They want to hear my voice

Bai Zinan: Damn, I finally had a chance to have fun, but you made me lose so completely! Zhuo!

"Um... this... sister, please fill out this form, and I will publish your commission later."

Catherine put a form in front of Bai Zier with a stiff smile, and asked her to fill it out. "At the same time, we will charge a part of the handling fee, please be informed."

Catherine has traveled far and wide and seen everything, but she has never met someone with such a charming appearance and a sexy voice. Today she met one, and it turns out that this size is not just a legend... I have to talk to Catherine of Mondstadt about it later.

"Okay, good sister~ Do you want to hurry up?~"

The handling fee must be paid to Mora, but what should Bai Zier do if she doesn't have Mora? It's simple. When I modified Mona's hat before, I made a space mark.

Bai Zier stuffed a note that she had prepared in advance into Mona's hat through the space gate, and then took away the few 2000 Mora in Mona's wallet under Mona's confused gaze.

Mona: ???

Mona was also a person with a temper, how could she tolerate this? She held the black hand tightly and refused to let go, and then with Bai Zinan's great strength, Mona was directly pulled through the space door and buried in Bai Zier's 36D.

"Ah this..."

“Wuwuwuwuwu (Why is it dark)!??!”

“The handling fee…”

"This is 2000 Mora. Thank you for your hard work, sister~ Ugh!"

After becoming Bai Zier, the sensitive parts of her body also changed. Mona's head kept breathing hot air in her chest, making Bai Zinan feel numb all over.

[My dear daughter... Bah, you son of a bitch, are you sure you are 36D? No matter how you look at it, it must be E or above, right? ]

Bai Zier: How do you know? Monali, stop breathing hot air, it's too itchy.

Mona: Wait, who are you?

Bai Zier: I...Bai Zinan?

With a popping sound, Mona pulled her head out after several efforts. Looking at the charming big bear girl in front of her, she was a little confused. "You...you...you...you are Bai Zinan???"

Bai Zier covered her chest and refused to look at Mona. Do you think she was shy? She was wrong. It was because Mona's 2000 Mora had already been given away and she felt guilty.

"Yes... yes, otherwise..."

"Well... this is not the place to talk."

Mona looked at the two lumps and fell into deep thought. How did this guy hide his female characteristics? It was impossible to hide them with such a big size, right?

Mona dragged Bai Zier to a deserted place. Bai Zier subconsciously covered her chest and said, "I...I warn you, Liyue is not a lawless place. Your every move is under the surveillance of the Emperor."

"What are you talking about? How did you disguise yourself as a man?"

"Huh? I'm a man."

"????"

Chapter 4: I want to learn this fourth dimension

Mona's worldview has completely collapsed. Even if someone tells her that there is no Morax in Morax, she will believe it without hesitation.

After she asked Bai Zinan that question, Bai Zinan changed in front of her. The vulgar evil disappeared, his long black hair gradually became shorter, and his Adam's apple became more prominent.

The whole person changed back to his previous appearance, and then changed back in front of her, repeating this process more than ten times.

More than a dozen times, it had a huge impact on Mona's young mind, and she even missed the old woman for a moment.

"Are you... a human? No, that's not appropriate. After all, the result of my divination is not wrong. You are indeed a human..."

“…Let me organize my words first.”

After an hour-long explanation, Mona, sitting on a small stool on the street, roughly understood the meaning of this wonderful creature, Bai Zinan.

"So... the voice I heard was you and not you? Was it another consciousness? Something like... this? You stole 2000 Mora from me just to commission someone to help you with your makeup?

Then you can perform and make money?"

Mona pointed to the sky as she spoke. Obviously, as an astrologer, Mona knew something that others didn't know.

"Well... almost, but it's Honkai who's selling his skills, not me. I'm only responsible for selling my body."

At this time, Bai Zinan is still Bai Zier. There is no way. She is getting addicted to wearing women's clothes, just like Muzan's women's clothes...

"So what's your reward on that commission?"

Mona felt that Bai Zinan was so poor that the commission fee would not be much, even less than her own 2000 Mora.

"A diamond as big as a fist."

"It's only the size of my fist... Wait? What did you say? A diamond as big as my fist?"

Mona pointed with her fist as she spoke, and Bai Zier nodded, "Yes, that's it."

As he said that, he took out a diamond as big as a fist from the jade groove of his twin peaks. It was obvious that this was the power of the Ruler of Reason and the Ruler of Rock.

"Why didn't you fall out when you turned into a male just now?"

[Uh uh… maybe it’s because this is the fourth-dimensional Nako? 】

Bai Shinan: I'm still wondering how... um, yes, a portable four-dimensional Nako, a good helper for storing items.

Mona: Ah, this... I always feel like you are lying to me, but the feel of this diamond is real...

"Wait, don't move here, I'm going to buy two oranges... Bah, I'm going to take your commission, Cricket is just putting on makeup."

After a while, Mona returned to Bai Zinan with a sad face, "Wow, my commission, my diamond... everything feels like it's gone from me!"

"Um, has anyone accepted the commission?"

Bai Zier looked at the diamond in her hand, then looked at Mona, wondering whether to give it to her. Anyway, this thing was easily pinched...

Don’t ask why you don’t just use Mora, counterfeiting money is illegal.

"Yeah... Catherine said that a yellow-haired idiot recommended by Catherine from Mond took the job. I heard that it was that yellow-haired idiot who dealt with the dragon disaster in Mond.

Also, although you are a strange person and I really want to run away, I will not leave until you pay me back 2000 Mora."

"Yellow-haired fool...Um, Mona, do I have a yellow or blue square on my head?"

"You have a fever?"

[No, he just wanted to know if he had become some kind of Mondstadt giant baby.]

"Found it, found it, Ying, right there, wow! What a huge evil!"

A flying emergency food (bushi), an external sound generator and a yellow-haired fool with a wise face came over.

"This is our client... Ying, I think you can ask her for advice on this size!"

Paimon had no idea how much of a blow her words had had on Ying. At that moment, she was still immersed in the feeling of being touched by her own consideration for Ying.

Little did he know that his dumb wife (bushi) and his trashy sister had already come up with the idea of ​​making Paimon sandwiches.

"Hello, my name is Ying, are you the client this time?"

“Are there really diamonds as big as a fist?”

"Paimon!"

"Hey hey"

[Surprised, this little sister can actually talk? ]

Ying: Do you know where Brother Long is? No, why can I hear your thoughts? Why is it a man? ! !

"Um... yes, you can call me Bai Zinan or Bai Zier."

The delicate and charming voice made Ying intoxicated. She felt that she could make this charming big bear sister lesbian. She could afford a diamond the size of a fist, so she must be a rich woman no matter how you think about it.

As for the male voice with an echo just now, I must have heard it wrongly.

"Bai Zilan or Bai Zier? What a nice name."

(This is not a typo, I just assumed it and didn’t read the order carefully.)

At this moment, Xie Ying already had hundreds of ideas of how to make Bai Zier gay in his mind.

"I see... eh? It's this Bai... Bai Zi'er... the name is more charming... ahem, anyway, Miss Bai's request is to put on makeup, right?"

[Yes, yes, Miss Bai, hahahahahaha]

Ying: This sound is so annoying...

Mona: Miss Bai...well, I'll call you that from now on.

"Yes, it's makeup, here are the cosmetics."

Bai Zier put her hand deep into her cleavage and took out bottles of cosmetics.

This move caused all the men passing by to stop and watch, and some of them with less self-control even drooled. Seeing this, Ying could not bear this injustice, so she took Paimeng to disperse all these people.

But... this big sister is so good at four-dimensional Naoko. Otherwise, why don’t you give up the diamonds and learn this?

"Ying, stop looking, your saliva is flowing out!"

Paimon stamped his feet anxiously, his two short legs anxiously kicking the air. Aren't they just two pieces of fat? What's so good about them? The important thing is to finish the commission as soon as possible and get the diamonds to exchange for Mora's meal.

After being disturbed by Paimeng, Ying came back to her senses and started to put makeup on Bai Zier.

Liquid foundation, face powder, vermilion eye shadow, light pink lipstick and setting water, all done in one go. How could cricket makeup be difficult for this top enemy of Teyvat?

Finally, I sprayed some perfume on Bai Zier and it was done.

"Wow...except for looking a little better, there is no change at all!"

Paimon's compliments are always a little different, and you can't even tell they're compliments...

Ying's face showed a fierce look. He must find a time to prepare this emergency food.

"So good."

Bai Zier took out a mirror from her chest and looked at herself, then handed the fist-sized diamond to Ying, "I am very satisfied, thank you~"

The diamond in her hand felt heavy, and Paimeng's 24k diamond-detecting eyes couldn't find any problems, so Ying was sure it was authentic, but she hesitated for two seconds.

"Um... can I not have the diamond? I want to learn the fourth-dimensional Nako from you."

Bai Zier stopped and glanced at Ying, seeming to want to say something but stopping herself. Similarly, Mona looked at herself, then at Ying, sighed and shook her head.

[Don't even think about it. Your breasts are too small. You can't learn it.]

Ying: You

Mona: Phew...Nothing, I just remembered something funny about the old woman.

"Um...Ying, listen to my advice. The breasts are too small and the water is too deep. You can't control it. Just take the diamond. At least we won't have to starve for the time being."

Paimon looked at Ying's increasingly aggrieved expression and began to comfort her.

"Are you going to perform? Can we go and see it?"

Ying felt that she could still save the situation. Even if she couldn't learn the fourth-dimensional Nanako, she had to turn this rich woman gay, so that she wouldn't have to worry about having no money when traveling in Teyvat.

Chapter 5 Sexy Collapse Online Performance

"Don't miss it if you pass by, there's street performance, those who have money can support it with money, those who don't can borrow money to support it~"

Since Ying and Paimeng followed, Bai Zier had no reason to let go of such top workers. Just two simple words of deception made Ying and Paimeng scream.

Before calling out, Bai Zier pulled out a subwoofer from the Four-Dimensional Nako, which contained a memory card with the music of Pure Land created by Honkai.

Gradually, more and more people gathered, and even some of the patrolling Qianyan Army stopped to watch. After all, it was a pleasure to see three rare beauties together even if they didn't do anything.

Bai Zinan: I leave it to you, Honkai!

[Tsk, I really don’t want to come…]

Although he said this, Honkai still honestly took over his body. It was one of the few opportunities for him to get out and relax, even if it was just a part-time job.

The originally charming eyes were filled with contempt, and the coquettish voice was filled with coldness, "Ants, watch the performance of this goddess."

As the sound of the subwoofer sounded, Honkai began to dance in the crowd.

[Son of a bitch, just this once, your dad will remember this]

Bai Zinan: As we all know, once there is a first time, there will be a second time and even countless times.

"Fuck, these breasts, these ass, love them!"