. Even if he is a fusion warrior, his actions will be affected after having sex."

"Okay, go ahead. I need to find something to do."

"Like tormenting Kevin?"

"It's not impossible."

……

"Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin."

"I'm your father, I have a job! You came just in time, your wife's Tesla drag racing license was confiscated by me, you have to give it back to her, don't think about taking it for free, a bowl... no, three bowls of ramen."

"..."

Bai Zinan took the driver's license of a middle school girl who was a drag racer, opened the space door and threw it into the anti-entropy laboratory.

It had been less than three days since I last saw Einstein, but his hair had become a mess again.

"You're here? I'm a little busy right now, so I can't spare the time to accompany you. You can go find Tesla, or go to the same police station as last time, and rescue her while you're there. I've already arranged the relationship."

Einstein was comparing the experimental data while ordering Bai Zinan around. There was a problem with his giant Titan, and he had to compare it bit by bit. He had no time to care about the red twin tails that would get him caught if he drove.

After several twists and turns, Bai Zinan met Tesla, who looked helpless, at the police station.

"Oh, honey, I missed you so much."

When Tesla saw that the person who came to bail her out was Bai Zinan, he rushed over, hugged Bai Zinan's neck and spun around.

"Please judge for yourself. How can I be considered speeding if I drove 180 mph? Although the speed limit is 80, there were no other cars there. I think it's not wrong for me to drive 180 mph."

As soon as he saw Bai Zinan, Tesla couldn't stop talking and started complaining about his grievances.

"And oh, you said you were my fiancée, when will you marry me? Hmmmm? When? By the way, didn't you say several years ago that alchemy existed? When can you take me to see it?"

"Bai Zinan, why don't you speak? It's bad. My husband has become mute. Well, I think I can write a book called "My Mute Husband"."

Bai Zinan looked helpless. Tesla, are you giving me a chance to speak? You've blocked my mouth so tightly, how can I say anything?

"By the way...you came here specifically to see me today, right? That must be the case, right?"

[Just kidding, if your son of a bitch comes to you on his own initiative, I will give you a handle on the spot, okay? ]

Bai Zinan: If I remember correctly, the only thing you have in your hands is the authority of the Herrscher of Knowledge, right?

Tesla: So no? Boring, I'll go by myself, don't bother me. (You should comfort me!)

Bai Zinan: Are you kidding? Do you think I’m the type who can coax people?

"I'm here to find you. Don't pay attention to that son of a bitch, he's watched too many healing anime, and there's something wrong with his brain."

Tesla: Watch~

“Just barely pass.”

Tesla crossed his arms and nodded. "Something went wrong with the Titan. If nothing goes wrong, Chicken Coop Head is doing a data check. Since Chicken Coop Head is doing this, let's have a good day outside."

"Come on, get in the car, I'll take you for a ride."

Bai Zinan slowly typed a question mark, Dear Dr. Tesla, you just got out of the police station, why do you want to go back so soon?

Chapter 56 Bai Zinan: Honkai and I died from motion sickness? (Double update coming, hehehe)

Bai Zinan squatted on the side of the road, retching continuously, for no other reason than that Tesla had learned its lesson this time, racing on a mountain road where the police had no control.

Mountain roads are full of curves, so the risk of drag racing is naturally needless to say. Is Tesla's driving skills good? Of course, it's just that it's uncomfortable to drift on the winding mountain road with 18 consecutive bends.

"are you OK?"

Although Tesla knew that Bai Zinan was not feeling well, this was the only way she could offer her comfort.

Even though he himself was not dizzy, this Houkai Jinchūriki was the first to feel uncomfortable. It was so cool, okay? This man doesn't understand romance.

As expected, this night raid group 6⑨493⑥①③⑤ is too weak.

Collapse: ???

It’s none of my business. Just continue watching the anime and don’t throw everything on me. It’s all the fault of the Imaginary Number Tree.

"Drink water slowly."

Tesla took out a very chewy little thermos cup from the passenger seat of the car, unscrewed the lid and took a sip. Hmm, it was not hot and was drinkable.

"I feel like I'm going to throw up my leftover food."

Bai Zinan took the cup and started vomiting, then shoved the cup into Tesla's quilt and started vomiting again.

"Ah, I feel good."

After Bai Zinan vomited, he just felt a sense of physical and mental pleasure.

"Let's go back..."

Seeing Bai Zinan's half-dead appearance, Tesla decided to give up the drive.

This guy didn’t feel uncomfortable the last time he went for a ride. What went wrong?

[Oh, I remember now, this son of a bitch gets carsick. He was fine the first few times because he was on the highway, not the mountain road.]

Tesla: Forget it, Bai Zinan can’t handle my romance.

Bai Zinan (with a bleak face): People can’t, or at least shouldn’t... Is there really anyone who would consider this kind of thing romantic?

Tesla: You mean I'm not a human?

After another long drift on the mountain road, Tesla quickly brought Bai Zinan back to Anti-Entropy.

Why not open the space gate? In Bai Zinan's current state, the space gate might be opened into the sea.

"you…"

Cocolia, who was passing by, looked at the half-dead Bai Zinan and asked, "Tesla, did you take him racing?"

"This guy gets dizzy when riding the bus."

[Oh no, my motion sickness has been exposed.]

Bai Zinan: It turns out that when we get entangled together, it’s not just our IQ that changes…

Tesla: It’s hard to imagine how smart Bai Zinan was before she got entangled with Honkai…

(Lip: Just treat this son of a bitch as a husky (fog))

"Thank you for your hard work..."

Cocolia helped Tesla support Bai Zinan, dragged her to the laboratory step by step, and threw her onto Einstein's operating table.

"Ah, you're back."

When he saw the person coming, Einstein hid the coffee maker and pretended nothing had happened.

"Uh, chicken-coop hair, is Bai Zinan carsick?"

"Didn't I tell you that this guy gets dizzy when riding the bus? Do you think I'm just making this up? This guy and I both have a child, and I know him better than all of you put together."

(Alicia:? I even know what color this guy is wearing today.)

Cocolia selectively ignored the fact that her daughter had been sent away. Is this important? It is not important at all. She heard that Otto cloned another one using her daughter's genetic blueprint.

"..."

Einstein was silent for a while, and drove Cocolia and Tesla out of the laboratory. Damn, these two immature kids delayed his coffee making.

Well, Bai Zinan was thrown out as well.

He really didn't know that he got motion sickness. If he got motion sickness, he still wanted to race with Tesla. It was stupid... Well, he really didn't have a brain.

"Tsk, it's fuzzy. Let's make some more coffee."

Einstein looked at the burnt coffee, and a trace of heartache flashed in his inorganic eyes. This was the coffee that he had tricked Walter into getting for a long time. If he used it up, it would be less, not to mention wasting it...

"Alas, they are all grown up and hard to manage."

Einstein was inexplicably sighing. Walter, the little guinea pig, had grown up, and he didn't know when he would get married and start a family. He wanted to have a little Walter to play with. Tesla... was obviously older than him, but he was just like a kindergarten kid.

Bai Zinan...Tsk, let’s not talk about it.

What were you doing just now? Oh, making coffee.

"If there is an afterlife, really, if I have an afterlife, I must be reborn into a world without cars, a devilish means of transportation."

[Then there is no hope for you. After all, if I can't die, then neither can you. And I won't die.]

Bai Zinan: You exist just to disgust me, right?

[Oh, by the way, I have finished watching those anime. From today on, my name is Beng·Heart of Stone·If I have no heart, I will not be stabbed·broken]

Bai Zinan: What's with all this long string of words? Isn't it hard to read? Look at how simple Tesla and Einstein are.

Tesla: You mean me and the chicken-head? Frederica Nikola Tesla and Liesel Albert Einstein, do you have any questions?

Bai Zinan: Cocolia is still the best.

Kokolia: Well, dear, have you forgotten that I am Soviet?

Bai Zinan: Tsk, this Anti-Entropy is too small, it can’t accommodate me.

Tesla: Why don’t you ask your good brother Walter?

Bai Zinan: What's wrong with that? Walter Yang.

[Sure enough, true love is between people of the same sex. Look, you can’t even remember your wife’s full name.]

"That's enough for you. Come on, find something for your grandson to do."

In the spiritual space, Honkai was suspended again, and began to watch "Dragon King's Prison Food" and "Prison Food Comes to Me"

First you are shown a macho anime, then a healing anime, which makes you feel uplifted at first and then depressed, unable to recover.

After solving the collapse, Bai Zinan lay in her dormitory in Anti-Entropy like a dead dog. To be honest, motion sickness is really a torture.

It makes people feel mentally and physically exhausted and overwhelmed.

"Let's stay here today. I don't want to move anymore. Give Meiyi a call and tell her. Grandson, tell Meiyi for me."

【Call me daddy, or you can do it yourself. 】

Bai Zinan: There’s no way I can even die... Forget it, Dad!

[Good son, you should learn to do it yourself. ]

Bai Zinan: I’ll fuck your mother, go and tell them quickly.

[Yes, yes, am I some kind of stand user? ]

……

Time 00:00

Bai Zinan, who was like a dead dog, was resurrected with full health. Bai Zinan slept for the whole afternoon. There was nothing he could do as he felt too uncomfortable.

But when I woke up, this was obviously not my room. Except for the familiar smell, everything else was unfamiliar.

"Where am I?"