They want to hear my voice

Bai Zinan, who had been communicating with Fu Hua through fists for a month, had already formed muscle habits in her body. She subconsciously deflected Tartaglia's punch, and then instinctively leaned forward, knocking Tartaglia back two steps.

Tartaglia's eyes lit up. This reaction speed was really amazing. He became interested.

The speed of attack was getting faster and faster, and then Bai Zinan's defense speed was also getting faster and faster.

"Hey, buddy, attack, don't just defend and counterattack, that's like a turtle."

Bai Zinan said nothing, but continued to counter Fu Hua's moves. Why wasn't this guy's fist stronger than Fu Hua's?

(Fu Hua: How do you compare fusion warriors with ordinary people?)

[Let me tell you, he thinks you don’t have the strength to fight, and that you’re not as strong as his wife.]

Zhongli: Friendly reminder, he has ten wives, and I don’t know which one he is talking about. According to common sense, this guy should have more than 10 wives.

After spending a month with Fu Hua, he didn't learn anything else, but he was very good at grappling and counter-grappling.

How can I, a martial artist, endure this kind of injustice? Bai Zinan thought to himself, and with a snap, he quickly got the young master under him.

"Don't tell me, Tartaglia, you have such a nice butt... Never mind, it's not as good as Zhongli."

The night raid group ⑥9493⑥135 Zhongli who was watching the show on the side: ???

Bai Shinan got off Tartaglia and pulled Tartaglia up from the ground.

After brushing off the dust on his body, Tartaglia smiled and said, "I regretted it the moment I told you to take action. After all, seeing how easily you took my attack, you must be good at offense.

I have made you my friend. If you have any problems in the future, just mention my name."

[In fact, he was beaten by his wife for a month for reasons that they both understood, and his body developed defensive muscle memory.]

Tartaglia: That's not possible, is it? My dear friend, are you... henpecked?

Zhongli: From the perspective of universal rationality, this is indeed a possibility.

[Isn't it a well-known fact that Bai Zinan is afraid of his wife? 】

Chapter 11 Ying & Paimon: Damn, there’s male ketone!

On the day of the ceremony to invite the immortals, Zhongli nodded to Bai Zinan, then found an excuse to leave, leaving Bai Zinan to accompany Hu Tao to watch the ceremony.

[How about you give Hu Tao a tip? Wait, you don't care about Ying anymore? ]

Bai Zinan: Oh, that silly kid doesn’t even know that Zhongli is Morax.

"Hu Tao, there will be a big order from Wangsheng Hall soon."

"Really? Have you figured out the business I told you about?"

[No, no, no, my son and I won’t die, okay? It’s the other big orders.]

walnut:? ? ?

"The auspicious time has come."

Under the guidance of Ningguang of Tianquan Star, a beam of light shot straight into the sky. The clear sky suddenly darkened. Thunder surged in the clouds and a rock dragon was looming. The people of Liyue who were watching began to marvel at the majesty of the Rock Prince, and then snapped.

Morax fell heavily to the ground, knocking over the tribute platform prepared for the ceremony of inviting the immortals.

Ningguang was stunned for a second, then regained her composure, "The Emperor has been assassinated, seal off the scene, Qianyan Army, arrest the suspicious person with the unknown creature."

Ying on the side pointed at herself blankly. Was she talking about herself?

Looking at the rapidly gathering Qianyan Army, Ying looked around but did not see Bai Zinan. Since she could not see him, she should not blame herself for being unkind as a sister.

Ying pulled Paimeng up and ran away. Although she did not do it, her worker's intuition told her that this rich woman Tianquanxing must want her to work for nothing, and it would be terrible if she was caught.

"This...this...Bai Zinan, is this the big business you mentioned?"

[Humph, a funeral for the Rock King is a big deal, right?]

Walnut: Big...it’s really big.

Ningguang: Hmm? There's another worker here that can be used.

"Qianyan Army, there is another suspicious person here."

Bai Zinan pointed at herself and then at Hu Tao, "Ningguang, who are you talking about?"

"Are you stupid? I'm definitely talking about you, run."

"No hurry, just run away."

The Qianyan Army gradually approached Bai Zinan, and then Bai Zinan opened a space door under his feet and grabbed Hu Tao, "Bye, you want me to work for nothing?"

(Hu Tao: ? You were the one who was arrested, why did you bring me along?)

Looking at Bai Zinan who jumped into the space gate, Ningguang was thinking about something while controlling the scene.

"It seems that he is the girl who met up for a hot dance... It would be great if we could get the method to change his gender."

This is a good business opportunity. If we can get it, we can open an experience center to let people who are dissatisfied with being male/female to try it out. Well, the most urgent thing is to hide the emperor's body first.

……

"Stop, stop, stop! Where is this place?"

Hu Tao was stunned as she watched people coming and going in the ancient inn. Where did this guy open the door? The style was a bit similar to Liyue, but there was also some obvious surprise.

The key point is that this is a private room where you can rest.

"Um... Ziyuan Town, right?"

I have set up too many spatial anchor points. When I was escaping just now, I just randomly chose a commonly used one. Bai Zinan doesn’t know where it is.

"Where is Ziyuan Town?"

[Just understand it as a different world. ]

Walnut: ...Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?

"Okay, get ready to go back."

After opening the space door again, Bai Zinan and Hu Tao returned to the Hall of Rebirth. As soon as they entered the door, they saw an old man leisurely drinking tea.

"Busy working?"

"Not yet, but don't worry, I'm going to fool Tartaglia."

Zhongli didn't even turn his head and drank his tea. "Was that outside the world just now?"

Although Zhongli had some guesses, he couldn't be completely sure.

[Mr. Zhong is wise, so when should we go to the opera? ]

Zhongli: From a universal perspective, the current situation is definitely unacceptable.

Bai Zinan: Don’t think about your acting anymore. You are Honkai Impact 3, the God of Honkai. Where is your status?

【Return the power to me】

Bai Zinan: Well, the signal here is not good, I can’t hear it.

"I say, you two, the one who died is the Rock King Emperor, and you are still suspected of inexplicable things. How can you two sit still?"

When Hu Tao saw the two people sitting down and chatting, her whole mentality collapsed.

"From a common sense perspective, should I be anxious?"

The Rock King looked at Walnut, "Death is inevitable. Although Morax is a god, he is also an immortal. He will die one day."

"But...but the one who died was the Rock King."

[Well, Bao, the Emperor is not dead yet. ]

Hu Tao: Oh, yes, yes, the Emperor is not dead. He is such a big dragon, how can he just die like that?

Zhongli: Master Hu is playing bad again (drinking tea)

"In short, guest Zhongli, I now have a very important task for you."

"But there's no harm in talking."

"Can you find a way to contract the Emperor's funeral?"

"From a universal point of view, yes."

"I love you so much."

Hu Tao suddenly hung on Zhong Li's neck. Zhong Li looked at Hu Tao with the same kind eyes as if he was looking at his daughter.

The only difference is that the scene now is a bit like a loving father and a filial daughter. The daughter asked her father in front of her, "Can we get your funeral into the business of the Hall of the Dead?"

The capitalists all cried when they heard this, and Zhuge Liang felt ashamed of himself when he knew it. It was pitiful that he wanted to make contributions even after his death.

"As for you..."

Hu Tao looked at Bai Zinan and said, "Wangsheng Hall can't afford to keep idle people...so we have to find a job for you."

【But the son of a bitch doesn’t live in the Hall of Rebirth. 】

Zhongli: Indeed, it would be safer for Master Hu to ask Ying to find a worker.

The perspective returns to Ying, who is running away with Paimon and walking through the streets but can't get rid of the Thousand Rocks Army, and then meets Tartaglia.

Ying saw Tartaglia, and before he could speak, Ying took the lead and said, "I know you, my brother's wallet, Dadada, take me away."

Tartaglia was confused. It’s true that I’ve been acting as Zhongli and Bai Zinan’s wallet recently, but you… don’t look like either of them…

Forget it. Anyway, my purpose of approaching this big enemy is to make her work, so anything is fine.

Soon, Tartaglia brought Ying to the North Country Bank.

"Well, let me introduce myself again. I am Tartaglia, the Fatui executive officer, codenamed [Young Master]. You have probably already met [Madam], so don't be so hostile. Madam and I are different."

"Hey, fools, Ying, you can't trust him."

But the name of the Fatui frightened Paimon so much that he shrank behind Ying.

"My brother said that there are only a few types of people who can spend money on you, besides your family, either a kind-hearted grudge or a bastard who wants your body. Obviously, you are the second type."

The young master's smiling face was a little stiff. You are the one who complains. I must fight with your brother if I have a chance. "I don't know, traveler, who is your brother."

"I know, I know, it's Bai Zinan."

After Paimon got the answer to the complaint, he became bolder.

"Oh, it's that bastard. Hey, where are you going, traveler?"

"I smell a treasure chest."

"???

I now believe that you are brother and sister. (You both seem to have that serious illness)"

The young master just felt tired, but judging from his appearance, this guy was more like the one in the abyss, but in terms of his actions...

After repeated efforts, Ying was finally willing to talk to the young master about business. Tartaglia couldn't help but sigh that a good and honest worker was led astray by the evil beast Bai Zinan.

"At this point, your only option is to seek help from the Liyue Immortal Clan."

Having said that, the young master handed over the Hundred Taboos Talisman that he had prepared early in the morning. Ying took it without thinking, "Since we have come to this point..."

"Hey, Ying, you are here. I have been looking for you for a long time. I am also wanted."

"Bai Zinan? How did you get in?"

The young master couldn't understand why Bai Zinan suddenly appeared. The only way to come to Northland Bank was through the main entrance, but there was no movement at the main entrance.

[This is the space mark he left when he rode on you last time.]

Ying & Paimon: ??? Damn, there are gays.

Chapter 12: Did you learn the art of speaking from Liu Yun Jie Feng?

"You...he...he...you"

Ying's eyes turned into circles. This sentence contained too much information, and he couldn't accept it for a while. If Bai Zinan was a male ketone...

Ten wives = a big man???

"It's about what we were thinking when we last sparred."

With a snap, Bai Zinan slapped Ying's not-so-smart head. If a TV is broken, just pat it and it will be fixed. This is probably the case with Ying's head...