They want to hear my voice

Bai Zinan felt that it was impossible for him to travel through time while sleeping. Either it was caused by Honkai Impact 3, or the Tree of Imaginary Numbers did it.

Wait, what is this lace-like silk cloth on his left hand? Bai Zinan pinched it, picked it up and took a look, and saw two threads and a piece of cloth in the dark.

Bai Zinan, who had just woken up, had not realized what this was. Her brain was still in a daze. As for the collapse? Now she was watching the anime with an auntie's smile on her face, ignoring the things happening in the outside world and the urging of the Imaginary Number Tree.

"Hollow? Hollow? Hollow my son? Hollow my grandson? Dad?"

Well, it seems like this is just a pipe dream... Wait, who is this naked girl with twin red ponytails next to me?

Look~ Isn't this Tesla? Then what about the...

I took it easy. What on earth happened? Did I travel through time? No, I traveled through time a long time ago. Is this the second time? No way? Did I die of motion sickness while carrying Honkai?

Bai Zinan rarely used her brain to think about the problem, but soon gave up thinking, after all, the Honkai Impact 3rd came.

[Son of a bitch, watch some more macho movies, your dad won’t die. ]

Chapter 57: Sexual Depravity and Bai Zinan's Plan to Stay Out of the Spotlight

"Before that, could you tell me what happened while I was asleep?"

【have no idea】

Bai Zinan: You are Honkai, a god, how could you not know.

[I accept the compliment, but I really don't know, I'm going to watch anime, and my son can go wherever he wants. ]

Bai Zinan: Damn waste, what’s the use of you?

【The man's face.】

No longer distracted by Honkai, Bai Zinan began to think about something. Did she sleep so comfortably because she was really slept with?

Forget it, forget it. I don’t want to think about it anymore. My brain is unable to process it all. Bai Zinan lay down and hugged Tesla and fell asleep again.

Is this the first time I slept with Tesla in my arms? Well… I did it in the previous month, but it seemed like Tesla was holding me in his arms.

Anyway, the smooth feel is great.

"Have you touched me enough? You're almost setting my back on fire by rubbing against it."

Tesla squinted his eyes and looked at Bai Zinan, whose hands were not honest. He had fallen asleep and then felt someone touching his back. He knew it was Bai Zinan without a doubt, but this guy touched him so fast that it made his back numb.

I was woken up by the heat.

"Even if my back feels good to the touch, you don't have to burn it like a pig..."

The voice is always a little hoarse when you just wake up. In addition, Tesla did some unspeakable things to Bai Zinan before going to sleep, so the voice is not only hoarse but also a little tired.

Bai Zinan looked at the time and it was still early, not even one o'clock, and it would be a shame not to do something.

"Hey hey hey"

"I want to sleep for a while, don't move around, eh eh eh?"

Tesla woke up immediately. The sudden touch made him feel like he was being electrocuted, and his sleepiness disappeared immediately.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be like this... I have things to do in the morning..."

The voice gradually became weak, accompanied by a whimper. Tesla gave up resisting and let him go. He was tired. He was the one who let the wolf into the house. He had to bear it no matter how tired he was.

……

The sunlight passed over the window sill and through the bed curtains, leaving only a faint glow that scattered on the faces of Tesla and Bai Zinan.

"Ah... It's morning already? Bai Zinan, get up."

Tesla rubbed his eyes. The light was a bit dazzling. How about finding a chance to let Bai Zinan shoot down the sun? After all, alchemy can also make a sun, right?

No, this idea of ​​mine is very dangerous. Why is the sun so strong at 2 o'clock? The hour hand is pointing to , but it's only o'clock...

Hmm? Hmm? Is it that late already? I should have known not to provoke him yesterday. It would only hurt others and myself.

"Aaaaah! I'm late! There's an Ark meeting today!"

Tesla suddenly searched for his underwear in the pile of clothes. Why couldn't he find it? Where, where, where?

"It's already afternoon, the Ark meeting should be over by now, right?"

Bai Zinan lay motionless on the bed, looking at Tesla who was rummaging through the clothes. "You're late anyway, you might as well take a shower first."

Since you are late, it doesn’t matter whether you go or not. This is what Bai Zinan firmly believes in.

"But...I'm the host of the meeting?"

Tesla, with his hair loose and holding the underwear he had just taken out, stared blankly at Bai Zinan.

"Tsk, okay, okay."

Tesla didn't wait for Bai Zinan to say anything and went straight into the bathroom. He took a shower at an incredible speed, put on his clothes, tied his hair, put on makeup, and then left the dormitory in a hurry.

A few minutes later, Tesla came back. "Um... help me clean up the dormitory and wash yesterday's clothes."

After saying this, he ran out in a hurry.

Bai Zinan: ???

It is absolutely impossible to clean the room by yourself. In the world of Honkai, Honkai can be said to be as omnipotent as the magic in FATE, but there is not much difference.

Sort your clothes and pants into categories, putting the clean ones in one place and the dirty ones in another.

"Hmm... So this is what you pinched last night?"

Bai Zinan fell into deep thought. Some things must be washed by hand, such as panties.

"The first day of being a househusband is also the last day."

Bai Zinan hung up her last panties after washing them and lay motionless on the bed. How much did this woman Tesla save?

Wait, it seems the sheets need to be washed too. I went too far last night and there are all kinds of stains all over them.

Damn, it felt good at the time, but ended up in the crematorium later.

After another hour, the whole room was completely renewed, as if it was not a Tesla's room.

After all, Tesla's lifestyle is really...

"Then leave her a note, and I can go back to Saint Freya..."

[Well, I don't recommend you to go back now. Not because of anything else, but because the Imaginary Number Tree keeps urging you, just like your mother has died. I suggest you go to another world to hide.]

Bai Zinan: What if the flow of time is different? What if my wife is gone? Have you forgotten that your Honkai energy is corrosive to their bodies...

[You go find Walter and ask him to perform a Herrscher handover ceremony and throw it to Bronya. After all, this alien can still use his abilities after the core is handed over.]

Bai Zinan: Are you talking about the performance of the book after Honkai Impact 3?

[If you answer correctly, I will reward you by letting you call me dad. ]

Bai Zinan: You’d better go to hell.

Bored, Bai Zinan left the room and took a walk in Anti-Entropy. After a while, he met Walter, who was frowning.

"Good brother, long time no see?"

"..."

Walter stared at Bai Zinan for a few seconds, “Good brother, do I need your women’s clothing to heal my wounded heart?”

"???"

[From the looks of it, he must be being pressured into getting married. This guy’s behavior is exactly the same as what is said on Zhihu]

Walter: Yes, yes, yes, I was urged to get married. According to the description of the kind people on the forum, all I have to do is find a buddy who can dress up as a woman to support me, and then when my family asks about it after a while, I can just tell them that we broke up.

"Um, who's pushing you to get married? Baby Liesel and baby Tesla?"

"Yes, you don't know, I was raised by these two people, they are like my mother. In the past, I could use these two people to help me when I was single, but now, there is no way I can help them.

After thinking about it, it seems that you are the only one who knows how to dress as a woman and is relatively familiar with it..."

Bai Zinan looked wise and said, "Brother, call me dad.

Are you okay? Have you forgotten that Einstein and Tesla were there before? What's more, if I pretend to be your girlfriend, will I become your mother-in-law?

Didn’t you have a bad conversation with Ji Zi before?”

"Hiss... it's not appropriate to think like this. Hey, stop talking about it. That woman is so passionate. How can someone like me resist..."

Thinking about the carefree fiery beauty, Bai Zinan's mouth twitched. No one could resist her.

"Yeah, yeah, why don't you go on a blind date?"

“Ah, the Ark meeting that lasted most of the day today was centered around me, and the three of them made a series of blind date plans for me.

I have been the leader of Anti-Entropy for a long time, and this is the first time I see them so united in a meeting. If Joyce saw this, he would be very happy, right? "

At this point, Walter couldn’t help but sigh, “I still envy you for not worrying about anything.”

"It's actually quite worrying. You know, Theresa is immortal, and except for Bronya and Cocolia, the other wives have long lifespans. The Tree of Imaginary Numbers is urging me to trigger the Collapse as soon as possible and throw them all out within this year.

I thought about going to another world to avoid the limelight, but the speed of time is different, so I am afraid that when I come back, things will be different and people will be different. "

"You've laid out all this just to get my Herrscher core, right?"

Walter was silent for a while, then spoke.

"How can you ask for it? Civilized people can't ask for it. It's called inheritance. I want you to pass on the Herrscher core to Bronya.

Anyway, you can still use it after you give it, right? "

"I…"

Walter was speechless. Although it was strange, what this guy said was quite right.

Anyway, Bronya escaped against entropy, so it's fine to just give it to her.

"That's not right. Einstein and Tesla don't have immortality."

"Are you a pig? Are you a pig? Have you seen how the appearance of these two people has changed over the years? These two people are immortal."

"Oh oh oh."

Chapter 58: Fu Hua Becomes a Mother

Everything is going on as usual, and Bronya is adapting to the authority of the Ruler of Reason.

Bai Zinan brought Xier to a deserted place and triggered a collapse. She wanted to keep all the benefits within the family, although from a certain perspective the power of the Herrscher of Death should be given to the real Kiana, who played Black Abyss and White Flower, that is, Yulandel.

But Bai Zinan didn't want to.

Seele is the holder of the Herrscher of Death's stigmata, and Hei Xi can also use the Herrscher of Death's abilities very well, so it's only right to give this authority to her (the two?).

Because of this collapse, the urging voice of the Imaginary Number Tree was a little slower, but for Honkai who just wanted to watch anime quietly, this boss was still too noisy. During these days, Honkai saw a world isolated from the tree.

I don't know whether it is to protect myself or to protect the tree of imaginary numbers, but in any case, it is a world that does not welcome outsiders. According to the memory of my son Bai Zinan, this world is called Genshin Impact.

It is a good place to hide from the tree of imaginary numbers.

"Now let's take stock of the remaining powers in this era that have not been issued, the Herrscher of Fire, the Herrscher of Rock, the Herrscher of Domination, the Herrscher of Consciousness, the Herrscher of Restraint, the Herrscher of the End...

Corrosion Herrscher... I remember that the Higyumaru from the last era was sleeping in Theresa's stigmata space?"

[That’s right, if we take advantage of the loophole… this Herrscher has already appeared, so it doesn’t matter whether he gives it or not.]

Bai Zinan: In this case, there are still six powers left. I have no place to throw them away if I throw one away every month.

"I shouldn't have let Chen Tianwu go in 2015. I should have known that I would have created the Herrscher of Rock. So, let's give the Constraints to Theresa. As for the Herrscher of Knowledge... I'll have to trouble Otto..."

[Fuck, what are you going to do with the Shenzhou tablet? Do you think this world is too stable? Are you planning to have an older daughter?]

Bai Zinan: I don't think that knowing the treasure will make any waves, right? Reason, space, thunder, wind, death, restraint, my six wives are all watching, oh, and Aunt Jizi

Jizi: What did you say? Honkai just pulled me in, I couldn't hear clearly.

Bai Zinan: Jizi...sister

Jizi: Hey, this is a good brother. Tell me, what's the matter with you calling me sister? Which girl do you like?

Bai Zinan: It’s okay, it’s okay.

"Well, the Herrscher of Fire is quite suitable. Let's take her to Africa to collapse. This really can't be done at the North or South Pole. It will be bad if the sea level rises."

After making the incredible decision, Bai Zinan excitedly went to find Otto.