They want to hear my voice

For the first time, Zhongli felt that his action was wrong and he should bury the fat camel again.

Zhongli, who had been walking Ruotu all the way, returned to Liyue Harbor. He planned to put Ruotu in the Hall of Rebirth first, and then go to listen to Mr. Yun’s play. Otherwise, how could he listen to the constant refrain of "reproaching your ancestors"... Did he forget the bard in the Hall of Rebirth?

It was still daybreak when Zhongli returned to the Hall of Rebirth. Bai Zinan and a freeloader bard were devouring a pile of food they had brought back. Needless to say, the bill had been sent to the Hall of Rebirth.

"I heard that you were tricked by Honkai?"

Zhongli placed the cage on the shelf and said, "Don't ask me how I know. The wind will tell everything."

Bai Zinan looked at Wendy, who stuck out his tongue maliciously and said "Hey hey!"

Chapter 26 Wendy: Who is the old man’s wife? Why have I never heard of her?

This is not a quiet morning. Perhaps a shop in the morning should be as busy as a downtown area, but... this shop is a temple for the dead, and it always feels weird when it is busy.

Bai Zinan and Wendy were jumping up and down in the store. They had no choice. They originally thought that only they and Keqing knew about this matter, but Barbatos sold them out...

"Stop right there, you singing singer."

Bai Zinan and Wendy circled around the store's coffin. The fat camel in the cage was tired and lay motionless in the cage. Zhongli watched the two chasing each other and silently drank a sip of tea, "It's good to be young..."

[Ahhhh, damn Bai Zinan, finally I was muted for a whole day! A whole day, do you know how I spent it? I watched healing anime without a break, and watched erotic anime without a tissue. ]

Wendy:?

Zhongli: I see. That episode must be very touching, as it actually made Honkai use tissues.

"I think...Riman may not mean what you understand."

Bai Zinan scratched his head. The old man seemed to have some misunderstanding. "That thing is the same as Yihongyuan, Lichunyuan or Chunxianglou."

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"But I haven't seen any travelers since I took the seafood away." Wendy saw that Bai Zinan was no longer chasing her, and began to tease the Ruota Dragon King in the cage, "I say, old man, this seems to be yours..."

"Ying, you are busy tilling the land and collecting raw stones."

Zhongli glanced at Wendy and said, "If you like it, I'll give it to you."

"Morax, I will bury your ancestors!"

When the fat camel heard this, he became very excited and started to shake.

[Bai Zinan, why don't you also put the seafood thrown into the imaginary space in the cage. ]

Zhongli: According to common sense, seafood should be stored in water.

After looking around and seeing that there was no one else around, Bai Zinan began to rub things with his bare hands. It was not just a fish tank. He combined the living habits of three types of creatures from the sea, land and air to rub out a small eco-box.

Seeing this, Zhongli's eyes lit up. He already understood what Bai Zinan wanted to do. With Wendy still confused, Zhongli stuffed Ruotu directly into the ecological box and sealed it with a bunch of seals. "That's great. This way, Ruotu doesn't have to be its cage king anymore."

"Moracus, I am your ancestor. I am the Dragon King, not the Cage King."

"Hmm...it looks very interesting. How about I let Tevarin..."

At this time, Tevarin, who was sleeping in the ruins of the wind dragon, felt a chill on his back. What was Barbatos trying to do? He should sleep somewhere else.

Bai Zinan plunged into the imaginary space and watched Ba Che and Osel entangled with each other. When the two seafoods saw Bai Zinan, their bodies froze...

Bai Zinan remained calm. It was just an animal world for crickets. After all, there was nothing they could do in the imaginary space. They could only work hard for the fruit of their love... But could the devil really get married and have children?

[It's okay, you two can continue. I'm older than Morax and have seen everything. Just keep going.]

Honkai symbolically comforted Osel and Ba Che, but silently used Honkai energy to take pictures. Bai Zinan rolled up a small notebook and began to record the birth process of the demon god. From a certain perspective, this was a big step forward in biology.

Osel: This... keep going.

"You're not going to continue? Can you get smaller?"

"This...it really can't become smaller now." Blue Seafood was feeling very uncomfortable now. It was obvious that he had misunderstood Bai Zinan's words.

"Is that so? Then how can I become smaller?"

"How about... could you step aside for a moment?"

At this time, Ba Che hid behind Osel. Osel tried to ask. Bai Zinan was silent for two seconds. It turned out that he and Osel were not in the one-night raid group six-nine-four-thirty-three-six-one-thirty-five channels. "How about you go out and do it? I mean the body becomes smaller."

[You are also a genius. Go out and let Fat Camel, Morax, and Barbatos watch over them? ]

Bai Zinan: It’s not impossible.

After some twists and turns, the bodies of Bache and Osel shrank and were taken out of the imaginary space one by one by Bai Zinan. As soon as they returned to Teyvat, they were stuffed directly into the ecological box by Bai Zinan.

Fat Camel looked at Osel and Ba Che who were stuffed in. Are they his companions who are going to jail with him? I remember that this guy was also sealed by Morax, right?

Although the reasons why I and it were sealed are different, I definitely hate Morax. Well, as long as you are against Morax, you are one of us. Hehehe, Osel, here I come.

Heliocel, if there is a camel dragon king on land, there is still one missing for the sky.

Bai Zinan and Zhongli, who were surrounding the eco-box, turned their eyes to Wendy, "Forget it... Tevarin is free..."

"From a common sense point of view, it is true, but what does this have to do with you inviting it to Liyue for vacation? I don't believe that you, who have fooled the first six gods, can't fool Tevarin."

Bai Zinan looked at Wendy and wondered if he should call Wendy over to recognize her as a relative.

"Hey?"

Wendy noticed that Bai Zinan's eyes were becoming more and more abnormal, and she subconsciously hid behind Morax. Bai Zinan looked at her as if she were his wife. Although wind elves have no gender...but she looks like her old friend now!

The old friend is a man, and it is not acceptable to have a relationship with a man who is not a man. Every time Bai Zinan got closer, Wendy took a step back, and soon Wendy was forced into a corner.

"You, you, you... don't come over here! I lied! Is it okay for me to lie? As long as you don't look at me like that!"

Barbatos decided to sell his dependents for the sake of his chastity.

"That look?"

Bai Zinan was puzzled.

【Abnormal eyes.】

Zhongli: To use the words of a Liyue romance novel, it is five parts perversion, four parts desire and one part excitement.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wendy jumped out from the corner and was safe. Bai Zinan scratched his head. Isn't this describing a pervert?

Zhuo, have I become a pervert like Kiana?

"Wendy, listen to my explanation. I have a wife named Wendy who looks exactly like you."

After hearing this, Wendy hid further away. He remembered that all perverts would say this. This guy... is bad. This guy can go against the law of nature. Tevarin, for the sake of your master's chastity...

After a while, all the creatures flying in the sky, swimming in the sea, and running on the ground gathered together in the eco-box.

The Ruota Dragon King looked around and found that none of them could beat him. It seemed like he... had really become the Ruota Dragon King?

"Morax, I will bury your ancestors!"

"Bai Zinan, I will bury your ancestors!"

"Barbatos, I will bury your ancestors!"

The three pets of the sea, army and air force united at this moment and denounced these three unscrupulous guys.

Ignoring the three pets' roars, the three were preparing to go out and retire. A discordant voice came, "Is Mr. Zhongli here? Hall Master Hu was arrested by the General Affairs Department for disturbing public order."

Zhongli shrugged, "I'm used to it. Let's go, my friend. Bring Master Hu back and then we'll go have a drink."

At this time, Wendy didn't quite understand why such a lively girl would disturb public order, but he soon understood, and then... he discovered something very serious, the way the old man looked at Walnut was the same as looking at his daughter!

The girl with plum blossoms in her eyes came out and said to Bai Zinan, "How are you thinking about it? Buy one coffin, get one free. Well... one big and one small is not impossible. The price is reasonable. The tombstone is also buy one get one free. There is after-sales service."

"Hey, let me ask you something. When did the old man have a daughter? Who is his wife? How come I don't know anything about it?"

Chapter 27 Ying: I feel good!

Ying was still hoeing the ground. After taking great pains to dismantle a one-eyed little treasure, she casually sat on a rock to rest. "I'm so tired. Paimon, can you be of some use?"

"Who's been cheering you on? Paimon's working hard, too!"

Ying stopped talking. If you hadn't been flying around and shouting "Come on!", this one-eyed kid wouldn't have been provoked by you. The journey had been going smoothly, but because of Paimon's encouragement, you encountered five Liarflowers, eight Slimes, three Hillichels from the camp, and a one-eyed kid.

"Brother, I missed you so much. Why did you come and go without a trace? And you took Morax with you and disappeared!"

Brother Long, who was hiding in the distance and observing, vaguely heard Ying say that she missed him, but he felt something was not right when he heard the second half of the sentence. He did not reveal his whereabouts in front of her, so he could not be said to have come and gone without a trace.

"Yuan Shang, recently Ying..."

"Your Highness, there is a traveler from another world recently. Your blood relative has always called him brother." Yuan Shang immediately appeared behind Kong at Kong's call and reported the recent events one by one. "In addition, this traveler from another world and Tianli had a confrontation when the Fatui released Osel, but the specific result..."

Yuanshang didn't say anything else. He ran away the moment Tianli appeared, so he had no idea what happened afterwards.

"I understand. Can you go against the law of nature and steal my sister's people..."

Kong felt a sense of crisis. Ying was clearly thinking about him when they were in Mondstadt, but now she was thinking about a wild man. It seemed like it was time to meet her.

"Has Dainsleb been found?"

"Not yet..."

"Keep looking."

Sora and Fukagami left. Ying belatedly looked towards the top of a distant mountain and said, "It's... it's an illusion. I had this illusion when I was in Mondstadt."

"Brother!!! Please come out! Your lovely sister is hungry and sleepy! How can I travel without you! I will give Paimon to you, please show up!"

"Ying! You're going too far! Paimon is your best friend!"

"You have to spit out the 100,000 Mora my brother gave me."

"Hey?"

The money had already been made by Paimeng, so where did Mora come from?

Ying tried to call Bai Zinan by shouting, and the voice reached Kong's ears. Kong's body shook. No matter what, he must fight to the death for the man Ying called brother. Ying had never told him that he could not live without him.

Woo woo woo, my poor sister, I will go home with you when you finish your trip.

"Stop yelling, stop yelling. Paimon is of no use to me. He is good for nothing except eating and being eaten."

[Nonsense, you can still cheer]

Paimon: That’s right, Paimon is really good at cheering and encouraging.

"Brother! I miss you so much!"

"Ah, this..." Bai Zinan was at a loss as to what to do. Should he tell Ying that Kong was secretly watching him? After thinking about it, he decided to give up. Anyway, Kong and Ying would meet in Mondstadt Secret Realm soon. Then he could just bring Kong back to Ying.

With a loud shout, Kong was called back from his retreat. He gritted his teeth and looked at Bai Zinan who was hugged by Ying. That's my sister! She's my sister!

Hold on, hold on. A little impatience will ruin a great plan. This guy can go against the law of nature, and you can’t defeat him alone... TNND, I can’t bear it anymore. You actually touched Ying’s head and hugged her!

"Yuan Shang, drag me away!"

Yuan Shang was confused, what kind of order was this, but he still did it.

"Brother, I want to eat noodles. And where's Zhongli? He's the Rock King, right?"

"Oh, look at your dirty face."

Bai Zinan took out the third bowl of noodles for Ying with a helpless look on her face, "Morax has never seen Kong, and Inazuma is now locked up in the country to fight a civil war. You can consider going with Beidou's Southern Cross after some time."

"Yeah, it's all Paimon's fault for his dirty face."

"For Bai Zinan's sake, Paimon won't bother with you this time."

"Alright, alright, you two are the ones who have to keep traveling. You're making me look like a mistress."

Ying finished her noodles, stood up and dusted herself off, "Brother, do you mean you won't travel with us?"

"Um"

[It is not possible.]

Ying: Why not?

Bai Zinan: I am here for vacation, not to work.

"Anyway, you still have a long time to go to Inazuma, so don't rush. At least, I will go with you to Inazuma."

[After all, I still want to see Lei Shen take Ye Tiandi's sword. ]

Ying & Paimon: ???

"Okay, let's go back to the city first."