They want to hear my voice

Zhongli: Is that so? I am now interested in your hometown.

Ganyu: Well, I am Ganyu, the Ice Qilin, the Half-Immortal Beast, and also Ganyu, the Coconut Sheep, the Half-Immortal Beast…

Paimon: So what does coconut goat milk taste like?

"Eh, eh, eh? Be responsible for... for me?"

The topic suddenly shifted to Ganyu. Why did the old Emperor suddenly ask Bai Zinan to be responsible for him? Could it be that he saw that she was not young anymore? In short, the Emperor must have a deep meaning behind what he said.

But shouldn't this kind of thing happen slowly?

In a hurry, Ganyu stuttered a little, blushed and ran out in a panic, "I suddenly remembered that I still have work to do."

With Ganyu's departure, everything gradually returned to its normal track.

Since there was nothing to do for the time being, Gan Yu hurriedly returned to Jueyunjian. After all, she didn't know what to do when the Emperor suddenly introduced her to someone else. In desperation, she remembered that her master was very good at chatting.

When Gan Yu returned to Jueyunjian, she happened to run into the "tea party" of the immortals.

"Why are you running so fast, kid? But what happened in Liyue?"

Xueyue Zhuyang spoke first, followed by Liuyun Jiefeng, "Your face is so red, can a half-immortal beast also catch a cold or fever like a mortal?"

Although they knew that Liuyun Jiefeng was concerned about Ganyu, the other immortals couldn't help but complain in their hearts about what he said, as if you were hoping she would get sick.

"Um, I..."

Gan Yu didn't know what to say for a moment. The immortals must have thought that the Emperor was dead, and she was the only one who knew about it. In addition, the Emperor suddenly asked a person who had seen him twice to be responsible for him for life...

"Well... I just thought of the Emperor when I had some free time..."

When Ganyu said this, her eyes began to wander. The immortals didn't even think about it. Ganyu was not a lier. Xiao, the holder of the wind-attributed Eye of God, could clearly feel that there was a smell of lies in the air.

Seeing that the immortals were silent, Ganyu continued, "I don't dare to imagine what Liyue will be like without the Emperor, so..."

The immortals looked at Ganyu with strange eyes. This shouldn't be the case. Could it be that Bai Zinan didn't inform Ganyu? Thinking of this, everyone turned their eyes to Xiao. Xiao shrugged. How would I know since he is not my man?

"Tell me the truth, do you have someone you like?"

As Ganyu's "parent", Liuyunjiefeng started gossiping, saying that the abnormal sunrise must be caused by something wrong, and it was obvious that little Ganyu was moved by something.

"no!"

Ganyu answered straightforwardly, but she unconsciously recalled the scene where the Emperor patted Bai Zinan on the shoulder, pointed at herself and said that he was responsible for her.

As if steam was rising, Ganyu's blushing entered a new stage.

"This child..."

Grandma Ping looked at Ganyu who was in a trance and laughed. This behavior was obviously that of a girl in puberty.

The black slime kept rising and falling, and Ganyu felt that two little men, one black and one white, were constantly fighting in her mind. After the black man won, Ganyu said sorry to the Emperor in her heart.

"Actually... the Emperor is not dead. I just saw him."

The expected explosion did not happen. Instead, the immortals looked at her with even stranger eyes. Gan Yu touched her hot cheeks. No, why are they looking at her like this? Aren't you supposed to be happy that the Emperor is not dead?

"We know, so Xiao Ganyu, can you tell me who your sweetheart is?"

Liu Yunjiefeng never forgets his original intention and he must eat his apprentice's melon today.

"I... um..." After another mental struggle, Ganyu decided to speak out, "The Emperor just pointed at me in Bubulu... and asked Bai Zinan to be responsible for my life."

(Zhongli:?)

(Zhongli: From a universal perspective, it is a responsibility, not a lifelong responsibility... Never mind, lifelong is lifelong. From a universal perspective, if I am responsible for life, my seniority is higher than Bai Shinan and Honkai.)

The immortals looked at Xiao who was drinking Qingxin Flower Tea with a slightly sympathetic look. Was the Great Sage Subduing Demons forced to become powerful by the Emperor?

"It has nothing to do with me. It's just a chance encounter."

Xiao looked at their strange looks and felt that he needed to explain.

Chapter 18 Tartaglia: How come such a big vault of mine is empty!!!

After Xiao and Ganyu finished their explanation, Liuyunjiefeng came to a conclusion.

"Little Ganyu, you and him are a good match. Let me tell you, some time ago, Little Ganyu was sleeping in the wild, and a group of hillbillies sang and danced around her, but she didn't wake up. Isn't this exactly the same as Bai Zinan?"

As soon as Liuyun Jiefeng opened his mouth, Ganyu knew she was doomed. This time, Liuyun Jiefeng got smarter and shortened his dark history to a length that he didn’t have time to open his mouth…

Every failure makes one wiser. Ganyu will definitely not talk to Liuyun Jiefeng next time.

"It's just a pity... that guy only has the lifespan of an ordinary person."

Hearing the words, Ganyu staggered. "My master is good at chatting. From what the Emperor said, Bai Zinan lived longer than the Emperor. How do you know that he died young?"

(Bai Shi Nan & Honkai: Meow meow meow???)

Everyone was busy, except for Zhongli and Bai Zinan, two social losers. Having a perfect worker around them saved these two "old men" a lot of trouble.

It’s just that at this time, three and a half people (Paimeng counts as half) were listening to storytelling, drinking and eating at Sanwan Buguogang.

There’s no other way, Zhongli is treating us, and we have to bring money.

"I was a fool, really, to think you would actually let me have a drink."

Looking at the rice dumplings in the bowl, Ying put on a face like a kitten, looking depressed, "Although I can guess..."

"But you still can't accept the result, right?" Paimeng held a mung bean cake in his left hand and an osmanthus cake in his right hand, looking like a winner in life and a billionaire.

Bai Zinan drank tea silently, not even taking a sip of the wine in front of him. Seeing Zhongli's puzzled look, he began to explain, "This body of mine is only three or four years old. The previous body was torn apart by an ice pig (referring to Kevin).

"Ice pig? What ice pig? Ice pork is delicious."

It doesn’t matter if Paimon doesn’t mention it. When eating, you can only hear about the ingredients. However, the ice pig that Bai Zinan mentioned is different from the pig king they fought in Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain.

Ying's expression immediately became disdainful. The younger sister in the lower position was now going to turn over and become the older sister in the upper position. "So you are only three years old... Come on, call me sister."

Bai Zinan rolled his eyes at Ying and said, "Ghost."

Ying has no memory of the past, so she has always been considered an underage girl by everyone. However, as an outsider, Bai Zinan knows that this guy is... at least 500 years old. After all, he was there when Kanreya was destroyed years ago...

['Underage' girls are not allowed to drink, what should they do if their bodies are found? According to the dog son's memory, he once had a...Aa ...

Bai Zinan: Some of them are broken. You are just bringing up something irrelevant. (Drinking tea)

Ying: There are melons, you can eat them! Brother, I want to listen!

"From a common sense perspective, drunk girls on the street are indeed more likely to be picked up dead."

Tian Tiezui brought out a glass of water from the house and cleared his throat. Suddenly, the four rooms fell silent, waiting for the storyteller to speak.

"Ahem... If you are willing to listen, I will continue to talk about Lord Ningguang's Qun Yu Pavilion."

"Everyone knows that above our port, there is the Cloud Fairy Mansion and the Mist Palace. What does it mean to have a hand and eye that can see everything? Take a look. This is what it means to have a hand and eye that can see everything. This is the all-powerful industry that Master Ningguang has set up..."

Tian Tiezui told the story slowly, and Benhuai felt drowsy listening to it. This bastard of a man had been to Qun Yu Pavilion and had written down everything on the whiteboard. He didn't know what there was to say.

Soon, it was time for the last few sentences, "Everyone knows that Heaven's power is supreme... Just think about it, although this thing is just scraps of paper, it is the thinking that Lord Ningguang uses to make decisions. How precious is it?"

[Not necessarily precious, but didn't Morax complain about Ningguang's bad behavior of throwing garbage from a high altitude? ]

Tian Tiezui: ...Don’t sabotage us.

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, throwing objects from high places is indeed a dangerous behavior.

When Zhongli was complaining about this, he naturally thought of the seafood Osel who was hit by the object thrown from a high altitude into Guyun Pavilion.

"If you can grab one or two more, you can get one or two more points than your peers with the benefits revealed by Lady Ningguang..."

Hearing this, Paimon began to count the frequency of the word [Ningguang] appearing in his ears recently. When Paimon raised questions and was curious about what kind of person Ningguang was, a coconut sheep fell from the sky.

"Ah, it's the coconut sheep!"

"Traveler, I'm not Coconut..." Ganyu looked at Bai Zinan and Zhongli halfway through her words, "Forget it, I'm Coconut Sheep, but... that's not the point. I'm the messenger of the Liyue Seven Stars, the secretary of Yuehai Pavilion, and now as Miss Ningguang's special assistant, I invite you to come to the Qunyu Pavilion for a chat."

A formal invitation letter from Night Raid Group Six ⑨ Four ⑨ ③ Six One Three ⑤ was handed to Ying, and then Ganyu left the scene in a hurry. Now he hasn't figured out how to face Bai Zinan, so... it's not advisable to stay here for long.

Ying looked at Bai Zinan eagerly, "Brother, go with me to give me courage."

[It’s so funny, my son said if he goes there again he will be a dog.]

Zhongli: From a universal perspective, some of Bai Zinan's behaviors are indeed no different from those of a dog.

Bai Zinan, who was chewing the chicken leg bones into pieces, stopped and thought, what was wrong with him?

"No, I don't have an invitation."

Although I have been there before, I have absolutely no desire to go again, not to mention that I would not go even if I was invited.

I know exactly what Ningguang wants to do, she wants to find a worker.

Ying sighed, "Well, then your lovely sister is about to lead the sheep into the tiger's mouth."

【Slow down, no goodbyes】

"Bon Voyage."

"be careful."

Bai Zinan, Honkai and Zhongli had no intention of trying to keep them, and there was even a hint of them trying to drive them away.

Ying tidied her temples, stood up and left, heading for the Qun Yu Pavilion.

After Ying left, Zhongli spoke thoughtfully, "Just now, didn't Ganyu tell her the way to the Jade Pavilion?"

"like?"

[I sue. I swear in the name of Bai Zinan.]

Bai Zinan: ??? Why use my name?

Zhongli: That’s great. It seems there’s something wrong with my hearing.

"Let's go. Mr. Yun has a show today."

"Okay, Zhongli, do you have money?"

"In terms of common sense, no, but I think you should understand what I mean after a few days."

The Teyvat freeloader duo was officially formed, and they headed straight for the Northland Bank with a clear goal.

Dadalia, who had just paid 299 million Mora in Bubulu, felt a chill on his back while sitting in the finance office of Northland Bank. He had never had this feeling when facing his master.

Then he saw Ekaterina, the teller at the Northland Bank, knocking on the door and coming in. "Sir, your two friends are looking for you."

Son: ???

Whatever you fear will come true, right? I have to explain to Her Majesty the Queen what is going on in the Finance Office.

"Well...you open the vault and tell them to take as much as they need. As for me, tell them I'm busy."

What a coincidence, what Young Master said was no different from a speech about bankruptcy. Zhongli and Bai Zinan had no specific concept of money from beginning to end.

Looking at the vault full of Mora, Bai Zinan and Zhongli looked at each other. Then Bai Zinan directly opened a space door and poured all the Mora into it.

"From a common sense perspective, it wouldn't be appropriate to take it all. Let's leave some for him."

"Does the Heart of God have a price?"

"Priceless, take it all."

Zhongli decided to be a bad guy for once, which would cost him his wallet, or else why not just give him the Heart of God?

"Madam, please call the young master out for a chat."

Zhongli poked his head out and spoke to Ekaterina at the door, but then he saw Tartaglia.

"I came to see you..."

The young master's tone gradually became stiff, and he felt his blood pressure rising, "There are only two of you, how come my huge vault is empty!!!"

Chapter 19: Zhongli: Wallet, I'm telling you, I'm Morax

"From a common sense perspective, we are just following your instructions and taking as much as we can."

Zhongli crossed his arms and nodded. He was right. "Oh, by the way, I'm going to reveal my cards. I am Morax."

Son: ???

"My dear friend, this joke is not funny."

Even so, the young master still laughed, not realizing the seriousness of the matter at all. "Then according to what you said, Bai Zinan is also a god."