They want to hear my voice

Mona could no longer understand Bai Zinan's train of thought. Who would want to capture her in exchange for a bounty?

The two of them left the "illegal building" at daybreak, but it was a bit distracting with Mona carrying a silk quilt on her back.

A space gate directly destroyed the "illegal building", and Mona also said goodbye to Bai Zinan.

After Bai Zinan learned that the ceremony of inviting the immortals would begin in half a month, Mona knew that there was no way Bai Zinan could be abducted by her.

"Bye-Bye."

[Tell me more specifically, how do you fish for bounties? ]

"Well, look, Bai Zi'er 2.0"

Bai Zinan casually used Honkai Energy to pinch a Bai Zier with dilated pupils, "I have discovered that my doll pinching skills are becoming more and more sophisticated."

[I think you can go to Inazuma's Thunder God to gain experience, and then make a doll with self-awareness...]

Bai Zinan: What are you thinking about, inflatable things? This kind of thing is not allowed.

Bai Zinan found a seat, took out a bowl of noodles and started eating. While eating, she was thinking about something, "Did I forget to ask Mona to have breakfast just now? I always feel like I forgot something."

[Did you forget about the yellow-haired idiot who put on your makeup and the emergency food? ]

Bai Zinan: Oh yes, what about them two?

The perspective turns back to yesterday, after Xieying was thrown down by Bai Zinan.

"Ying...it seems like the two of them have abandoned us..."

Ying glanced wisely at Bai Zier and Mona who had run away. Anyway, he had already completed the commission and the fist-sized diamond was enough for him to spend for a while, so he let the two of them run away.

Just as Ying was about to leave, she was stopped by a purple cat and the Qianyan Army. "You two are suspected of disturbing public order. Come with me."

After some trouble, with the help of Catherine, Ying and Paimon were released. Well, they were also treated to a meal by this serious purple cat head.

Paimon: This cat-head is a good guy.

During the conversation at the dinner, Xieying learned that the purple cat head was none other than Yuheng Star, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue - Keqing.

In fact, those cat ears are not real cat ears, but the hair is tied up in that way, euphemistically called "zongjiao", of course, it can also be said to be "yaji", in short, it represents an unmarried girl.

After dinner, Ying and Paimon slept on the street for the night. When they woke up, there were thousands of Mora in front of them for no apparent reason...

Time goes back to the present. Bai Zinan was wandering on the street like a scoundrel and unknowingly wandered to Wanmin Hall.

Through the window, Bai Zinan saw the yellow-haired resentful person whom he had forgotten. After a brief thought, he stepped into the gate of Wanmin Hall.

Chapter 7 Bai Zinan: You didn’t expect it! My sister is me!!!

"Hey, you're here, little brother. The girl with the hat who was eating a lot and was with you yesterday is not here. What do you want to eat today?"

Master Mao has a good memory. After all, this young man and his female companion left too deep an impression on him last night. The female companion ate a fish and four mola meats, which was more than his own daughter could eat.

"Ah...well, she's busy. Do you have any boiled black bass left? If you do, give me one. If not, forget it."

Bai Zinan's steps froze. Master Mao recognized him now? While thinking, he secretly glanced at the table where the night raiders Lu ⑨④ Jiu③ Lu ①③ Wu Yanying was sitting. Hmm, he didn't find himself.

[Look at how cowardly you are. Don’t tell anyone that you are my son who is in a state of collapse when you go out.]

Bai Zinan: If you don't get punished for three days, you will become a jerk. I hope you know who your father is.

Ying: It was the voice from yesterday. I saw Ba Wan Mora waving at me again.

After hearing the voice, Ying began to look around, and finally locked her eyes on Bai Zinan. He was the one who had just spoken to Master Mao, and the voice sounded like...

"What's wrong with Ying?"

The cook Xiangling, who had her pigtails tied into a bow, came out with a pile of slime mushrooms. "Come and try some. These are all fresh and delicious ingredients."

Ying fell silent as she looked at a plate of slime gel. She came here to eat, not to test poison. But seeing Xiangling's eager eyes, Ying took a deep breath and stuffed a spoonful of slime into her mouth. "It tastes just like jelly."

"Is that so? What do you think, Paimon?"

"Hmm... delicious."

This was the only evaluation of Paimon, which was exactly what Xiangling had expected.

"Lululululu"

"Hey, Guoba! Come here, that's a guest."

Guoba, the stove demon Maxius, is the Kitchen God of the people of Liyue. For the sake of the people, he poured his power into the earth, and most of his sanity disappeared. When he woke up again, he was in a dilapidated temple. He was picked up by Xiangling and taken home, and then became Xiangling's family member.

"Lululu"

Bai Zinan looked at the rice crust in front of him and started to make the same sound as him.

[What are you saying, son of a bitch? Even if you can understand, there is no need to communicate in Guoba language, right? ]

Guoba: Lulululu? (You smell like strange food)

Bai Zinan: Lululu? (You want to eat?)

Guoba: Lu! Lululu! (Eat! I'll introduce Xiangling to you!)

Xiangling & Paimon & Ying: What are these two doing? ? ?

"Guoba, are these your family members?"

Xiangling looked at Bai Zinan curiously, while Ying frowned as she looked at Bai Zinan. Why did this guy look like a walking Ba Wan Mora? Was it her illusion?

Guoba laughed excitedly, while Bai Zinan laughed expressionlessly.

"Um...hi? Can you hear me?"

"Oh, sorry, I was too engrossed in discussing food with it, who are you?"

[Son of a bitch, asking questions even though you know the answer]

Ying & Paimon: I'm sure this is the walking Ba Wan Mora.

"Bai Zinan! It's you!"

Ying slammed the table and stood up, "You are a walking 80,000 Mora, and you dare to jump in front of a righteous man like me."

"Hmm? Who are you?"

Although he knew her, he still had to pretend that he didn't know her. Bai Zinan acted innocent and asked, "Did you meet my twin brother Bai Zidong?"

"Don't think you can fool me like this. I can guarantee that the girl I met yesterday was you."

Xiangling was confused. What boy and girl? Why was the traveler telling a story to Guoba's family?

"Don't spit blood on me. Boys and girls are so different. How could it be me? It must be my sister Bai Zier who is running around using my name."

"Ying... We seem to have wronged him..."

Paimeng stared at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake that the other person had taken out at some point, and with his 'smart' brain he thought that Ying must have recognized the wrong person.

"really?"

At this time, Honkai consciously cut off contact with all the women present, projected popcorn and happy water, and happily watched Bai Zinan's performance. If he remembered correctly, Bai Zinan's behavior of constantly opening a small account originated from Lu Shichuqiu in "Love Apartment"...

In fact, Ying was not sure whether she had made a mistake or not. She only heard Bai Zinan slowly say, "To be honest, the three of us siblings have been separated for many years, and as the eldest brother, I have been constantly looking for them.

If you see them please let me know."

These 'sincere' words made Ying fall into silence. Now she was so panicked. It seemed that she had misunderstood the good guy...wait...it seemed that she still had room for maneuver.

"I see," Xie Ying nodded, "Then we are very similar. I am looking for my brother Kong. We have been separated for a long time."

The first step is to play the emotional card. If you have the same experience as him, it will be easier to arouse empathy.

The second step is to start explaining the reasons for your behavior, and to appeal to their emotions and reason. You should use language to bring the other person closer to yourself and try to pull them to your perspective.

"I don't want to do this, but you don't know what happened yesterday, brother. It should be your sister, right? She took me to the street to perform under the Northland Bank, but who knew...

Who knew they would abandon me and even trick my Mora away? They were clearly looking for their brother, why did they treat me like this, wuwuwu."

When the emotions reached a deep level, Ying couldn't help crying. If there were Oscars in this world, Bai Zinan would definitely win one for Ying. He could cry as soon as he said he would. Isn't this much better than most young handsome actors?

But if you want to act, I'll act with you... Wait? How did you almost choke to death while eating popcorn? You are a conscious being!

[Um... let me act with her, cough cough cough, I feel like playing a little. ]

Bai Zinan: Come on, just come out and dance.

[Ji, am I, your father, only worthy of changing gender and wearing women's clothes and dancing passionately? ]

Bai Shinan: Look, doesn’t Muzan from Demon Slayer also dress up as a woman and work as an oiran?

"Good sister. Don't be sad. When I meet Bai Zi'er, I will definitely teach her a lesson. How many Moras did she cheat you of? I will sell my kidneys to pay you back. What does your brother look like? Maybe I have seen him when I traveled to Teyvat."

Bai Zinan hugged Ying as he spoke, patting her smooth back non-stop. He thought he was just comforting her, well, just comforting her, not taking advantage of her.

Ying's mind went blank when she was suddenly hugged, and then she heard the other party was going to cut her kidneys. This was a good man, and he would give her money even if he cut her kidneys.

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This kindness depends on oneself to protect. Han Ying was deceived and crippled. The two of them grabbed each other's shoulders and looked at each other with tears in their eyes, "Brother, don't! If the kidney is cut, it will be gone. Don't do this. I will feel guilty if you do this."

[Hurry up, hurry up, let me go out and play! This silly guy is so interesting. ]

Ying: You just called me stupid, didn't you? Give me back my feelings, bastard!

"What's the big deal? I have a sister too, so I understand your feelings the best."

Bai Zinan looked at Ying with a determined expression. Paimeng and Guoba took away the osmanthus cake that Bai Zinan had placed on the table, along with Xiangling. The three of them ate while enjoying the drama of this half-brother and sister.

"This won't work, and that won't work either. So tell me how I can make up for what my sister owes you."

Ying thought for two seconds, "Then...why don't you travel with me? You look for your sister, and I look for my brother, so we can rely on each other."

"Hey, this is Paimon's job! Paimon is your best..."

“Emergency food.”

Ying's face changed in an instant, and she looked at Paimeng who was eating osmanthus cake with a disdainful expression. This osmanthus cake that looked delicious was not left for her. She had to find a chance to make a pot of shrimp Paimeng porridge.

Chapter 8 Ying: It’s meaningless if I say it out loud, that’s what I mean

This is a week after Ying and Bai Zinan became siblings of the opposite sex.

During this week, Bai Zinan was dragged by Ying to hoe the land every day, and served as a scapegoat in the Adventurer's Association. Nothing major happened in a week, but Ying was a little bored.

How nice it would be to have a brother who can take out food anytime and anywhere, build a house anywhere, and rub everything with his bare hands. What Brother Long? No more.

"I want to buy some osmanthus flowers to carry with the wine, but unfortunately... huh?"

The idle old man who was listening to books while strolling around had just left Tian Tiezui's stall. Before he could finish his words, he was attracted by the noise coming from afar.

A blonde girl who doesn't look too smart is chasing a young man who doesn't look too smart either, with a plankton.

"Damn you Bai Zinan, you actually lied to me! Am I still your sister?"

[You must be kidding. Anyone can be my Houkai these days... Dad! Dad is wrong. Don't do two things at once! ]

Bai Zinan: Indeed, not everyone can be your father these days.

Ying: Bastard, don’t run. You have the guts to lie to me but you don’t have the guts to let me hit you, right?

One lie leads to the need for more lies to cover it up, but lies are lies after all, just like fire cannot be covered by paper, and it will eventually be exposed.

Isn't it? The truth has been revealed. It has been said that there are only zero and countless times of wearing women's clothes. Even if Bai Zinan did not become Bai Zier, he still could not resist the temptation and put on the women's clothes he had made before.

Ying happened to see it, and the bad memories of being invited for tea came flooding back. The wise Ying understood everything in an instant.

"Crossdresser, don't run! Paimon's breakfast is still in your hands!"

Paimon and Ying are never on the same page. Ying is still upset about being deceived, while Paimon is worried about the breakfast in Bai Zinan's hand.

"Isn't this Mr. Zhong?"

Bai Zinan saw Uncle Zhong walking his bird from afar, and an idea immediately came to his mind.

"Uncle Zhong, I'm sorry."

When Bai Zinan ran over, he did some tricks in the nearby space. When Ying caught up with him, Ying was directly pulled to Zhongli.