They want to hear my voice

[This silly girl, if I closed my eyes and really thought it was a paramecium, my son didn’t even say it was the border between life and death.]

Walnut: Ah this...

"Okay, you win. The border is dangerous. You can't go there."

Life is not easy, Walnut sighed.

"I'll have to go see it eventually."

"Is there anyone you want to see..."

Hu Tao and Bai Zinan were in a stalemate for a long time, so they decided to take a step back. They had just buried a person today and were about to go back to rest, but then they encountered this kind of thing again.

[Wouldn't it be better to just revive whoever you want to see? At worst, you can just create a physical body. ]

Walnut: ...Ah, yes, yes, yes

It is impossible to resurrect the dead.

Bai Zinan: Natasha

[Fuck it, shut up, you bastard, do you believe I can drag you to play art? ]

Ying: Natasha...does it have any special meaning?

"No, I just wanted to go take a look."

"Okay, the border is related to the order of the Yin and Yang worlds. I'll take you there, but you are not allowed to pay attention to this place again."

"Ok."

After a trip to the border, Hu Tao took the two back to the Hall of Rebirth. As soon as he entered the door, Hu Tao looked at the arm-long bill and fell into deep thought.

Zhongli built so many in half a day?

"The store is a bit messy, wait a moment, are you really not going to consider that business?"

"Don't think about it. No matter how you think about it, you can't die."

Ying rejected it directly. When she turned around, Bai Zinan was gone. "Damn Bai Zinan, Xie brother, why did you run away alone again?"

"He's a cross-dresser after all, you should understand him."

Paimon held a handful of pastries in both hands and spoke well of Bai Zinan.

"Eh? Where's that rich-looking dog-guest?"

Hu Tao smacked her lips and almost said the word "rich man". As a person who walks between yin and yang, she can clearly feel the mixture of life and death in Bai Zinan.

This kind of person is often close to death and is a potential customer. Otherwise, why would I bother selling coffins?

(Bai Zinan: Don’t cue me, I can’t die even if the author dies. Don’t ask me, the reason is the Ruler of Death.)

"Um...where's your brother?"

"I don't have a brother."

Kong: It was a wrong choice after all.

Ying puffed out her cheeks and sat down on the wooden chair.

What brother? I don't know. If he doesn't take me out for two more meals, I will never... Two meals are too little. Three meals, three meals are necessary before I can forgive him.

Brother Long? Brother Long has never invited me to have a meal with him. Even if he is my biological brother, I will just ignore him.

Ying is very realistic. Whoever of these two takes her out for dinner is her real brother.

"Ah this... Hey, Zhongli you're back."

"Well, my friend, have you not caught up with your brother yet? He went out and headed east."

Zhongli came back from drinking tea, walking his bird and listening to a play. As soon as he came in, he saw the top enemy in Teyvat sitting in his seat. He sold Bai Zinan who had just passed by him without hesitation.

"I don't have a brother."

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"Little friend."

"I don't have a brother."

"That's my seat."

"……Feel sorry."

"It doesn't matter."

Chapter 10: Collapse: Isn’t it a recognized fact that Bai Zinan is afraid of his wife?

"Hi, hi, hi, I'm back, Master Hu, thank you for bothering me."

[That 1.58-meter-tall handsome guy is so hard to please. You can never find him every time you go looking for him, but he eats all the almond tofu.]

Zhongli: Well...from a common sense perspective, this technique is similar to sending dreams, which is quite interesting.

Ying: I don’t have a brother...Brother, now you’re back, can we go to Liuliting for dinner today?

Zhongli & Paimon: (Elemental Perception)

"Well, Hall Master Hu is not here. If you need general business, you can find me. I am Zhongli, a guest official of the Wangsheng Hall."

"My name is Bai Zinan, and I have heard of Mr. Zhongli for a long time."

"Ok?"

Zhongli looked at Bai Zinan. The other party didn't seem to be lying, and what was going on with this inexplicable seriousness?

"It is said that Mr. Zhongli knows everything about astronomy and geography, and is well versed in all matters concerning Liyue."

"I know a little bit, but I wonder what the guest wants to ask? Let me know in advance that Mora is going to pay now."

[Morax, how can you not have Mora! Why should a god without money make things difficult for a god without money? 】

Zhongli: Who are you, old friend?

Bai Zinan: Not an old friend, not an old friend. This guy must be the alien that God is wary of.

Zhongli: I'm on vacation now, please call me Zhongli.

"Mr. Zhongli, do you think... Tianquanxing knows me?"

"If it's you who changed your gender and performed on the street... then she would definitely find out."

"puff…"

"Ying, what are you laughing at!"

"I remembered something happy. I am one step closer to Sora."

"Didn't you just say you didn't want to be free?"

Paimon rarely stops talking and makes trouble at inappropriate times.

"If you think it's too much, give me some."

Hearing Ying's words, Paimon suddenly covered his snack, took a look and looked up again, "Not much, really not much."

"From a common sense perspective, you definitely didn't know when you changed your clothes."

"Listening to your words is like listening to a speech."

"That's ridiculous."

When Hu Tao came back, the atmosphere in the whole Wangsheng Hall was very weird. Paimeng was still eating snacks, and Ying was sitting next to Bai Zinan, listening to Zhongli and Bai Zinan talking about the book.

What fifty thousand years old, six thousand years old, and all that wear and tear? Hu Tao didn't understand a word of it, but she still sat next to Zhongli.

I don't know if it was because they were drunk or what, but the topic between the two of them vaguely touched upon the issue of justice. Of course, Zhongli only said what he could say, and anything he couldn't say was said to be in the contract.

"You may not believe it, but the girl above you and my wife don't look exactly the same, but they are almost the same."

Ying interrupted when she heard this, "Your tone is probably a bit jealous. How many wives do you have? Isn't there a walnut on Zhongli's head?"

"do not know"

"Such a good kidney..."

Zhongli nodded thoughtfully. According to Bai Zinan, six thousand years old was indeed young, and there were ways to avoid wear and tear...

Even if he has 10 wives in total...even King Rāshtra would become thinner, right?

[It's so funny, the sound of Walnut is indeed very similar to that of Paramecium. ]

"My friend, do you have time tomorrow? I'll take you to drink... and appreciate the culture of Liyue."

Hu Tao's mouth twitched. You wanted to say drinking tea, walking the bird and listening to opera, right?

"So good."

I have long wanted to experience retirement life, so I took this opportunity to let my little sister hoe the land by herself.

The next day, Bai Zinan and Zhongli's retirement life began.

At six o'clock, I go out for a walk and walk my birds. At seven o'clock, I have breakfast in the tea shop. At ten o'clock, I listen to Tian Tiezui's storytelling, which tells the story of the King of Rock's conquests in the south and the north.

I had lunch at Xinyuexuan at noon and the bill was sent to Wangshengtang.

We will go to listen to an opera in the afternoon. According to Zhongli's description, after the ceremony of inviting the immortals, Mr. Yunjin will recover and will go on stage to perform. We will go to listen to the opera together then.

We had dinner at Liuliting that night, and the bill was sent to the North Country Bank, in the name of Dardalia.

[Tsk, why don't we find a chance to see if you can replace the Tree of Imaginary Numbers. I'm kind of falling in love with this kind of retirement life.]

Zhongli: Indeed, retirement life is simple and unpretentious.

Bai Zinan: Are you going to rebel against the heavens and destroy it?

Zhongli: So the owner of this voice is called Honkai?

Bai Zinan: No, its owner is me.

"Tartaria of the Fatui is a generous and magnanimous man."

Zhongli was sipping tea when he suddenly changed the subject. The meaning was obvious: the people of Tartaglia were stupid and had lots of money.

"Have heard a little bit."

Bai Zinan’s meaning is very clear. Who wouldn’t love a mobile ATM that cares for his younger brothers and sisters?

“You can come out tomorrow and experience the humanities.”

"Understand."

Third day

"Hey, buddy, I'm so happy that you took the initiative to find me."

Dada Duck, dressed in winter clothes and a scarf, pushed the door open early in the morning. Zhongli and Bai Zinan looked at the wallet at the same time.

"Let me introduce you. This is...Houkai Jinchūriki Bai Shinan, also from the underworld."

Zhongli pondered for a second or two and said, "He's quite good at fighting. I think he can become a good friend to you."

"Hey, that's great. Let's find a chance and have a fight. I'll treat you to dinner today, and I haven't had breakfast yet."

[Come to Xinyuexuan for breakfast...Is this the life of rich people? 】

Tartaglia: Hmm? Interesting, it can actually talk in my mind.

Bai Zinan: Actually, it can not only talk, but also watch videos and play games...

Soon, after breakfast, Datalia had nothing to do, so he challenged Bai Zinan to a fight.

[I have seen people who deserve a beating, but I have never seen anyone who wants a beating.]

Bai Zinan: Have you forgotten the time when Fu Hua and I developed our relationship?

Zhongli: This looks like good material for a story. I need to find a way to let Bai Zinan talk about it.

Tartaglia: It’s still unclear who will win or lose.

The three of them strolled all the way to the suburbs outside Liyue Harbor and found an open place, where Bai Zinan and Tartaglia faced off.

"I see you don't have the God's Eye, so let's just compare martial arts."

Tartaglia was also unwilling to take advantage of the Eye of God, so after saying this, he attacked Bai Zinan.