They want to hear my voice

Chapter 2 Mona: My hat turned into a magic prop?

There is a reason why few people seek divination from Mona. Even though Bai Zinan has a good temper, he almost had a fight with Mona.

The words "you are an orphan" made Bai Zinan almost suspect if she was the reincarnation of Yasuo.

If it weren't for the fact that this smart girl might be my wife, I would definitely fight her to the death.

"I know this is hard for you to believe, but the stars don't lie, and that Lip you mentioned...are you sure there's no hidden relationship between you two?"

【What, why don’t I know? 】

Mona: I also want to know whether Bai Zinan is alive or dead now.

Bai Zinan: Just feel my temperature and you will know whether I am dead or alive.

"Lip died on the day you were buried. Star said that he had strong emotions for you when he died."

Bai Zinan fell into deep thought, "I seemed to hope that the next unlucky person described by the dog author would die more like Li Pu?"

[So that led to Lip's death? 】

Mona: What tongue twister are you talking about? Lip-not-Lip-Lip-die-Lip.

"Ahem, let's leave this topic alone and don't talk about it anymore."

[You may not believe this, but he had murderous intent just now.]

Mona: No way? I just ate one extra bowl of noodles... Are you going to kill me just because of this bowl of noodles?

Mona didn't get the problem with her own words at all.

"Forget it, but you know I'm not from here, right?"

"Yes, I understand. The traveler from another world was crushed to death by a steamroller and turned into a golden meteor and landed here."

[Hmm, I see. I understand.]

Bai Zinan: I understand too.

Mona: What do you understand?

Such a good-looking boy would actually want to kill someone just for a bowl of noodles. I remember that in Liyue’s law… there won’t be too severe a punishment for a mentally ill person who harms someone…

No, I have to escape. For the sake of my own life, I must get away from this dangerous guy no matter what the cost.

"Okay, it's time for us to separate."

Mona felt that she could run away, so she just fled in a virtual and real way, not caring what Bai Zinan thought at all, and letting the other party shout something behind her.

Bai Zinan looked at Mona who was leaving quickly, and stared at the big hat on the side and fell into deep thought, "You said... can I modify this big hat and change it into the powerful magic hat in LOL? Or the big hat of Nongyao?"

[This thing is not yours, right? ]

Bai Zinan: What are we here for?

[Hiding from the Imaginary Tree... and taking a vacation? ]

Bai Zinan: Apart from this, have you forgotten my reputation of not doing my job properly?

[Well done, forget the hat on lol, the color doesn't match, and you have to add two more eyes, which is pretty creepy.]

Bai Zinan did what he said and started doing something indecent to Mona's hat at the entrance of Liyue Harbor.

【By the way, do you know how to modify it? 】

"I don't know, but it won't stop me from making some magic changes."

"Um...what are you going to do with my hat?"

Mona went back and she couldn't lose her hat.

Halfway through her run, she realized that her hat had fallen off, so she ran back with a nervous heart. As soon as she came back, she saw this guy's hands flashing with purple energy, and he was touching her hat.

This person...isn't he some kind of pervert? Mona felt a little scared when she saw this kind of behavior. She had seen all kinds of scenes, except this one.

A pervert, schizophrenic and an orphan, this person is really pitiful.

Mona felt pity again and decided to take him to Boss Baizhu. This way she wouldn't be going against her conscience.

"Let me think about it. Scholar's Wrath... What do spell power and spell damage correspond to in this world? Attack power and elemental mastery?"

Bai Zinan glanced at Mona who was reaching out for the hat, and quickly slapped Mona's hand. Honkai energy is corrosive, what if she got hurt?

I'm trying my best to absorb the dissipated Honkai energy, and she's still causing more trouble.

"Hey, you, this hat is obviously mine."

Mona withdrew her hand in pain, thinking that Bai Zinan was greedy for money and didn't intend to return the hat to her. She became furious because this was the last valuable thing on her.

[That’s enough, son of a bitch, give her the hat back. Look how angry she is.]

Mona: ￥@! #

Bai Zinan: If she is not allowed to touch the Honkai energy, the average person with resistance can only live to 20 or 30 years old. Theresa was restricted by Otto for so long that she only lived to her 50s. Do you know that Mona has resistance?

"Wait a little longer."

Including talking to Mona, Bai Zinan was really doing four things at once: modifying the hat, bickering with Honkai, absorbing the dissipated Honkai energy, and talking to Mona.

After a moment, the purple light disappeared and completely merged into Mona's hat. After ensuring that the Honkai inside could be completely transformed into an 'entry', Bai Zinan returned the hat to Mona.

"What you just did..."

Mona took the hat and breathed a sigh of relief after carefully checking that it had not changed. The purple energy just now was obviously not elemental power, but an energy closer to the energy of the abyss.

"Hmm? Are you talking about that?"

A purple cube appeared in Bai Zinan's hand. "This thing is corrosive to the human body, so I won't let you touch it."

"oh oh."

Mona saw that the other party didn't want to talk, so she didn't say anything more. As soon as the virtual and real flow started, she said "goodbye"

[Ah, it seems like you have left a particularly bad impression on the other person.]

Bai Zinan: Do you think I care? But the hat I just changed was a successful one.

【What has it changed to? 】

Bai Zinan: Lightning Dagger, okay, okay, now we have to find a way to get some money.

[Shouldn't you ask Mona to borrow some money? You don't have a penny. ]

Bai Zinan: What? If poor guys borrow money from other poor guys, do you think they can make up for the difference?

Bai Zinan stood up, his bones crackling, and walked towards Liyue Harbor. "Now there is a very important matter that will determine our fate in Teyvat."

【whats the matter? 】

Bai Zinan: Of course... Earn some Mora. If not, choose to sleep in the wild or on the street.

Don't think about me opening the space door to go to the Golden House to get Mora. This is against the law, you know?

……

"Huh, I'm finally away from that mentally ill guy. What's his name? Bai Zinan? What on earth did he do to my hat?"

After running a long distance, Mona stopped and took off her hat to examine it carefully. There was nothing wrong with it. Why did she feel something was wrong after putting it on?

Why do I run faster? The same distance takes less time...

Why not just find a hill person and try it?

Driven by curiosity, Mona found a hill people camp.

"The cause and effect are revealed!"

The water splashed directly, and then Mona saw a chain of lightning shot out from her casting hand and jumped between the hillbillies.

Induction, induction, induction

Several Hilichurls were unable to stop, just like they were tap dancing. Then they fell to the ground with a thud, and their bodies turned into white light and dissipated, leaving only broken masks.

"Is that the thunder element?"

Mona took off her hat and fell into deep thought. Has that guy turned this hat into a strange magic prop?

"Forget it, as long as it doesn't affect me."

Mona put on her astrology·electric knife·hat and continued on her journey.

Chapter 3 Mona: Tell me how you disguised yourself as a man?

The perspective returns to Bai Zinan.

After entering Liyue, Bai Zinan and Honkai were unfamiliar with the place and were confused for a moment. What should they do?

[Hey, hey, hey, son of a bitch, what are you supposed to do after you come in? Why is the size of Liyue different from the one in the game that you remember? ]

Bai Zinan: I just ask you not to let anyone hear your voice, otherwise it will be too sad. Look, your wife Mona thinks I'm crazy.

[But aren't you just crazy... ahhhhh?, wrong, wrong, you can't do that! ]

"I think you are versatile, Honkai. How about we make some money by performing on the street? As for sleeping... well, the power of the Ruler of Reason can still be used."

The ability of the Ruler of Reason is to first obtain an abstract explanation of a certain thing, use his own explanation as the standard of truth, and use energy to construct the object.

Bai Zinan, who had no professional knowledge, could at most use the ability of the Herrscher of Reason to build wooden or stone houses and some other things whose principles he knew.

For a poor student like him, this power is not as applicable as the power of the Yamato family, the boss of Konoha Real Estate.

[The problem is that there are no blankets. Are you going to sleep directly on the bed board? Also, I want to know why your memory keeps flooding with information related to hydrogen bombs and nuclear bombs! ]

Bai Zinan was silenced by Honkai's words. It was true. What should he do? Should he ask where the Hall of Rebirth was, and then pretend to be dead in front of the store and sleep in a warm coffin for free?

"No, no... Wait a minute? Why can't I just construct a quilt? At least I understand the principles of handmade silk quilts."

After solving the basic problems, Bai Zinan still had to consider how to earn Mora.

Although I can build a place to live in no time, it is an illegal building in Liyue Harbor after all, and I can't live in the wilderness.

"I say...Honkai, how about this, I'll turn into Bai Zi'er, and then you take over my body. Anyway, you can see that there are a lot of dances in my memory..."

[Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I am the Honkai Will, I am the Honkai God, there is no way I would do something like this to make money.]

Bai Zinan: I think you still need to think about it. After all, I am not discussing this with you, I am notifying you.

After finding a dead end that no one was paying attention to, Bai Zinan used her power to make a shoulder-baring kimono, put it on herself quietly, and then adjusted her body to look like Bai Zier.

In order to earn more Mora, Bai Zinan deliberately made it into 36D, and then asked Honkai to search for the ingredients of cosmetics in her memory. If she remembered correctly...

Lip and I checked all the ingredients and got to know them, then I used my power to make it myself and just found a kind lady to help me put on makeup.

"Really, I should learn how to put on makeup from baby Liesel."

Bai Zinan's voice also became charming and delicate under the effect of Honkai energy. After taking out the cosmetics, Bai Zinan began to walk towards the crowded place.

"If you want to make money, you still have to go to Liyue Center..."

[There are only zero and countless times of dressing as a woman. I remember someone said that he would never do that again even if he died, but then someone changed into a woman again. 】

Bai Zier: That was what Bai Zinan said. What does it have to do with me, Bai Zier?

Bai Zier didn't know how long she had walked before she saw a familiar sign. OK, Adventurer's Association. The Adventurer's Association had the most grudges.

The eye-catching rate along the way was as high as 250%. Many young Qianyan soldiers patrolling were so angry that their blood was gushing out after seeing it. It has to be said that such clothes are still too advanced for Liyue today.

There was a woman standing at the counter of the Adventurer's Guild. It was obvious that the Adventurer's Guild might come and go, but Catherine would remain forever.

"Towards the stars and the abyss, welcome to the Adventurer's Association..."

Even Catherine couldn't hold back her professional smile. What was wrong with this girl? What did she eat to become so obscene?

Bai Zinan: So funny, pure handmade breast augmentation.

"Excuse me, are you going to go through the adventurer procedures or issue a commission?"

Catherine knew very well that the guy in front of her had never joined the Adventurer's Guild. She remembered every member of the Adventurer's Guild clearly, and this guy's face did not match at all.

"My dear sister, I am here to issue a commission."

There was a hint of coquettishness in Bai Zier's charming voice, and the collapse in his spiritual space was almost vomited when he heard it.

After all, in Honkai's impression, no matter how Bai Zinan changes, he is still a man. Imagine a man being coquettish and charming to you...

[I am almost sick to death. No, I can't be sad alone. I will record it now and broadcast it live on Tianming when I get back.]