They want to hear my voice

"What's that look in your eyes?"

Ningguang even had the word "disbelief" written on her face, and there was a hint of depression in her beautiful red eyes. This person obviously doesn't look smart...

“Ningguang, you are the holder of the Rock-attributed Eye of God. Are you immune to Rock-attributed damage?”

"That's something only a slime can do."

"Then you can just treat me like a slime. The energy used for body transformation is immune to myself but harmful to others."

"So...are you a slime?"

Ningguang's brain froze for a moment, and she complained out of nowhere.

Chapter 16 Qiqi can use coconut sheep to squeeze coconut milk

The deal was not concluded and Bai Zinan even took advantage of her meal for free. Ningguang felt that this morning had been terrible.

This afternoon I still have to deal with the Emperor's funeral. Fortunately, that damn "da de da yu" habit has disappeared, otherwise I would...

Wait? Why did I let this scoundrel who took advantage of my body go? Although it was my own mistake and irrational behavior...

As expected, this scoundrel has an aura of lower intelligence...

The graceful body tightly wrapped in the cheongsam was leaning lazily on the recliner. Ningguang yawned and then squinted her eyes.

"Well, it's been a long day, I'd better take a break if I can."

……

Bai Zinan left the Jade Pavilion and headed straight for the Guizhongji while thinking, "One morning is enough time for my sister to finish Zhongli's funeral, right?" I went to catch two slimes nearby and asked Xiangling to make a slime mushroom to reward her. I definitely didn't want to eat it myself.

[No, Zhongli and Sister Xie are looking for the legendary semi-immortal beast… the coconut sheep hahahahahahahahahaha]

"Coconut sheep... then wait for them at Guizhongji and wait for them to hunt you... Ganyu hahahahaha"

The Guizhong Machine, a fairy-like creation, is a kind of mechanical product that can fight huge monsters and guard against external threats. However, as time goes by, time has left scars on the Guizhong Machine, and in short, the Guizhong Machine can no longer be used.

Tianheng Mountain, when Bai Zinan arrived at the Guizhong Machine, Ying and Zhongli had already repaired the Guizhong Machine and began to look around, looking for the legendary coconut sheep.

But after turning around, Yingmei only saw a beautiful girl with horns on her head lying flat on a hillside in the distance, her lower abdomen moving up and down steadily, and it was obvious that she had fallen asleep in the wilderness.

"Strange, where is the coconut sheep?"

Zhongli looked at Wang Xiaomei sleeping in the distance and fell into deep thought. Is this little girl so careless? Isn't she afraid of being surrounded and taken away by the hillbillies? Should I wake her up in her dream? She can't choke the hillbillies to death now.

[What is old man Zhongli thinking about? ]

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, you are many years older than me.

[What nonsense are you talking about? I, Honkai, will always be eighteen years old. ]

Zhongli nodded to Bai Zinan, "I'm back from the Jade Pavilion. How do you feel about Ningguang?"

"Well, the touch is amazing, very plump."

"???"

Zhongli's brain crash, high blood pressure, and sensory wear and tear can be cured without any super-mutation factors.

"You...didn't answer the question."

Zhongli let out a long sigh, "Honkai lived longer, but have you ever heard of a semi-immortal beast called the Coconut Sheep? I have lived for more than 6,000 years and I have never heard of such a beast."

"Wait a minute, let me think about it."

In the spiritual space, Bai Zinan and Honkai had a fierce one-on-one discussion. Should they directly tell Zhongli that there was no Coconut Sheep at all and Qiqi just thought that coconut milk was produced by Coconut Sheep, or should they tell Zhongli that Ganyu was the Coconut Sheep.

After some debate, Bai Zinan leaned close to Zhongli's ear and said, "Actually, the milk Qiqi was talking about is coconut milk, and the so-called coconut sheep... well, in our jargon, it's the ice unicorn... The semi-immortal beast coconut sheep refers to Ganyu..."

Zhongli was silent. Why did he feel that this guy's words had bad intentions? He decided to ask Ganyu through a dream.

Ganyu suddenly saw the Emperor while she was sleeping.

"Ah, Emperor...I..."

The girl looked at her hands and asked, "Did I really die suddenly from overwork?"

"Well, from a common sense perspective, this is your dream. I came here to ask you something. Do you know anything about coconut sheep?"

Although Ganyu didn’t understand, she felt that there must be some deeper meaning behind the Emperor’s question. But Yeyang… it sounded so familiar. Was it the person who called herself Wang Xiaomei who complained about her?

"Replying to the Emperor, someone did call me Coconut Sheep..."

"That's great. This place is not suitable for taking a nap. Let's go somewhere else."

"Emperor, are you okay..."

Before Ganyu could finish her words, Zhongli ended the dream. It was already troublesome enough for the other immortals to know that he was not dead, and if this little girl knew it, his retirement life would be completely ruined.

After the dream, Zhongli glanced at Ying who was still holding the Guizhongji looking for Yeyang, "Since you are talking about Yeyang, and Ganyu also admitted that someone called her Yeyang... according to the contract, Ganyu should be brought to Bubulu."

"Why, Mr. Zhong is still worried about the coconut sheep issue?"

"Of course, the contract requires us to bring back the coconut sheep..."

"Contract? Emperor... Mr. Zhongli, what contract?" After the dream ended, Ganyu did not continue to take a nap. Instead, she easily saw the three people beside Gui Zhongji, so she ran to the two of them when Zhongli and Bai Zinan were talking.

As she spoke, she looked at Ying and Paimeng, who were twisting and turning while holding Gui Zhongji, with a puzzled look on her face. Looking at the Emperor who had transformed into Zhongli, Ganyu thought: Since the Emperor did not take the initiative to reveal his identity, he must have his own deeper meaning, and she had to keep the secret for the Emperor.

Even if the old master came, I would not tell anyone.

There was a hint of helplessness in Zhongli's golden eyes. It seemed that he had used this appearance when he had just sent his message in the dream. Fortunately, Ganyu changed her words quickly, otherwise it would have been bad if that silly worker had heard it.

"Hi~ Wang Xiaomei, nice to see you again."

"Sir, my name is Gan Yu, not Wang Xiaomei. I've already told you this once. If you continue like this, I'll be angry."

[That's easy, which one do you like, Choking the Demon God, Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain, or Coconut Sheep? There is always a nickname that suits you. ]

Ganyu: I...

Ying: What! Coconut sheep!

Hearing the sound of the coconut sheep, Ying stopped cheering for Gui Zhongji and, with Paimon, turned his attention to Bai Zinan, Zhongli and the strange beautiful girl.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I said the contract." Seeing that Zhongli didn't refute, Bai Zinan spoke up, "The content of the contract is to help Qiqi find a coconut sheep. She wants to drink the coconut sheep's milk."

Zhongli realized it now. Does Bai Zinan have such a bad taste? Ganyu is not pregnant, how can she have milk... Bah, I was misled by this idiot. Isn't it milk from coconut? How come it becomes milk from coconut goat again...

Suddenly, Zhongli felt that the stone was blossoming, and a new world that he had never been exposed to opened up for him.

Ganyu blushed at this moment. Why did this person say such shameful words to her?

"Emperor...Mr. Zhongli, is what he said true?"

"The contract does require that Qiqi bring back the coconut sheep."

Ganyu looked at Zhongli blankly, "But Emperor, have you forgotten that I am the Ice Qilin? I am not a coconut sheep, not a coconut sheep, not a coconut sheep. I must say this three times.

"But...I am the Ice Qilin."

The pink little face is full of grievances. She is obviously not a coconut sheep...

"Well... Bai Zinan said that the Ice Qilin, a semi-immortal beast, is called the Coconut Sheep in his hometown."

Although Zhongli knew that this was not the case at all, he chose to conceal the fact. While concealing the fact, he also made a "one" gesture to Bai Zinan. The meaning was very clear, that the retirement trip to the other world would be extended to one month.

"Eh? Is that so?"

Ganyu mechanically turned her gaze towards Bai Zinan. Since the Emperor had said so, it must be correct.

"Hmm... yes, Coconut Sheep, a beautiful name for the semi-immortal beast Ice Qilin."

[Wait a minute...Pfft...It's okay, go on, I'll think of an excuse.]

Gan Yu:?

Paimon: I always feel that you, a cross-dressing fetishist, are full of malicious intent.

"Then can you come back to Bulu with us?"

Ganyu thought about it and realized that she had nothing to do this afternoon. The things she was supposed to report to Ningguang in the morning were also taken over by Ningguang's secretary. So she decided to go, mainly because she could travel with the Emperor.

……

"Qiqi, the coconut sheep you wanted is back."

The silly and naive Ying, who had no idea what was really going on, grabbed Ganyu's hand and ran into Bubulu.

"Hey... is it really... a coconut sheep? Qi... Qi can... squeeze coconut milk... now..."

Chapter 17: The Immortals: The Great Sage Who Conquers Demons...was he forced to become powerful by the Emperor?

Hearing this, Ganyu subconsciously covered her chest, and then began to doubt herself, was she really a coconut sheep? Was the half-immortal ice unicorn really called a coconut sheep in Bai Zinan's hometown?

Qiqi wants to drink coconut milk...wait? Coconut milk? Is it milk from coconut goats or coconuts?

"Little... Friend, is this coconut milk from coconut or coconut goat..."

Ganyu didn't even notice that her voice was trembling. If it was really the milk of the coconut goat and she was the coconut goat... how could she squeeze coconut milk for her...

"Emm...I don't know."

Qiqi put her hand under her chin, thought for a while, and then answered seriously and stupidly.

"Hmm... Are there so many people here today? Mr. Zhongli, the Traveler, Lady Ganyu, and this one..."

A green-haired young man wearing a white coat, a snake wrapped around his neck and glasses walked in. He was none other than Bai Shu, the owner of Bubulu.

Bai Zhu looked at Bai Zinan with a frown. This person... no, this guy's contents are no longer considered a human, right?

Well, Bai Zhu could tell at a glance that Bai Zinan was not a human.

"Hey, Boss Baishu."

"Qiqi shouldn't have caused you any trouble, right?"

Bai Zhu touched Qiqi's head, and everyone looked at Bai Zhu, "Are you sure you didn't cause any trouble?"

"They...helped...Qiqi find...coconut sheep...to drink coconut milk, and Qiqi...helped them...find...the incense of eternal life"

Then it was Bai Zhu's turn to look at these people with strange eyes. You don't really think there are coconut sheep, do you?

"Actually, what Qiqi is talking about is coconut milk, which is made from coconut juice and ground and mature coconut meat. There is no coconut sheep at all."

"Nonsense, I (she) am the Coconut Sheep."

Ganyu, who had been distracted, suddenly came back to her senses and said something that left Bai Zhu speechless. The silly Yingmei also spoke.

Bai Zinan treats me better than Kong does, so what he says can't be wrong.

This result caused Baizhu, Bai Zinan, Honkai and Zhongli to be confused. Ganyu, what happened to you? Why did you confirm that you are Yeyang?

There was a hint of blame in Zhongli's eyes when he looked at Bai Zinan. You fooled Ganyu, such a good person.

Thinking of this, Zhongli patted Bai Zinan on the shoulder and said, "Remember to be responsible."

Now it's Honkai's turn to be confused. Responsible? What responsibility?

【? ? ? 】

[Tell me the truth, son of a bitch. What did you do when I was watching the movie in your memory? Zhongli asked you to be responsible for him? ]

[Even if Zhongli doesn't have a strict gender definition, and you don't have a strict gender definition, you two can't be like this...]

Bai Zinan: I also want to know what I am responsible for?

Ganyu: No wonder the Emperor turned a blind eye to the love of the Demon God Guizhong... It turns out that the Emperor...

I have learned more about the Emperor... I always feel that I have learned less about the Emperor in three thousand years than I have in one day...

Ying: Bai Zinan??? My brother??? I thought you just liked your wife who was plain, mature and a little boyish, but I didn’t expect you to…

Baizhu:? ? ?

Qiqi: What are you guys talking about?

Paimon: Okay, you dressed up as a woman just to seduce a social loser. For a meal... not two meals, otherwise I will let the street singers tell your love story tomorrow.

Zhongli: From a universal point of view, it is not me that you are responsible for. By the way, don't forget my one-month trip to the other world.

Zhongli pointed at Ganyu and said, "I am not the one you are responsible for. You saw that the child had mistakenly thought he was a coconut sheep. According to common sense, your hometown..."

[I can testify that there are indeed many people named Ganyu Yeyang in his hometown.]