They want to hear my voice

"...I'll go back and say something?"

"Do you want me to be socially dead?"

Fu Hua shook her head. She still knew what she could and could not do.

If Bai Zinan goes back, he will face a problem: is it the self in the last era who has ntr to Ailishia in the previous era, or is it Ailishia in the previous era who has ntr to him?

Kevin: I ntr you two.

"Let me think of a way. There must be a way to understand the other person in a short time."

Fu Hua continued to think, but with no love module in her mind, she couldn't think of any other way to understand the other person besides using fists and feet...

"Well...how about we go to the game hall and compete?"

"Uh…ok."

The cruel truth told Fu Hua that it was useless and it was impossible to go further through this kind of thing... Oh, Bai Zinan still understood a little more about her spare time.

At night, Mei found Fu Hua

"Squad leader, what's going on?"

"Well... I had a great time today. Bai Zinan... well, she's a good person, but it's still difficult to get to know her in such a short time."

Meiyi:? ? ?

You guys...are going to get to know each other deeply in one day? I don't really understand.

Looking at Mei who suddenly blushed, Fu Hua couldn't understand her change. Mei seemed to have misunderstood something.

……

In the blink of an eye, several months passed. Under the various methods of Fu Hua's concrete straight girl thinking, Bai Zinan went through many twists and turns, and finally the two of them had enough understanding and communicated at a negative distance.

Of course, there are no teachers of various subjects here, so there is no description, sound, process, posture, etc.

It was Theresa's birthday. Today was the day that Theresa took over as the Bishop of Destiny. Theresa was extra quiet today and did not make any escape plans.

The succession ceremony was soon over, and Otto left Tianming with Kallen, smiling. He had been busy for more than five hundred years, so what was wrong with enjoying himself a little?

Anyway, her granddaughter is immortal, so she will continue to be the Bishop of Destiny.

Otto retired and was so happy that he didn't want to go home. With his beloved by his side, it didn't matter where he went, as long as he didn't meet that damn Ying×8

But if I go to other worlds... I probably won't meet Yae Ying, right?

Humph... Even if we meet, I can stick my head on her face and tell her that it was me - Otto o Pure Love o Apokalis who won.

"From today on, I will be on the run. Maybe it will take one or two years, or maybe even more years."

[At most, Mei has reached the age where she can be called auntie. ]

Mei: I have mixed feelings... Am I an aunt when I'm 17 or 18? I understand Mr. Himeko's feelings now.

Bai Zinan declared her intention to flee in front of her harem, "But don't worry, I will be back after the limelight has passed."

"Do you think we'll be worried? At worst, we can just create a clone body to summon the soul after death..."

"It would be better if you just leave the money and everything behind. At least we can each get a wedding dress."

"Shouldn't you keep me here for a while?"

Seele & Wendy & Bronya "Hey? Go away!"

Kiana: "To be honest, I'm a little reluctant to let you go."

"That's what I said, there are still people who are reluctant to give up..."

[Don't think about it, Paramecium is just sad that you left and there is one less meal for you. ]

Kiana: How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air? I clearly don't want to part with him, right?

Mei: If he hadn’t restricted you from eating…

Kiana: Mei!

"Alright, alright, I love you guys. I'm going to run away now. One day I'm going to kill the Tree of Imaginary Numbers. Hurry up, hurry up, what a wicked boss who exploits his employees all year round."

[You said it as if you would do it if it urged you to. If it wasn't determined to throw imaginary debris at you, I don't think you would run away.]

Bai Zinan: Stop talking, I'm starting to feel out of touch with the world. Shit, this is just like driving a car on a winding mountain road... Ugh!

Chapter 1 Mona: You...are an orphan

A golden meteor with a small blue meteor next to it passed through the clouds, and Bai Zinan arrived in Teyvat.

Although it is said that there is the Imaginary Number Tree and the Collapse of the Tenri Card, what does it have to do with my Collapse Jinchūriki Bai Shinan? As long as the Collapse does not move, she will not be able to find it at all.

Bai Zinan came down and lay on the ground motionless, as if he was asleep, allowing the hillbillies to surround him and dance a strange dance.

"Ah, tomo Unu Mani Mita, Mimi Domo" (Ah, thanks to Unu for the gift of meat, we dance)

A group of Hilichurls were performing the Hilichurl Dance while hitting Wood Release with wooden sticks, showing the joy in their hearts.

[Wake up, you are surrounded by hillbillies]

Hill Culver: Dala? (What?)

Bai Zinan: I'll sleep a little longer. The Hilichurls can't kill me anyway. It would be even better if they could take me back to the sauna.

It would be best if someone picked me up. I want to know why I suddenly veered off course.

Hill Chow: a, Kundela? (Ah, a living person?)

With the brain capacity of the Hillichul people, they cannot understand what is talking in the head here, nor can they understand why this dead person can still speak.

Just when they were about to do something to Bai Zinan, the Qiuqiu people heard a sentence, "Jingyao Nuo Dance"

Before he could react, he was hit by an inexplicable pile driver.

"Why are there humans here? Hmm... and there's also a breath of air."

The 1.58-meter-tall True Lord... No, the Demon-Subduing Sage made a quick check and confirmed that the other party was still alive, he was just asleep. Should we say that this guy is as careless as Ganyu?

Xiao thought for a moment and threw Bai Zinan to the port of Liyue Harbor. There were no monsters here and there were Thousand Rock Army patrolling, so it couldn't be safer here.

Xiao found it troublesome, mainly because the opponent was taller than him. It would be bad if the opponent offended him after waking up. To be on the safe side, Xiao still left a trace of his breath on Bai Zinan.

This breath can help Bai Zinan dispel monsters in a short period of time. If this guy is too unlucky and is not discovered by the Qianyan Army, it can also protect him until he wakes up.

After the task was completed, Xiao left and set out on the road of pacifying demons again.

[Son of a bitch, there was a 1.58-meter-tall man just now...]

Bai Zinan: Let me sleep a little longer... Shut up, don’t you know that motion sickness is very tiring?

[Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, daddy's hands will always protect you~]

Bai Zinan: I think your butt is itchy.

……

When Bai Zinan woke up, the sun was shining brightly and he was still in the wilderness. Just as Xiao had expected, this guy was not discovered by the Qianyan Army.

The only difference is that there is a big hat sitting and dozing next to him.

The girl with the big hat had twin ponytails and was wearing a one-piece hey stockings, a high-cut tight-fitting warlock suit with a blue-purple base, and the black stockings on her legs faintly showed the white underneath.

The black silk stockings on the right leg have a red emblem of a star and a moon. The left leg has a rough stone-like pattern. Needless to say, that pattern must symbolize the small reserve rough stone that was eaten.

"Um, hello?"

"Ah, you're awake? You're really amazing, being able to fall asleep in the wild."

[It doesn’t matter if you fall asleep…]

"Who is speaking?"

Mona looked around, seeing that she was alone with this strange man, and that the voice seemed similar to this man's... just a little hoarse and echoing.

"Uh... there's no one else except me..."

Bai Zinan expressed her confusion, saying that Honkai does not count as human, and the only ones who count as human at the moment are herself and Mona.

[Well, how should I explain this? Forget it, I won’t explain it. People in this world don’t know about collapse.]

Bai Zinan: That makes sense.

Mona: This person... is he mentally ill? Collapse... I've never heard of this word.

"Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Bai Zinan. I am an employee who was dissatisfied with the boss's oppression and rebelled (directly skipped work), and then ended up here."

"Well, I, Astrologius Mona Megistus, which means the Great Astrologer, am traveling around the world now."

Since the other party has introduced himself, I should also tell my name, although I originally planned to leave after this person wakes up.

"I want to ask where this place is now."

[Is it important where it is? What’s important is that I can no longer feel the beeping of the Imaginary Number Tree. Long live absenteeism.]

Mona: Ah... this boss won't let you work all year round, right?

Bai Zinan: You are worthy of being an astrologer. You can know such things so clearly.

"This is the entrance to Liyue Harbor. I see you are dressed like a Liyue person... You should know this."

At this time, Bai Zinan was wearing the training clothes that Fu Hua had prepared for him when they had been together for a few months.

[This son of a bitch is probably half asleep]

"Hmm, I am half asleep. What time is it now?"

【10:35:33】

Bai Zinan: Okay, I understand.

Mona's intuition told her that the situation was not good. This guy must have something wrong with his brain, otherwise why would he scold himself? This guy is definitely schizophrenic.

Wait, where did this guy get the food?

The aroma of ramen wafted out, causing Mona's already empty stomach to growl.

Mona blushed, covered her stomach with one hand and stammered, "Well... it's nice to meet you. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

Mona, oh Mona, how could you be so depraved? Cricket, just a bowl of noodles...

But it smells so good... No, no, I was keeping vigil for this person simply out of kindness, how could I possibly ask for repayment?

"Well, Astrologis Mona Megistus, why don't you stay and have a bowl? It's breakfast time now."

[If Mei knew you said 10:30 is breakfast time, she would definitely let you die in the kitchen. ]

Mona: Ah, this... is inappropriate. We just met.

I, Mona, will never accept this kind of charity that comes with the nature of pity. Even if I starve to death outside or eat poisonous mushrooms to death, I will never eat a bite of ramen...

This bowl doesn't seem to be enough... How about another bowl... But it's not good, right? It's not cooked... Well, I can use divination to exchange with him. After all, it's not a monetary transaction, so it doesn't violate the principle.

"Well... just call me Mona. Can you have another bowl? I can do a divination for you."

I, Mona, made a decision today that goes against my ancestors. Even if the old woman comes today, she can't stop me. This noodle smells so good.

After eating two bowls of noodles, Mona felt her stomach responding with comfort. When traveling, even her clothes were designed to save the most fabric, not to mention her poor stomach and how much grievance she had suffered while traveling.

"Thank you for your hospitality. I will perform the Water Illusion Wish for you. So, what do you want to know?"

【I think…】

Bai Zinan: Do you miss yourself? Shut up, let me tell you, don’t think about that yellow garbage.

Mona:?

"I want to know how my parents and Lip are doing."

After a moment, Mona frowned, and looked at Bai Zinan with pity in her eyes. No wonder this handsome guy was schizophrenic. There was no way to deal with this situation.

Mona spoke slowly with the intention of telling the truth.

"You are an orphan. Your parents died a long time ago. Later you had adoptive parents, who are now old and dead. As for Lip you mentioned, Lip's mother wouldn't open the door for him, and then Lip died."

[I'm shocked. You're actually an orphan. From now on, I won't dare to say that I'm your father. ]

Mona: He's such a good-looking guy, why would he want to be his own father? How pitiful! How about taking him to see Boss Baishu?