They want to hear my voice

"This shoulder, this old shoulder is so slippery!!!"

"She smiled at me! She smiled at me! She had me in her heart!"

"Ahhh, I must bring this sister home to show Brother Long!"

Paimon: Ying! Calm down! Calm down! Diamonds can't be used for rewards!

Paimon snatched the diamond from Ying's hand and flew high into the sky. Fortunately, he was smart and didn't let Ying... Wait? There are still 5 Mora in the wallet!

Mona: You had such a cold expression just now, why are you suddenly smiling so seductively?

So much money, so much money! I'm rich, I didn't expect this yellow-haired silly man to have so much money, it's really great.

Mora kept putting coins into the bottomless pit wallet that Bai Zinan had prepared in advance. During the process, the coins collided with each other and made a pleasant sound, which made Mona mistakenly think that she had arrived in heaven.

After the Pure Land, the New Treasure Island came next. The evil kept fluctuating, pulling at the hearts of the Liyue SPs. In this wave, Bai Zinan successfully drained the Mora of the passers-by.

After saying a few simple words and leaving, Bai Zinan took the wallet, pulled Mona and started running.

Not for any other reason, Honkai said that the dance just now caught the attention of Qixing. From a certain perspective, Bai Zinan caused public disorder, which requires a fine.

Ying: And then you just left me behind, right? You scumbag woman.

"Sha...ha...ha, why are you running...so fast?"

"Those who cause public disorder will be fined and held accountable under the law."

"Good run."

"Well, Mona, go get some fresh air. I need to change my clothes."

"They are all girls...Oh, you are going to become a boy, you are not afraid anymore, what should I do?"

Mona turned around silently, blocking the entrance to the alley tightly. She heard the rustling sound of clothes being taken off behind her. Even if she didn't think about it, she could still imagine Bai Zinan naked...

Mona suddenly turned into a steam princess, "Are you...are you...are you okay?"

"Well, don't worry. Men understand men best. Their eyes were on my chest at that time."

Bai Zier is offline here, Bai Zinan returns, and his voice returns to normal. The clothes he wears at this time are made according to the Liyue style.

Mona then turned around, her tone full of helplessness, "If those lecherous guys knew that they were horny to a man...what would their reaction be?"

[Believe me, they will only get more excited]

Bai Zinan: Indeed.

Mona: ???

"Okay, let's find a safe place and see how much money we made."

"Do I need to count them? I'm counting them all. The total is 75000 Mora."

If it was something else, Mona might not remember it, but this was Mora, and Mona would never make mistakes when it came to Mora.

[Hmm...it's really 7.5. I didn't expect this astrologer to have such a talent.]

Mona: Who are you looking down on? I am Astrologius Mona Megistus, the great astrologer.

Bai Zinan: Oh, yes, yes, yes. Here, here are your two thousand Moras. You can go.

Mona: No, you see I have collected the money for you, just calculate the wages, it doesn’t have to be too much, 2 Mora will be enough.

"Hey, can you tell me which Water God's Eye holder is like you?"

"Me like that?"

Mona was just a joke at first, but Bai Zinan really gave her 2 Mora. Even if he was a little crazy, it was not impossible to deal with him...

"As far as I know, the holders of the Water God's Eye are all wealthy and powerful people, such as the second young lady of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce... No, the second young master, the head of the Kamisato family, Kamisato Ayato,

Or maybe a humanoid ATM machine, Dada Duck."

"That's enough, stop talking! I'm not poor at all. As an astrologer, I should fully limit my material desires. What do you, an outsider, know about astrologers?"

The words were powerful, even could be described as "very spirited", but Mona's green eyes kept wandering. There was nothing she could do, she was feeling guilty.

I hardly charge for my astrology, and my only income comes from the Steambird Newspaper. Although the payment is not cheap, the investment in studying astrology is huge...

"You can't blame me if you can't make ends meet!"

Being stared at by Bai Zinan made me feel terrified, Mona broke down her defenses, what about the trust between people? Was it eaten by Honkai?

[I feel offended, how about turning her into a dead soldier? ]

Bai Zinan: You have become Chaos Evil again?

Mona: Why do you keep saying words I don't know?

Now that she has money, what is the first thing Mona does? Fill her stomach. Bai Zinan has been busy all day, and it is already evening. Her wallet is bulging (compared to before), and Mona confidently puffs up her chest. Her stomach can have a better offering today.

"Are you going to eat? Where did the cake in your hand come from?"

Mona was just thinking about taking Bai Zinan to Wanmin Hall, an economical place, for a meal when she saw this guy tearing open the space and taking out pastries.

"Hmm? The inn in Ziyuan Town has a changing shopkeeper, but the stargazer is always there. With this relationship, I can rely on this inn for the rest of my life."

"what relationship?"

[Friendship between life and death, although we fight for life, we fight for death. 】

Wudou: Roar! (Bullying the beast!)

Mona: What's this beast roar?

"Want to eat? 2000 Mora per portion."

Mona fell into deep thought. Should she eat it? Should she not eat it? But it looked delicious. No, she had to find a way to get it for free.

"It's so awkward to talk about money between us... Talking about money hurts our feelings, it hurts our feelings."

"Then you return the 20,000 to me?"

"No! I worked hard for this! This is my hard-earned money."

Mora entering Mona's pocket is like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth.

"I earned it with my hard work!"

[You two should shut up! I was the one who danced and earned the money, but I didn't get a cent.]

Mona: Ah, this... seems to make sense, how about giving it some?

Bai Zinan: Let me ask you, is this guy a human being? Obviously not. If he is not a human being, how can he talk about human rights?

Mona: That makes sense. I almost got fooled by this guy with bad intentions. He actually played the emotional card.

Apart from anything else, anyone who cheats me out of money is definitely not a good person. What Bai Zinan? Did he cheat me out of money? This is the boss, the boss who pays my salary!

Chapter 6 Bai Zinan: It turns out that I forgot about Xie Ying.

There is a dispute between mountain delicacies and seafood in Liyue cuisine. Yuecai, which represents mountain delicacies, and Licai, which represents seafood, have been fighting for hundreds of years without a clear winner.

To this day, Xinyuexuan and Liuliting are the inheritors of the struggle between Yuecai and Licai.

Of course, Bai Zinan and Mona couldn't afford to eat at these two restaurants, so they could only look at them.

Mona and Bai Zinan walked to Wanmin Hall while bickering. Wanmin Hall is economical, delicious and inexpensive. Most importantly, there is no dispute over cuisine, and it has all kinds of Li Cai, Yue Cai and home-cooked dishes.

"What would you two like to order?"

"Boiled black bass, um... two portions, Mora meat... 6 pieces"

Mona gritted her teeth and used all her strength to say words that would damage her wallet. Her struggling and tangled micro-expression made Bai Zinan, who was sitting opposite her, feel helpless.

"Okay, please wait a moment."

Master Mao wiped the sweat off his face with a towel and went into the kitchen to get busy.

[I always feel like she's experiencing some kind of doomsday.]

Mona: No...it's your illusion...

Bai Zinan: How about I pay for it?

Mona: That's... perfect.

[Oh, woman, your expression changes like turning the pages of a book. ]

Mona: We are family and we don’t have different opinions. Why should I be polite?

Without further ado, Chef Mao brought up two servings of hot boiled black-backed sea bass. "Hey, boiled black-backed sea bass are here!"

"The fish is already here, why aren't you eating it? Is there something wrong?"

"Master Mao, the Mora meat hasn't arrived yet."

In the end... Bai Zinan paid the money. It wasn't because Mona didn't want to, but because Bai Zinan's reasons were too convincing.

Bai Zinan asked Mona to reflect on herself three times a day: Did Mona have enough to eat? Did Mona rent a house? Did Mona have enough to buy experimental equipment?

After thinking it over for a while, Mona decided to give up on treating. It didn't matter whose money it was, so who was in charge between her and him?

"Well... we're going to stay at an inn next, right?"

Looking at the sky that was getting darker, Mona wondered, would she have to sleep on the street again? Wouldn't it be strange to sleep on the street even though she was rich?

"Why spend that money? Just find a vacant lot and build an illegal building."

"???"

After Bai Zinan rubbed the house with her bare hands, Mona had a dangerous and immature idea.

This Bai Zinan is really a great helper at home and when traveling. I have to find a way to get him to travel with me. If I run out of money, I'll let him change his gender and perform, and let him rub everything with his bare hands in the wilderness.

[Hey, girl, your idea is very dangerous. Do you really want to live in the same room with a man you have just known for more than a day? ]

Mona: It's not the same room, so why should I be afraid? If I stay at an inn, isn't it possible that there are men in other rooms?

Bai Zinan: There’s nothing wrong with you, my friend.

Bai Zinan built a two-bedroom, one-living-room shelter on a vacant lot next to Yujing Terrace. Why is it called a shelter? After all, it's just a small area, and being able to sleep and walk around is already pretty good.

After scrubbing the house, the next step is to scrub the bed and quilt with bare hands.

“Why do I feel like I should work in Rhode Island?”

[The doctor and Ami were very happy when they found out, and you never came out of the manufacturing room again.]

Looking at the wool mattress and silk quilt that he had kneaded out by hand, Bai Zinan fell into self-doubt. When did his style go astray?

Mona watched Bai Zinan rubbing everything with her bare hands, and her state of mind gradually changed from shock to familiarity, the house, the bed, the mattress, the quilt, the clothes...

Mona even thought that this guy could rub Mora with his bare hands, and that fist-sized diamond might have been rubbed out with his bare hands.

"OK, good night."

There is nothing wrong with it except that I can’t take a shower. I am the holder of the Eye of God, so I can take a shower easily... But forget it, after all, there are men...

After a tiring day, Mona spread her ponytails and lay on the bed, "This bed... is a little too soft..."

Mona felt like she was about to sink into this bed. What kind of heavenly feeling was this? She didn't want to get up, so she just let herself sleep here...

The next day, Mona was woken up by Bai Zinan at 5 o'clock, "Oh, let me sleep for a while~ Just a little while~"

"Oh, I know, I know. It's so annoying. Are you my mother? You're so pushy."

"Have you forgotten that this thing is an illegal building?"

How could Bai Zinan not be anxious? This is an illegal building in Yujingtai. It was lucky that the Qianyan Army didn't find it last night.

[What are you going to do today? Continue to perform on the streets? I checked last night and found that Bai Zier is now a wanted criminal in Liyue. Her crimes are... spreading obscene thoughts and disturbing public order.]

Bai Zinan: Is the bounty high?

Mona: I heard there's a bounty?

[It's only about 50,000 or 60,000 Mora, and it's not a murder.]

"I'm coming."

Mona ran out with her hair loose and her hat in hand, "So are we going to run away? No, not us, so are you going to run away?"

"Huh? Why am I the one running away? The wanted one is Bai Zier, what does it have to do with me, Bai Zinan? I'm still thinking of catching Bai Zier and exchanging her for the bounty."

"???"