They want to hear my voice

Looking at the shoes of a style she had never seen before, which were a mixture of light blue and white, Keqing blushed and looked at Bai Zinan in confusion.

I just wanted to kick him...wait, if I kick him...will he be able to see clearly what's under the skirt? That's not fun to watch!

"What are you..."

"Why go home? Didn't you see Zhongli was waiting to go drink tea and walk the birds with me?"

"It's okay, you two continue, I'll go find Ruota to reminisce about the past."

(Fat Camel: Morax, I'm calling you an immortal, why are you still here?)

Zhongli didn't give the two a chance to react. He released the bird in the cage, turned around and tried to catch Ruotu with the empty cage. Ruotu was very happy and greeted his old friend frantically.

(Zhongli: We do need to talk about the fact that you absorbed Honkai energy and used it against me.)

Zhongli left the field, leaving only Bai Zinan and Keqing who was adapting to her new shoes.

It's heartbreaking, is this how you use your power?

Under Bai Zinan's use, the power gradually turned into a 3D printer, a bamboo dragonfly and an arbitrary door, a mobile power bank, a bug, a flight path, and a black history eraser.

Oh, and there are also mobile barbecue grills and mobile refrigerators.

“These shoes…”

Although it looks weird when paired with her black stockings, Keqing doesn't plan to wear this pair of shoes. She still has to go home and change into her own high heels. She can't go out like this, right?

If Ningguang and the others saw this, they would probably make fun of them.

"Okay, time is running out, let's continue to recover Honkai energy."

Keqing looked at the mismatched shoes and said, "No, come home with me first. I'll go change my shoes."

【Are you dissatisfied with your sports shoes? 】

Keqing: Who would wear pantyhose with these... um... sneakers?

Bai Zinan: This is Keqing’s home.

Keqing took Bai Zinan through many twists and turns in Liyue Harbor, and finally arrived at Keqing's home after walking through many streets and alleys.

After a brief thought, Keqing thought it was impolite to let Bai Zinan stay alone at the door, so she brought him into the yard.

Keqing, who was born into a prominent family, naturally lives in a grand and majestic place. The yard of Keqing's house has some greenery and some rockery, which gives Bai Zinan the feeling that it is like the courtyard of an aristocratic family in modern times of the Republic of China.

When Keqing brought Bai Zinan in, a servant holding a flowerpot was surprised, put it down and ran into the yard.

"Master! Madam! The young lady is back! The iron tree has blossomed! She brought back a clean and fair son-in-law!"

Keqing paused as she entered the wing room. What the hell, what uncle... what...? Damn it, Bai Zinan! How could she have forgotten this? At her age, she is still an unmarried girl, and her parents' urging her to get married is like urging her to die.

Keqing changed her shoes as quickly as possible and ran out, "Don't do it, don't do it..."

The more you fear something, the more likely it is to happen. Keqing, who had just run out, saw her parents, one on each side, carrying the confused Bai Zinan to the backyard. Keqing wailed in her heart and quickly chased after them.

As the old saying goes, misfortunes never come singly. Not only did I lose my shoes, but now I have to deal with my parents.

"My dear, what's your name, how old are you, where are you from, what do you do, and how long have you known our A-Qing? Our A-Qing is not very good at speaking, so please understand."

When Ke's mother saw him for the first time, she was very satisfied. He was fair-skinned, with regular features, and gave people a kind and friendly feeling. He was a good candidate for a son-in-law, but why did he seem a little shy? It didn't matter. Her daughter was outgoing and complemented her better.

A series of questions stunned Bai Zinan and Honkai. Honkai felt very strange. Why did Keqing's parents feel like they were selling their daughter? Bai Zinan shrank timidly, and then Keqing's mother had the illusion that Bai Zinan was shy.

Ke's father looked at Bai Zinan without saying a word. Well, this young man is very good, just like himself, but he doesn't know about him in other aspects.

[Why do I feel... so dangerous? Hey, hey, hey, Bai Zinan, why don't we run? Why are Keqing's parents looking at us with green eyes? ]

[Are they trying to blaspheme? This kind of marriage-urging question and answer makes me happy. ]

Bai Zinan: Aren’t you happy? I feel sad that you are happy.

“Um, my name is Bai Zinan, I’m over 20 years old, I can be considered a Liyue person, and I’m an executor at Anti-Entropy… Um, the management means I know Keqing… Eh heh heh heh?”

[It's Bai Zinan Apokalis. You have become the shape of the Apokalis family, okay? ]

It is basic etiquette that one must answer questions asked by elders, Bai Zinan thought truthfully, but was then sneered at by Honkai.

[Why didn't you think of this when Otto asked you? ]

Bai Zinan: Who is older, you or Otto?

[Then Keqing's parents are not even as old as me, haha, double standard dog. ]

Bai Zinan: But they are older than me, so they are asking me instead of you.

"Mom and Dad!"

Keqing ran over and pulled Bai Zinan behind her. Keqing's father was heartbroken as his daughter's arm had begun to bend outward. But it was also a good thing, judging from his daughter's reaction, he should be able to hold his grandson soon.

"Ah, kid, you brought your girlfriend home but you didn't say a word, leaving the child standing at the door."

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Purple eyes looked at Bai Zinan and asked, "What did you say to my parents in just a few minutes? What are you doing?"

Bai Zinan shrugged and said nothing. Shouldn't you ask your parents about this kind of thing?

"He...he just has some intersection with me at work."

"Ah, yes, yes."

Mother Ke nodded frantically. There was some "interpretation", so she took him home directly. Father Ke then seamlessly connected with her and said, "We understand. We are all experienced people."

Keqing: What do you understand? ? ?

In the mental space, Honkai saw that Bai Zinan was in a daze and felt that the opportunity had come. Honkai logged in and forced Bai Zinan offline. He would see how he would be beaten later, as there would not be many opportunities to get back on track.

"Uncle and aunt, actually Aqing and I have been dating for a long time. I originally planned to buy gifts before visiting you today, but you all saw the big mess in Liyue yesterday..."

"So I brought these two little gadgets, as a sign of respect."

Then Bai Zinan took out two tranquility gems directly from his pocket.

Bai Zinan & Keqing: ???

Bai Zinan: Damn it, you backstabbed me! When did you get your abilities back?

Honkai: Hey, have you forgotten that many things can be directly condensed by Honkai? It would look better if you don't give up the power. Anyway, it's like this, why don't you add a weakened version of the power?

"Bai! Zi! Nan!" Keqing's brain froze for one second, two seconds, three seconds. What was this bastard talking about? He said they had been dating for a long time, but it was clearly just the second day they met.

"Yeah, Xiaonan is still honest, unlike Qing, who is less and less willing to tell the truth to me as his mother as he grows up."

"Mom, we have something else to do, let's go first... Eh? Dad, why did you pull me over here! I really have something else to do!"

After seeing the eye contact from Ke's mother, Ke's father took Keqing away without saying a word, and then only Bai Zinan, who was in the upper level of Honkai, and Ke's mother were left in the garden.

At this moment, Bai Zinan was frantically trying to regain control, but his body gave him only one response: "Wrong password."

Chapter 25: Collapse for your engagement and Fat Camel for your ancestors

Bai Zinan still underestimated Honkai, thinking that if he took away most of its things, it would no longer be a threat to him. As a result, Honkai taught Bai Zinan a good lesson today.

As a bystander, Bai Zinan watched as Honkai used his body to frantically win Keqing's mother's favor, while Keqing, the only one who could save the situation, was taken into the room by Keqing's father for a long talk.

[You are almost done with the collapse. 】

Honkai: You have come to this day too? I have been safe and sound for so many chapters. What do you think I am doing? I am rebelling. I am Honkai, the God of Honkai.

Go wherever you like, I, your dad, will continue to give you children (laughs)

Will Bai Zinan give up? No, he won't give up, even if he knows the current situation, he can't do anything.

(Mei: Thank you for the invitation. Please do not log in from a different location. Even if it is you, please do not log in from a different location.)

About half an hour later, Keqing came out of the room with a complicated expression. Keqing's father made a gesture to Keqing's mother, indicating that the ideological work was done. Keqing's mother nodded with satisfaction, "In that case, how about setting the wedding date like this?"

Keqing: ???

How many words did you say in half an hour? Why has it come to this? Bai Zinan, I need you to give me an explanation.

Bai Zinan: Don’t cue me, I’m still banned and muted, but it’s ok for me to be betrayed by my own body.

Body: Bai Zinan? Who is that? I don't know her. I'm afraid of the collapse. You, my master, can't give me the freedom I desire. I naturally have to choose someone who can make me feel free.

"That's great. I will invite the best MC in Liyue to host my wedding with Aqing. Auntie, don't worry. I will give my life for Aqing."

Honkai·Bai Zinan is very happy in her heart. It is you, Bai Zinan, who needs to sacrifice your life. I, Honkai, don’t have a penny.

"Well, you and Qing still have work to do, right? Go ahead."

Keqing left home with Bai Zinan in despair. If things hadn't been piling up, she really didn't want to recycle the Honkai energy today. She just wanted to be alone.

As soon as he went out, Honkai threw his body directly to Bai Zinan.

"Bai Zinan, I think you have to give me a reasonable explanation."

Although Keqing's father had given her some advice, she still couldn't accept the current situation, especially when Bai Zinan and Keqing's mother had set a date for their wedding just after she came out from a long talk with her father.

"I said... it wasn't me just now, do you believe it? It was Honkai who did it, it was Honkai who did it, Honkai, shut up!"

Although the Honkai in the mental space was hung up and beaten severely by Bai Zinan, he said nothing. He took revenge in kind. You beat yourself today, and sooner or later I will get my revenge.

"Do you believe me when I say it's not me who will take you home?"

Keqing's expression clearly showed disbelief, but Honkai remained silent no matter how Bai Zinan tormented him.

Nishiuchi, Bai Shinan, please accept my angry revenge as the Honkai God.

"Then just take it as what I said. Isn't it nice to get a fiancée for free?"

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Now that things have come to this, Bai Zinan simply admitted it. It was also her fault for her previous bad mouthing that she said she was Honkai. This time, this bastard Honkai didn't even change his eye color when he logged in, so other people couldn't tell that it wasn't her.

(Alishia: A kind reminder from Alishia, don’t underestimate the beautiful girl who has seen you through two lifetimes~ If it’s Alishia, she can tell right away.)

"… Let's collect all the Honkai energy first."

Although Keqing and Bai Zinan were both mentally exhausted, Keqing's excessive sense of responsibility did not allow the work to be delayed. The two of them worked diligently on the land until the late night and finally completed the recycling of Honkai energy.

At the same time, under the Fulong tree.

"Morax! Morax! Morax! I am your ancestor."

Zhongli used the rock element to make a table and a chair. Zhongli sat on the chair, put the empty bird cage on the table, sipped his tea and watched the "big lizard with strange patterns" sealed in a pile of rock pillars yelling.

But I have to say that Zhongli, who has lived for more than 6,000 years, feels a little sorry for Ruotu. After all, he is a demon god who has shared hardships with him until now. It's a pity that he keeps saying the same thing over and over again, "Moracus, I will take care of your ancestors."

"Ruotu, are you tired of scolding?"

"Don't talk to me, you bastard Morax. I just regained my sanity and wanted to go out to find you, but you pushed me back with a 'heavenly justice'. Do you know how much my heart aches? And, Morax, I will take care of your ancestors."

Zhongli's golden eyes were calm. There were some fluctuations at the beginning, but after being scolded by Ruo Tuo for several hours... the influence was gone. "Keep scolding, I'm listening. Remember to change the words. I'm tired of hearing this sentence."

The Dragon King Ruota suddenly fell silent. He was clearly scolding him. What right did he have to be so picky? Or did this guy prefer the skinny flying dragon with auspicious clouds on the drunkard next door? The more Ruota thought about it, the angrier he became. He opened his mouth to continue.

At this time, the fat camel did not realize that he had NTR'd Morax first, or he simply thought that Morax had fallen in love with Tevarin, the East Wind Guardian next door.

"Morax! I am your ancestor."

At this time, Zhongli was actually thinking about why the fat camel wanted to absorb Honkai energy. Was it because he couldn't satisfy him? Or did he like Bai Zinan more?

The reason why Zhongli was able to arrive directly when Tuozige's seal was loosened was because the hunchback absorbed some Honkai energy and severed his connection with it.

"Ruotu, I have a question, do you like the purple energy?"

This sentence made the fat camel stop cursing. After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, I like it very much. And, Morax, I will give you a gift."

The purple energy is different from the four elemental forces in my body, but it can help me resist wear and tear and restore my SAN value. Why don't I like this kind of thing? It can make me stronger and better.

"I see, so it was a mistake after all?"

At this moment, Zhongli had the idea of ​​exchanging Fat Camel and Bai Zinan for Beibeilong, a dragon that could draw seafood for him, could fly, and had four forms (magic dragon, ice, thunder, and fire). However, this idea only flashed through his mind.

After all, not every curse from a god's favorite can withstand wear and tear, Zhongli thought. Every time Fat Camel cursed his ancestors, Zhongli's anger value would rise a little bit, but this little bit of anger value would make him remember many things.

"Rota, you become smaller."

Fat Camel:?

The fat camel was confused, but he did it, and then he was excited. Morax broke the seal. Eh? What was Morax going to do?

Zhongli stuffed the shrunken Ruotu Dragon King directly into the birdcage, sealed it, and said in his unique calm voice, "I'm sorry, old friend, although you appear to be somewhat sane, I still have to lock you up just in case."

"Morax! How can I repay the thousand-year hatred!!!"

Ruo Tuo was unhappy. Ruo Tuo was in a bad mood. Ruo Tuo jumped up and down in the bird cage that had been reinforced many times by Emperor Yan Wang, and kept muttering "Reply to your ancestors, recite to your ancestors" while jumping.