They want to hear my voice

Bai Zinan was shocked that Tartaglia had become smarter. "How did you know?"

[From a universal perspective, I am indeed a god. The God of Honkai is also a god. Even the laws of nature have to be on guard against me.]

Young Master: Are you in love with cold jokes?

“This is a contract.”

Zhongli pondered for a moment, rubbed out a contract with his bare hands, and handed it to Tartaglia.

Tartaglia looked at him for a long time, stuttering, "Are you...really Morax?"

"From a universal point of view, there is no second Morax... Bai Zinan, give me the mini version of Ruotu that you made."

The content of the contract is very simple. The money in this vault belongs to Zhongli. He will go to the Golden House to blackmail Ying and help Zhongli release Osel to test whether Liyue can survive without him. Then the Heart of God will belong to Tartaglia. As for the previous contract with the lady? Morax's accidental death after faking his death should be considered force majeure. The lady can go to the side and cool down.

I want to take this money with me for my early retirement, and I don't know if the money in this vault can be exchanged for the corresponding currency in the other world.

The childe is an honest man who keeps his word, so Zhongli threw the Heart of God to Tartaglia in advance, and this set of operations made Tartaglia turn around. The power on it is indeed Morax's Heart of God.

The young master looked confused. Does... happiness come so suddenly?

"Is Bai Zinan... one of the remaining five gods?"

"Hmm? I am a god from another world. Just understand me as the concept of Heavenly Dao. I don't have the Heart of God. If you want to play with the authority of the Herrscher, I can take the authority of an entire civilization era for you to play with in advance."

[Hey, hey, hey, that's obviously mine. ]

Bai Zinan: Hey, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine.

"Zhongli, do you mind if I pull Osel into my world? I think someone would be extremely interested in this seafood."

"Wait, so..."

Tartaglia hasn't figured out the current situation yet. What is this?

Her Majesty's mission was accomplished so easily? It's so funny. Look at that mean lady. She schemed for so long. It would be better for her to let others eat and drink well without intending to and then let them give her the Heart of God for free.

"But you have to announce to your colleagues that the Emperor died unexpectedly after faking his death. This is about the contract. That's all I can say. Bai Zinan, go and listen to the show."

Zhongli thought that now that he had so much money, he could give Mr. Yun a good reward today.

……

Under the stage, Zhongli and Bai Zinan took their seats. No matter what happened in the future, as long as the immortals and the Seven Stars of Liyue did not collapse, Zhongli would never take action.

After Bai Zinan has had enough fun in Teyvat, he will start his retirement life in another world.

Yunjin appeared on stage in costume, carrying the Thunder God Trap...

Before they knew it, an entire afternoon had passed. After Yunjin finished her performance, Yunjin's fanatical DD leader Zhongli chatted with Yunjin for a while, then returned to the Wangsheng Hall with Bai Zinan.

"Zhongli, you spent 20 yuan on Mr. Yun today."

"From a common sense point of view, it doesn't sound like much at first, but 20 yuan is indeed beyond my imagination."

Hu Tao was lying on the counter, saying in a casual tone, "Based on common sense, he usually spends 40 Mora on Mr. Yunjin every day."

[Yeah, from a common sense perspective, I've also been infected with the Zhongli virus]

Bai Zinan & Zhongli: Indeed.

"Well, it's almost time. I'm going to go to Dihuazhou first to finish the funeral for myself...Emperor."

After checking the time, Zhongli decided to go directly to Dihuazhou. Although it was night, it wouldn't be a problem at all. "You...sleep well... ok?"

Zhongli was just about to tell Bai Zinan to rest assured when he discovered that the door of the Hall of Rebirth was pushed open by a coconut sheep.

After thinking for half an afternoon, Wang Xiaomei finally figured out how to face Bai Zinan.

"Um...I heard Bai Zinan is here."

"Oh? You want him to take responsibility, right? Go ahead, my friend. I'm going to Dihuazhou first."

[I always feel that Zhongli's words are meaningful. 】

Bai Zinan: Please don't use Paimon's tone.

"Um... Coconut Sheep... Miss Ganyu, is there something you need from me so late at night?"

"This is not the place to talk... Please come out and talk."

"???"

[In the dead of night, a man and a woman are alone, a fire is raging, a gun goes off accidentally, hehe]

Ganyu: You…you shouldn’t say…any more.

"Um...you...I, um..."

Ganyu hesitated for a long time and couldn't express what she wanted to express.

Bai Zinan rubbed his brows. What urgent matter needed to be discussed in the middle of the night? "How about... you go back and have a good sleep first?"

"No... um... okay... um... still no."

How could I find the time to look for him when the sun rose? I still had a lot of work to do.

"Well...I want to have dinner with you."

Bai Zinan and Honkai stopped thinking, and at that moment, they both seemed to see Kaz greeting them.

After wasting so much time, Bai Zinan thought that Ganyu wanted to drag him to do something unspeakable, but it turned out that she just wanted to have dinner together.

"It's my honor to have dinner with Ganyu."

It's a pleasure to have dinner with a beautiful woman.

"Um...if it's okay...can you continue to call me Coconut Sheep?"

It’s strange, when Bai Zinan called Ganyu "Yeyang", Ganyu was resistant in her heart, but now that he called her by her name seriously... Ganyu felt uncomfortable again.

[You... should be responsible for Ganyu. Look at what you have done to this child.]

Ganyu: I think it’s too early to be responsible... We don’t know each other well enough yet.

Bai Zinan: ???

"So...goodnight?"

"Okok good night."

Ganyu felt relieved. Inviting Bai Zinan was not as difficult as she had thought. The rejection she had expected did not happen. Everything went very smoothly. It would have been embarrassing if she had been rejected.

"It's getting late."

Looking at the hazy moon, Ganyu returned to Yuehai Pavilion and took a rest there. Indistinctly, Ganyu always felt that she had forgotten something.

……

A new day began, but Bai Zinan lay in bed and didn't want to get up.

Although I agreed to have dinner with Ganyu, but... that girl didn't say when or where...

Plus, Zhongli is not here, and I don’t want to do anything on my own, so I’ll just sleep for the day...

[Son, son, I am your father. Son, son, I am your father. Why are you sleeping? Wake up and have fun! ]

Just as Bai Zinan was about to go back to sleep, Honhuai started to make a fuss, and Bai Zinan suddenly had the urge to kill someone.

"What are you yelling for, you bastard? If you yell again, I'll kill you."

[Aren't you going to catch Osel? That big seafood will be unsealed soon! ]

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? Let's go and have seafood today."

Bai Zinan jumped up, quickly changed her clothes and flew to the Jade Pavilion. The Jade Pavilion was the main battlefield anyway, so she would just wait here. Ningguang shouldn't mind, right?

Chapter 20 Ying: If you don’t shield me, my beauty will be seen by the fools.

Even though it is daytime now, it still gets dark; even though the sky is cloudless one moment, it gets overcast the next, with a storm looming.

With a nervous heart and shaking hands, Tartaglia felt a little uneasy. Regardless of other things, the fact that Osel was released was enough to cause Liyue and Winter Solstice to go to war.

"My Mr. Zhongli, you have to help me sort out these unnecessary troubles."

Watching the whirlpool gradually appear on the calm sea surface, Tartaglia left the scene "with mission accomplished". As for the matter commissioned by Bai Zinan to have the Golden House bully the silly Ying, Tartaglia did not do it, since he did not sign the contract anyway.

I was still hoping to have Ying work for me in other countries in the future, so I couldn't let the relationship become strained.

At this time, Bai Zinan was looking at the scenery in the Qun Yu Pavilion.

"They say the weather is like a dog's face, it changes at any time. It seems to be true today. You stinky dada duck, you didn't even help me bully Yingmei."

[You didn't sign a contract with him, and these two people will have interactions in the future.]

Bai Zinan: Do you still want to have an intersection in the future? I can't bear to touch Yingmei, so how can this Dada duck still want to have an intersection in the future?

[Is it me who has the color or you who has the color? 】

As soon as Ningguang walked out, she heard the conversation between Bai Zinan and Honkai. She staggered slightly. What kind of dirty talk was this guy talking about in his own Qun Yu Pavilion?

"Ahem, I wonder what you want to do by coming here without an appointment?"

"It's okay. I came to take one last look at the Jade Pavilion. It's going to sink soon."

[Yes, it's about to sink. So many valuable things are wasted. How about you consider letting me take as much as I can? ]

Ningguang felt like vomiting blood. This person didn't speak like this before. How come he became like those two pieces of poultry meat after not seeing him for a while?

"Your jokes aren't funny."

Ningguang resisted the urge to hit him and tried to keep smiling. This guy's information was too mysterious, just like an illegal immigrant. It would be hard to deal with him if she didn't have his weaknesses.

"This is not a joke, you will know it soon."

After that, no matter what Ningguang asked Bai Zinan, Bai Zinan just said "hmmmm", not saying anything. Bai Zinan was just thinking about what would happen if Beibeilong was pulled out to fight with Osel...

Two questions: 1. Who will win? 2. Will the defender of justice emerge?

[In fact, the Justice Maintainer discovered you when you changed Mona's hat, but he just kept to himself. ]

Bai Zinan: ???

[Let me describe it to you. 'When did this guy enter Teyvat? ' 'Why didn't I see it? ' 'Is my hard work in vain...' 'Ahhh, why did this guy just steal the house? This is unethical.']

Bai Zinan & Ningguang: ???

Heavenly Justice Maintainer: Get lost...QAQ

The sky, which was weighed down by dark clouds, finally began to rain. The waves surged more violently, and a giant multi-headed seafood raised the waves and lifted up the coffin.

"Hahahahahaha, Morax, I'm back!"

Zhongli, who was drinking tea from a distance, frowned. He really hated seafood. Why not shoot this guy first? Never mind. Since Bai Zinan wanted to catch seafood, let him do it. Wait, where is his body in the Golden House?

There is no reason for anyone to touch my Dharmadhatu anymore...

(Bai Zinan: Don’t thank me. I thought I could use your body as alchemical material, so I took it away on the way to the Qun Yu Pavilion.)

When Osel opened the coffin, a large number of monsters began to riot. After discovering the abnormality, the immortals quickly rushed to Liyue.

"Morax!!!"

Osel called for a long time but found no one paying attention to him. After he could no longer sense the breath of the God of Rock, he rashly thought that Morax had died.

Osel's every move caused a tsunami, and the waves directly invaded the land of Liyue. Under Keqing's organization, the Thousand Rock Army fought against the rampaging monsters in an orderly manner and arranged the retreat of civilians.

Ying...has not yet gone to the Qun Yu Pavilion, but is instead mingle in the Qianyan Army collecting materials. With so many materials, Ying and Paimon feel like they are experiencing the Peach Blossom Spring.

It was a pity that she had just picked up the materials for a while when she saw Bai Zinan's hand stretched out from the space door, and pulled herself in by the clothes on her chest without any explanation.

"Why does it feel so soft?"

Ying covered her chest and looked away with a red face. This guy almost tore her clothes. Fortunately, her clothes did not have any strange clothes-exploding system... Bai Zinan looked at her left hand and wondered where this soft touch came from.

"I said, you and the Fatui released this big seafood...?"

Ningguang's expression was heavy. The one released was a demon god. Even with the immortals, they might not be able to defeat the opponent. Bai Zinan rolled his eyes at Ningguang, and then broke Ningguang's defense with one sentence.

"Morax ordered them to release you. Morax is not dead. He just wanted to see if you can do it. But I think he thinks you can't do it."

Bai Zinan just felt that Zhongli wanted to take a shot at Osel when this big seafood just came out. This Liyue is full of fans of the Emperor, whether they are demons, immortals or mortals. Look at that fat camel who keeps talking about Morax. Osel is the same...

(Zhongli: That’s why I want to give this seafood a shot, for disturbing people while they are drinking tea.)

Under Ningguang's control, the Jade Pavilion began to approach Osel. However, just as they approached Osel, a space gate opened above the Jade Pavilion, and the advance team of the Fatui entered one after another. Ying took a look and saw that it was full of materials! Driven by the huge interests, Ying got on.