They want to hear my voice

"No, brother, let's go back to Mondstadt. We can have another trial with the Wolf King today. This time, you and I will beat his dog head to pieces. You don't know how hard it was for me to fight him when he was immune to both ice and wind."

【? ? ? 】

[It still has to be you, scumbag. If you can’t beat them, call for help. ]

Ying: Oh, yes, yes, brother, let’s go.

Wolfland is the gathering place of the Mondstadt wolf clan. Here lives the Wolf King of the North Wind and... a bleeding dog that can ignore Zhongli's greatshield, and of course a cute wolf cub, Razor.

"As far as the current situation of the Thunder Element is concerned, those who possess the Eye of God are all beautiful sisters, right Lei Ze?"

Lei Ze said nothing. He met the traveler Ying and the man he couldn't deal with at the gate of Benlang Territory. The traveler said that this was her brother, but he clearly remembered that her brother had blonde hair in braids and a slender waist.

"It's not safe here, Wolf King. I won't accept the trial."

"Is it because of those big footprints that panicked the wolves before?"

Lei Ze nodded, "Also, your brother."

"Is that so? It seems that your wish for me to help you beat up the Wolf King has been dashed."

【Finally, a living being knows how to fear God.】

Honkai was very pleased, but Lei Ze said, "The Wolf King said, Barbatos, said, you will lock it up as a pet."

"This is slander, it's slander! I have decided to bring Wendy over to snatch Barbatos' faith and give him a great blow."

Bai Zinan was just shouting like this. From a certain perspective, he, Zhongli, and Venti were all social losers. Why should social losers make things difficult for social losers?

Ying thought for a moment and said, "Then can I go by myself?"

Lei Ze said without hesitation, "Okay."

"Brother~"

"I know, I know. Give it back to me after you use it."

Bai Zinan rubbed out a piece of the Herrscher of Flame's core and said, "Use less force. I suspect I'm turning you into a social outcast."

"Isn't that better? Eat and sleep every day. This is simply Paimon's paradise."

Paimon was already imagining something when he heard this, "Just like Zhongli, every day after dinner he would say, 'Send the bill to Wangsheng Hall'"

"Brother, this thing... has been absorbed by my body, is it okay..."

"It's not a big problem. There will be thirteen Herrschers in the next era."

[Hey, hey, hey! You can't do that! Isn't this something you can just rub at random? There are so many Herrschers in the Bounce World.]

Bai Zinan: That's the collapse of Beng Beng, what does it have to do with your Beng Beng?

[Fuck, you have to do this, right? One is going to destroy civilization, and the other is going to assess civilization. Don't say you don't know. If I want to destroy civilization, I will throw fourteen Herrschers in a row, and they will fight alone.]

While the two were arguing, Ying had already entered the trial field and faced the North Wind Wolf King.

"Wolf King, here I come. No matter how immune you are to ice and wind, I will set fire to you today!"

Ying wanted to avenge her previous humiliation. Now that she had the core of the Herrscher of Fire in her body, she felt that she was even better than Shinya Kaburagi who was possessed by Cyreblow. Naturally, she swelled up like a pufferfish.

"I feel good now, judgement-rua!"

Chapter 28: Overthrow the Slave Master, the Abyss Mage

Everyone has some diseases to a greater or lesser extent, and diseases like Bai Zinan's are even more serious, such as addiction to everything.

Putting aside his previous addiction to revealing one's heart, if Honkai hadn't tried his best to stop him, he would have revealed the heart of every traveler without distinguishing between friend and foe, not to mention that he gave the power to his own wife.

But poor Anna Shaniat's body is still frozen in the freezer of the Oceania branch, and no one remembers this little cutie.

Ever since he made an eco-box with his hands, Bai Zinan has fallen hopelessly in love with the action of "collecting". If it weren't for the fact that Paimon is the only non-repeatable output, Bai Zinan would definitely collect a Paimon and put it in the eco-box.

While waiting for Ying to be beaten up by the North Wind Wolf King, Bai Zinan decided to find a creature that he could kill, such as a bleeding dog or a hillbilly.

Mondstadt's giant baby city, from the invasion of the wind dragon to the lost key and cat, all the things are thrown to Jean-Hip. Kaeya? Captain Mooching, Eula and Amber? Just ice and fire people in the snowy mountains and forests, Klee... Mondstadt's soul will not let her out.

Emmmm, apart from the big boss Irene and the Rock King Princess who has not officially joined the group, I always feel that the Knights are missing a key member...

Bai Zinan thought about it and couldn't remember who this person was. She wandered around and recalled until she couldn't help herself. [It's Albedo, idiot. Didn't you want to learn alchemy for Tesla before? ]

[You bastard, you only remember the girl from Teyvat? 】

Bai Zinan: No, I only have you in my mind, my dear Honkai.

Honkai was choking for a moment, [Even if you say so, I will...]

Bai Zinan laughed. The cricket was just broken, but he was easily controlled by him. He needed to remember the language of the hill people.

Bai Zinan's talent points are very strange. Apart from Chinese and English, he can only learn bad words in human languages, but not in non-human languages... He is self-taught. You say he can learn it, but he really can't. However, once he communicates with non-human creatures, he can understand and communicate.

This is a tribe of hill people, a fire abyss mage, a hill thug, two water shamans, and two dilucs.

Purple spells were floating around the Fire Abyss Mage, who was obviously controlling these Hilichurls. Bai Zinan, feeling that his prey had been stolen, became furious and rushed straight into the Hilichurl camp.

"ya! Gusha! Kundela! (A not-so-good-human being alive!)"

(This is the lip-synced sentence, ah, pants, my goodness)

Bai Zinan, who was running wildly, shouted, "Mi, Unu! (I, God Unu!)"

A group of hillbillies saw a string of subtitles, Bai Zinan modified your consciousness, and now you think he is Unu.

All the Hillilks rebelled on the spot, following Bai Zinan's steps and charging towards the Fire Abyss Mage, "Unu Movo Muhe!" (Unu brings victory!)

The hillbillies were also very dissatisfied. This Fire Abyss Mage talked about how great the abyss was every day and also had MLM-style slogans, but he had never taken them to a full meal. Now that the god Unu had come, the hillbillies turned over and sang, and sent this slave-owning class Fire Abyss Mage to see the abyss.

The Fire Abyss Mage had never seen such a scene before, and wanted to teleport away immediately, but found that the space was blocked by the guy who called himself Unu. The Water Hill Shaman prayed for rain directly to the Fire Abyss Shaman, and a series of evaporations directly killed the Fire Shield on the spot.

"caught you."

The moment Bai Zinan caught the Fire Abyss Mage, he threw him directly into the ecological box far away in Liyue through the space gate. The Fire Abyss Mage who had just entered and just put up his shield saw two seafood, a lizard and a dragon surrounding him.

Perhaps he was too excited, the Fire Abyss Mage lost his breath, closed his eyes and fainted.

After sending off the Fire Abyss Mage, a group of Hillilchir people pulled Bai Zinan's clothes and walked to the simple platform of the tribe. No matter if they were Dilucchir, Thug Hillilchir or Hillilchir Shaman, they all knelt down and said, "Kuzi Unu Mani Mimi Mita. ({Please} the powerful God Unu give us good things)"

Is this what it feels like to be a god? Bai Zinan couldn't help but think so, but Honkai quickly gave him a big blow. Ever since Bai Zinan said that it was what he was thinking about in his mind, it was completely floating.

There is a saying that goes, "Those who are favored are fearless." This is how Honkai now thinks of the relationship between himself and Bai Shinan.

[God is not like this, nor is he like Barbatos, nor is he like Morax who died of overwork. 】

Bai Zinan: What is that?

【Have you ever seen God care about the world? They only care about what they care about. 】

Bai Zinan: I see. So this is why you agreed to reopen Otto without me, right? Half of your subordinates are trash and half are traitors.

[I sincerely send my greetings to your whole family on behalf of all time periods. 】

After thinking about it, these hillbillies are actually quite pitiful. On the one hand, they are cursed, and on the other hand, they are enslaved by the abyss. From time to time, they have to worry about their stupid sister coming in and killing them and taking away their cabbage and meat.

Even if they robbed the Mondstadt giant babies, from the perspective of the Hillichells, they just wanted to survive, so what was wrong with them?

"It's not easy to live. I don't want to be that kind of god, even if I'm not their Unu."

Honkai said nothing, letting him do whatever he wanted, as long as he didn't go too far it wouldn't stop him.

It was impossible for Bai Zinan to give the hill people very good food. After all, it was not good for them to have a picky taste. The "kind-hearted" Bai Zinan kindly took all the meat from Ying's backpack.

Beast meat falls from the sky, a gourmet paradise.

A large amount of animal meat fell from the space gate in the sky. Seeing several hill people kowtowed continuously, they shouted "Unu Unu Unu!"

This was a miracle to them. The god Unu was alive. The Qiuqiu people started to grill steaks. The Qiuqiu thugs were quick and ran to other tribes to call people. The god Unu appeared and asked them to come to worship and hold a banquet.

Who would be willing to risk their life to rob when they can have enough food to eat?

The perspective returned to the previous camp of the Hill Cultivators. Bai Zinan sat on the only reasonable stool with some uneasiness. What was he doing?

Watching the Hillichels using fire slime as a heat source to grill meat, when they raised the first piece of strange grilled meat steak above their heads with both hands and brought it to Bai Zinan, Bai Zinan was stunned, because she wanted to collect Hillichels from several tribes into the ecological box.

But now it looks good...?

Bai Zinan looked at the somewhat burnt steak made by the Hill Choppers, gritted his teeth and ate it. A piece of steak immediately made him want to go home. He missed his mother, and this steak tasted exactly like the one his mother cooked.

I can only say that my mother's cooking skills are at the level of the Hill People. Then again, in my previous life... I think I cooked for myself since I can remember? Bai Zinan's purpose has changed. Originally, he only planned to trick a few Hill People into the ecological box, but now, he is the god of the Hill People!

"Valo, Elaka Yoyo Mosi Mita! (Thank you, you should eat meat at this moment)"

The Qiuqiu people still respect God very much, unlike a certain nun from Bastos. After receiving the order from Bai Zinan, Dilucchu, who was carrying a plate, shouted "Unu!"

Everyone started to eat the meat, but Ying felt sorry for him. After being beaten by the wolf king, he couldn't find Bai Zinan. Seeing the meat disappearing from his backpack and the Mora with 3 extra zeros, Ying knew that it was Bai Zinan who did it.

In desperation, Ying had to take Paimon to Mondstadt first. It turned out that brothers were unreliable.

At this moment, as the Hilliard thugs ran around, the Hilliard people in the area of ​​​​Benlang Territory began to gather towards the tribe where Bai Zinan was, and this news naturally spread to Mondstadt.

Chapter 29: Daqiu Dynasty Qiuqiu Emperor Bai Zinan

More and more Hilichurls gathered at Bai Zinan's location. Fortunately, the venue was large enough to barely accommodate hundreds of Hilichurls. Of course, these Hilichurls were not the only ones in such a large Benlang Territory. Most of the Hilichurls' camps were occupied by Abyss Mages.

The level of the Abyss Mage is not bad, at least ordinary adventurers will not provoke him. The remaining Hillichell camps that have not been occupied are naturally the places that ordinary adventurers have swept many times.

When Bai Zinan saw this situation, he rubbed a throne and floated it above the hillbillies. Yes, he also became inflated.

Although he didn't know why this Hillil thug gathered these Hillil people, Bai Zinan had never heard that the Hillil people had the habit of entertaining people from all over the world. After all, they had been struggling to make ends meet.

But the behavior of the Qiuqiu thugs just hit Bai Zinan's heart, saving him from having to think of ways to gather the Qiuqiu people. Bai Zinan, in a good mood, directly named the Qiuqiu thug who ran errands, "Big Qiuqiu."

Bai Zinan couldn't speak the Hilichurl language when he wasn't communicating with the Hilichurls, so he directly chose to communicate through consciousness.

The five hillbillies at the beginning remembered the sound of them overthrowing the enslavement of the Fire Abyss Mage very clearly. The sound appeared directly in the mind of the big hillbilly. The big hillbilly was confused at first, but when it heard the name given, it suddenly understood a lot.

He shouted "Unu" loudly and beat his chest with his fist. Of course, Big Qiuqiu was not the only one who knew about this. All the Qiuqiu people showed envious eyes. This was the first god-given name in the history of Qiuqiu civilization.

When Bai Zinan rubbed the throne with his bare hands and sat on it floating in the air, all the hillbillies were convinced.

Only the god Unu could create things out of nothing, only the god Unu could bring them such a mountain of steaks, this is their god. "Unu!!!"

All the hillbillies howled in unison. This was the god who could feed them and protect them!

The purpose has changed. I no longer want to collect a few Hilichurls. I want to play a real version of Civilization. I am the founding emperor of the Great Hilichurls Dynasty, and the god Unu is also the Hilichurls King.

[Well, black history plus one, start recording]

Bai Zinan: Don’t you think it’s fun? The civilization of the original demon mod.

Under the gaze of the others, the big hill was gradually covered by a white light. Bai Zinan was also confused. Didn't he just give it a name? Why did it turn into a cocoon?

[Whether you really don't know or are pretending not to know, this is the same as the devil's naming. 】

Bai Zinan: I see, so what has become of the big hill?

【Emperor-level Collapse Hill.】

"As long as they are not my relatives, anything is fine."

The big hills were evolving, and Bai Zinan was not idle either. In a short period of time, he roughly understood one thing: these hills did not eat people, did not kill people, and would only beat people to a certain extent. The general process was to scare people, rob them, and if they did not give, they would beat them, and then take what they lacked, and would not touch anything else...

"Is this... Hanma Konjiro?"

Bai Zinan fell into deep thought, but "A gentleman loves money but gets it in a proper way" is not in the Zeng Guang Xian Wen... Oh, the last one was revised by the Confucian scholar Zhou Xitao, oh, Confucius also said that.

"Yes, that's right. Qiuqiu loves money, but he gets it in a proper way, treats it in moderation, and spends it in moderation."

[The Qiuqiu people like money, and if they don't have it, they will go to the road to get it, but they do it well every time, and they are restrained in taking things. 】

At this time, the giant Hilichook has completely evolved. Its originally pitch-black body now has some purple lines. Its strong muscles show its strength. Its shiny mane has become even darker, and the two long horns on its forehead have turned white like the Honkai beast.

The original wooden shield has become a burden to him. The emperor-level Honkai Hill - Big Hill, its ability is... to rub the shield of the Thunder God-level Honkai Beast. This means that in the future battles, he will use the shield of the Thunder God-level Honkai Beast to attack. A shield that can prevent counterattacks, I just want to ask you if you are afraid.

The banquet of the Hillilks ended soon. Bai Zinan sat on the throne alone, slurping noodles. Kevin's habit was like a virus. Once he got infected, he couldn't get rid of it. Since he was the god of the Hillilks, his people couldn't sleep on such a thing...

I have to find a way to teach them how to build a house.

"Tomo Uun, Mimi Beru Upa Mita." (We want to form a new tribe of hill people)

{ps: Mita is not just meat, it also refers to the Hill Chow tribe}

The meaning is very clear. These gathered hillbillies want to follow Bai Zinan and start a new life.

All the Qiuqiu people knelt in front of Bai Zinan, waiting for Bai Zinan's response.

"a, Upa" (Ah, get together)